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Show tint surs about them thing!. Summit Coimty Bet 1 You apand lota of thus and mo nay on each other's glaaiea by mlt Then was a babble of voices with everyone ezpreulng an Idas taka". ' PmMN, to oaa of them kind of docton phanomanon: when the panhandler sat bolt Psychological ft mowwiiy. wmwmii andbsYore long tome dura fool'll Troubles la marriage often start upright and shouted: Will you LmIm MeCanaughy, Editor. FmMMm Thsraiays OOALVILLX, UTAH M017 coma along with a cure far It!" whan a man la aa busy earning Darned It they aint! hla salt that ha foigeta his Some wit' haa notad that sugar. Geerge Washington may never It was Napoleon himself who have told g lie but ha never once said: "An army of Jackasses had a Form 1040 to All out I led by a lion Is more effective Said one beatnik girl to an- jU an army of lions with an aas other: "Margie made such a beau- for a leader!" sweater matched tiful bride-h- er about the two ibeep arisHear her sneakers! ing lor the medow? And speaking, of marriage, the "Bsa-aa-aaeald the first guya wife fold him the other day sheep., the understood theyd dropped Moooo, said the second. the word obey" In the wedding "Whaddya mean moooo? askceremony. ed the first To which he replied, Too bad Im studying a foreign languthat used to land a little humor age! to the occasion " Daffynltion: A Communist coun la one where everything that child Is a A brat try Daffynltion: that acts Ilka yeura does but Isnt forbidden la compulsory. You ean figure you're pretty balonga to a neighbor. Then there was the Texas unimportant whan you make a housewife who said to ber hus- mistake and nobody notices It band: Dear, would you get the They tell about the panhandler car out and drive the youngsters who collapsed on the street. A crowd gathered and a little old to the backyard to play? Hear about the guy who lady aald: Give the poor mu a drove up to a downtown park- drink of whiskey." Give him some air, several ing lot the other day In a dilapidated old ear and the attend- men shouted. Give him a drink of whlakey," ant said, "Two bite!" ' The driver looked up wearily the little old lady repeated. Call an ambulance, someone and replied, Soldi" The wife met the TV repairman suggested. Give him a drink of whiskey, at the door and said: Ita okay now, de dont need you. Wed put laid the little old lady. a, Webster says: potpourri a (pronounced miscellaneous collection, f This la potpourri week. A of a collection of random thoughts, a few witticisms weve Wiped and other odds and ends which are cluttering pages of the notebook. like the guy who told us the Other day that hla wife had run away with hla best friend. 'What did he look like was be handsome? we asked. ' 1 dont know Ive never met Mm! Or the one that used to be finny snd has now become a irulsm: Tha young medical student told bis Illiterate father he Intended to become an oba tetri-eht- t. sum-JaAtl- ' Wal, sonny," hla Pa replied. - Dinner Dance an Summit County Bee heart attack during the church basketball tournament here Tuesday night and la presently confined to the Summit Great Success M-lf- en ell abut up and listen to the little old lady?" KAMAS Overheard in a coversetlon Stake The South Summit between two elderly gentlemen: Before you decide to retire, Laurala and Ensigns held a Dinetay home for a week and ner Dance at Flinders Mountain Meadow ranch, under the direcwatch tha daytime TV shows. Then there was a shapely tion of Mowhfl Leavett and Xen blonde who said the other day Williams. There were 128 people, that aha preferred short skirts. 