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Show ,rr Farmer Evidently Wm Not Coachman Could Not Understand That Train Had Precedence. Consid- ered Matrimonial Prize. Every one who bee lived soutb knows that peculiar brand of loyalty nmong old servants that expresses knelt in a profound conviction that i heir family la the fust family. Consequently, every southern town and rity is still full of fust families. .was This particular fust family making its annual pilgrimage to the White Sulphur Spmrs, the great coach laden with children and trunks ns well as the mistress, with her Old nearest and dearest relatives. 'I icon's master rode on horseback a little distance behind the ccach, and, ns they approached a railroad crossing, was 'astonished to see Simon rive calmly before a passing train, which hurled the coach one way, i orzos another, and family and trunks !i all directions. Galloping up he called to hla coachman: "Simon, you ( Id nigger, didn't you see that train You aaw it "Yaasuh." riming? coming, and deliberately drove upon i he track? What mode you do such Good Breeding, u crazy thing?" Well, you see, .dike sond breeding the grepi t of your thoughts and uctlons. al .'larse George," explained that bewil- least half the (lay, and he convinced hired individual, scratching his gray lhai good breed Jug Is, to all wordly wool, Ah I bought when dey see it's s Success ka'Idge, ilcy'd stop. cnaiificr.ticini!, what charity Is to all CV.i li.iia.i vlr(m8. Observe hovr it Magazine. i.loriis mo, It, and how often It r ivers the want of it. May yon wear it to .Women Teachers." idom, ami tot to cover you.--Lo- rd There nrc in tho I nlted States OLcc-.e- i field. women who are teachers of music .ml IO.IK'0 who are teachers of ait ml urtfsrs. Why the 8ky Look Blue. Altogether there are a It Is the atinoKidiere that mu I:; wirier of a million of women teach- rs. a!.y louk blue aad the moon yellow Them are 11.000 telegraph op-- IT wa could ascend to an ralr.ra who are womon. ulvvarlnn or T.o miles above the earth's surfaco ,,J that the moon is :i b.'l.niiiit. while, while tho Canary Birds In Church. would be biriclc, with the stars sky Children's day was celebrated recentshining as brightly i.i the daytime as at night- .- ly by the largest Methodist EpiscoI lie Header. pal Sunday school In Pennsylvania, that of, Siloam church, East Susquehanna fveutie, says the Philadelphia North Aiuuiicau. The school has 3,148 Quite True. A da: a of Norwich, t'nnu., primary pupils and all but a few of theni at(Scholars were given a language , les- tended the sjHiclal services. The girls son in which tho word 'organic" was were all dressed in white, and the to govern tlio senao of tho sentence solid rows of thorn, together with the One little fellow wrote better than flower docoriiiiona, made a pretty ho knew when he indited: "The spectacle for the church members and Italian la the most organic man on the visitors), who crowded the gallery. A dozen bird cageB, each containing A !he face of tho earth!" canary bird, were suspended from different parts of the high celling, and the little feathered songsters Joined in Borax Always Useful. Travelers will always find a small the singing with the children. The package of borax useful on their Jour Idea of having songbirds in a church On trains, as often In hotels, service is new, and every one present neys. the water supplied for washing is bard agreed Unit tho Innovation was a clevand drying oiv the skin, and a tea- er one. spoonful of liorix added to a basinful of water will make a wonderful differPeculiar Matrimonial Ad. ence. The following advertisement appeared in a Devonshire, Eng., newspaThe Legal Fare. per: Widower, no family, renting a Ambassador Bryce, at a dinner, mall farm near Klngsbridge, wants gave a young lady seme tips on Eu- a housekeeper; a ebapej-goinperson, ropean travel. And above all, he and one that has charity, which ia the love of God, preferred; with views said, don't fall to tip your cabman libof marriage, if the Lord prospers my erally. Hau'jms and would be cheap la London It one only ways and she be willing. Apply, etc. paid the legal fare for them, but he who tries to nay the legal fare well, Europes Nursery of VUca. he doesn't try it more than once. One People may contend what they day I saw an old lady atop a hansom, please a boat Paris, Berlin, Vienna and look up at the driver, and aay timidly: but whatever vlllamy flourishes Rome, Driver, I want to go to Ludgate Cirout there, you may be quite aura that cus. I see by the book that the legal of it In this mammoth fare la two shillings, if I give you there ia more ' metropolis (London), which la called three will you promise not to swear at On the continent Europe's nursery of me afterwards? " vice." Father Bernard Vaughan. Tamer !n lha Engllfh Ml1!' nir.lotis to marry, but hiu.is jvi-inet i i:ke up his mind bet.V!en Ji r harms pf a certain comely wlJ-.In M:e ir'thhurhood and her eiu.illy rbHii'.ii.g d.im;li(er. At last tie drier-mi:r- i in let chance solve the I'.eie Ifi.