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Show meat up to hia crotch. It Juat right for warm daanoy, I aad ait down. aald no. I aaid alt down. aald bo. waa and Ha He one ate; our economy crumbled 2 Summit County Bee as fats aa the people. All we want ed to do was twitch on tha dance October M, 1123, at the paat sfflss at IiHifri nmomiin floor with everyone alas and look of March Act UTAH 2, $4017 under tha COALVILIX, UTAH life OOALVIlXZ; like jelly fish undergoing shock Published Every Thursday. therapy. I cava him a couple swabs with ' S. By Advertising Rates an Application. THURSDAY, JUNE 3. IMS Our mentalities aufrered, too. on back and cloth the waab the ' ubacrlptlon 13.00 a year In advanca tummy and aald alt down. He eaid Our once rich, polysyllabic vocabuAdvartialng rapraaantatlvaai the Peabody Com-- I no. I aald why not Ho aald huh! I fttr! ! laries were finally replaced with A.D. Rock 3000, for a Requiem Rapraaanta Waakly Newspaper mor difficult time waa kneeling bealde the tub. mittee mors suiting our tctMtlea. words AcRoller. n' Report from tha tlvaai Naw York, Detroit, Chk He put hla left elbow on my toan ever tiding televialon shews ademy. And at last count, communicain a bottle of formaldehyde be enough of awardo. Accord ug9i shoulder and hia left thumb In tion revolved around ye-yooh, beat-beUtah Etato Prase Association. Salt Laka City, Utah, fore that thumping-humpinToday one of my eateemed col- newspaper reporta, thla me rlCht hla looked mouth and . v. H. C. McConaughy, Editor and Publisher. me too. This way you de- - leagues, who has been wnog u. almost gets committee bad year'a In tha eye grew ao long we no longer needed can have a auiao 0. McConaugny, Aaaoclata Editor, not to glva any awards, cheological field work on Planet brooms. specimen of the soon- -, Counter-clockwis- e rota. Wilfred P. Langford. Production Manager, human race. Quickly, mom8t' ThTwm Mhea Hurley, Beoard Office Manager. iffSS . before Dn. a This la a who waa tha boas. My white shirt true-tru- e so help me God-God-." story was soaking, and I suddenly real floor, bride and groom iaed i waa kneeling in a puddle My friends of the academy: the and (ha crease waa gone from my ends there, X now have the letter "With eyea all a gog-gopanto. call them tha Peaduddy, rather, My colleague, who has pravi-specimen here, and X assure you ! Robert, ait down, right this unearthed many skeletons of looked like epileptic somMes; aa that our scientists will immediate-l- y ouy awards the than Peabody minute." That waant me. It was! as one penona heart stopped Now there could be 'definite the extinct species, homoaplens, fast .. begin work to ascertain what hla slater. Robert sat1 rtatue value with these ame serose a specimen which ,n? was about this peculiarly weak it down. Ho baa four ala tan. in and took his awards. What with every produ- - v;u perfectly preserved in a hot- person stepped that made It ao susceptX bathed aperies children babies him. Real good, too. and The to place. ter,- writer, actor and advertiser j tie of formaldehyde. Attached ible a musical plague. te were the last to go-gHalfway through be started to vie Bring injig for the poorest performance the bottle waa a long letter in tha finitely more sensible than for X just heard a funBut wait, cry. X want a bubble bath, ha aald. their television wculd be defunct English language, a let. sort of well ny Where la it? Right over there. imaginable, noise, a boom-boom- ,' resisted temptparents, they g mystei-talnlnwhich the enter-! ter, explained bound, at least, to be more bam-bafrom the bottle. Now inone Another decision. Should a ation more of until their than It la now. If I were ,lus disappearance from Earth of Great love today to all young The body's old boy have bubblea in his bath? A.go-g- o ifg a souls discovered the e trepid The that curious, apedea. giving Peaduddy award for thU mother and especially to those and and all A was down, up mumblcrawl voice over my should- moving, for perfect letter read . -of you who suffer from laded-- j Carl cam, in. "Mae, you aaked ' around. XTn going to see gaa-ga- a to. will .hut him BlAl)e one of the last, living ing a go-gam I I it you could help. Wall,, you can, what's matter chatthe all that op." members of our species,- Plague And now; dear future scienyou TeaUy mint to. Give Robert .IT. X WBTI4 t, YOU Da h I am going to plop myself ter. It sure aint no flflW much more vicious than the tists, t. MO i aIal bubble he .Bo U1M uBtfli U put 00 gate bath, il EVtfwQuJ , na of the bell bells, belli. I I would ,v6 umou wd Emancipation Plague of the u appreciate It ob ao he has to ahow me how to get 1 consult-aa 20's Intaroatlonal over has havoc maybe the wrought 81,8 ,the ld off. Then, he starts to anita- whoesnt make up land. The plague, which began cry again. I went my beat, with the twist, developed into tha Whore la It? Right ever there. race. spot In the daughter-in-lahigh feea for lectures on tha imfirug, the watuai, the jerk and tha Robert and X went to tha bath-moTee late, youre about dona. I " portance of being firm In a state surf, then tuned in to west beet. Ha Ill give you my willing, possibly of crisis with youngsters. Thus the destructive cyhideous, oven eager. X.wa well, passive. half your boat, the bottom half, cle from ga-g- a to go-g-o to gone-gonAfter all, hes only a little more ;No'deal, Ha gate the host. Im , All this, of course, la leadthan 3 year, old, and X wee In decisive; It all started out