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Show KNEW WHAT HE NEEDED. BROKEN REST. rnniin A Back That Aches All Day Disturbs THOUGHTS! glllUilU Sleep at Night. B I!. It. Cute Bonny, kin you tell me where I kin set a Kid Nothin doin', pop! De barber hopa la all closed cn Sundays! The Secret of Poverty. Woods Hutchinson of New unlocked the secret of general poverty in an address at the American Museum of Natural History In New York early this month, when he said: "What Is killing the people of this city may be stated as overwork, underfeeding and overcrowding; and two of these may be Included under the one word underpaid. The message of the church and of medicine y to the community Is not Give to the poor,' but Don't take so much away from them. The Public. Dr. York to-da- Placing Him. Inquired little May, after school, "was George Wash- Papa," Sunday ington an Israelite? Before her father could answer this somewhat unexpected question Mays brother broke In. Why, May, Im shamed of your Georgs Washington Is In the WomNew Testament, not the Old. an's Home Companion. Helen Had Ambition. Helen, aged six, was telling Mary, aged seven, of her plans for the fuI'm going to be married," she ture. announced, and have 18 children. Oh. gasped Mary, her eyes wide with amaxement, you mercenary wretch!" Delineator. IN AGONY WITH ECZEMA. Whole Body a Mass of Raw, Bleeding, Hoped Death Torturing Humor Would End Fearful Suffering. In Deapair; Cured by Cutlcura. Words cannot describe the terrible ecsema I suffered with. It broke out on my bead and kept spreading until whole body. I my was almost a solid mass of sores from head to foot I looked more like a piece of raw beef than a human being. The pain and agony endured seemed more than I could bear. Blood and pus oosed from the great sore on my acalp, from under my linger nails, and nearly all over my body. My ears were so crusted and swollen I was afraid they would break off. Every hair In my head fell out I could not alt down, for my clothes would stick to the raw and bleeding flesh, making me cry out from the pain. My family doctor did all he could, but I got worse and worse. My condition was awful I did not think I could live, and wanted death to come and end my frightful Bufferings. In this condition my mother-in-labegged me to try the Cutlcura Remedies. I said I would, but bad no hope of recovery. But oh, what blessed relief I experienced after applying Cutlcura Ointment. It cooled the bleeding and Itching flesh and brought me the first real sleep I had had In weeks. It was as grateful as Ice to a burning tongue. I would bathe with warm water and Cutlcura Soap, then apply the Ointment freely. I also took Cutlcura Resolvent for the blood. In a short time tbe sores stopped running, the flesh began to heal, and I knew I was to get well again. Then the hair on my head began to grow, and In a short time I was completely cured. I wish I could tell everybody who haa ecsema to use Cutlcura. Mrs. Wm. Hunt, 135 Thomas St., Newark, X. J, Sept. 28, 1908. MW On A Ctaa. Ctip. Bole rropa, Botfoa. it covered Perquisites. Hy Whlttlesticks (perched on a barrel In Dupay's store, munching a cracker and reaching for a piece of cheese) I do think that If that thar Andy Carnlggy ud give our town a lib'ry It ud become right smart pop'lar with th boys. Don't you think so, Cy? Cy Dupay I cal'late would providin be kept It right well supplied wltb crackers and cheese. GRIP IS PREVA- LENT AGAIN. A prompt remedy is what every one is looking for. The efficiency of Peru-na- is so well known that its value as a grip rem- edy need not be The ques-tione- d. grip yields more quickly if taken in hand prompt- If you feel grippy get a bottle of Pcruna at once. Delay is almost certain' to aggravate ly. your case. For a free illustrated booklet entitled "The Truth About Peru ns, address The Iernna Co., Columbus, Oh'a Mailed postpaid. ! j J. j; S. KIRTLEY, D. D. Aether el the "Yeung Mae end Himself," etc. ; ; . ! JUSTICE BY JERKS i (Copyright, by Joseph B. Bowles.) He loves a free foot, yet. In spite ol It, If there Is any one thing he hankers after and dotes on, in a superlative way. It Is a firm hand that guides him steadily and not spasmodically, noi He Is not at al: "steady hy Jerks. out of harmony with Solomon In hit sage Instruction to parents. In which he mixes up the words rod anr child In rather a striking allocation Considered merely as a symbol of authority, wielded with Intelligent love, he has nothing against the rod. He wants