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Show The Bulletin HE PE. -- sad-eye- d This TrY THESE. vJlTH SOME oF THAT HOHEY OH, THERE'S THE ICEMAN AT THE. tocq for, breakfast? A Woman's Last Word Tea," said a man, I married the widow of a man who was hanged, and I thought that in the circumstances there would be no comparisons with the late lamented. But I was mistaken." Did she praise him just the same?" not exactly, but we hadn't in married a week before she that hanging was too good for me." KIOnaI! cereal is A Poofs. LOT OF BLAH lLL LET VJ HlM UJ Or. Ton City Management once had some notoriously bad men In Crimson Gulch," said the traveling salesman. "Times are different," answered Cactus Joe. Weve got some line scenery, so we got polite and catered to the tourist trade instead of getting word through Chicago about the fine hideouts our hills would provide for hank robbers." - mmllrint rtit. Ml d car pat 7a B. Imperially wbea yea wa Tm what P. .. TH". roliaa. Saa advcrtiMBwat la Uria NEVER Vo I a real get MANS SfcEAKFASrl No? why Those SWOULP BISCUITS BE FILLING'S FILUU6-- ? Yes ! yhsV SHOULP BE FILUNflr The abaat . garbage, pail1 Provision of Constitution The Supreme Court of the United States is nnique. It h the only Federal court of the country which has its existence provided for in the Constiution. Other courts were created by statute. Insufferable Mrs. Longwed Do you mean to say your husband never does anything to justify a burst of tears or a fit of hysterics? Mrs. Just wed No, indeed. lie's Madness itself. Mrs. Longwed Why, the mean thing ! Brooklyn Eagle. EXCELCIS BEAUTY SCHOOL ENROLL NOW I Lrarn modern beauty plcaaant, pnStable work. kaawa nauaaally, afferayua many Far free catalog pi vine advantapea. fall parlirulare, addreai EXCELCIS BEAUTT BCIIOOL 21 Ba. W. Tempi Balt Laka City callart A1RMINDED la, Cicero Great Orator FINNEY OF THE FORCE Simply Sympathy a great orator and a lifelong student, lie maintained that an orator should possess almost universal knowledge. Cicero was THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY "What makes your wife so flighty f late?" "Don't you know? Shes taken up Bar Inter oatalu Made Coodi at lower prices far tha mperior quality af I chasaa fbeae paeda tfcat are Tea bay rdiabla aad dependable by penaine quality at a reaeanabla prlre when Caodo. Hade InUrmoantaha Try yen pet It aad oca. MRS. P. B. rBTEBSON. Ltcaa, Utah. aviation. M Yon Gluten, Anyway "So he said I was a polished gentleman, did he?" "Well, yes. It meant the same thing." "Ahl What was the exact word?" Tie said you were a slippery fellow." Pearson's Weekly. At 400 Utah Oil Refining Service Stations in Utah and Idaho Phlegmatic ' Mewel" Lady That language you are using to that mule Is perfectly shocking Driver Yes, It seems to get a rise Liquor Producing Tree In Paraguay, the Guatoan Indians cultivate the Almri palm tree, thought to be the only complete plant in existence Its sap is made to drop into little cups in which it soon ferments into a beverage. rat of everybody exceptin' the mole. You're about the twentieth person who has objected to it. liquor-produci- ng Legal Point highly-intoxicati- Counsel (in divorce case) Your honor, I ask a recess at this point. Judge On what grounds? Counsel My client wishes to change her gown. She hasnt displayed half her costumes yet. "SARflOW.BRANO PICKLES Legion of Honour of Franee The Legion of Honour, the onljr order of France, and one which hit its highest grades ranks in estimation with the highest European orders, was instituted by Napoleon-Bonaparton May 19, 1802, aa a general military and civil order of' Cant Ba Dona Conceited Actor People will gaze at my next picture with open mouths. Always Belittlin Yes. Its pretty bard to boo with your mouth shut e merit Kerchewl First Cannibal Our chief has hay j ng SAN FRANCISCO fever. Second Ditto flow'd he get that? First Ate a grass widow. THEN SHE RESTS Ouchl The mistress was Interviewing a prospective applicant for the position of cook, and concluded: Mistress Well, Jane, yon seem quite suitable In every respect, and I have decided to engage you. The work will Fna SAD, SAD STORY Irfti tri Ut bti C3f be light and easy, and you will find the master Is very easily pleased. that ' Jane Yes, mum. I thought the same the moment I saw you. "Ma, what is leisure?" "Leisure is the spare time a woman has In which to do some other kiud of work, my dear. ' "Senator, a job Reaaon Enough 1 wish you would give me as your private secretary." Oh, my boy, responded the oily senator, don't get mixed up with the government service. Nothing to IL Buns young mau. Besides, I have promised that position to my son. taw. 4 Schema Wife Didnt I hear the clock strike two ns jnu came iu last night? Iltihhy You did.- - It started to strike eleven, so I slopped it so it would nut wake you. Didnt Know How Suffered An elderly man somewhat worried about himself went to see a doctor. The doctor listened and smiled. My dear sir, he said, this little habit of talking to yourself Isn't anything to worry about Isnt It, said the patient Indignantly. You don't know what a darned bore I am." Stray Stories Magazine. Mo Right Beck et Her lie gave her a ring. she sighed, Oh, George, darling, how sweet of you to remember the stone I preferred I None of the other fellows was ever so thoughtful. Not at all, my dear, he blandly You see, this la the ring replied. I always use. Coffee Pot Why so gloomy, old-time- Iron Cant help It. I'm s sad iron. White Line The state police were given exam! nations for drivers license. Upon returning from the driving test a middle-age- d negro was questioned about dif- ferent highway laws. The questioner asked : Questioner And what Is the white line In the middle of the highway for Negro (promptly) Fo bicyclcsL Introduction I have a bill that I wish to Introduce, said the constituent snld Senator Sorghum, "Ill arrange the Introduction Into leg islative society. One debutante more or less won't make any particular "AH right, LOS ANGELES . . . $197 (via Saa Ptandoco) These are examples of our low ooe way fares to California, good in coaches and reclining chair cars on onr fastest trains. Fares good in Pullman can are very low, too. Southern IftscSfic For Further Information See your local Railroad agent or write D. R. Owen, 41 So. Main General Agent St, Salt Lake City |