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Show HAS BOTTLE. New Yorker Claim to Have Solved Problem In Simple Manner. A oclentlat some week ago elated !n aa Interview that a bottle that could not be refilled had never been invented, thatfft probably never would be invented, and that many Inventor! bad cone Insane over the problem. The interview went the rounda ol the country. Other scientist agreed the bottle was In a class with perpetual motion. A young man In working clothes called at the Sunday Telegraph office Tuesday afternoon. "My name Is Frank Waters," ha said. "I am a molder. In my apara moments I Invent things, I read In the Sunday Telegraph that a bottle could not be Invented. I wondered If I could do It. I sat down and thought diligently. The problem baffled me. I thought harder. And harder. "One evening I suddenly laughed aloud. The easiest and most natur al way had suddenly come to me. "Then I made the hot tie. "I took an ordinary bottle whose neck was slightly bulged and filled the neck with stone cement so that when hard it could not come out Then I ran tiny pipes through the cement, one extending to the bottom of the bottle, which I had already filled. Then I turned it upside down. The water ran out of one of the tubes. So far so good. I took a small funnel and did my best to return the water to the bottle. It was no use. I had Invented the bot- tle." The water Is forced from the bob tie by air, which gets behind it through the tube which extends to the bottom of the bottle. It Is air also which prevents the water from being returned. It cannot be forced through cither pipe because of the air which gets in through the other. The principle can be understood by MARRED SPEECH OF SENATOR. Telegraphers Abbreviation That Des- troyed all Eloquence. The telegraph operators were spendoff In a brisk walk ing their day through the country. "You know our habit of abbreviate ng, or substituting short words for sakl the Washington eng ones? iperator. Well, this habit once did me barm. "Senator Grande had made a ilwech about education, and In wiring '.he speech out I substituted the short word 'kids' for the long word 'chil-irenthinking that of course the operators or editors at the other end would have sense enough. In taking down the message, to substitute thn long word fur the short one. Itut they didn't, and Senator Grande's really eloquent and stately speech appeared In the next day's newspapers In this fashion: H'My friends, you will remember Words wort b'w profound saying, The kid Is fu'hrr to the man." I need nut dwell on the vital Importance to the community of impnrllng a sound moral and secular education to kids The In their Impressionable years. kids of this generation will ha the fathers and mothers of the next. One said, "Suffer little kids to come unto me," and we should never forget that saying in behalf of all kids the world over.' Get at ths Causa. Sacramento, Ky., Nov. 13th (Special)- A typical Illustration of ths way Dodd's Kidney Pills Curs Rheumatism Is well told by Catherine who Is very well known hers. She says: "For over four years I was greatly troubled with Rheumatism. It used to take me worst In my legs and test At times I would be so bad I could not put my feet to ths ground. As I am over seventy-thre- e years of sgs I began to think I was too old to get cured and should have to bear my Rheumatism the best way I could. But I heard about Dodd's Kidney Pills and thought I would give them a trial So I got a box and began taking them. Well, I must say Dodd's Kidney Pills did me a wonderful lot of good. They eased the pain from the first, and today I am In better health than I have been for many years." .' De-vin- e, THE NEW AND OLD IN ENGLAND. Strangs Mixtures to Which Visitors Must Get Accustomed. I was never an enemy of the confusion of the old and new In Europe when Italy was all Europe to me, and now In England It was distinctly n pleasure. It is something we must accept, whether we like It or not, and wo had better like it The pride of atudying the accompanying diagram. the old cuBtodlan of the Exeter Guildhall In the coll of hot water pipes New York Telegraph. heating the ancient edifice was quits 1 aa acceptable ad his pride In the thirFell From High Estate. I am Nicholas Glulot, professor of teenth century carvings of the oaken walls, the said a tramp gathered door and the chemistry, with other vagabonda in the atreets of portraits of the Princess Henrietta and nnd the swords bestowed Paris, when asked by the police lieu- Gen. Monk, faithful the upon city by Edward IV. tenant to Identify himself. And from his filthy clothes he fished documents and Henry VII. I warmed my chilly