the one who reigns over him to hold the reins over him in a regnant way. Therein he discloses a similarity to his equine brother. There are two ways of driving a horse, a right way and a wrong way. I frankly and humbly confess that I always drive a horse the right way. That way is to hold the reins slightly taut, so that the horse will feel the faintest pressure upon either line. As you enjoy the drive your pleasure will set the nerves atbrlll, leap from your fin ger tips down the linen, strike the sen-- ' sltlve nerves of his mouth for horses have sensitive nerves In their mouths, too dash to his brain and you will give the horse the time of his life. The other way Is to leave the reins loose, let him go as he pleases till be swerves In the wrong direction or stumbles, then Jerk him till his mouth bleeds and his heart grows profane and he la restrained from violence only by the fear of greater violence. Whenever I have been riding behind a horse, whose driver handled him that way I have always felt that the horse would confer a highly prized favor on me If he would only top long enough for me to get out and then would kindly kick the dashboard off the buggy and the dashboard off the man. The boy luxuriates In that sort of steady direction of his lire, but It takes a true heart, a level head and a stem- - hand to accommodate him. Dickens, In his Great Expectations, tells of the boy Pip, who was reared by his sister, and she slapped him so much, he said he was brought up by hand. And Beautiful Joe, the title of a dog's autobiography, said hle original owner kicked him so much, he was brought up by foot. Some boy a are brought up by hand, some by foot and some by both hand and foot, In order to make perfectly sure of him. Little Henry's mother was nervous that afternoon, and she kept nagging at him pecking at him, aa some one with rather a fowl propensity has phrased it. (Now, let us hold up this procession long enough to say that If you have your own choice between nagging and killing him, the latter is less criminal, by odds that's all.) At last, weary and discouraged, Henry went out and crawled under the house one of those country houses that had a foundation pillar here and another there, with a place between for a boy to crawl in. When his father came home, he Inquired for Henry, hut the mother knew not his whereabouts. He searched for the lad awhile and then suddenly remembered something. Strange as It may seem, he remembered that he was once a boy. Then what? Crawled under the house to hunt for him. In a whisper that would have done credit to a barnstormer Pa, Is she after Henry called out: you, too?" Justice may be so excessive aa to become unjust, and authority so authoritative as to become lawless, and the boy always knows it. Bill did, that time his mother slapped him because the baby cried. It was this way: She had set him to minding the baby, as she called It. Now, a boy does leva to mind the baby thats what his mind was made for, thats the way he likes to work bis mind the more baby brothers and sisters the better he likes It Of course. And if there Is not a baby in the house borrow one or lend the boy to some one who has a baby, so that he will not be denied the Joy of putting his mind upon the fascinating and absorbing thing. She slapped Bill when the baby cried. Later, when she called him to Naw, you dinner he replied, sulkily: slapped me for nothin' and I ain't He made a mistake. agoln' to eat. He made a greater mistake he got the habit. Now he is almost an old man, and when you see him coming down the street he looks like a storm cloud. His expression Is as If he had been fed on vinegar, and that the landscape on which he had feasted his gaze must have been the Inside of the barrel out of which he got the vinegar Two things are to be borne In mind. He will not love the one who falls to give him the guidance he knows he needs, for, as some one has said, it Is one of the mysteries of human nature that Indulgence never awakes gratitude or love In the heart of a child. If there Is something wrong in him It is apt to be the reflection of something wrong in some one else. A prominent teacher says: If there is anything wrong in my school I always examine myself," and here let me pause to say that that Is not the way they did when I was a schoolboy they usually examined me the first thing. But to proceed: She went on, and I usually find the cause of the trouble In myself. flDIICC Tha Prints of Grumbler. r- - lke:u asked if he did not