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Show NERVOUS PROSTRATION CURED Y OR. WILLIAMS' PINK PILLS. whole Mr. Harvey, the commuter, was painfully reading the latest story of the trusts' alleged wickedness when Mr. nulling, freight conductor off duty, shoved his labor Journal in hia face with a heavy finger laid upon a name at tbs top of a capitalized list of new executive officers of a great western railroad. There'll be harmony lu that board, all right. chuckled Mr, nulling. "Yon knew our old division superintendent, didn't youf -Only slightly, thank you, said Mr. llarvey, studying the name. A short stout Irish gentleman, with a cast, 1 think. The same, observed Mr, Bolting, with a glass eye, a bull neck, and short mustache. Just turnin, and them ahoulders, hey? I'll tell you about the time he had tall, thin German the gentleman who's runnin' the engine y up for dlscipllns Oh, dont!" pleaded Mr. Harvey. The whole train knows that story. Here, read this life Insurance piece. It's scandalous. Thanks, pursued Mr. Bolting, relentlessly, laying the newspaper of his full dinner pail. "The engineer used to have a dirty Dutch temper when he was firin' and so all hands just couldn't help plaguin' him, till one day the baggage master overdid It out on the branch line and got him family. A LUNATIC. Mans Queer Ju.nbl of Wards ranted the Inference. How Railroad Discipline Wlno In tho Long Run. y Toning uptho Blood and Nerves Pa-tl- ant Roeoverod Weight, Strength and Good Spirits. When tha nervous system is broken1 down from overwork, or wliatever cause, life loaea its joy. Not ouly is tha ner. ona victim a nfferer himself bnt ho la anally a trial to the THOUGHT HIM A NEAR- PRESIDENT NOW War- Prof. William Lyon Phelps of Tale recently told this story at New Havens chamber of commerce banquet: A hard drinker was told by hla doctor that he could be cured If evPry time he folt that he must have a drink he would Immediately take something to eat Instead. The man followed the advice and was cured, but the habit of asking for food hod become so fixed with him that once he was nearly locked np as a hinatle. Ha was stopping at a hotel and, hearing a great commotion In the room next to his, he peeped over the transom to sea what the matter- - was. He saw, and rushed madly down to the office end shouted to the clerk: "The man In 153 has shot himself! Ham sad egg sandwich, please!" A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE. How B. short-spoke- to-da- p - near-close- : one-eye- d d ' pea-jacke- t. Ampu- I have lived to know that the great of human happiness is this: secret veteran, of Never suffer your energies to stag- Frank RHEUHATISU AND Doremus, koosevelt avenue, Indianapolis, Ind., nate. Dr. Adam Clarke. NEURALGIA I had been says: showing symptoms of Garfield Tea, whirh is guaranteed under kidney trouble from the Pure Food and Drugs Act, is the best tbs time I was mus- remedy fur const ipat ion, tered out of tbs army, and indigestion. It purifies tha blood and hut In all my life I eleansea the system. never suffered as in Happy is the man that eats only for 1897. Headaches, hunger, and drinks only for thirst, and sleepless- and lives by reason, not by example, ness, first, and then and provides for use and necessity, dropsy. I was weak not for ostentation and pomp. Sen- and helpless, havltg tun down from 180 to 125 pounds, was having terrible pain In the kidPrize for the Unmarried. The latest novelty in bazar attracneys, and the secretions passed almost h voluntarily. My left leg swelled un- tions is that Introduced by the Spring-sid- e til It was 34 Inches around, and tha Wesleyan chapel, Rawtenatall, factor tapped it night and morning England. A wedding cake was cut np, mill I could no longer stand it, and and In one section was concealed a Llpplncotts. then he advised amputation. I re- - marriage certificate. It was announced The Proved Remedy SPLENDID APRIL TONIC. Doan's and fksed, Kidney that the bachelor or spinster securing began using For Over 50 Years. the chunk Pills. The swelling subsided graducontaining the document Pries 23c and 90s Easily Prepared at Homs and Harm- ally, the urine became natural, and all had the opportunity offered to be marof coat ried free within 13 less to Use. next the ay pains and aches disappeared, have been well now for nine years months by the Rev. J. Dennetts. This is known as face using Doans Kidney Pills. People seldom improve when they Time, especially among the older For tale by all dealers. 