-.'Til bx lh' one aa I fu-- s.'t and off he In," he lnutn-red- , timed on Ills aniaiory errand. Uni whoa l;a arrived, Intli mother and In the doorway. wee I ' j Tv.:1 cried. "Here wre 1 coii in' to ox one o' Vn to marry me, an' I pw'ire the fust im siioud ha' th" thin. eo. lint there yo both- be r. I'll shot my eyes now, an' the nn ii.i fl:;ant want me mun go Th' one as slay Is my wife 'o .'.hutting his eye. ihe old ten solemnly; there fa tin r was a r ''i!ue:l chnckh1, hut when he optnid them both had sene. An W , w:-- t h-- oh-ie,- i.e-nll'- 31,-'T- -- t:-- r g four-wheele- ra Drugs In Food. Danger of Blocd Poisoning. The gravy from roast beef Is nearly as effective as any iron preparation in the relief of anaemia, and consequently also of the heart discomfort Experiments eonducted by a German surgeon prove that blood poison- In addition howaocompaaylng ft. ever, to red meat, many vegetables, it must be remembered, are able to contribute valuable proportions of iron to the dietary scheme. This is particularly true of the beet, yellow turnip, tomato and spinach. ing may easily result from allowing conversation around an operation. lie fou&d that the minute dropa of saliva expelled in the act of speaking contained on an average 4,373 bacteria, many of which are disease producers. Vermont Man Edita Korean Sheet Henry Hurlburt, editor of the Korean Review, published in Seoul, the capital of I'orca, and the only pa; or . Not Sure About It. You have myopia, haven't asked the eye dontor,' who had cal'. at fhe public library to look at reference book. "I don't know. said the nearsighted attendant, V . , ing at him; but If we have )tU It In the catalogue. , " in ia a that country printed in English, funner resident of Bennington. Vt., and was at one time a student in the 'high school at that placo. Hosa and Hoss. 325-a-- s ' resignation. r A ' Hin. . Why does the ilohor who find fault with women always attack the waist line? What about the wrought by face powders ni.d other cosmetics, hair dyes, and w a'l of which are much more common in our time than tight corsets. London Hospital. nils-chie- Owl's Appetite Its Undoing. Andy Baker, of Gilsum. N. 11., fo::-iiLat liis chickens were : rather mysteriously and rcsu.tcd ho . disa'-.iiri.'.'- capture Hie ialruder. As a result a , Retained Vitality Long. Last spring a farmer living near Memphis, Tonn., ur.cartlied a vessel containing corn while excavating near one of the forts made by the lie planted some of the u rcal. and, strange as It may seem. g.t mound-builder- s. a yield. The kernels were small In size und sooty blank In color. Cat's Peculiar Notion. cat belonging to Mrs. Martin Robertson of Swanbllle Center, Me., has a litter of four kittens. Tlie little ones were born in the woods a quarter of a mile from the bouse. Fur some unA largo owl is on exhibition In a stive explained reason the old m' will i..t window at Keene. Beyond a doubt have the whole in the hous-- at family the bird baa feasted on its last one time, but brings in two. which are chicken. allowed to remain for two days. Th?n these are taken bock to the woods avid the other two brought to the honiv. To Mer.d Hot Water Bags. She has yet to get the two sections A hot water bag will orttimes suddenly spring a leak wlien most need- of the family mixed. ed. Adhesive plaster placed over the break will step tfin Irak Immediately Whale's Immense Jawbone. and will siny In plac Lir quite r. while. Tlin Jawbone of a whalo of average It cat. easily be nnd proves size measures about seven feet In n ntu.-.sni!i:-- . ,ci;jr first uld lo an lougO).injured rubber article. Tba Circle. j r:":i-w-.d- t vN , r.w;5t A .,' Had Buelnaaa InathiaL Marching Gessa Norfolk geese were driven up to DWtod States Consul Halstead of London in thousands without losing Ihrmfqdhwik tolls this England, condition. It paid better before the story: - A' farmer notlsed customers days of railways to let the geese la the grocer's shop picking over the g transport themaelvts, Tho largest celery fo, find the drove mentioned wai one of 9, WO, bunches, and it occurred to him to which went from Suffolk, through take more pains with his celery and Chelmsford and on to London. They see if it would bring a better pries. took their Journey eaalTy, marching He bought soma pink tape and tied ten miles day. The ordinary days the celery with it in neat bunches march of the German army Is 13 and found that it sold quickly and miles only three miles better than brought more money. . After that he the peese. When Lord Oxford bet the marketed all his produce in the roost marquis of Qucensberry that a drove attractive manner, putting labels on of Suffolk geese would beat an equal hla fruit baskets with the name of number of turkeys lu a walk to Lon- the variety, wiping hla apples, select-ladon the geese won by 48 hours. and labeling hla tomatoes, treating bis fruit and vegetables i s if they were worthy of distinction. Hsn Changes Color of