find many unreasonable people among his summer hoarders. Farmer Joy quickly assented. "Lota an' lota are never satisfied No matter whal'a anyway, he said. done for 'em, there'll always be aoine-semthing wrong aomewherea. "Now last summer. he went on, with a gleaming eye, "we had a man here that waa so fond of grumblin' that one day be actually called for a toothpick after he'd had a glass of milk." Youth's Companion. i UnUDe ' Cures Siniple Oil of Wlntergreen Eczema and Drives Out Old Fogy Treatment. ; ON BOYS ! SENSE VS. GO (MOD Thomas X. McCullough, 321 8a Weber St. Colorado Springs, Colo., says: , At tacks of backache and kid- uey trouble be- gan to coiue on me, lasting often for three weeks at a time, and 1 would be unable to turn In bed. was The urine ch disordered, containing sediment, and my rest was broken at night. Re- lief from these troubles came soon after I started taking Doan's Kidney Pills und continued trestment entire ly freed me from kidney trouble. The cure has been permanent. Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. , ! ! I psoriasis, salt rheum and bai fer'a Itch can be cured, end cured eas: y if you strike right at the trouble as ou do with a cut or burn. e cause of itching, burning akin uca according to modern science, h which feed upon the weaker r ngerm of the akin. To kill these skin 111 whlrh sore produce the n hlotchi-H- . use ugly siniple ' of oil glycer-in- d of wlntergreen, HiT e P. thymol, commonly known D- X Prescription. This mild liquid ndo-ate- i w skin hy a prominent Pr. Ion of t'hfi-ngo- . Penni. specialist. wn . if-rit adopted generally, mostmn supply I). 1. I. Irescrlpi druggist und tt certainly dom relieve ih Ud very instant it is applied. ! - a r-- ' pre-itm- KM kemsl Fin Onion Seed. Kieh Carrol Seed. Celery, IN Penis. Juicy Radish Sssd. Buitsry LsUucs Sssd. ISM Tender Turnip Sssd. I ISM SwaMRutabacaS'd. Melons. IMlomata. I OS UM , ,! tie MUSHmsS Great Home Eye Remedy, KKUAHI.K I'KUMFT ASSAYS Nil, Fower and fortune must concur with prudence and virtue to effect anything great In a political capacity. Plato. Darky's Letter. business man waa cleaning out hla desk the other day and tearing up hla old letters when UNPROFITABLE CUSTOMER. the colored porter, who waa In the office, spoke up and said: "Boas, gimme one ob deni letters?" What do you want it for? "I promised to write a letter to my old mammy In Nerf Cur-llnbut, aa I hasn't lahned to write yit, I can Jeaa end her one ob dem letters you haln't got no use for. Hit will make her feel good, hit will!" Caterpillar llow much a shave, The gentleman gave the affectionbarber? e anti-fa- t cirate son a Barber Ten cents, but it will cost which waa duly mailed and adcular, you a dollar, the price of ten shaves, dressed. if you want to be shaved all over. Vmt Ache I'aa Alisa's York Guld.B,' : Uuld aae Sue; Uuld, I and Ooupa. flJS Gold Bad Mitral and nwjiht. Writ for free aialllnii au-h- t OUI.KN AWAY CO., IMUMDiwNaaM Mil Fnot-Ka- aa OmMUHIiMitBMiaialK. Reluiipitiiimiumii. heudfut frM Inal Nu'ime. A. A UluuUHl. 1 Huf, Bn. V. HOWARD citt l.ucsa . 2 had got caught where all the the transmitter room con- vora together, and Its body hung in tha ih t the i a way aa to 1 whole system. j H.II1 I Comfort Still. A little fellow of five years fell and cut hla upper Up so badly that a doc- tor had to be summoned to sew up the In her distress the mother wound. could not refrain from saying: "Oh. doctor, I fear it will leave a disfiguring scar. looked up Into her tearful Never mind, mam face, and said: ma, my mustache will cover It." Harpers Weekly. j Por Infants and Children. Tho Kind You Have " Always Bought SSk- "- fu"d . 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I put them In hla cigar case. .I HEADING a. w. gleasox, i Easy Come, Easy Go. A passerby at Broad and Lombard streets In Philadelphia once heard the following dialogue between a borer dl8ing In a sewer and a stout, beaming lady with a capacious market banket on her arm: Ah, good marnln to you, Pat," said she leaning over and looking Into the And what are you doin'?" piL Good marnln', Bridget," he replied, looking up. I'm alimony for yees. And what are you doin?''