hands the medieval farts, and proving that he spoke the truth. In- even about to that uttermost antiquity vestigation showed that the tramp when fly the Roman Praetorium stood waa a former lecturer at the Univerwhere the Guildhall stands now. Still, sity of Paris, that for years he had as- I was not so warm all over but that tonished the scientific world by his I was glad to shhn the Indoors inand that discoveries, finally the govto which we must have reernment sent him to the Congo to clemency In the hotel, and to prolong our turned study certain topographical and other In the milder air outside by going conditions. When he came bahk from stay a drive beyond the city Into the charmAfrica, the former society man seemed Harto have lost all his energy, and grad- ing country. W. D. Howells, in per's. Send me ually vanished from sight. to prison for a week, at least," he begWhy Tim Threw Up His Job. Tim Fllxgerald was at one time emged the polloe. "I must have regular food and a bed, lest I perish. ployed nt a pulp mill It was his duty to handle the white birch sticks which 8ultan Has Many Freaks. were used at the mill, but, during the The sultan of Morocco plays both coldest weather of last winter Tim tennis and cricket At cricket he takes went to the foreman and said : "Well, a turn at the wicket more often than I am going to give up me Job." the strict rules of the game allow; Why, Tim, you are foolish to do but, though his play is often eccentric, that, for you hare been here for a be never cheats. Once at tennis he great many years and get good wages," said the foreman. 'stopped to take a bulky handkerchief from his pocket, and tied It to the net. This did not convince Tim, for he A few minutes later a ball from his replied: "I am going to throw up me opponent knocked it off and a handful Job, for 111 be durned if I am going of diamonds fell out. He owns about to handle this cold, Icy wood without 200 bicycles, some with gold and silver any mittens." fittings, and it la said that he could FROM TEXAS make his living as a trick rider. One of hla favorite amusements Is to ride at full speed up narrow Inclined planks. Soma Coffee Facts From ths Lone Star State. .The sultan also has a weakness for motor cars and grand planoa. From a beautiful farm down In Texas, where gushing springs unite to Barefooted Golfl form babbling brooks that wind their sparkling way through flowery meads, comes a note of gratitude for delivery from the coffee habit. "When my baby boy came to me five years ago, I began to drink Postum Food Coffee, having a feeling that It would be better for him and me than the old kind of drug-ladecoffee. I was not disappointed in It, for It enabled me, a small delicate woman, to nurse a bouncing healthy baby 14 months. I have since continued the use of Postum for I have grown fond of it, and have discovered to uiy Joy that it has entirely relieved me of a bilious habit which used to prostrate me two or three times a year, causing much discomfort to my family and suffering to myself. was cured of "My brother-in-lachronic constipation by leaving off the old kind of coffee and iising Postum. He has become even more fond of it than he was of the old coffee. Golfers and tennis players now go "In fact the entire family, from the barefoot In Jackson Park, Chicago, latest old who alarrival, (a I dew he while on is every morning, calls for his potle first thing In ways the grass. It Is considered bad form the morning) up to the head of the cw York to have the feet covered. house, think there is no drink so good American. This perhaps is an Idea or so wholesome as Postum." Name which hasn't occurred to otner recent given by Postum Co., Rattle Creek, golfers. Possibly there ma be someMich. s a scene thing in it. Our artist dopl.-tThere's a reason. which might seriously mat the enjoyRead the little bonk, "Tfce Road to ment of the occasion. in pkgs. WeUvUle, d n NOT TRACE A VALUABLE FOR FIRE FIGHTER& LEFT Rheumatism Thoroughly Cured If Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Palo Pooplo. Thera is one remedy that will cam rheumatism in any of its forms and thoroughly r radios ts the disease fra tbs system tbut the 'Hire is per mail remedy is Dr. Williams Piuk Fills fur Pals lHtople and the proof of tbs statement is found iu the experience ft Mr. T. 8. Wugar, of No. 73 Academy Street, Watertown, N.Y. He says : The pain was in iny joints and mfferiiign for over two years was bey os 1 description. There was an intense ism in iny shoulders tliat prevented me fro sleeping ami I would get up anil wslt the flisirat night. When I begun taking Dr. Williams Pink Pills the impnm-nieiwas gradual, but by ths time I lad taken four boxes I Was entirely cured and I lmvS not bail the slightest teach of rheumatism since that time." Mr.Wagnrs wife is also enthnaindio iu her endorsement of Dr. WUImsm Piuk Pills. 