Feathers. Prof. William P. Ellla,' of Bucking- The fame of hia produce grew, be enham county, Pennsylvania, la the pos- larged hia business and became a sessor of a game heu which annually wealthy man all because of tbe pink I ape on the celery. changes her feathers to suit the varying seasons. Early In the spring the bon begins to show a few white feathr Value of an Idea. Good Ideas are too rare to be waitera, which continue to get more and more numerous until the first warm ed. Certainly many talented people days of May, when she regularly turns have unoommon ideas, but they will out in a suit of pure white. not take the trouble to work them Into This white dress she wears proudly practicable form. A clever little Beluntil the first days of early fall, when gian girl, aged only 14 or 15 years, haa a few black feathers begin to appear. originated a new wagon appliance The black feathers increase aa the which will be of definite value to both days follow each other and usually by horses aad men. She was watching Thanksgiving she haa resumed her some animals struggling to move a shining, coat of black. heavily laden wagon with ltd wheels tuck In tbe mud. The idea came to her that some Fatal Hand at Cards. or revolving axle might be invalusort Johann Maachlk, the electricity suable in auch a case. She went home perintendent In Krnppa great metal and with paper and scissors put her works at Berndorf, died suddenly while miniature into says practice, theory playing the card game tarok with friends in a coffee house. After a deal Home Notes. An expert aaw the child's model and Immediately grasphe announced radiantly: Tbia ia the best baud of my life. I go agat ultl ed its possibilities. Now the Belgian is taking up the little mo, that being the highest figure that government and she will make invention lady's can bo played, and very rarely obtained. The words were hardly out quite a fortune' out of her ltfca. of his mouth when he fell off hla chair, and when picked up wqp found to be Simplicitys Saving Grace. I like simplicity, said Senator dead, the excitement of auch a good hand having proved fatal to a weak Beveridgo. Simplicity saves us a lot of trouble, too. heart Two men met In front of the Blank hotel the other day and fell into a poSuperstitious Customs. litical argument They were ordinary, Many of our customs date back to everyday aort of men, but one of the dark ages and are based on super- them had an extraordinary flow of stition. We sit up with our dead because long ago our nucestors kept polysyllabic language. He talked half an and hla companion listened watch by night lest evil spirits come in ahour, daze. and bear the body away. "'And now,'. the speaker pompously We shake hands with the right perhaps you will coincide hand because that is the dagger hand concluded, with me? and means that we disarm ourselves The others face brightened up. in the presence of a friend. Why. yea; thanks, old man,' he anWe bow the head In passing others swered moving toward the because our ancestors were wont to barroom heartily, door. I don't care if I do. bow before the real yoke of the oppressor. Men bare their heads because they had to unmask in the days Destroyed Hia 8tatue. Within the last month there waa disof chivalry before the queen of beauty. played in the fine arts hall of the Toklo Industrial exhibition a marble Voice of Protest statue of a young girl bending over a "Who is that screaming so? asked flower which she held in her hand. the Inveterate Shopper of the shop Its sculptor, Shlkai Kitamura, becomwho come had out .Just of the girl Incensed at the Jurore who were ing room whence issued the !r.' runs. to make the awards,' determined to It'a a shoplifter, ' lied. punish themby destroying hie statue. b la She deciding j." chisel a So and mallet, wont to be got .cent 'And la queried the the ball and knocked off the head and Inveterate pper. 'arms of tha status before he could ha They t- - only unravetod.ten yards atoppad. of silk from her 'peraon- - when I left, the shop girl replied.. .. Switzerland and Luxury. Holiday makers will be interested, He Who Will Fall. He will certainly fall who hopes whether they are pleased or not, to to know men deeply and only to get learn that evei Switzerland la being affected by the modern craving for happiness, never to get anxiety, disluxdry. Eveiywhere on the heights tress, disappointment, out of know- aa in the valloya the simple inn is ing them; and he has mistaken the giving place to the grand hotel, in first idea of human companionship which the men dresa for dinner and who seeks companionships, friend the ladles change their toilets several ships and contacts with mankind dl times a is rectly and simply for the pleasure they those whoday. It to disconcerting to the mountains In repair will give him. Phillips Brooks. the hope of living the simple life there.