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Show the sonmr coom bee Baaed m mmMi aoNar, Oetaher H. 123, at Be pe alike COALVILLK, UTAH 14017 MderBeJUtelMaadkllffP. To the boys In the war cone, any diversion Is welcomed. As proof of their originality and ability to keep their sense of humor no matter what the situation, witness the following excerpt from a letter from Dennis Trujillo who Is stationed In Thailand: "While were In Bankok . . . we borrowed one of their boats and went for a little paddle. During our little adventure we ran across an old lady, about ninety thousand years old who challenged us to a drag. AdaeriWag raprMeetaltwaai WfeeUy tiveai Utah gran Hmmfupat Nw York. Ddnili Itaia Pratt AmmMUm, II Cfcl- - Cby, Utah. M Uka BkLaLM Uta P. McCiii why. A ctaw Rdltar, "I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why. "1 am glad to report that my husband who Is missing Tbera'a nothing about the people at our house. My Lady Fair Louise charges that I can't even change a light bulb. (I refuse to believe this, but then I've never tried.) So things that need doing Just don't get done. And that brings up the subject of a great need In this area: A tlnkerer. I firmly believe a guy with a small truck-fu- ll of all kinds of tools, and a knack for fixing things, could establish a route from Park City to the Highlands and make a good living. If he loved Is dead." "This Is my eight child. What are you going to do about It." "Please find for certain if my husband Is dead. The man I am now living with cant eat or do anything until he . knows." am very much annoyed to find you have branded my son Illiterate. This Is a dirty lie as I was mnrrled a week before he was born. "In answer to your letter, 1 have given birth to a boy weighting ten pounds. I hope this is satlsfoctory. "1 am forwarding my certificate of marriage and my three children, one of which is a mistake as you can see." My husband got Ms project cut off two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since." "You have changed my little boy to a girt. Will this make a difference?" "I have no children as yet as my husband Is a truck driver and works day and sight. "In accordance. with your Instructions. I have given birth to twins In the enclosed envelope." "I want my money quick as I can get It. I have been In bed with the doctor for two weeks and couldn't do me any good. If things dont improve, I will have to send for another doctor." "1 to tinker. The experts In the various trade lines don't have time, agpanotly. They are for too busy oe their regular Jobs to take June off for a small if the cash Is in sight. For Instance, at our house for aoatta, even years, we have had a (Mb offer out for these little pnfoetm duct through Rm a cold-a- ir onstnl la the basement. Raw aa extension ofthe teevee aerial wire under the floor to another room. Stxmghtee a sliding door ona closet ao it will slide. Paint the front door outside. Put legs on a small desk. Maybe the voodoo sign Is out at our house. Maybe they're afraid MLF will lock them In her vault In the basement. And come to think of it, If somebody asked nw to drop around some time, aiqr time, and help with a writing Job, chances are I'd Just ksep putting It off. Aredt there things at your house that haveneededdolngfor years? Wouldn't you love to have a tlnkerer show up and start tinkering? Lots Import one. u STATEMENT OF OWNERSHIP, MANAGEMENT AND CIRCULATION 'Way back during the depression, In the Thirties, a readln piece showed up which was grabbed by all the newspapers as a masterpiece of fun. It has kicked around ever since, with a few changes to bring It UP to date, and darned If It font here again, better than ever. In the column of my good friend Jay Parr Godfrey, the Midvale Sentinel. May it never Date of filing: October 1,1967 Title of Publication: Summit County Bee. Location of headquarters or general business offices of the