8he says : "I have tried the Sills myself for stomach trouble isd exierieuid greut relief from tluir use. My daughter, Mrs- Atwood, of dill street, Watertown, has used than for feinule weakness and waa much benefited by them. I regard Dr. Williitas' Piuk Pills for Pule People as an extremely valuable family medicine." Dr. Williams Pink Pills have cared the worst cases of bloodlessnesH, indigestion, influenza, headaches, liackaches, lulls go, sciatica, neuralgia, nervoususH, spinal weakness, and ths special diluents of girls and women whose blood supply becomes weak, scanty nr imu-la- r. The genuine Dr. Williams Piuk Pills are goanuiteed to be free from opiateinr auy harmful drugs and cannot injve ths most delicate system. At all ring-gis- ts or from ths Dr. Williams Madi-eiOo., Schenectady, N. Y., postpaid, on receipt of price, BO cents per box. six boxes for fa.60. not-This it - ne Snubbed in a Song. When "Father" Cummings, oice superintendent of the Little Wanderers Home at Boston, was nearing ths close of his career, he attended a night watch service at hie home church. The subject of the meeting was "The Brevity of Life. Filler Cummings closed his testimony by laying: "It may be but a month longer that I shall be here, perhapi a week, or even before the close of another day I shall be gone. He lad hardly seated himself when a yoing man in the back of the vestry started the old song: Ob, why do you will dear brother, oh why do you tarry so long?" VMS TUB FAHOUS Red Crom Bull Blue. Lares peeks eentiL The Ham Uompeny. South In tadjuit Books In London Libraries. 9,965.863 books In the public libraries cf I onrton. There are ITCHING SCALP HUMOR. Lady Buffered Tortures Until Cured by Cuticura Scratched Day . and Niaht. "Myscalp was oovered with little pimples and I suffered tortures from the itching. I was scratching all day and night, and I could get no rest. I washed my head with hot water ind Cuticura 8oap and then applied the Cuticura Ointment as a dressing. One box of ths Ointment and one cake of Cuticura Soap cured me. Now my head is euthely ciea;- and my hair is growing spltndidly. I have used Cuticura Soap ever since, and shall never be without It (Signed) Ada C. Smith, 309 Grand St, Jersey City, N. J. - Fire Insurance London. In The gross amount Insured against fire In Ijnndon Is A 1.010,351,455. h with subjects of many colors and races, amounting to over and twenty million souls, the Cxar of all the Russia will not be Invincible until he adopts Plllsburys Vitos as his regular breakfast diet one-hundr- Low Temperature of Trees. The average temperature of a tree Is under 60 degrees Fahrenheit, as against the 98 degrees of the human body. TEA Moneyback means that the tea is good and well worth the money. Cant mean anything else. tear jfdrn rrtanu joir mouty If Bkalh'fcMlinjrtiHwL joi dost Hard Work and Long Life. Almost every one with a generous acquaintance ran recall Instances in which hard work and length of days have existed amicably together. There Is small doubt but that to work hard nnd cheerfully means to work and live lung. TEA If you have a good grocer, stick to him; if not, don't you know one ? rhlUlat'a Sol la a oad klMwith. tootnl M Bsaaan Jap Catches Odd Fish. Japanese fisherman has caught at Honolulu s new and strange fish, which, so far as known, Is unique. The fish Is called the frog fish, because of the fact that besides fins and gills It has four well developed legs and feel, the feet being even provided with toe nails. A absorbed by granulated potash. The Instrument weighs about twenty-eigh- t pounds, but Is sure In Its action, and has been used successfully by the Paris fire department, where, in addition. portable electric lights with flexible cables form a part of the equipment, and thus allow firemen to penetrate dark and smoky rooms and cellars to save life or cut off gas or electricity, or perform some other useful duties. In mines the apparatus is valuable In esse of accidents due to p or explosion, nnd it la coming into extensive use for this purpose. Montreal Herald. fire-dam- clergyman preached Important to Mothers, carefully evtry bottle of C ASTORIA, e ml and r rsaady for lofante and cbildnn, tad oao that it la The Ideal Wife. A Chicago question was asked what they would Ilka to be when grown up. One little boy who had remained silent and thoughtful, was the last to speak, and this la what he said: "I think I'd like to be a god. "What do you menu? exclaimed one of the horrified eldera. "Well, you see there