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Show t THE BULLETIN Ha. for the Whole amily By ED WHEELAN BIG TOP iTH THf MVEA CAP AND BELLS al CLOWNS CNCIN AND SUOlffiNG AHEAD OF MER. KOCC THE oUBDUCD ALTA ARDUNPTHE ARENA - KEEP TIPPING YOUR HfiTTo I to m Swee applause I f; 1 P A? Jenkins was stout, with large, broad feet, and although several pairs of shoes were shown him be refused them. ."I must have square toes," he explained to the assistant The young man sighed wearily. "But square toes are not stocked now, sir," he explained. "Pointed toes are fashionable this season." Jenkins gave him an angry stare. "That may be," he retorted, "but I happen to be wearing last season's feet." Safe Driver. VOU HEARD MC. JCfP PANGS " EVEN MVRA HAS SAVED THE. hi vrww rwWk ZZZ7ZC SHC SURE - vCUp Villi. EC ALL J KVERVTWN m AND THAT WAS THAT v THAT 'BOLL', ALTA, rS GOIM& TO BE SHOT- ( - OR I J ELSE... 1 1 TAKE IT Saving His Money A man from Aberdeen was asked to join a newly formed society. "We consider that tipping is a degrading custom and have formed a society to put a stop to it," explained the membership seeker. "Ay, I'll join," said the mon from Aberdeen gladly. "That's fine. The subscription is anti-tippi-ng mm ww-mm- Tea Is Served LALA PALOOZA NOW 2AT ZISS TROOBLE-MAKIN- G BROTHER HE ISS KICKED OUT ZE K-- v. n 17 ITTJ BE CLEARER IF YOU'D . ROAD SHE IS CLEAR GET OUT, TOO mm,m By RUBE GOLDBERG W ROMANCE MY GEM, BESIDE YOU THE STARS HAVE SHE IS IN NO BRILLIANCE, THE ZE BAG FLOWERS NO AW, V- -, SCENT, THE GO. BIRDS NO K . J 1 J yS WHAT PERFECTION YOU AND 7 I Y I - TSK TSK- GONZALES, AINT YOU THE SWEETl ONE YOU IfS - ALONE ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS If iJl 111 JAl 1 THE ALWAYS SAY - RIGHT THING 25 cents a year." "Och, in that case I'm thinking it'll be cheaper for me to tipl" " U Stray Stories magazine. TSK TSK -- I'LL RING HOW SHE MEASURES t Frank Jay To ME "oV, XS f ft 79 ( Ha'P'em "BJgj By C. M. PAYNE You May Look Different to Other Folks S'MATTER POP Matfcty Irndicatt, Inc. J vvLaT VoU'sV Im hot j "Hubby, dear, you don't know how much I love you." "Well, how much? A hat or a fur coat?" Truer Pose farmer, visiting his son at the university, took the boy downtown A to have his photograph taken. The photographer suggested that the son stand with his hand on his father's shoulder. "It would be more appropriate," remarked the father, "if he stood with his hand in my pocket." Ru- MESCAL IKE b, s. L. ral Progress. Or Left So Soon HUNTLEY Passing the Back The judge fixed the prisoner with a stern eye. "Is there any reason," he demanded, "why a sentence of five years at hard labor should not be imposed upon you?" "Golly, your honor," protested the prisoner, "I don't know any. Ask my lawyer that's what I'm paying Lolly Gags him for." Fixed Process Dick I say, Jim, what is the Order of the Bath? Jim Well, as I have experienced it first the water's too hot; then it's too cold; then you're short of a towel; then you slip on the soap; and, finally, the telephone rings. Des Moines Register. 1 (Copyright by POP T n a eern I TEST. . L. Huntley.) By J. MILLAR WATT Beyond Question DRIVING K. Wj And That's That Teacher Have you read the for today? Johnny No. Teacher Have you read the DID THAT AFTERWARDS .' Johnny No. Teacher What have you read? Johnny I have red hair. By a Pole? doctor's assistant .The brand-newas retyping his records when she came to this . . . "shot in lumbar w region." "Lumbar region?" she pondered. Then "Oh, yes I" and wrote down, Washington "shot in the woods." Post. SURE, SURE M SnAcata,Winr Snvte. D Curse of Progress e wtwote tr ruts could even AKO 0 ROSES, SHORT STEMS? PARKING ASSISTANT By GLUYAS WILLIAMS "I'll have," said the snooty young freshman to the student waiter. "two eggs, boiled exactly 3 minutes and Vr seconds; toast, buttered, and be sure it's not too hard; coffee, with cream, but not too much ID S2l cream" "Yes'm," bowed the waiter. "And what special design would you like on the dishes?" Washington Post. Silenced Quack doctor(to rural audience) Yes, gentlemen, 1 have sold these pills for the last twenty years and never heard a word of complaint. Now, what docs that prove? A Voice in the Crowd That dead men tell no tales. Santa Fe Humane Act I see your cup of tea on a chair, Mr. Boarder. A peculiar place to put itl Mr. Boarder Not at all. It's so weak I put it there to rest. The Mentor. Landlady Upholsterer This handsome chair, madam, should be finished in Kt i UL WOMM HW1K6 DtttiBiX HARROW 5PKS WWI MOKES A SURKW morocco. Mrs. Nurich Gracious! be sent that far? F JMCE MilABUV COHUOnUBlE-flMC- Must It , Doctor Very Careful Have you taken every precaution to prevent spread of con- tagion in the family? Rastus Absolutely, doctah, we've even bought a sanitary cup and we all done drink from it tori tJ KOHR BACKUS M9MI- - MS. SOMtTiKft ttfHJtCf- ClfWHb BKK N CKS IfLMC SMKC HERfJUSrS" caw Tpavfcro tbr rm m an wrsnMiKio ttfcvfwwRviw met.. It Would Be Tough Mose Ah sho' is glad Ah wasn't' King Solomon. Rastus Whaffer yo' has dat pinion? Mose Huh, huntin' up washln's fob one wife keeps me plenty busy. |