Show Mrs Lyndon B B. B Johnson White House Washington DC D.C. Dear LadyBird Lady It was a pleasant surprise to read in Time Magazine yesterday yester day Clay that your birthday is on December 22 and so I am writing to invite you to a party we are planning out here her in Utah for people like you and me You see I am the local president dent of the People Who Get Only One Present Because Their Birth days Are So Close To Christmas Club Clubs For short we call it the Since your birthday falls falle on Dec 22 which Is the same as mine you are eligible for membership and we may even make mke you an honorary president lre Or something If you cannot come to the party please let me know and perhaps you and I could swap presents for our birthdays because be cause we are are so tired of hav hay Ing folks folk say eay Now Birdie dear this will just pave have lave to do for both Christmas and birth day Oh gracious sakes why did you have to get on uch such a date It was a nice article about you but tout My Lady Fair Fall Louise thinks think s Time didn't need to bother ing the year you were born along with the date You Yot girls sure stick together dont don't you Sorry I missed you at Park City last week But our mechanical cal ical superintendent shook hands handl with you and Is la It still III carrying his right hand around carefully I wrapped In a white silk hand kerchief Hasn't done a lick ot o work since You have disrupted I things a passel It might not b be easy for you I I to be here around Christmas I what with the family and all But I if you can cone come I can make yo you some nice promises I IThe IThe i The magazine says sometimes Lyndon whacks you across the I bottom so hard It almost knocks y you u down This Is a nice homey i tI little tle touch I think thinks Sometimes I smack My Lady Fir Fall that way but not so hard If you should be here for the party and should get homesick for u a good swat on the tall tail I could probably manage but will wUl want to supervise the action All this I consider highly unlikely and as fetched farfetched as a laig In two fry In pans panl Even if we lived on the south 1 I forty arid and came to visit our old I I friend friends the Johnsons Johnson I dont don't I I I think Chink the President wife Is la I about to say bYI Mac lac I 1 miss mis I yul Lyndon ree bad Could you I kindly deal me a a a- flat fiat hand on the sitter Not too gently And sometimes according to Time Magazine a few snorts aft er dinner Lyndon gets a little tittle carried away on his stories stoles and uses a few tew bad bad words I think U tt UIs Is nice that you can an smilingly Ignore this little foible and I do wish that Louise Loulee would be belike belike I like our First Lady and not get i I huffy at a time like this Incidentally Lady Bird I am supposed to be a good Republican but I will Admit that I kind of like Uke your husband better since 1 i I learned that he Is a homey guy who bats hie his wife lovingly and tells stories after a few few- belts In fact if you can come jo o the Christmas Birthday party we I might even let you bring the corn-ball corn whom you seem to J love Jve ve veso so much and for which we admire you so eo much Please have your social secretary get In touch with I I Ius us as soon as 9 possible Mac I |