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Show Our THE SUMMIT COUNTY BEE Kntereil 11 aaroud-clas- s matter, October 26, 1923. at the poet office at Coalville, I'tah 61017, under the Act of March 2, 1179. Published Every Thurnday at C'oalvlllr, 1fnh. Seeonil-claa- e post-ag- e paid at Coalville, I'tah. Advertising Kates on Application. Subscription M.00 a year In advance If. C. McConsughy, Editor and Publlaher. Louise D. McConaughy, Aesodate Editor. W. P. Langford, Production Manager. Mary Rakar, Office Manager. GLEN Says: Thought you parents might like to know what your school children know about sex. SEX Knowing that things like sex was sure to come up in a Budget Session. I contacted some of our students to see how far this subject had been pursued in our schools. These are some erf Bees WAXING the replies: United States mail is so much a part of life in America that it seems almost impossible to consider existence without it. Like a sunrise, its completely taken for granted. (een a good sunrise lately? Suppose The Man responsible for a beautiful sunrise went on strike. Lets appreciate it flation and hurry financial ruination of our country. Which leads to the reason were not too much worried about the hideout for Civil Defense, to run into like rats when The Bomb comes. Were convinced the only bomb will be accidental. Long ago we learned, and have always since believed, that the Communists do not want America a scorched wilderness. They want Ameri-ic- a to drop into their hands a broken country, defeated fay financial failure. Maybe Pm wrong, but I see in Communistic string-pulli'most of the troubles which beset America, today. This has been proven in campus rioting. Some day it will be proven in most other of our tribulations. It would be a good idea, next time youre in the postoffice or see your mailman on the route, to say and mean it: "Thanks a million for a wonderful job. Youre one of the standards by which we set the American way of life, and we appreciate you." Perhaps if more people would do this more often, and tie up the dog, and stop putting pennies in the rural mail box, and stop sending the kids into the to ask for the mail, and while we can.) When I was a small boy on a Nebraska ranch the mail box was two miles away, over hills and many dales. In the summertime it was my Job to go git the mail, sometimes on horseback, sometimes on foot. Blamed if I know who got the mail in the wintertime. Maybe it just stacked up. If the mail union gets its way, maybe everybody should go on strike, which is the surest way to quicken the spiral of in- - ng Many Are Breaking Waterfowl Laws Violations of waterfowl regulations accounted for most of the fish and game cases handled in Utah courts durlngFebruary. Twenty-seve- n percent of the cases involved juvenile vi- post-offi- olators. Law enforcement officials of the Utah Division of Fish and Game urge all sportsmen to become familiar with the laws and make sure their children are aware of the regulations. A good example set by parents and older sportsmen will help young hunters and fishermen to become responsible sports-me- n. Angling proclamations and law books are available from and Game office; they will soon be available from license dealers throughout the state. If you have questions regarding fish and game laws, check the current proclamation or contact a fish and game officer. Dont rely on hearsay or rumor. Get the facts before you hunt or fish. any-Fls- ce cease the gripes about service, we wouldnt be threatened by mall strikes.-Ma- ' hair." "Sexes are hard to telL them with Scientists cannot tell a microscope." "Our teacher, Miss Jones, is going to tell us about sex. When she sits down you cant see her knees. She thinks sexes are evil." "Most sexes happen after dark. "Generally, a male sex has something covering his knees. "Many old men spend their time thinking about sex. "Sexes is very important in families." The draft horse men and women are leaving for a two week trip to Scotland and England. While there they will attend four draft horse shows. Percheron, Shire, Clydesdale and Suffolk horses will be shown. The show people are going all out to make things nice for the Americans. They even changed the date of one fair so that they could attend all four shows. I guess age must be catching up on me, for once I had no desire whatever to go with the boys. I have only attended four fairs the last six months so Fm slipping for sure. c. sion of Fish and Game reminds anglers fishing for walleye on the Provo River that the limit on that water is two walleye. The limit for children under 12 is one half the adult limit or one fish. The spawning run is now in progress, and fishermen arg catching walleye both in the river and on Utah Lake. The limit for lake fishermen is six fish. The boundary between the lake and the river is determined as the bridge on the Provo River that is closest to Utah Lake. Echo Notes Mr. and Mrs. Harrison Rich-i- ns were honored on their forty-thi- rd wedding anniversary, with a family dinner, at the home of their daughter, and Basil and Joy Beech. Other guests included, Mike Rlchins and Mrs. O. W. Saxton, mother of Mrs. Rlchins, and the six Beech children. David and Karen Rlchins and their children, Heidi and Terry of Bountiful visited in the early evening. Mrs. S. P. Mikkelsen spent Thursday and Friday in Ogden with her mother, Mrs. William Woods and her sister, Miss Willard and Cora Dlllree and her mother, Mrs. L. L. Gold of Rexburg, Idaho left Monday morning for a well earned vacation in