- London Daily Graphic. On tha Wrong Track. r A on a Scotch rail '. Caught Alligator In Trap. way got leave to go and get married the Mindanao Herald: The Bays and was given a pass over the line. On the way hack he showed to the Mores of the little village of Tabuc, Island of Basilan, were. In new collector hla marriage certlfirat.-b- on the great- - atato of excitement the other mistake for hia pass. He atuUie It carefully, and then said: Eh, mon. day when they visited the town fish and 'found an alligator of size. youve got a ticket for a long, weari- trap some Journey, but no on the Cale- Their cries attracted the .attention or the officers of the Rover, who sent donian. S r to tljplr assistance. After several the alligator waa ready for carebpta Cheese gouffle.'v. ful measurement Stir a gill of cream Into a .cupful ot It waa 16 feet and dose Inspection. long and presented a grated cheese and add to this two very handsome set of Ivories. eggs, the whites beaten separately and ver light Season with pepper, salt and a suspicion of A School for Husbands Does every mother reflect, remustard; turn into a buttered bake dish and bake In a steady oven until marks a writer in Table Talk, that if she hae a son, she Is, in a way, conlight and brown. Servo at once. ducing a school for husbands, and that whether or not her daughter-in-laMaori Woman Greeting. shall rise up and call her blessed, The native women of Now Zealand whether or not there will be one the Maori, when they great rub noses and more happy household In the world or, rather, touch uoses, allowing them selves to stand in this position several depends largely upon her? The sort of men who make the best huabauda moments, making a rort of purring are those men who had the beat and sound. And, takiug Into account the wisest mothers. germ theory. It ia a much more bolsI-hicustom than kissing. Women Tends Lighthouse. Ida Lewis, keeper of the Lime Rock The Doing of hin.. Better keep away from that old light, in Newport harbor, at 66 years hayseed." cnutloicd tbe first bunko of age. Is etlll on the rock where she has been for 60 years and the number man. of lives she has saved haa Increased to Wla. for? the other. 18. Night after night she keeps the El cause 1 did that old fellow myvigil she has kept for more than 18,000 self a couple ef months atf) ller father was appointed Well, what man ha done man nights, keeper of the station In 1854 and. becan do. coming a paralytic, 17 years of the 25 that he was In charge the actual work American Club in London. devolved upon hie daughter. The latest form of club In London la the American Rendezvous, which Hlnt to Mother Nature. haa been established to receive the Natuah la a good Mothah, said traveling American and the colonial on a temporary visit to London. the Kentucky colonel. She supplies eve'y deficiency that la lackin' in tha human frame. '8 soon as anything is No Pure White Sugar, needed she's right theah with it ready There la no auch thing aa pure white fn her ban'. It won't be long now sugar. All white sugar, whether gran- - I'm thlnkln', befor1 ehe'l N ulated, powdered or in lonwa, haa 0f ua with eyes In the backs aupplyln' of ouah been bleached by a chemical proc- halds, so'a wo kin see when these CM heah automobiles la cornin. '. V""'-- TT - - ( ,;i V '? . V" '' , T v-- - ! best-lookin- . J. W. LAWDEDEE g , GENERAL MERCHANDISE Stocktoa, Utah W. A. FRAILEY IM FIRE WIIIES, CIGARS lib ttnjt to to 10 O Bra . Ya uuunuiaesBRi MARY E. BROWN Pulw if! Manta Gofioral . ' AND LIQUORS lb -- DQY OOODS. SHOES AnS anocEnws - &BIC3 eoj)fDtta . MMlS . R-- - H. GUNDRY . s TONSORIAL ARTIST nz ticket-collecto- . H. HENNEFER aad-yolk- After being married 24 hour p'i eastern young woman quit her h. j Valuable Souvenir. band and went bark to her U Dr. Wane, late headmaster of Eton Job. It be pointed out that vcy may jollege has been presented with an few wives get ? 2i a wck to spi r..i :i album containing the signed themselves. " Yet there are sui.J.'y of nearly every master and bo." few husbands who have that much who was at Eton at (ho time of hU to spend ou themselves, either. .... p'.iet.i-praph- t - MAJESTY OF THE FAMILY. C:i HIM. NOTHING THERE ft ?. - r.y Liconcod Barbor IB ihuhi RATI WiiM, IMH II MttffftMl Utah Herbs. wh0 hM a kitchen JfBh0USCk9epep r women have conducted Quite successful herb gardens In boxes on window-silla-need Inl r Th T not be herb trn depend- - sat " recp- in drying mint. Might for winter- tccks. suur7 if i: i future - 80aB- from the grrret use. paper1 5 30 KM m tv a fck Fiuk Wagons m dntfU t; Wtrk, gp.' ready e:,B' for Of a School That la Gone. This le the atory of a gentleman wd lady of tbe old school: As the Ury opens the lady ia boarding a tract car. The gentleman lmm'e- -' ataly rise, and offens her his seat. ie falls dead. But before expiring ' t!,,,; kB hln- - Then he falls 'J. fo there are two of themdead, at e and the verdict is to t effr-- : that it is time they were s ng away. puck. WWm STEADY . P. JC, HORAN WJtolRf Ma t, i 'Il - i nierica ' me only, CoreUL , Dtl!: fr6m Marie. own crucible h(4a tcU lhe clTnizatton of your country. s .t. s |