98 young peope and 28 adults It makes the men look better," present. she explained. The orcheatra waa Robert That was the same girl some- Burns from Park City. The floor one said reminded him of Venue show was under the direction of de Milo . . . beautiful, but not all master of Ceremonies Seth W there. . Julie Colton sang a solo. We've heard of lota of ways to Rickey Prescott and Brent Wilde get even, but one of the beat was played a guitar duet. Arlene at a mystery play staged In Salt Franson played a piano solo. Lake not long ego. They had a five course dinner The man bought a ticket, then with Swiss Steak and Mushroom collared the usher and asked to sauce aa the main course. There be seated way down front." He I waadancing during and after promised a substantial tip eald dinner. be Just loved myeterles, but I The lessons for these young couldn't enjoy them If he wasnt this year have been on 'people right does to the stage." When be was seated In the social graces, manners, dancing, front row, he handed the usher a etc. So the young people decided to try what they had been thin dime. Which prompted tha usher to taught. Each person was to earn lean over and whisper to Mm: their own money for the evening. The Stake paid for the orchestra. The butler did it!" Thed there was the frustrated mother who listened to ber children crying, looked at tha sinkful of dirty dishes and sighed: ait Sometimes I wish Id loved and lost!" Jim Cornwell, (Murray KAMAS Eagle. Stake Beehive Standard Night with over attending was held Tuesday Feb. 7 at the Kamas Stake House, The theme KAMAS Was We are the Weavers. Mrs Margret Thomson la waitPrelude Music, Diane Wilde; ing to go Into the LDS hospital for surgery. She Is feeling pretty prayer, Charlene Simmons; a 'talk by Maxine Mlnchey, The good but the anxiety of waiting Warp, Your Heritage, and Home." s the hard part. The Park City Beehive girls Marlon Lott Is home from the Veterans Hospital and la feeling chorus sang "These Precious better. Mr Lott suffered a stroke Gems. There were four talks to and was In the hospital for three 'follow given by Beehive girls. by Mary Glnes, "Honesty, weeks. Mr and Mrs Curtis Lewis have Knowedge," by Rhonda Mar-cha"Modesty," by Debra Watgone to California, and are enjoying the sun and visiting many son, Love, by Lana Prescott. friends and relatives. The very special guest speaker for the evening was Nan McPol-i- n, her speech was lntitled Weaver With A Divine Purpose." Tire KAMAS entire Beehive group gave a voft is to extended Mr Sympathy cal number; doting prayer, Mary Mrs Roll and Peacock. Their baby Ann Atkinson; Postlude music, was stillborn. He was bora boy Feb. 7 and the burial waa Feb. 9 Marlon Dearden. in the Marlon Cemetery. Grave The evening was concluded by side services,; were held and a serving cake decorated with Beeprayer was offered by Byron hives on them and punch. The Peacock, father of Rolknd Pea- evening was under the direction cock. . of Bonnie Wilde and Rae Raster: , County Hospital Suddenly... you need tomakea - caU Beehive Standards Kamas Night right in the palm of one-hundr- ed KAMAS KLIPS Light-hearte-d new whiskey- so easyto take! your hand. i To order , . the new Trimline phone, call our Business Office or ask your Telephone Serviceman. nt, Sunny Brook Mountain StatesTelephone Infants Death EWMMIW.MBK.MttEnnWWFH. Utah Fur Farmers: Did you know that some of your neighbors are among the world's best mink ranchers? During the past many years we have had the privilege of being the sole selling agent for the group of fur farmers known WORLD WIDE as the WASATCH FUR GROUP. These neighbors of yours have set top prices in the fur world. As the most recent example from our January 26, 27, 28, sale a few days ago, we quote some of the top prices realized by members of the Wasatch group: RAY VERNON 8 SON HIGGINS & JACKSON COALVILLE, UTAH Sandy, Utah Dark Standard Male Mink $81.00 Tourmaline Double Males $28.00 We believe the average obtained by this rancher for all his Standard mink sold in this sale ia so far the highest received anywhere in the world this year, and millions have already been sold. but in darks as well. AUER JOHANSEN SANDY, UTAH Azurene Male Mink $50.00 These ranchers have been consistent top sellers, not only in this color, TWO OTHER COLORS ALSO TOPPED THE SALE $27.25 This will stand as one of the top raw prices for this type mink. for Standard Autumn Haze, $33.50 for Cerulean, both by Ray Vernon & Son. Other members of this Group are only a step or two behind. The complete list of all members of the Wasatch Fur Group and copies of their world wide advertising material is available through Chairman Collin Wood, Sandy, Utah; Vice Chairman Ellis Jackson, Sandy, Utah; or Secretary D. W. Clayton, Salt Tkg City, Utah. SSBATTLE Wasatch FurGroup , |