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"No," said the little boy, "but it I'm not back before father, he'll. do it!" ' Fj - IT On CAM TWV it) i i VouR. Appropriate Confession "A nickel's worth of liquorice,) please," said the little girL Tm afraid I have no liquorice. dear," said the candyshop proprie tress. "Must it be liquorice?" ' Yes, Im afraid it must," re plied the child. "You see, our canary is dead and I'm in mourning." Stray Stones Magazine. enfcnte. One of Those Practical Gifts lfrl MESCAL IKE Bjp 5. L. HUNTLEY Bum Luck Two members of the legal profes sion, one decidedly glum of counte nance, met on the street "WelL how's business?" the first asked the second one. "Rotten," the pessimist replied, "I just chased an ambulance 12 miles and found a lawyer in it." . Valuable Warning DeTwitter He's not a handsome dog, but he's very useful. No tramp or beggar can come near the house without our knowing it. McTweet What s be dor Snarl? "No. he runs upstairs and crawls under the bed." ' The Trap's All Set Barney I'm sorry to keep you waiting, but I've just been setting; s trap for my wife. Paul Good heavens I Who do you suspect? Barney A mouse in the kitchen. - l POP II (Cardial, VII II hv fc U Haallry. Trad Mark By No Time for Play ISN'T JACK COM NO! HE MCR6 5 VERY BUSY SHARPENING THE PHONOGRAPH Kf. fx. OaUt) Breexln' Along Mr. Jones Bring me another sandwich, please. Waiter Anything else, sir? Mr. Jones Yes. a paper weight The last sandwich blew away! J. MILLAR WATT F0B)TH6 wY NEEDLE U. S. PARTY tonight: -- Oa Ilis Wsy Visitor Am I headed right for the monkey cage? Little Boy Yes, sir, but you would stand a better chance if you had a taiL Nor Babbit in the Rarebit Guest Say, ma'am, you didn't put any chicken in my chicken soup. And I Waitress mat's ngnb didn't put any horse in the horse radish, either. ' w Btll fcfdUata f BAD TASTE v Curse of Progress IQ "Look, here, waiter, is this peach or apple pie?" "Can't you tell from the taste?" "No, I can't." "Well, then, what difference does it make?" The Soft Speaker "We should always speak gently." "If you have violated a traffic regulation it's absolutely necessary. But if you're the cop you don't have to." Washington Star. D COURT OF APPEAL mm fctrte. B .ATrdHlj f utfMUWSiiMtK rmHoiisi&yiii)K3f Mif uf m hwe a innuionWMpowrMSE m GLUYAS WILLIAMS IX a mrpuij.a.1 Mm uam.wam nerwcm towns MANS KICKS, TOO ID BS& ttuiuta sisjarsitse. c4k mwI)0rmiv ' iff.S iTvDUC t?ttk yJMliJteN I ( f)!; MAKE CBfrmdr Of BaWa" FAVORITE PQO&QAM, HAVB "rmt BADtO IKISTALLCO J THE CSAGAOE BASEMSKTT OO HJ TH . "The mule lives a comparatively short life." "Yes: but It's a life full of kick." Too Late Author Well, sir, the upshot of it was that it took me 10 years to discover that I had absolutely no talent for writing literature. Friend You gave up? Author O, no; by that time I was too famous. Valdosta Times. Logical Deduction Bobby Just suppose you found a dollar bill in your pocket. What would you think? Joe I'd think I had someone else's pants on. Many Returns "Do you ever hear any more about the money you lent the people next door?" "I should say so! They bought a radio with it" j AnWMiihHKlMtt WmfMtVTRDtCf KSSMNSMDUfHaS Wit nWSttff1MfUEf HntoakVKHUto. WMtWWD.V WMCH HVOH SMCNUlMIWlf HIHKOIf TOVM RIMS MUMP BUCK MlVQjKlPEDf MBC WmitH. SOES MCHUjRESf VNUL MHMBl WW SWW SHWWMS VMDfStCP HWlfi WWW? HWH tWMtV 0 ftsV BjpstftaBaai Sml Getting a lift "My usband's nerves are that bad, 'e's afraid to ask his employer for a rise. Do you think it would do any good to give him a dose of them aspiring tablets?" |