California. This community was saddened Monday when we learned of the death of a former resident, Frank "Tig" Wilson. We extend sincere sympathy to his widow, Browen and their son Jim and his family, of Haines, Alaska. will be remembered "Tig as an ardent baseball player and fan and a faithful employee of the Union Pacific Railroad Company. He was transferred and his family moved to Salt Lake many Taken at Park City West established a security service in the Park City area, found the robbery and called Don after informing Summit County Sheriff Ron Robinson. From bets and clues gathered, the robbers came to Park West some time alter 11 p.m. Saturday night. Bob had checked the main building at that time. Upon his return check trip, at 2:30 a.m. he discovered that the outside door to Dons office had been forced open. The door to an inside room where the safe was located, had been jimmied. The door of the safe had been battered open. Nothing was inside except plaster debris when Bob saw it. 4 . a little white lie can get you truth is always into trouble-t- he better than a lie. . . Ive been hearing all these for years, now I believe every one of em. Especially after years ago. Since his retirement he and Browen have traveled extensively. It was always our pleasure when they to visit their came "home "friends of many years, here. Championship races Utah State McNaughton Trooper Frank Marcellin at the site of the robbery; they will continue until the robbers are and apprehended. shower. It's all available without charge at the Salvation A rmy . . . thanks to the men of the Salvation Army, and the good people and merchants of the Intermountain Area. new double-edge- d the hall to the blood bank. They let me go along toholdhls head in case it wasnt as easy as he thought it would be. He sat in a beautiful easy chair, settled back and the nurse padlocked him In. The actual drawing took such a short time I could hardy believe it. I mean it took, longer to answer ridiculous questions. Two Houses Walleye Spawning in Provo, Willard ATTENTION TAX PAYERS SKOUSEN COMPUTERIZED TAX SERVICE Personalized service in the privacy of your homo Triple Guarantee, 1. Satisfaction 2. Accuracy 3. dr he decided he feel quite so smart, in fact, he was glad to go to bed the minute he got there. Kit after all, its Just a pint of blood ' and barely missed by the next GOING HOME There will be no wild turkey hunt in Utah this spripg. This was the ruling fay the Board of Fish and Game after hearing didnt day. We still break up every time we think about that ridiculous three -- hour delay and going hungry to wait for his blood to hamdigest a ent burger. Always tell the truth, even if sounds better. a lie Audit protection We save $50 to $100 above whet the avercan age Onr motto: If wo can't at least save you our low fee, wo will do it free. Phone recommendations from Division biologists. Reasons given for not holding the hunt this year were: low populations and expected low hinder success. Wild turkey populations are at a low level as a result of poor reproduction during 1969 and winter loss during the winter of 649-952- 5 IN PARK CITY or 336-25- 00 IN COALVILLE For Your Early Appointment the cost of Ion distance calling one down eaten. he said. "What is it object to, that darned glass of beer? No, We dont care how much beer you drink. Its that HAMBURGER. Us the worst thing to eat before giving blood, it leaves little globs of fat in your blood anthey cant use It." I I almost busted up mean he hadnt even eaten a hamburger. He couldnt very well tell her NOW that hedlied about the hamburger. Shed never believe him and would be sure to think he was a nut. There was nothing left for us to do but wait . . . Oh Nol you ... SO HE COULD GIVE a pint of blood which he couldnt give earlier because of the ham- burger he never ate in the first place. (You figure it out Three hours later we returned, she finished asking all her personal questions and sent him J Buck in 1915. u cull com $20.70. Ever since, the cost has been u stead) progression downward. Now for the 2ftlh lime we're initialing ihe higgcsl l.ong DiMuncc reductions in our history. You save money no mailer what time of Ihe day or which day of the week when call. an you direct-dia call uny- For instance, you can now direct-dit, where three minutes, for just MS cents or less any week night from 5 till 1. That's I Scents cheaper and two hours sooner. You cun make that same cull for 70 cents on weekends from 8 am Saturday lo 5 Sunday night. Thai's JO eenis cheaper. On weekdays, you cun make that cull from 8 to 5 for SI.35. That's 35 cents cheaper. A major reason for these reductions, of course, is improved technology, a job we consider our constant responsibility. With most other costs going up. it gives us a good deal of pleasure to share with you one that's going - Large Could handle contract MON sl - al after Delta, Utah, 7 p.m. BY APPOINTMENT Kamas, or may inquire at TUES WED THURS FRI Day Rate 51.35 or Last SAT SUN Wooktnd Rate 70eorLata-- 3 -- 3 Minutes 45c or Loat -Each AddlUonol Minute Minutai 20c or Lost -- Each Additional Minute te g pgg cousl-io-coas- Contact Boyd Louder With Jerry Cowleys, Jim Louders. teachesskills that build careers NO TURKEY HUNT Evening Ralo 1 SHOWN Thursday, March 26, 1970 The U,STArmy Reserve Fishing success is nothigh compared to some of our trout fishing waters, but anglers find the walleye somewhat easier to catch during the spawning run than during the remainder of the year. H, One New One Older Home. Make Offer Coalville, Utah The