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Chamberlain's Umbrella .tDwH" LALA PALOOZA EVERYTHING'S READY, GONZALES, LOVE. - HAVE ALL YOUR TRUNKS RACKED ) I'LL STOP BY FOR YOU AT aa EIGHT W By RUBE GOLDBERG Gonzales Can Change His Collar for the Wedding - SIGH OH, LALA, AW WONOeR GIRL, NIZE WORK BOY -- Give ELOPEMENT WILL SCORCH THE FRONT PAGES OF ALL THE NEWSPAPERS HER ZE OUR HURRY TO ME, 1 , INCLUDING MY GRACEFUL SWAN -- EVERYTHING) ALL YOUR I OIL THIS HAVE IN WORLD IS BILLS PROFESSOR ZEERO, WArj"LL SHE SEES AW LUGGAGE ONE COLLAR! A - J it rVn r--fi yours ii u AFTER ZE J MARRIAGE f YOU WILL 1 HAVE A MILLION I COLLARS i The Truth at Last? We in this country who do not make a practice of carrying an umbrella on all occasions have been somewhat puzzled about Mr. Chamberlain's famous There must be some sinister se cret behind it, we feel. To enlighten us, a British correspondent reveals the following facts: "Mr. Chamberlain's umbrella is that is to actually a sword-sticsay, the handle can be pulled out and a thin rapier withdrawn from the stem. Mr. Chamberlain is an expert fencer. "The ribs of the umbrella can be removed and expanded at a moment's notice into a wire entanglement, behind which Mr. Chamberlain could take cover if charged by cavalry. The cover can quickly be converted into a sandbag and used either for a firing rest for the elbow, a pillow when sleeping on the veldt, or as a rifle rest. "Dangling from the umbrella's middle is a black tassel in which messages may be hidden and dropped from an airplane when all other communications fail." We Americans have a reputation for believing many things, but we doubt if we can swallow this rain-stic- k. k, graduate, las. Jay Mark S'M ATTER POP By C. M. PAYNE Anyone Can Try Thi U Tot one! UICK - Q UOTES 5- f i MESCAL IKE b, s. L. .mmuut ii i iv taK v in. i i i i BaU lyadlcala-W- NU amtet. BACK TO WORK And How's the Folks? HUNTLEY a I HE moat important job for today if what it has been for the lart lis years to put America back to work. Tiiii must be the watchword. Back to work for the unemployed. Back to work for idle capital and empty factories. Back to work for all to the task of creating a better world. Only under an administration dedicated to such a program can America once more move forward." 17. & Repretrnv folive . William DiUer. eon-grea- H . V HOrs o I VfflTf y LS JL W -- JTA6BCCV MT 7i "V bSJ 1 V Lolla Gags things PS6STTY BM I -- MOW5 loo MEiaWr .. r 1 POP ' Mr (Owrlsht. VJ ft. L. Huattey.) By J. MILLAR WATT Obeying Orders WILL YOU STOP MIMICKING at MC I YOU TOLD Mt TO ACT UKC A fool! The Better Way to Correct Constipation One way to treat constipation it to endure It first and curs it afterward. The other way Is to avoid having it by getting at Its caste. So why not save yourself those duU heart achy days, phis the inevitable trips to the medicine chest. If you can do it by a "ounce of simple common-sens- e prevention"? If your trouble, like that of millions, is due to lack of "bulk" In the diet, "the better way" is to eat Kellogg't This crunchy, toasted, cereal hat Just the "bulk" you need. If you eat It every day-eAll-Bra- n. ready-to-e- at nd drink plenty of water you can not only get regular but keep regular, day after day and month after month! is made by KeUogg's in Battle Creek. Sold by every grocer. All-Br- an Ban yiuUcatawmr SMvica. Salt Lake's NEWEST HOTEL SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION Cheerful News HOUVWCDD STAB6ETSA I KILLED AS TOMH CRUSHES AUTO THE WORLD AT ITS WORST I IACK WOPEB UCENSCf J." PCT PlVOBCt Irzy What it the difference tween ammonia and pneumonia? Dizzy Search me. Irzy Why. ammonia comei bottlea and pneumonia cornet Bjr CLUYAS WILLIAMS be- In in chettt. Linguist want me to get my clothes in thit place? 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