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Show With Uncle Sam's Regular Elephants Had Flna Feed. d an extraordiFive nary acme at the goods station of Bom Facta About Army Life patignollts the other day. They are and the Treatment, Proepecte being kept at the station while quar-terand Facilities for education are being got ready for them, but f the Men. managed to break loose from their tablea. At this time of yea the It mutt be borne In mind, says a for leading a dispatches enormous consign- arlier. ihat one ments of fruit, which the elephants happy life in the United States army to devour. la good behavior, and If any voice scenting nt once Ik Cherries, peaches, apricots and straw- from the ranks tells a tale of linnere-turberries by the hamperful hardships endured, or other Some porter at a prodigious rate. grievances, It la certain to be merely ought to stop the dessert, but the the nutmal result of bad conduct, and elephants, uslj-- tin Ir trunks like cud- pf leading a lay and dissolute life, gels. simply flopped them away and tnd the same man would have fared went on eating until they were lib yqually had In any other walk of life, erally gorged with fruit. Then they pr that he la Inexprrlcnred and does went hack to their stables of their pot know how to care for himself or own accord. I.ondnn 01ole. falls to attend to the directions received. The nr::y Is r.ec':ri!y governed and strict by '"'.y -- t obedteu" It required of all. for withThe indulgence in tea is out this nothing could be done, and the world as a so very slight, that the what la now viewed byforce would bemagnificent fighting no more uae than an armed come of attention, pleasure Soldiers cn-air- ata-tlo- n y TEA- s, escapes unless one waits a bit Write fur Mr KnnrlHm Book, CMBpMjr, itoft A. - n- mob. kkllllif ft While the ordinary citizen may view with some contempt the proffer of 13 a month for his dally work, still how many toiling eight, ten, and sometimes sixteen hours, are making on an average of $U0 a month, or an Income of $720 a year? This la what the average soldier In the United States army la getting today, when all clothing, medical attention, medicines. hatha, free gymnasium, libraries, with books of all sorts, magazines, periodicals, post exchanges exclusively for the soldier's use where he may purchase at coat auch soft drinks and articles as may be deemed necessary for hla comfort, and where may be found billiard and pool tables and a good supply of games, auch as chess, checkers, dominoes and cards, can be taken Into consideration. In addition to this. If the soldier be a good tradesman, carpenter, mason, teamster or any kind of workman or a man with a fair education, or It may It mentioned that even when a man If he Is not up to hla work, he to-da- y Hours of 6lcep. Our ancestors had an adage that all hours' sleep was the proper quantity for a man, aeren for a woman, and eight for a fool, says the Whether It la that the strenuous Ufa ci the present day la akin to foolishness, or whether It la a simple phenomenon of evolution, it la certain that many of our busiest men And allowance none too the long for them. The quality of a man's work soon deteriorates If ha lakes Insufficient rest. d Plso's Cure Is the best medicine we ever used sod lun. Wn. Ebdslbt, Vanburen, Ind., Fib. 10, IWU hr sll affections of the tbrosl a Start a Turtle Farm. As there seems to be ao much about the turtles, why don't soma one fen oa off some salt water and itart a turtle farm? There are tenpin farms; then why not logger head farms ; the eggs are easy to hatch and the turtles would not be subjected to Jlggen and sorehead Ilka ohlckens, and aa the wild turtles an about to be exterminated, the tame onea would aax-let- bring good Times. prices. Sarasota y (Fla.) TEA When we say we we, mean your grocer. Ht?s we and we're he. Moneyback does it Tccr freer raMuaa year MM? II yen teat Uhl Nothing to Talk About. 1 don't sea how they find much to talk about, aald a woman, apeaklng envldusly of the friendship of two ether women. Neither one baa ever had a surgical operation. TEA We are not a peopl e ; tea-drinki- ng we should be steadier, if we were. Do It Now. to make a trip anp about are It you where, let me know. Pleased to give you full information a to low rates plenty of em this summer train aer rice, etc. "The Snnta Fe" trade marl la the sign of safety, speed and ease. a F. WARREN, & S. F. Salt Lak Ry.. City. Utah. Preserve Norways Forests. In Norway there la a law which pn hlblta any person from rutting dowj a tree unless he plants three sapling! In Its place. TEA We stand or fall by our tea Schillings Best and were not going-dow- n. TwniwmSmurwWltmtotHba Germ Destroying Solution. The inspector of the disinfection of flea of Turin, Italy, has instituted an Innovation In destroying germs In dwellings. He uses a X per cent solution of sal soda for claanaing the a floors, whereby the bacilli of and typhus are killed In one minute. dipb-therltl- m the fa Howe Ball Blue. Lancs package Tbs Kuhn Company, South Bend, lad. Rad Cross Mala Catarrh and Cold. A person suffering from any HE WA8 NOT WORRYING. Bank Depositor Willing to Draw Check for Overdraft. Frits Hlminelsdorf, a butcher In a mail western town, kept hla money on deposit at the one bank the town boasted. While not very well versed In the Intricacies