publishers: Morgan, Utah. for subsistence welfare workers say. It doesnt sound like a situation that would produce much comedy, but, they claim, these sentences are taken from actual letters received by the welfare depart- - hilarious, Mrs. Melva Rlchlns returned home Sunday after spending a few days In an Ogden hospital. Mrs. Mary Wilde was happy to "Lo and behold, she whopped us! "She had as advantage over us though, even due to the fact there were five of us in the boat. It seems during the time of excitement there Is nothing Inore uncoordinated than five GFs In a little boat that is about to go glub-glany seub cond. "We got all excited and were really going to show them how fast we could get going. After we got the paddles untangled and quit hitting each other we were very happy to get back to the tug alive and in fairly good shape. "Of course granny had to stop and rub It In by laughing at us and then added Insult to injury today by doing the same thing again. "So help me God, Ill never get In another one of tlrnu darned boats again! Actually I guess it was quite fenny but Its very difficult to try and beat granny and keep from drowning at the same time." He also stated It Is getting all quite cod there now the way down to 85 degrees at night. We could use some of that kind of cod here I ... BPW Club Hears of Participation Civic Participation was the topic for the Coalville BPW club In their meeting held Wednesday, Nov. 1 at the Kosy Cafe In Echo. Forty-on- e members and guests heard speaker Robert Williams advise them as to their responsibility in participating actively In local government. Chairmen were Leah Geary, Anna Dean Dillree and Helen Blonquist and two musical numbers were presented by Tammy Simister. After a delicious turkey dinner the group held a short business meeting. Office use, left-ov- er, spoiled: 145 Total: 2,288. I certify that the statements made by me above are correct and complete. H. C. McConaughy, Publisher and little grandparents. return to her home Saturday after a recent operation. Mr. Fred Melshiemer and Mr. Clyde Peters left Thursday morning to return to their homes in California after visiting for a few days with friends In Henefer. They stopped In Henefer after spending some time In Colorado where Mr. Peters enjoyed a very successful elk hunt. Mr. and Mrs. Harold Rlchlns and children drove to Mendon Friday evening where they visited with Darlenes mother, Mrs. Alton Bird, and with Darlenes sister, and family, Danny and LauraLee Leatham. The Leathams have a new baby daughter which was given the name of Melanie Sunday at church. Harold got In a bit of pheasant hunting before returning home Saturday evening. Paulette and Nolan Snapp, Toni and Tammle of Salt Lake and Ann Reese of Coalville visited and enjoyed dinner Sunday afternoon at the home of Roy and Arvilla Fawcett. Ken Paskett of Riverton, Wyo. visited last Sunday at the home of his mother, Mrs. Marguerite Paskett. Ken had been in Salt Lake where he baptised his granddaughter, Susan Savage. Visitors one day this past week at Mrs. Paskett s home were Mr. and Mrs. Otis Charring of Kearney, Nebraska. They became acquainted with Marguerite while she was on a Western States mission. They also hoped to see Elder James Paskett who recently returned from his mission and who also met these people, but he was away and they were unable to visit with him. Mrs. Lois Dearden was called by radio station KSL last Friday and asked how much money was In the sugar bowl. In order to give the correct amount you have to be listening to the station and wouldn't know it-wasnt listening. When asked if she felt bad about not winning she said "No, why fed bad about Coalville, Utah Thursday, All kinds of ghosts and goblins in various sixes, shapes and colors arrived at the Henefer Ward Cultural Hall Tuesday evening, Oct. 24 to haunt the halls and participate in the annual Halloween party held by