Show IA i H. I t t L Eye Ants f Ant Eye s-Eye View I IBy If t f By Hy Mt MAC MAI Mr MI Sam Taylor J i Times Independent Independent Moab Utah bear Dear Sam paper where u 11 I 1 see ace by your movie outfit from California i it Js moving into Moab to make wake 1 picture down there This otter letter 1 is as you will learn it if you ou read lood wb on w i b in la regard to this matter maUer It Is le not easy ealY for me to write this because you knew me as al a I gentle ll shy tny y retiring person always In the background never never nev er speaking up usually being pushed around by both men and Anti women My talents have hate always been ibee a hidden and 1 Tun Sim a 11 mo moot t humid Ii soul But ut the tho truth is that 1 J pun June i always wanted to be bo a movie star eta and I know that it If you tried you yui ou could arrange it for me 4 5 c You Vou n must contact Sam Goldwyn or who ever evet and let lot him know in h t t that will no not positive terms you let leC the crew come into Inlo Moab unless un less loss they give tile the starring par part to a o. friend of yours ours me mo of ot o course On this I must insist You may describe me me meas as al tall I dark and handsome If you If-you you do a ai i good selling Job they will not notI I care caro much when I turn turnout out to tobo toi i bo ho squatty gray brownish and Indescribably r repulsive I I am also a young man With awig a aJ awig wig and nd one of those masks I Ii J could uld pass for 39 Truthfully Tru 1 I I. I i am young oung at heart and sometimes f according to My Lady Fair Farr I act f lIko Jlko a dang Bang year 16 The ladies ladles love me Those past 65 always smile when I tell teli them they dont don't look a day older than 45 Those There under 5 always give me mo a big hug when I hand Sand them thema a lollypop lolly There are my true talents to consider too I dance There Is II Isa IIa a little jig JID step I do legged bow which alway brings down the f house hOlse And sing Or have you j 1 h heard ant me do Lehi Valley at 2 am a.m. Cowboys have no talents which I cannot duplicate If this state state- statement ment went proves a slight exaggeration tion there is always use of the double If I they need somebody to fall over a cliff I fall easy If It t r they need somebody to fight tight au a ato u to mountain ton 9 I have baud been known w wJ J i i to o challenge a r of at char characters ar teM wt with the the s statement that I cd H my w weight rw Jg ight En in wildcats VJ lJ This ThU ought ou to Jo prove t i Or other J J t oro n. n l ask Vh Where re else olle can can he find one man with all these thOle qualifications quail for stardom I want you to get on n the ball Sam Of course courso you ou can act as my y agent Five per c cc lP ok L Lot Let t me me h hear f from torn iQ you Mac t f t f t please allow me to t be b t serious etto s rarity for tor a moment This a as 1 column column is designed obviously for tor I your entertainment In these thela I times that try mens men's eoula Soule it has seemed important to me that I some somo on one bring a chuckle chuckle- or ai a o i smile to readers of The News Newe occasionally I Sometimes I feel Im I'm falling failing fa far short Certainly I dont don't hit 1 eve every week week there there are times when It Is la difficult to be funny you know you smile when J Jt jt hurts hurtti y ll f But what Im I'm leading up to I is I. this Ju In a thu the man mail this week from a g good Mend who embar embar- I r If I mentioned ne ned lit hIs his name m name te tea a 1 poet pool In a very few words it contains the finest compliment I that I I have have ever in all aU my years of ot received It U makes me so 80 humbly grateful that r I II rI I must share ahara it with you Mac you will never know how I mUCh do for tor the morale of this county county l I |