50 cents 32 1 Thoffipwi Ey Watty folks, who always take something dur- box. Foster-MllbuCo., Buffalo, N. Y. have no other model but themselves to copy. Goldsmith. W. N. U- - 8alt Lake City, No. 16, 1907, ing this month to clean the blood of A 940,000 TREASURY ROBBERY. impurities and build it up. The following Is the recipe aa given authority, and any- Clever Work of Detective Revealed by a one can prepare it at home: the Thief. Fluid Extract Dandelion one-hal- f In ounce. Compound Kargon one ounce, The robbery of the Compound Syrup S&fgaparllla three Chicago recalls the fact that the ounces. treasury department In Washington Get these simple Ingredient! from was the victim of $40,000 theft about 'Are both symptoms of organic deto any good pharmacy and mix by shak- 31 years ago. At first, although no rangement, aud nature's wanting women of a trouble which will sooning well in a bottle. The dose is one reasonable explanation of how the er or later declare itself. teaspoonful after meals and at bed- tUng could have been done by an outHow often do we hear women say, time. sider could be given, it was assumed seems as though my back would It unto one that It was the work of some Everybody should take something Yet they continue to drag break. help the blood, which becomes Impov- connected with the office in which the and suffer with aches in the along erished and almost sour after the win- robbery occurred. It was not long, small of the back, pain low down in ter season, especially those who are however, before a clever detective ffaa side, dragging sensations, nervousness and no ambition. subject to Rheumatism, Catarrh, Kid became acquainted with tha fact that They do not realise that tbe baelc ney and Bladder trouble. oie of the clerka who might bave bad It Is salli that one week's use of this access to the bundle of hills was acmixture will clear the skin of sores, quainted with a professional gambler a diseased condition of the feminine organs or kidneys, and that aches That discovery of shady antecedents. pimples or bolls. and pains will continue until the cause is removed. This is sound, healthy advice, which solved the problem. A little patient will be appreciated by many readers. watching resulted in catching the gambler with the stolen notes, and made from native roots and herbs has been for many years the moat Clever Trick of Tramp. tka rest was easy. The clerk was arsuccessful remedy In such ewea. No other medicine ha such b record A queer comedy of cheating is now was rested, and, while In confinement, of cures of feminine ills. causing much amusement In Paris. Miss Lena Nagel, of 117 Morgan St, Buffalo, N. Y., writes- :- "I was given to understand that he was beA laborer named Bedasne, living at worn out and on tbe verge of nervous prostration. My back whereupon he confess 3d tha completely trayed, Ymonvllle, In the Eure et Loir, went robbery, which was accomplished by ached all the time. 1 hsd dreadful periods of pain, was subject to fits to Melun with two pounds in his ekoving the package of notes, all of of crying and extreme nervousness, and waa always weak andme.tired. cured In this liquor, luge denominations. Into a position Lydia K. llnkham's Vegetable Compound completely pocket Having spent Female cures Complaints, E. Compound Pinkhams Vegetable on Lydia ha conceived the idea of getting vhers they could ba "snaked up such as Backache. Falling and Displacements, and all Organic Diseases. to Paris for nothing. hook. a with with a cane provided Dissolves and expels Tumors st an early Mage. It strengthens and Finding an empty third-clas- s tones the Stomach. Cures Headache and Indigestion and invigorates he fastened a flannel belt the whole feminine system. Encourage Saving. round his neck, stuffed a handkerchief Women The wise father and mother will Into his mouth, pitched his empty niver discourage the fancies of their Invited to are weakness female form of from Women any suffering 'purse onto the opposite seat and, ly- cUldren for accumulating things. It Mrs. i'inkbam, Lynn, Maas. Her advice Is free. write a had and first then, sleep l natural ing down, Instinct, Inborn In tha when Paris was retched, refused to most of people, and given a little give any sign of life till the alarmed thought and care by the older beads station staff poured a cordial into his be turned to good account If mouth. Ey child begins to collect pretty Then he was taken to a hospital, pebbles or shells st the seashore dont AND EDGE where he told a story of being at- throw them out but let them form IH0EI GJUMOT K EQUALLED AT MIT FRIGE. f. L DOUGLAS SAM BUT tacked by three men, but police ques- the basis of a little geological cob SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AT Alt PRICES tions becoming too difficult he st lection, and with proper guidance tbs Men. HliOM.es to SI. fiO. Boy. KIiom. 