Is only one God now, and he has an awful lot to do and no one to help him." Boo a practical sermon on the Ideal wife. The necessary attributes he dwelt on especially were truth, gentleness nnd SO Ton. Tbo Kind Toa Hava Always BoaghL Far Onr Protection Against Vipers. queer ceremony la performed every year on the eighth day of September In the Valle Magglo, Lombardy, Italy. The region abounds In vipers. The celebrants form Into a weird procession, each person, man, woman and child, carrying a huge figure of a snake stuffed with cotton. As they pass along they weep and lament believing that by the expiatory ceremony they will render themselves proof against snake bites during the grape gathering. BVILD VP UTAH. We ask you to use Three Crown pro. ducts because they are the "beet of the good ones." Wo ask you to insist that your grocer supplies you with Three Crown goodo, because every time you buy a can of Three Crown Baking Powder-r 8plces, bottle of Three Crown Extracts, or a package of Three Crown Toa or Coffee, you are helping up an industry that has been helping to build up Utah for 18 years. We furnish employment to a largo number of people we want to furnish it to a larger number. These people build homes In our state, they help the grocer, the butcher, the coal min, the lea man, the clothier and dry goods merchant, and other lines by giving them that support necessary to their success. When others prosper VOU must share In their prosperity, and therefore It ia to our mutual profit and advantage that you incist on being supplied with Three Crown Products. We thank you for your past support and encouragement, and In anticipation of your further patronage. Respectfully, HEWLETT BR08. CO Balt Lake City, Utah. d Slow and Lucky. PerLapa there le no one trait that more differentiates men "unlucky from "lucky men than the carefully preserved habit of going slow. . . . I know men who are essentially "lucky" men In the common meaning of the word, and I have often noticed their calm, unhurried speech and action. Grand Maenxlne. TEA is better than most of ns pleasing appearance. To attain the realms of the .Ideal a know: good tea. Why do wife must be absolutely truthful to we drink common stuff? her husband; she should never criticise her husband, nor be n scold; she BcMIUaf'a Baal b mry paeka must look her best at all times, and Vaeklati Bow la Mali Oood Taa. it la n sin for her to he careless about Professional her personal attire In the presence of Berlin supports a professional her husband. who keeps scientific instituThese are the quite sensible points tions supplied with birds, nests and made during the course of the sermon, ! egga- but there was one essential virtue omitted. The reticence that will preTbne la mor Catarrfc ta thla netlos of the eons try SIX MONTHS CIRCLE TOUR 182. vent a woman from ever confiding to than li other dlmm put tupUar, ul until the laat tew ye n waa euppueed tub! ImnbX Jura treat people outside her home what trou- nany yaara due tun pniDoouced It a local dliaata and preaertbed local lemadlaa, and by eoauantly falllns Still Another Move by the New 8alt bles she may meet with there. to cure with local treatment, proaoonetd It laeurabla. Lake Route. But when are the clergymen going Science baa pruren Catarrh tuba a coaMltuUooal therefore require cuaeltiailuaal treatment. to tell the world what the ideal hus- Hall'a Catarrh The Salt Lake Route will sell round Cora, manufactured by F. J. Cbcacy ears on d Cow, Toledo, Ohio, (a the only Cncatltotloanl band should beT to Ixm Angeles, returning tickets trip HI doaea from la tbs market. It takes Internally la through San Francisco and Ogden, for drupe to a teaapouafal. It acta directly ea the blood one oiler of mueoue tbe aurfaeee aad tyitem. They $62.00, good six months. Tickets on There Was an Agitation. hundred dollars fur any ears It fall to core. sale by agents Salt Lake, Stockton, aad teetlnionlale. When the little man with two watch fur elreulan F. Addrsea: J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, Ohio. Fork, Eureka, Mammoth, Spanish chains had ascertained that the other Suld by Dnmtlita, no. Taka Hall'e Family PlUa ter ooortlpaUoe. Provo, American Fork and Lehl. man was from Powdervllle he asked: "Excuse me, but I want to ask after Rational and Feminine, 8peclal Hearse for Giant. a man whom I think lives In your The truth la women do not care A hearse had to be specially made town. His name Is Barclay." about food. When It's for themselves at Rawtenstall, England, for the .'Joe Barclay?" it ceases to Interest them. Women "Yes, that's the one. I used to know who live alone can never be trusted to burial of James Nuttall, "the largest man In Lancashire.' The coffin, him In Indiana. Is he In politics? all. It Is a sad commentary on which was six feet four inches long, est at I believe so. the sex that Eve should so long have three feet wide and two feet deep, "What party docs he belong to? resisted the seductions of that apple. was carried by twelve bearers. an "Hes agitator." What, of course, overcame her was Do you mean a labor agitator?" the desire to have something she Ask Your Dealer for Allen's Foot-Ea"I wouldnt exactly say that, but ' knew she ought not to have a per- A powder. It rests the feet Cures Swollen, know hes an agitator. fectly rational and feminine desire. Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching,all Sweating Feet But I dont exactly understand. Nails. At Druggists and The thing itself had no Influence over and Ingrowing25 cents. Accept no substitute. "Well, he was my opponent for the her; it might Just as well have been Shoe stores, Sample mailed FltEE. Address, Alien S. office of mayor last fall, and he agir an cigar-cutteY. as N. a apple. Liverpool Olmsted, LcUoy, tated things around so that I was (Eng.) Mercury. snowed under by over 400 votes, and Morally Improving Habit. The habit of dressing well grows have been agitated half to death by K C BAKING POWDER. on a man like the opium habit, hut his crowing ever since." Exchange. The Best Example of What a Pure its consequences, Instead of being disastrous. are delightful, and socially Viewed from a Business Standpoint Baking Powder Should Be In Qual- as well as morally improving. SarWalker and Goodrich are undertakity and Price. torial Art Review. ers and business rivals in one of our A popular and baking powder renorthern New England cities. At a quires two thing! first, that the food made shall bo absolutely wholesome; children's dancing party last February with it that It shall be sold at a reasonable the birthday of Washington was being second, prioe. In talking about the healthfulneaa of is an insubstantial thing but observed In n pleasing manner. Little powder, It must bo remembered Margaret Walker was the renter of baking baking powder ia not an article of diet a most substantial comfort. one animated group of children who that any more than compressed ymt. One were eagerly discussing something would be quite as objectionable for food aa A Big Claim. other, except that of the two, the bakthey had overheard concerning the the ing powder might he preferable. I have all man. my life leen made aware great We de not eat either baking powder or east. What we do eat is the biscuit and when death has seized or danger "Why, dont you know that Washraised with them. When placed npon threatened those I love. Thus no fear ington is dead? volunteered one little oreadtable no yeast remain In the bread and of evil the things ever disturbs me. so girl, proud of her superior wisdom. no baking powder In the biscuit. Both "Are you sure?" asked Margaret; leavening agents have been destroyed in certain am I that if the worst of all aeration and the baking; otherwise, in- calamities befel, I should know it on "papa didn't say a thing about It. I the stead of light bread and biscuit we should ihe Instant of Its happening, without guess Goodrich got him." d have a mass of heavy, dough. n brand. K C Baking tbe need of any human agency. HelOne Arts Surrender to Utility. Powder, is add under a 1500.000 guarantee en Mathers In the Dally Graphic. heslthfulnees and purity. There can George Washington was sitting for of lta no doubt that a baking powder so guarone of his numerous and highly differ- he anteed la absolutely wholesome and perfectentiated portraits. ly reliable. Even if it did remain in the fond it could do nothing hut good. "If I might venture a suggestion, We choose to sell tea ; and With regard to price, e baking powder aa the artist said, with becoming respect efficient and wholesome as ia possible to it goes from Alaska to and deference, I think a little less make can bo add, at a fair profit, for ono cent an ounce. If It oosts more tho prloo is V sternness of expression might be Mexico. "No," Interrupted the Father of His exhorbitant. Millions of pounds of K C Baking Powdor, this one intend "I for the made by the Jaques Manufacturing ComCountry. It's the tea! stamps of the twentieth cen- pany of Chicago,overhave been add at the above figure all K C the ; and country Yoar $rrorr rrturna 7 oar mtmtj if ytm Aew't tury." offers the best example at present on the Ilkittcbllkliiir'P Hwc. Composing his mouth Into the firm, market of what a good baking powder hould be, both In respect of quality and rigid lines now familiar to all of us, he Londons Deaths by Accident. waved his