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Professor Zeero, Champion Check Dodger PROFESSOR ZEERO, VOU MUST TELL AT ONCE OF NO.NO, THAT VwASALL HA-H- ANPN& VttS ACTS LALA PALOOZA I ALREADX MArfC A DANDV STbRVAEOdT TUAT Fl rPUANT - ONP a- OPPORTUNITY Maw SM af partaaHici! Transform discarded article! into profit. "1100 uaea for wa.ta" 2Sc. Ba 17SS, BaUrwaad, Calif. UIAV.MR. Ey THE WOUi MANV RPfifoN. TICKETS DOVOOTHINK Bolero Done in Jiffy Knit Day-Evenin- g VOL) COULD USE f.' i By RUBE GOLDBERG IF WE WAIT TOO LONG HER FORTUNE WILL SLIP THROUGH OUR FINGERS r ; fwai G0 OUTSIDE 1 AND Akiei h 1 1 V "n",in "" HEY. THE STARS AREN'T OUT -- IT'S --fi- THREE IN THE AFTERNOON I n T Pattern 01 S'MATTER POP , He Didn't Say Yet, He Didn't Say No! By C. M. PAYNE No. 6149 This bolero's got what it takes to make you the star. Puff sleeves (so feminine ) and a lacy stitch that rolls off your hook with amazing speed! Use two strands of cotton. Pattern 6149 contains directions for making the bolero, also illustrations of it and of stitches; material requirements. To obtain this pattern, send 15 cents in coins to The Sewing Circle, Household Arts Dept., 259 W. 14th St., New York, N. Y.. Please write your name, address and pattern number plainly. ) BSj MESCAL IKE Quite a Difference By S. L. HUNTLEY cjoWoC morT gulgerTN "VLW 1. I Jim POP AlNTT a SEEM VUH I of JfA momtm 1BOrV. CWAN1GEO im umst A HAVE I LOT iit. we By J. MILLAR WATT A Realistic Problem YOU CAN TELL YOUR TEACH W I CANT AFFORD TO BUY TEN GALLON DRUMS OP -- x 1 JUST TO AND NCXT TIM& SMC SETS YOUR. UOMtVORK SUMS TMEY WILL FILL - OIL SCC- - HON MANY PINT BOTTLES - SW& CAN MAKE- WATER - IT ! If They Give Their Best Men should be judged, not by what they do, but by how well they do it. When asked for your opinion, tell it short. It will weigh more. Who hears music feels his solitude peopled at once. Rain Will Turn It Black Whitewashing a man's character doesn't wash it white. Knowledge of our duties is often as important as the performance thereof. Some people are way up in the social scale because they are too light to bring the scale down. Bliss in Ignoring A certain amount of ignorance is necessary to the enjoyment of our existence. When you envy the fellow with a pull, get a little more push into your system. If a tree is so crooked that it makes a picture, some prim, prissy person will want it cut down. How Times Change Lord Bulwer Lytton, English diplomat and statesman, better known as Owen Meredith, poet; while viceroy of India had to cope with a famine and the Afghan rebellion. His measures necessarily were harsh and exacting as befitted an able administrator at such a time, and he was recalled to England for keeping a cigarette in his mouth in public! HELP WANTED Curse of Progress W&nfeJr2$k LfSttK ' nmjHOK FOLKS NEXT DOOR By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Father What do you want now? 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AMVE21TISIN II V Philanthropist Sunday Morning Customer Give me change for a dime, please. Druggist Sure, and I hope you enjoy the sermon. Yes . . . What!? You must Sissy boy Simpson think me a perfect fooL Betty Oh. no. No one's perfect. How Women in Their 40's Can Attract Men WaS RAfttEB "fOKF All APnilNft WunJ FRFD PTR1FV WYfR WtJ5UATlNr. uic reirunc fh LET ALL THE 1AHS 60 BECAUSE HE COULD 6TVE THEM A LIFT, DISCOVERED THAt HIS CAR WAS FULL OF MEMBEtS OF THE BRIDGE CLUB HIS WIFE HAD PROMISED H) DRWE HOME AFTER PlCWMfi HM UP Is as 12 to business as It growing crops. T esscntul is rain to It is the keystone in the arch of I S successful merchanduirrg. 2V apply it to your business. I It us show you how to |