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Show The Bulletin OUR COMIC SECTION FINNEY OF THE FORCE AaffiSt 'officer I seem J'lST robbed LIFES LITTLE JESTS PATTERN 1811 Experts UPSET VERY HELP!! vJEVE HAS SMARTNESS AND SIMPLICITY MUCH- - PISKOEP) This nov? CAME HOME-Y- EZ PouUD THE r--rr HAD BEEN WARNED They were late for the theater. The box office clerk was as polite as only a box office clerk can be, but he couldn't find them a. seat. However, they were knowing ones, aud slipped round the side and managed to find an attendant who let them in. At the first Interval they felt for their hats to go home. "I want to see the box office man before we go, said one, "and tip him. Why?" asked the other. "Well, be did his best to keep fcs s out" Magazine, Tlt-BIt- PARTICULAR "Why did yon pass him up, Edith? I thought you liked him?" "I liked him well enough, but I couldn't go through life with him. I didn't care for the make of his car." A Friendly Warning farmer turned into his gate recently and met a tramp coming out The tramp, greeted by a friendly "Hullo, mistook the farmer for another wanderer In quest of a meal. "Say,- mate," the tramp confided, A THE FEATHERHEADS Gaining a Lap By Oiborn t Vhn Nmpafw VJm - "don't go in there. The cooking's not up to much!" No Duplicates Grandma was helping Peggy make out a list of little guests for her party. "How about the Morton twins?" grandma asked. "Well, there's no need to ask them both," Teggy answered, 'they're zactly alike." You Should Bo More Careful Enemy at the Maneuvers You are my prisoner. Rinks Nonsense How Sergeant did you get here? Enemy Over tire bridge. Sergeant Sinks' Then, my dear fellow, you are drowned. We blew up that bridge yesterday I 1 Limitation What are you going to say In your next speech?" "I don't know, answered Senator Sorghum. "m have to make my remarks more brief so as to leave more time for the radio announcer and n band concert" First Pick Can yon give me a job where I can keep dressed up and wont have too much work?" said the applicant "111 keep you In mind," said the office manager, "and when I find two jobs like that you can have the other one." Pathfinder Magazine. NOT TAKING CHANCES Daytime is the Dig Time" of sunny days days that are crowded with activity from morn til sunset Youll need many crisp cotton frocks and now's the time to plan and make them I If It's smartness plus simplicity youre looking for, this model fills the bill with both I The wide sleeves neckline and the mglan-lik- e with a bit of trim are new, and just no trouble at all to set In place. Large, handsome colored interbuttons lend an est Make your frock of a novelty cotton and you'll be up to the minute. Beginners will find the new Sewing Instructor a guide that Is very easy to follow. Pattern 1811 Is available In sizes 12, 14, 10, 18, 20, 30, 32, 34, 80. 38 and 40. Size 10 takes 3ft yards 30 Inch fabric. Send FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) In coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Write plainly name, address and style number. BE SURE TO STATE SIZE. Address orders to Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 243 West Seventeenth street. New York. self-ruinin- g BLAME FIXED Billy was greatly Interested In his fathers trapping venture. The capture of a skunk or muskrat wonld color his conversation for days. Visiting his uncle, he found great amusement in arranging small clods of earth on the sidewalks where they wonld be trampled. Uncle attempted tactfully to reprove him. "Why, Billy! Who made all this muss?" I s'pec-- t it was a mus'rat, was the glib reply. Indianapolis News. Rapid Going Hows business?" Better," answered Mr. Dustin Stax. "Shipments are so good that the only initials we need to concen- trate on are Did His Duty The new office boy had been instructed how to answer callers. Just before noon a man asked, -- Is the boss In?" "Are you a salesman, a bill collector or a friend of his?" the boy Inquired. "All three," was the answer. "Well, he's in a business conference. lie's out of town. Step in and see hint." JUST LIKE HIM Proceeding With Caution "What do you think of the problems of world finance?" asked Mr. Dustin Stax. 1 am' not prepared to express an authoritative opinion," answered the "I hare professor of mathematics. taken the matter up on a basis of practical experience and I havent had the time nor the facilities for counting; in cash as high as a billion dollars." IN THE LIMELIGHT SMALL CHANGE First Star Mr. Moon's full again. Second Star Yes, the old hoy gets that way once a month regularly. Thu Gentle Art What's the noise?" "John, the barber, is shaving himself." What's the conversation about?" "He's trying to persuade himself to have s shampoo. Slippery Like ua Eel Wife (entering during telling of story) And then the barmaid what? Raconteur Er the liar made a great stride forward when It allowed ladles to practice. olt-col- or Philanthropist (who has just given beggar a nickel) : I Imagine you have many disappointments and discouragements. Beggar Yes, sir, this is the foorth one today. Besitly "What do they mean when people say 'beastly weather'?" "When It's raining cats and dogs." "So you went after the Job. I thought you believed that the office should seek the man." "I do; but this Is a fat job, and 1 thought It would get winded before it reached me." Brilliant Idea "Young Sloan has cool million. just Inherited a "Is that why everybody greets him so. warmly?" Prison Warden. I think 111 have a party for yon boys. What kind do you suggest? Prisoners (all together) Open house 1 g tab. . |