hand as a signal that the reasonable prioe. London's average death roll by acciartist might proceed. dent among males Is between four Postmaster Under the Leah. s Robert Cecil, postmaster at Tiptor, and five a day. London's male popuIn Postal Service. lation numbers 2,167,897, so that tbe reconvicted of Ore., The postmaster general has decided risks of death by accident are more in under sentence of ceived. to throw open positions In the city court, ten London than In the rest of the counpostofficcs throughout Canada to an' lashes on the bare back In public, re- try. Every two days throughout the He Js to h'.s sell class of cently. unfortunate preparing citizens, namely, nine I.ondnners are killed by unSix such persons are to property now and leave tbe count ry year violence. premeditated be appointed at once in the Toronto Man. The Richest postofllce and a proportionate number In other city postofficcs. They will Croesus was king of Lydia, a counrequire to be sufficiently educated to In the seventh cenGet -- lb.SchillingsBest; perform the ordinary sorting of mail try of Asia Minor. matter, and to be under the age of tury before Christ, and was renowned and follow directions. for his prodigious wealth. His counthirty years. Montreal Star. try was conquered by Cyrus and anIa oror? porkoro of RrhlUlnca Root Toa la a booklet: How to Ykr (in.nl T. Stringent Rule Against Intoxicants. nexed to Fersia. 546 B. C. His wealth One of the New York banks hus gave rise to the expression, "As rich A Practical Wish. adopted a most stringent rule against as Croesus." But with all his money At Atlantic use Its Intoxicants of tbe City last week. I heard by employes. he copld not buy food so wholesome, girl. Every man in (he service of the bank nourishing and palatable as Pille-bury- a good one from a has been required to sign an agreeVitos, the leading cereal food Her mother, seeing the new moon, took a quarter from her purse and ment that he will not even enter Any cf the day. wished on It. She then gave it to tbe place where Intoxicants are suld. child and told her to nuke a w ish and Valuable Marten's Neel Two young men who had signed this Four finger rings and seventeen It would come true. After the wish pledge were summarily dismissed brooches were used In the construc- was made the mother asked what It recently for taking a couple of women Into a fashionable r?aurant after the tion of a marten's nest which has been was, and the rhlld said: I wished 1 New York theater. dislodged from beneath the eaves of could keep this quarter. World. a house In Frugraore, England. bbl Bird-Catche- r. bird-catch- se effli-ie- TEA Great Monarch. Wealthier than any brother sovereign; master of legions, which number over a million; lord of more than of the surface of the globe, one-sixt- REPROOF FOR BOTH OFFENDERS Portable Breathing Apparatus an InCleverly Worded Rebuke Delivered vention of Much Merit by Scottish Divine. In Europe a respiratory and lifeA instance of a double reprooi good has been saving apparatus need with considerable success by miners, fire- occurred In a Scottish church. A lad men and others, who are required to named Merryweather was very Inat penetrate mines or apartments that tentlve during the service, greatly to are filled with smoke or nnbreathable the annoyance of the minister. His n gases, especially after accidents such father always composed himself forunas explosions. With this apparatus nap directly the sermon was well sufficient air and oxygen are carried der way, no that the boy could do aa he to support respiration for two hours, liked without paternal reproof. Tbe even while the individual la working. mlnliter could stand It no longer one The apparatus consists of a mask or Sunday, so he stopped suddenly la hie helmet, which completely covers the sermon and said: "John Merryweathface, but exposes the ears, so that er, if you continue to act in such an while the eyes of the wearer are pro- unseemly manner during divine wortected from the smoke he can hear ship I shall tell your father. I would tell him bow, hut he happens to be distinctly. There are connected with the mask asleep. From that day Merryweather two rubber bags one for the exhaled senior and Junior were model listenair and the other connected with the ers. Dundee Advertiser. . oxygen and the regenerated air. The Wanted to Help. former Is contained In steel cylinders, J. E. Dillon, writing In the Review and by means of proper reducing valves acts on ths sir after the car- of Reviews, telle thla story: Among bonic acid which has been exhaled is a group of happy, bright children the hard-bake- well-know- TEA - Deaf-Mute- wlfe-hcatln- deaf-mute- TEA 's er, |