03 to S1.A. Womi-l'-l last related his stratagem, and was youngster will soon be looking upon Hhool,S4 to O1.0C. MImm A Children. Shoe., ea.S5 to OI.CO. W. 1,. DourIm slums are recognised by expert judge, of foutweai haled from his sick bed to prison. ticks and stones" with an Interested be the beet in style, fit and wear produced In tbl. country. Kacl to London Clobe. detail of the making is looked after and educated eye. part of the shoe and every and watched ever by skilled shoemakers, without regard to time or cost. If I could take you into my Urge factories all Old Wall Street Character Dead. Ho only Is advancing In life whose I Douglas L Brockton, Mass., and show you how carefully Van Schaick ft Co., one of the old- heart Is getting softer, whose blood shoes are mwle, ym would then understand why they hold tlielr shape, fit better, est stock brokerage houses in New warmer, whose brain quicker, whose any other make. wear longer, and urn of greaterla value than whir.IIIprain-- th. wruvr nbnt hteh W. I. IXHUrUa him .iidprtre Hwuiird on U York, have Just lost their oldest and spirit Is entering Into living peace. H. rtweMolerawnTWlmie. by and l.tmnr .Iran. il.kr R.MinUlul.. Jmtfcuttr EnteU utrd tztluiittv. L'mimitt mmitdjrt. W. L. UOlOtAt, nctlH.Mn most famous customer. Almost up to Ruskla. the time of his death a few days ago, he would drop in occasionally to ask Mr. Gorham, Derby Crandall or Col. Handy how the market was going. Ha kept in touch with the market nob withstanding hia great age 95. RusSo-Call- ed sell Sage was one of his chums, and ha used to make all manner of fun of the miser, who was nearly six years his Junior, patting him on the back of an injurious character, which indulge in extravagant and unfounded pretensions and calling him kid "little boy, to cure all manner of ills, and the etc. Nervous breakdown is often gradual, appearing at first to be merely an nnn. anal fretfulness. Dr. Williams' Pink Fills tone np the nerves in the moat direct way and not only com "i'" troubles bat serious disorders as welL Ur. W. W. Monroe, of 16 Haul Park, Everett, Haas., aaya: About four years ago this September X became all run down from overwork and from confine ment to work during warm weather. For two months I grew steadily worse. X lost in weight and strength and bad no appetite. My memory failed me quite rapidly and I became in a very low state, both physically and mentally. I took no interest in life, neitlier in business nor recreation. In my position, as foreman in a large manufacturing chemist's establishment in Boston, a good memory is absolutely essential to sucoess because of the immense amount of detail that must be carried in the head. X grew very despairing, could not bear to have people meet me and my friends remarked on my condition. About tjie middle of December a friend told me one day that he bad tried Dr. Williams Pink Pills and found them reliable. I commenced taking them and at the end of two vgeks tlie change for the better was remarked by friends. I continued using the pills until I was thoroughly recovered. I regard them as a fine remedy and make this statement voluntarily in gratitude for the benefit goin. X reoeived from them. Mr. 'Harvey sank back. Through These pills actually make new blood d and have cured such diseases aa rheaeyelids he watched the matism, nervous and general debility, smooth, spiral revolving of the nervous headache, neuralgia poles a tj,e tiler shot along, and even partial paralysis and locomotor graph Mr. Bolting, like the train, went on. ataxia. As a tonic for the blood and The pair Say, It wai scsndIous! nerves they are unequalled. and If yon are a sufferer from any disor- of em fought all over the sidin Pullder of the blood and nerves write for switches in plain sight of the proof of what Dr. Williams Pink mans and all them swell commuters. nils have accomplished in cases similar They held her, too, for nigh on to two to yours. Every testimonial used by minutes before the rest of the crew this company is carefully investigated could drag em back on their jobs. before being published and is authentic. had two full days to think They Dr. Williams Pink Pills are sold by all druggists, or direct by mail, postpaid, on It over before things happened. Then receipt of price, 60 centsDr.per box, six the baggage master got shifted to a Williams losg, heavy, local run where he boxes for 93.60, by the Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y. wouldnt have time to rag firemen or anythin' else but trunks and baby Soldiering