the MIA. a matter Two youngsters-- as of fact two very young Staples, Marilyn, Elaine, Clint and Ricky, Mr. Johnny Staples, George and Violet Ovard, David and Kenneth Crittenden andAr-li- n and Deanna enjoying the afternoon together. The Ward is having a movie, Man In the Saddle, Monday, November 20 at 7 p.m. with the proceeds to go towards the wel- young-sters-st- the show as they fare assessment. The film stars arrived. Tiny 'hippie" Michelle Randolph Scott. There will also be a cartoon and the prices will be 25 cents for children and 50 Ovard, arrived complete with long wig and slept all during the evening as her "hippie" mother, Becky Ovard, Joined in the costume parade. Bright eyed Marla Rlchlns arrived straight from the Swiss Alps with her parents, LaMarr and Marie Rlchlns, and captivated the hearts of everyone present. "Ma and Pa, Kathy Rlchlns and Karen Benn, were awarded a prise for the best costumed people. The prise for the best really single costume-whl- ch turned out to be a double -- was given to LAVra Larson andRo-lan- e Fawcett. A scavenger hunt and refreshments completed the evening. emits for students and adults. Everyone Is urged to attend and enjoy the evening. NEED MORE To Be Noted Although no local observance has been planned for Veterans Day, the local service clubs will continue their year-rourecognition of the Veteran and fighting men and women. The American Legion Auxiliary each year gathers Christmas presents which are given to those In the Veteran a hospitals to pass on to their loved ones. Leglonalres don't wait for a special day to honor and serve their compatriots but work for them throughout the year, i The VFW Auxiliary each year has a Hospital Day when they serve donuts and dance with the veterans confined there. This is a real treat to many who have spent years confined to the hospitals and see so few from the outside. These club members also remind businesses and Individuals to fly their flag on holidays to show their respect and See us for on IMPROVEMENT LOAN nd Three young people were baptised Saturday at the Stake House in Coalville. Rickey Moore son of Mr. and Mrs. Blaine Moore was baptised by his brother, Johnny, Bradley Pierce son of Mrs. Karel Pierce was baptised by Raymond Rich-Iand Laurel Dearden son of Mr. and Mrs. Ross Dearden was baptised by ber father. Each were confirmed at church Sunday with Laurel and Ricky being confirmed by their father and Bradley was confirmed by Dennis Rlchlns. ns . patriotism. Each depositor insured to $15000 FEDERAL DEPOSIT INSURANCE CORPORATION THE FIRST H1H01ML BUNK The Victory Club serves the boys who are presently serving their country by sending gifts, letters and cards to them throughout the year. The success of this project is shown In the many wonderful letters of thanks and appreciation to boys who feel they are lucky to be from a home town where they are remembered. IsterasC Cemfeusdsd leva with Safety FRIENDLY losing something you never had In the first place ."Incidently the amount was $166.60, The amount was raised by $5 at a time and Monday morning a woman won $316.60. A very welcome visitor at the home of Rachel and Os Wright Is their young granddaughter, Crystal Pemberton. Crystal arrived recently with her parents, Vera and Harl, from their home in Tennessee. Vera and Harl have gone to So. America on a vacation until The Infant daughter of Everett name and a blessing at church Sunday by her father. Shawna Ovard Is the name which was given to her. Assisting with the blessing was the Infants two grandfathers, George Ovard and Emerson Staples, her great grandfather, Johhn Staples, an uncle and a member of the ward bishopric, Ralph Ovard, and Bishop Donald Dawson. This sweet miss was blessed on her Uncle Vaughns fifteenth birthday and following church a family dinner honoring Vaughn was held at Everett and home with Mr. and Mrs. total La-Na- MOST EVENING SHOWS IN COLOR THURSDAY, NOV. 9 5:30 Gilligans Island 6:00 Channel Five News 6:30 Cimarron Strip 8:00 "THE 7th DAWN", William Holden, Susannah Capucina ns 8:00 Miss Tean-ag- o America Pageant with Dean Jones, Jane Powell, Sandy Roberts, Jimmy Durante 10:00 Channel Five Nows 10:40 "THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS", Marilyn 2,286. FRIDAY NOV. Paid circulation: ' L Counter sales: 65 2. Mail subscriptions: 2,030 Total paid circulation: 2,095 Free distribution: 48 Total distribution. 