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Show ' i I M ' '' '' The Bulletin Cape Ensemble That Has Chic PATTERN 1027 Learn by Asking FINNEY OF THE FORCE W IN DADE 'TWAS. MRS WASMT THAT PERFESSOR TOME SNOO- P- HE WUZ YOU WAS TAlKltfJ AF7HER 5NIN ME V SOME ADVOICE; To DOWN THE Twice as much chle that's the fashion secret ef this cape ensemble. On the street, one likes a wrap of some sort, and a snappy detachable cape will do the trick! When re- STREET? A GOOD MAN oi WHO HIM? PER THATjj SHOULD LISTENED CAREFUL BET HE SOME TIN 5 HOPE You there's a truly smart frock. Weve made a large sketch of the frock ao that you can study Its chle lines. The raglan sleeves have an NO EXCUSE Inverted pleat for added Interest, the neckline la cut square and la finrich man who had bought ished with a crisp how pulled through house awoke one night to slashes. Pleats lend delightful anihla watch had stopped, mation' to the skirt. Print or monotone would be good In one of the he called the butler. moved, SAYNCT-H- E WUL 3TST ASKIN' ME?j A newly 1 a country find that whereupon "What time Is Henry? "The clocks hare all stopped, sir. "Well, go out and look at the sun- KNOWS everything o' it dial" "It's dark out there, sir. A- N- lantern? 'CAUSE TWAS DON' BERUEVE l' WHY WOULD I ' and SOME TINGS HE PONY WHAT KNQVl GOULD HE ASK YtoUf that EE? WAL NOW HE WUZ. ASKIN' HOW FEEL-HO- W DID OI DID OI LOIKE ME TOB AN' HOW LONG WUZ. OI ON TH' FORCES No Crimoi No Story He choked her She was dead there conld be no doubt about it. He had listened to her dying gasp. Now she was cold cold as the hand of death. All life had ceased. Yet In his anger he was not convinced. Furiously he kicked her. To hla amazement she gasped, sputtered and began to hum softly. "Just a little patience la all It takes, John, remarked his wife from the rear seat Knickerbocker. Lector Evil Her It says here the piano Is returning to popularity and there is a growing demand for them. nim People probably have decided crooning, and radio Jokes are. after all lot worse than kids practicing and the banging of those who think they can play. Cincinnati Enquirer. C?vV I I O "Well, you foot can't you get a Toronto Globe. 7y WMtwi Nimpipw Ciloi NOTHING DOING Out of Odor THE FEATHERHEADS 1 WHY DIDN'T OH YeAH SHE CHECK UP on His HAerrs before she ji yj habit vs,ELl-t- -is 1 happens WHAT& THE LOWDOWN on The Georges separating? MARRIED HIM? 3 To BE SHORING ) SHE LEAVING; SHE SAYS. BECAUSE OF A BAD HABIT OF HIS SHE CANY STAND IT "I want you to meet a friend of mine who taught herself to iwim In one lesson." "If she Is so ugly she had to teach herself to swim I dont want to meet her," Ambitious An excellent chicken formed part of the fare at a luncheon party attended by two parsons. After lunch they noticed the cock strutting on the lawn. One of the parsons said: "That bird seems very pleased with himself I "No wonder, said the host, "con sidering one of his sons has Just entered the ministry I" Vancouver Province. new novelty cottons. In crepe, linen or silk. Pattern 1827 Is available In sizes 14. 16 18. 20, 82, 84, 36, 88, 40 and 42. Size 16 takes 4 yards 39 Inch fabp ric. Illustrated sewing Instructions Included with each patstep-by-ste- tern. TOO WELL QUALIFIED t Job, eh? Congressman Want What can you do? Constituent Nothing I That for Him Congressman Sorry, but those "Listen, Big Boy, said the sweetie are all taken long Jobs he was necking, "I don't mind being You must for a vacancy. wait ago! " kissed Brooklyn Eagle: he "Well retorted, "you're mighty kls sable. "Yeah? she came back, "well I'm Each la His Tun The eldest of three little boys was mighty hungry, too, and I mind being fed even less than I do being kissed. sternly reproved by his mother for his bad behavior. "You are the eldest, Freddie, sold Au Export Silas My new farmhand thinks mother sharply, "so It Is really up to that he knows more about farming you to set a good example to Johnny and Timothy. than I do. Freddie sniffed. "Hm," he said. Illram lie must he a literary guy I "I don't mind being an example for One of them magazine writers Toronto Globe. Johnny, but I won't be an example for both of them. Johnny's got te be It for Timothy. Vancouver ProvIt Goes to Your Head ince. "Yes, I know fish Is brain fooibut I don't care ao much for fish, llaint there some other brain food? Trouble Well, theres noodle soup. Flatfoot My son might have beea President of the- United States. Obctacla Raco Teaman' What happened to pre"Is your son still pursuing his vent It? Flatfoot He got married and his studies at college? "Yes, but he doesn't seem able to wife wouldn't let him go Into politics. Pathfinder Magazine. catch up with them. high-salari- CURIO SEEKERS Do Juat Like Home your neighbors borrow much DING DONG from you? Borrow? Why I feel more at home In their houses than 1 do in my own. I And Emily Post Miles Away She He's a gentleman. He Really? She Yes, he uses the butler knife when he breakfasts alone. , Rabbit t Circa t Scott ers are gone. Goose ! All your feath- I know It. Some blamed crank pulled them out to make quill Iens. ), OH, FEATHERS! A Tribute First Burglar Come on, Lefty, let's . Send FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) la coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Write plainly name, address and style number. BE SURE TO STATE SIZE. Address orders to Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 243 West Seventeenth Street; New York City. ed I a - figure up what we made on this haul. 'm too tired. Let's Second Burglar wait and look In the morning papers. Hammer So you got caught In the rain storm last night Bell Yes, and got ringing wet NEXT LESSON OPEN WIDE 0 Daughter I'apa, Cholly la worth hla weight In gold. Papa Tee, but - M hes a lightweight "What made him turn ever a new leaf? "His wife had learned the eld ones by heart" X "You are looking way down In the mouth. "Well, thata natural I'm a doctor." r i |