annual spawning run usually attracts large crowds of fishermen when it occurs. al Lots. THE SUMMIT COUNTY BEE 2 years. she said. "Thats too bad, we cant accept a donation until four hours after youve "OH-O- LEAVING St Anglers are catching some walleye at both areas, but fishing is only fair. Division biologists report that the run is slow in starting and may not reach a large peak, as in some previous from the hospital. He tried to talk them into giving him a ride in an ambulance out to the car but they wouldnt do it. I guess with 349 beds they figured they could use another patient. non-exist- FALSS THE &ELPOM AT The walleye in two of Utahs waters have begun their annual spawning run. Walleye are moving into the Provo River at Utah Lake and into the inlet and east shore of Willard Bay. THE NURSE WARNED him not to get in a car wreck cause if the police saw the needle mark in his arm they would immediately test him for dope. How bout that? Isnt this a suspicious world we live in? She wasnt kidding either. Then it was all over and we could go home. But have you ever seen how big the parking lot at the McKay Hospital is? Our car was (naturally) , parked in the last aisle the furthest 1 of hay hour . WITH Tong An OPERATOR 1 HE walk the streets without a place to stay, or a good meal, and we might add, a ... ... FOR SALE IN KAMAS sit were also taken. After calling the law enforcement officers and the manager, Bob checked outside. He found a wrecking bar, a sledge hammer and a ladder abandoned in the snow at the northeast corner of the building. The tools probably were brought by the robbers; the ladder was the resorts property. It is assumed the robbers were in a great hurry to leave the scene. A full investigation was made by Sheriff Robinson, Deputy Kay of coast-kt-cou- day's business. The accumulated money from Saturdays transactions had been depositat the ed in the bank. local Photographs of the weeks North American Junior Alpine Stores, presents Bill Slattery, Manager of the Salt Lake Salvation Army Thrill Stores, with cases LORI USEP WAS A houaup M0PEL CAPAEWE PF Picking upanp siackwg to of Salt Lake theres no reason for anyone MtfWSJK new According to Mr. Slattery, for brand (djW clothing. down ... ... interesting donations from other industries . . .Including hundreds of cases of diet cola, punch, bread, cookies razor blades. . inside the warehouse shows Scott Reese, District Manager . The money taken was in excess of $1000; change for Sun- night-depo- Mr. ce all day but a dinky plate so he did french fries the best thing he knew, he lied. "I had a glass of beer for and a plate of french lunch and a hamburger. fries A look What do you do with 30,000 new razor blades that qpbody wants to buy? Well, for one thing, you can give them to the Salvation Army. ANYWAY IT WAS GOING to be one of those quick trips to town, a couple of hours at the most. We thought. We drove to the fabulous new ' McKay Hospital and after starts down the several false wrong corridor and a frightening ride in a self-servielevator (these things always scare me since I got trapped in one once), we finally found the Lab. A woman in a glass cage-(w- hy do they always put women in glass cages In places like that? Are they afraid she will get out or that we will get in? ill file that away to worry about one of these nights when I cant sleep)-anyshe started asking questions Name, address, phone number, business piune, (why does' she want his phone number?; Hes giving, not taking, they dont have to send a bill and she looks too old to want to date him . . . ?) of ARMY SALVATION what happened to my "better-ha- lf and me last week because of a little white lie. He went to Ogden to donate a pint of blood for a friend- -I went along to drive him home just in case it turned out to be not quite as simple as he claimed it was. (He has given blood several times before and always claims its a snap. Ive never given blood because any time I walk near a blood bank they take one look at my scrawny frame and pale face and set me up for a transfusion.) HEIGHT, WEIGHT, areyouln good health? (If he wasnt, he wouldnt be giving away his lifes blood would be?) Have you had anything to eat or drink in the past 4 hours? There it was, the fatal question. Hubby did some quick wasnt sure he thinking-- he should own up to the beer he had drunk for courage and figured she might turn him down if he admitted he'd had nothing to eat Mrs. Ethel Raymond is a patient in the LDS Hospital in Salt Lake. She underwent surgery Sunday and at this writing is improving. We all wish her a speedy recovery and hope she will soon be at home. Her husband, Clint, has been at her bedside with other members of the immediate family. "And the cupboard is bare!" So Den Redman, manager of Ski Park City West, was informed at 2:30 a.m. Sunday morning. His office at the Snydervllle ski resort had been broken into and the safe cleaned out. Bob Beall, who has recently IS THE BEST HONESTY POLICY -- never tell a lie even son-in-la- w, Ruth Woods. $1,000 by Mary Bee way TWO WALLEYE LIMIT A spokesman for the Divi- h "You can tell a womans sex because she dances backwards." "Female sexes are fancier in front." "I have never seen a naked sex. "It used to be easy to tell a female sex because she had long doWn. ISC or Cats IMinuteo IS or Loot Eadi Additional Minute H PM Late MgM Rate -- 1 Minute 20c or Las- t- Each Additional Minute 35C or Las (2) India continental U. I. Alaska. otepi Add las. Long Distance rates for Mountain Bel To anywhere out-of-sta- calls you dial yourself. |