. Sure, I'm It," replied Bridget airily, aa the trotted off. Lippincott'a. to bo?" asked Rastus of the commercial traveler who was stopping at the wayside hotel. No, said the commercial traveler, "What? A millionaire? "No, Bah, aald Rastus. A lawyer?" Oh, na sab. Not dat." A doctor? "Na ash. What then?" asked the commercial traveler. I'd lalk to be a preacher, ash," Rastus said. Well, then, why don't you?" asked the commercial traveler. cant, sah," replied Rastus, because I ain't got no frock coat. 1 I ling the Stomacks and Bowels of la M day t ueetmba. a. u.. iws. j His Sole Limitation. Do you know what I'd talk LsaRe UMiilWIIlN UkM tnlrtnally and acta dkrrtly spaa the blood and Burma. aurtswa el the tor Imiliaoniala. ayalrak tad In. V. J. riiLMiY A CO.. ToMo. O Meld hy all DnuwleU, Tie. Take Halit ramli Pllk tor Naaupatlon. . and uiapir work ouIiciumI jinl RlMINUrtlUlillu 3 . short-circui- wUpNAttdfttllpi WlllWeCOlOe i of OuM,WI I'yftnM WaU. lltf amlus iwIUm or, Mr: itold.MIr; fcliw urCumiiir.ll. Diamonds come highest when sold at cut rates. or Ton do. I f Ooi'jmr. One Spider's Doings, awus aalh that ha n mat J. Caaxsr Fumat The entire fire alarm system Of parurr th. arm at y. j. lluvti A Ou., dales la ih Ctty of Toirdo, Oousijt and HUM uayonne, .V J., waa recently thrown Diahina ll0nasd and that retd Ina vUi pay Uw Mia el out of order by a single spider. The onk iu'niikkii doi.i.ak tor m and insect wires verge such E. BURT0l,AaftK?.4:i Dricva: patent-medicin- Bnf or Ohio 16c. mtw wHIwt tnHiWiii for all disease of the eye, quick relief from using lKTTlTK KK HALVE. All druggist or Howard tiros., Buffalo, N. Y. A A New X. Y. Co., Buffalo, Foater-Milbur- For I ftwytntfy skd brilllwiiftuwm Thfriuna. tw faiByouwseuMuiierve Cars d large-minde- CALLER. For Here throat leads to Tonailitia, Quinsy Plan for Getting Rid of Life insur and Diphtheria. lliiniliiia Wizard lid ance Agents Not Patented. used as a gaigle uHin the iint symptoms of a no re throat will invariably prevent The bell rang three limes, and the all three of these dread diaeancs. man at the desk hastily reached for a When a woman's husband flannel bandage. This he put round la the his neck. Then he arranged a sling. subject or conversation, she Isn't in a In which he put one arm, disarranged position to say what the really thinks. bis hair, drew down the corners of his Te reatoie a normal action to liver, kidmouth, got out of his chslr, and painstomach and bowels, tdke Uariield ney, the door. fully limped toward Tea, the mild herb laxative. Mr. Jones?" inquired the The man who ruined the Roman caller, who opened It at that i pje was he who first gave them treats The man with the bandage half and gratuities. Plutarch, suppressed a groan. riI.KM (T'RED IN TO 14 DATS. Yes, thats my name, PASO UINTVKKT la suaiaBleeS to rare an rmaa it do for you? Bilal, Blardlna ur Pnaradlns Pha la In I days ur nuney refunded. Mu You appear to be suffering. said t the intelligent caller. j No man can own any more than he "Suffering! returned the other. "Do ' can carry In hla own heart. you think Im doing this for fun? But ' Mrs. Wlnalonr'a Soothing Syrup, what is your business, sir? teslblna, aofuaa tha guiaa, ludneea to Er pardon me, stammered the Vnr rhUdreaallay pale, mu wtart oolto. MaaboWla, I In some other think I'll drop caller, time eh? Wise men make proverbs that fools It's some trouble, soliloquised the may misquote them. man with the bandage, as he removed the paraphernalia and returned to his But It is really the quickest desk. wag to get rid of these life Insurance agents. That man will never trouble me again. London Croup - Tonsilitis and Asthma well-dresse- d t. j A quick and powerful remedy ia needed to break up an attack of croup. when Sloan'x Liniipent haa cured many cases of croup. It acta instantly reapplied both inside and outside of the throat it breaks up the phlegm, of the and relieves difficulty breathing. the duces inflammation, Sloans Liniment gives quick relief In all cases of asthma, bronchitis, sore throat, tonsilitis, and pains in the cheat Prias, Mo, Ms sad ama j Dr. Earl S. Sloan. Boston Mass. j mmm. Tit-Bit- , GOOD CHANGE Coffee to Postum. THE CORRECT SHOE FOR STYLE, The large army of persons who have found relief from many chronic ailments by changing from coffee to Postum as a dally beverage, is growing each day. It la only a simple question of trying it for oneself in order to know the Joy of leturnlng health as realized by an Ills, young lady. She writes: I had been a coffee drinker nearly aH my life and it affected niy stomach caused Insomnia and I was seldom without a headache. I had heard about Pot tum and how beneficial It was, so Positively cored by concluded 10 quit coffee and try it. these Little Pills. I was delighted with the change. 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