In China. wagons, and the fireman was ordered Corporal Frank Hayden, of the upstairs. army recruiting station, who spent a The boss believed in settlin' things year of army service In China, says man to man. When there was trouble It is a good country to soldier In. on the road hed find out who was at "The worst thing about China and the bottom of it, and then, like as the Islands, be said, "is that theres not, he'd call tLe man up to his priao one to associate with except the vate office, snap the door, and tell natives. Otherwise theyre good him what he thought about It till the places, China especially, to do mili- man would hit him or quit. tary service. Food of good quality is I recall, said Mr. llaryey, he told very cheap. We could buy 175 eggs the Y. M. C. A. that good railroad mathere for 50 cents American money terial was very scarce, and that when or one dollar Mex. Ten cents would the road got the men It wanted It buy a fine fat chicken and 60 cents a offered them every inducement to " good sheep. The Chinese are good Dont interrupt, snapped Mr. Boltcooks and we could employ one for a ing. And then, aa I was sayin', hed very little money over his board." give discipline accordin', with never a Kansas City Times. cent to pay. He didn't go much on finin or suspendin'. Queer Names of Jurymen. So he spoke his piece to the fireAmong those drawn for jury set man and the fireman told him he Ice for the April term of court In wouldn't dare say that to him out on Franklin county are: Mr. Button, Mr. the tracks. The boss said it all over Haaty, Mr. Curl, Mr. Lord, Mr. Dyer, right there, and the fireman told him Mr. Cook and Mr. Pear. Kansas City he was too old and too little, and Star. man that he wouldn't hit a anyhow. Then the boss said things about the Dutch in general and the Prussians In partic'lar, and told the fireman he was some other kind of a 'fraid cat beside. Not hearln' nothin' for half an hour, the chief clerk called the operator and the private secretary to back him up and open the door. Say, It was scand'louB. There was the superintendent of division and the fireman lyin on the carpet huggln each other. They'd upset every stick ROMANTIC DEVONSHIRE. of furniture exceptin' the big desk. Into a window slammed that Theyd Made Famoue by Philpotts and swept it clear. The boss's bad The Land Novels. out his of head knocked was dean eye fireman The was shut and tother Philpotts has made us familiar with couldn't see out of either of his, romantic Devonshire, in his fascinating boss the And there neither. they lay, Children of the The River, novels, and the fireman, both clean winded etc. The characters are very Mist," and still each passin' other, huggln' human; the people there drink coffee each other love taps, like innercent You can Identify with the same results as elsewhere. A children. Alabastine by writer at Rock House, Orchard Hill, on worked the trade mark, but you Well, a company doctor North Devon, states: Bidcford, em till after dark before they was . cant fully appreciate all the 30 years I drank coffee for For An their to wives. home send reasons why you should fit to breakfast and dinner but some 5 years the boss didn't tire the fireman, neithIdentify It unless you I found that It was producing indiWrits tnda? fnr tmriHM and fan er. He gave him a locomotive of ago and was makand heart-burn- , infnnnatlnn about bow yon ew Biaks gestion out. was his own before the year your brans mors baanUfal at llttls me These sympat restless ing night axpanas by Ming lb But these trusts are simply awtoms were followed by brain fag and AMnatinslia sanitary writ mrctu must voters We get together a ful. Ins Uwt serum lUiimly wonderful sluggish mental condition. man In a wonderfully (I: the next big election. suggested Mr. When 1 realized this, 1 made up my Tha Alabaallne Co., his for reaching Harvey, wearily tiuMUl Are., Bread mind to quit drinking coffee and It trlOOWMflff Utah , AbfaOne InUL newspaper. read ol Postum, I concluded to fttnMivIcfcClv. Mr. Bolting quickly transferred, it having I had it carefully made, accordtry it to bis own inside pocket. to directions, and found to my ing "Same as me and you and the rest at the end of agreeable of the train did last time, hey? he week, that surprise I no longer suffered from his retorted, pleasantly smiling upon or brain either Indigestion, heart-burcompanion and close buttoning his fag, and that I could drink it at night Cheer up. leather-lineand secure restful and refreshing The comet's cornin. sleep. Since that time we have entirely discontinued the use of the old kind of Condemns Moral Parasites. A Jewish