Innocently ing somewhere. To be explicit, command.' Bathing ldds hasn't when each Don't wash my face," he lays, gest or This Week magazine, but enough aa a gag-gaIfa leading to a Sunday night changed In 35 years. everyone flocked to the encounter with who "Why not? Mommy never then these are already conden- - week-enwashes my face." O.K. Maybe actions of condensations and In- - ban to watch the tourists wiggle la my grandson. Nothing to IL Mondaya end gyrate to the beat of go-ghe's allergic to aoap. Maybe bis capable of further ruination) really, dust a quick lesson for EVERT THURSDAT Tuesday! entertained music. imfor to kin It tender. Lawrence ie the In I us, make the sight Next, Welk, being you young mothon twitch-worsao 12:30 pjn. e many spasmodically Wednesdays portant decision and don't wash proving that there is something tf decisive. hia face. X wipe him dry and ha than Mitch Miller. ALL DAT AT lng, aquidmlng eels. The great- To Dr. Kildare and Ben Casey,' est frolic since the St. Vitus dance, gives me a Mg hug and I put But after so much continuous for OGDEN on STOCK and comes he into showing that a hospital is, pajamas the dining room with me quite simply, not a place peopled watching,' tha rest of us soon meOGDEN, UTAH (He was wearing one of them beck. Were both beaming, were wl th the Indigent sick, but la a cumbed to the temptation to try WwPMde at the ao proud. place where under every scalpel It out ourselves. And from then! the chicken fry with HOG SALE holding IUT .V T nii'.ia a Mid Dill's nha emlnv walat line, both front and back.; Everyone "Oh, how wonderful," aaya upon every operating table lies on It was a was I tuned Mm around several times Geri, Thanks ao much, Mao. But a potential love affair. Alio for hooked. No one worked; no 12:30 and Anally decided to unbutton tell me , , , why didnt you wash showing that the atmosphere of in the back. Front,", he said. 'hla face?" a hospital, despite its test. tubes,' I Oh, sure," X said. See what X mean? You gotta transfusions, cadavers. R. N.'a, ( drugs and amelia prompts, at Off came the pant the tittle !ba decleive. Mac. least 2 or 3 eternally triangular shlrt,(hs Uny Aorta, the shoes. romances per week per lntem. All with my careful eaaietance, To the soon-to-b-e I turned on the hath water mean Peyton Place, for somehow mak-M- r. was oh tub while, and the Ailing the novel Itself seem vastly R. Steven o nicely. MeaUbws, retired lg member of of ColleM superior. the faculty '"Maybe," said young Robert, To Mr. Novak, for bring the "maybe you think I cant undreaa Southern Idaho, at Pocatello, Ida. first real expose of the American visited the at several of self." my Not at all," I said, Im just cousins in the Coalville area on high school a place where every GO-GO-GIs creative, noncon-Viol- a O trying to hurry things along, see? Thursday: Mrs Elva Staley, Mrs student who or intelligent New let's get In the tub, Shall we, Guataveaon, Mrs Edith dark forming, and Mr and Mrs Roy Meadows a wee bit different, can, if he trie huh?" (anyhow, RI and families. They visited ad- learn to be dumb, mediocre, life-le- u but entirely jacent cemeteries where family To Friday Nightmare Theatre were honored. members R-S d Mr and Mrs Clyde (Bessie for convincingly demonstrating Cherry and their wn Jay that the same movies may be wife and two children shown week after week as long and Cherry ' tha titles are changed, and for Ogden visited Saturday at the Sorry, Grandson, I said. Juat bomes of Mr and Mrs Leonard proving- that Boris Karloff la Professional bath givers Cl4rkj Mr and Mn Ray Clark and really Frankenstein in disguise. use. Gome on, climb over.1 other family people. They also . And naturally a few Peaduddy XJkay, Mho. Okay'. But Mommy came for observance of Memorial awards should go to the commerwill be mad," stock. cials, without which we couldn't Day. ' I What's wrong? Give out, On Monday, May 31, Mr and give Peaduddy awards to shows. for. you young end handsome Mrs Lauren Clark and family of X would give awards to the comahowa mercial which how king of this boueehold," it easy fou,r and Mr and Mn Glen Harwho home Mommy doesnt like me to get lan dark and three children gath- Is to tell grandmothers that have into the ttib with my sox still on." ered at the home of their par- halltoals and should use Llaterine: . . . Well, even an official expert ents, Leonard and Edith Cfork, to the ads which show that, decan overlook a thing ' hero and for so good, carevisit. They also saw pending upon the hair oil you use, d there, dont you agree? Whate a and visited with many other rel- either sultry women emerge so sock! Or two? I lifted him into atives and friends while taking from Bry 11 cream bottles, , miles, women stone turn the tub. into suddenly in observMemorial the Day part I statues (which undoubtedly perHe etood there in water el- - ance in the area. spire), To the soap detergent companies for showing American women that dishwater not only preserves their hands, but soothes, manicures, caresses and rejuven. WITH A Ep'i'' o 4ir ates them. To the coffee manuMORE! facturers for showing that, only QliftiOfe- - XK5fi IWfJ mothers-in-laor gossipy neigh4 ii 3 1. You save time paying 'X.lt bors know how to mfai a good bills when you write cup of coffee; to the shampoo checks nd mail them. companies for revealing that Radio, beater, power steering, four-spee- d, 390 V-- 8 ahampooa like Halo are " giggle gases. 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