2,143. S:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 8:00 SUNDAY, NOV. 13 5:30 Gantla Ben 6:00 Ed Sullivan 7:00 Smothers Brothers 8:00 Mission: Impassible, starring Peter Graves and Barbara Bain 10 Donahue, Connie 10:00 Channel Five News 10:40 "THE SNOWS OF FRIDAY. KILIMANJARO", Gregory Peck, Susan NOVEMBER 24th Eric Nows Hour, Heffar: The Passionate State of MONDAY, NOV. 13 5:30 Gilligan's Island 6:00 Channel Five News 6:30 Lucy Shew 7:00 Andy Griffith 7:30 Family Affair 8:00 EVE", Joanna Woodward, David Wayne, Lao J.Cobb "THE BUCCANEER", Yul Brynner, C. Heston Hayward, Ava Gardner TOP NAME BANDS FRIDAYS and SATURDAYS The '68 Biiicks with the new CM safety features are at your Bukk dealer's. Bucket-A-Go-G- o 558 Main "MAGNIFICIENT OBSESSION", Rock Hudson, Jana Wyman Grand Opening Park City, Utah 9:00 Gunsmeka 10:00 Channel Five News 10:40 MR. TEES TEEN CLUB CBS WEDNESDAY, NOV. IB 5:30 Gilligan's Island 6:00 Channel Five Nows 6:30 Bavarly Hillbillies 7:00 Green Acres 7:30 He and She 8:00 "THREE FACES OF "PALM SPRINGS WEEKEND", Troy EVERYBODYS GOING TO 9:00 Mind 99 10:00 Channel Five News 10:40 Dundee and tha Culhana 11:40 Woody Woodbury Show Gilligan's Island Channel Five Newt Gamer Pyle Wild, Wild Wstt Stevens, Ty Hardin NOV. 14 5:30 Gilligan's Island 6:00 Channel Five News 6:30 Red Skelton 7:30 Good Morning World 8:00 Daktari Monroe, Ethel Merman Total number copies printed: 10:00 Channel Five Nows 10:40 Football with B.Y.U. Coach Tam Hudspeth 11:00 Weedy Woodbury Show TUKSDAY, York, 9:30 Jackie Gleason 10:30 Channel Five News 11:10 Carol Bumott 12:10 Woody Woodbury Show Owner: A partnership, H. C. and Louise McConaughy. Formerly the KO ONE OVER 21 ALLOWED 1108 HRYfCI-IINC- K and LANae Ovard was given a brads, mortgages or other securities: None. pjn. 8H Imelty Lols H. C. McConaughy, Morgan, Utah. . Known bondholders, mortgages, and other security holders owning or holding lpercent or more of amount of 8 to 12 ROOM at HOME Veterans Day The Primary children enjoyed their Halloween party Oct. 30, with the younger children arriving at 4:30 for their party and the older groups arriving at 6:30. The Primary officers and teachers were very pleased with the attendance at the party and with all the cute costumes the children wore. This annual party Is looked forward to by all the young people of the ward. . 1967 Mrt. Joyce Cottar, housewife, with daughters Cynthia and Candace. er, editor and managing editor: am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. i have eevea but one died which was baptised on a half Beet of pacer." "I am writing the welfare department to say that my baby was born two year old. When do I get my money." "Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly Iff the clergy." November 9, Henefer LDS Notes It looks sporty, yet it has class! Name and address of publish- 1 THE SUMMIT COUNTY BEE 2 Crystal remained with her Happenings The Frequency of Issue: Weekly. Location of known office of publication: Main Street, Coalville, Utah die: Applications can be By Mary Bee , around Thanksgiving Henefer BEES WAXING Moore Motor Co. Main St Coalville, Utah Taylor & Taylor Motor 70 North Main Kamas, Utah SATURDAY, NOV. 11 5:30 Lost in Space 6:30 My Three Sans 7:00 Hogan's Harots 7:30 Patticoat Junction HjKSMV 9:30 Gov. George Romney 10:00 Channel Five News 10:40 Paul Jamas Ski Show 11:00 Woody Woodbury Show MOUMTAIM AMKMICA V MO. I TKlEmtOM tnriOM |