clergyman In Brooklyn coffee, growing fonder and fonder of Postum as time goes on. My digestive writing about people who habitually organs certainly do their work much attend services at tho synagogue withbetter now than before, a result due out contributing toward Its maintenance calls them moral imrasites and to Postum Food Coffee, I am satisfied As a table beverage we find (for all describes them further as Individuals the members of my family use it) that whose religious life steals Its substance from others.' Ho says there when properly made It Is most refreshare women parasites also and that ing and agreeable, of delicious flavor he has known women "to beat or steal and aroma. Vigilance Is, however, DoYfruKhowVI necessary to secure this, for unless tbe ltaelr way through religious life." servants are watched they are likely to neglect the thorough boiling which Weedy. wants to know a good It must bars In order to extract the Maude cereal. Name given method of exterminating weeds from goodness from the Made for aN kind Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Ever by having try flower garden. of wet work or sport her "The Road to thim extracted by a painless dentist, Read the little book, "There's a rear SOLD EVERYWHERE in WellvlUe, pkgs. Maude? Exchans" son. . soft-simke- n, a Veteran Was Saved the tation of e Limb. Carpets caa he colored on the floor with FADKLKSS DYES. Ask your 10c per psclutge. druggist. rt'TNAM dis-slne- ST. JACOBS OIL Blood-Cleanin- well-know- n BACKACHE y AND DESPONDENCY t i.3riS5$l&3SaK; Helena nagel Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound Mrs. Pinkhama Standing Invitation to W. L. DOUGLAS SHOES tuwoiu $3.50 $3.00 Patent The General Condemnation of or Secret Medicines National Legislation Enacted to Restrict Their Sale have established more clearly than could have been accomplished in any other way The Value and Importance oi Ethical Remedies. Remedies which physicians sanction for family use, as they act most beneficially and are gentle yet prompt in effect, and called ethical, because they are of Known Excellence and Quality and o! Known Component Parts. of the world and the approval of To gain the full confidence of the the that essential is component parts be known to and the most eminent physicians, it California the Syrup Fig Company has published for many therefore, and, approved by them, full statement thereof. The pera and upon every package years past in its advertisements fect purity and uniformity of product which they dernahd in a laxative remedy of an ethical character are assured by the California Fig Syrup Companys original method of manufacture, known to the Company only. There are other ethical remedies approved by physicians, but the product of the California Fig Syrup Company possesses the advantage over all other family laxatives that it cleanses, sweetens oml relieves the internal organs fn which it Acts, without without having to disturbing the natural functions or any debilitating after cflecu and increase the quantity from time to time. This valuable remedy has been long and favorably known under the name of world-wid- e acceptance as the most excellent of Syrup of Figs, and has attained to laxative its as and principles, obtained from Senna, are we.l pure family laxatives, of the world to be the best of natural known to physicians and the name of Syrup of Figs and Elixir elaborate more the we have adopted laxatives, be will Senna, as more fully descriptive of the remedy, but doubtlessly it beneficialalways its effects, to and of of name get shorter Syrup Figs called for by the California l ig Syrup Co. always note, when purchasing, the full name of the Company whether of simply call for Syrup you front every package, plainly printed on the of Figs, or by the full name, Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, as Syrup of tigs tig and Elixir of Senna is the one laxative remedy manufactured by the Californiawhich of Figs, the known name, heretofore Svrup same the and by Syrup Company, druggists has given satisfaction to millions. The genuine is for sale by all leading of one size only, the regular price in States United packages the original throughout of which is fifty cents per bottle. Company, filed with the Every bottle is sold under the general guarantee of the is not adulterated or misD. the C., remedy at of Washington, Agriculture, Secretary branded within the meaning of the Food and Drugs Act, June 30th, 1906. Well-Inform- Well-Informe- d CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. Louisville, K f. San Francisco, CaL U. S. A. London, England. New York, N. Y. , |