of banking ha was very proud of the fact that he possessed a bank account and never failed to write a check when he waa compelled to pay out an amount, however small. One day, through some mistake, he drew a check for an amount somewhat in excess of hla balance at the bank. Next morning William Jonea, the collector for the bank, came to the shop where the butcher waa chapping hamburger steak to the tune of Ach, du Lleber Augustin. which ha waa very earnestly whistling. "Mr. Hiraraeladorg, aald Jonea, "you have an overdraft at the bank amounting to $4.63." "Ach, laa dot ao? aald Frits slowly. "Valt till I get my check book. Billy, and I gif you a check for it" Vernon Wilder In Harper's. to-da- y s EDITOR WANTS A COOK catarrh, whether of the head or cheat, should sleep alone and If possible without another room occupant. Towels, soap, ate., used by the patient should not ba touched by any other person. No one should "taka hla breath and kissing must he forbidden by the domestic However,, many good parliament folks have lost faith In all precautions. When any member of the family has a cold they aay resignedly that It la hound to go through the house anL te tall the truth. It usually does. LADY. Manifold Inducements Offered far the Right Party. We are willing to enter Into a contract with a party desirous of performing the culinary duties of our little household! We will pay more than anybody else in town, will give every afternoon off and no cooking on Sundays. The good wife will wait if there la a rush at the table; now, we don't mean a rush of grub, but a rush for a location. We are trying to mortgage this plant; If we succeed we will purchase an auto, if we can raise enough to pay the first payment and freight, of course. Thla vehicle la at the pleasure of the "H. G. and her friends. All we ask la notice each morning when' we are preparing qpr coffee and sinkers, which wa vfifa, of course, expect to do if we got anything that day. Now, if this la not enough inducement then stay where you are and atarve to death and see If we care. For further particulars write this office and a stamp will be returned. Echo. Ore.. News. SECRET POLICE OF PARIS. Says Ha Has Found Doan's Kidney Pills Invaluable in Treating Sick Kidneys. Hon. Timothy D. Sullivan of Now York, Member of Congress from tha Eighth New York District, and one tba Democratic leaders of New York State, strongly recommends Doan's Kidney Pills. Four Branches of Organization, With , Varying Duties. Yon cannot go anywhere In Paris without meeting the secret police, although you would never recognize observed a Briton familiar them, a 1th tba French' capital. Thera are four divisions of these uniformed crime detectors. The first division ie known as the Surety, the business of which is to track down known criminals and capture them. They are daring, wily and resourceful fellows, and It ia a clever malefactor Indeed who can evade them. Another body of this plain clothes police looks after the tenants of lodging houses and hotels. They take note of all the arrivals and departures, and gather statistics regarding the workmen in the factories, the aick In hospitals and private houses, and ao forth. A third division occupies itself with political plotters, agitators and gambler. At meetings of a seditions character they mingle with the crowd, and (to disarm suspicion) applaud aa loudly aa anybody, and Join In denunciations of the government They appear In gambling dens aa gamblers themselves, and they also keep a quiet watch on the regular police. The remaining division consists of elegantly dressed persona who watch over the president and protect him not only from assassins, but also from bores and cranks. Cassell's Saturday Journal. - Senator Snlll van writes: "It la a plea ure to endorse a Ilk remedy Doan's Kidney PUle, having found them ol value eliminating the d 1 a t r e a i caused by aid kidneys, and li restoring those organs to a conditio: of health. My experience with yout valuable remedy waa equally as grati fylng as that of aeveral'of my friends Yours truly, (Signed) TIMOTHY D. SULLIVAN. Foater-MIlburCo., Buffalo, N. Y For sale by all druggists. Price, C( cents per box. greatest in n Amethyst for Topers. Amethyst la from a Greek word signifying a remedy against drunken ness, it being supposed that wine drunk from a cup made of amethyat would not Intoxicate. TEA You can have good tea if you want it, wherever you are. Tear eroaarNtiuaa year maacy If yaa Sant Ilka . VkUUaf-lBM- Intelligence and the Voice. Just aa people are trained to use their Intelligence ao they ought to be trained to uae their voice. Bishop of Bristol. Here Is Relief for Women. Mother Gray, a nurse la New York, discovered splesssntherb remedy for womens ills, celled AUSTKALIAN-LKAIt is the only certain monthly regulator. Cures female weaknesses, Backache, Kidney and Urinary troubles. At all Druggists or by mail fill eta. Sample mailed FREE. Address, Tha Mother Gray Co., Lelioy, N. Y. "Firedamp. and "Firedamp "afterdamp," words brought Into terrible prominence In many disasters in mines, preserve the older English sense of damp" vapor, and especially noxious vapor. Precisely where the word came from philology does not know, tgit the earliest existence of ita uae quoted by Dr. Murray's dictionary la Caxton'a (2480) "after the dragon shal come a goot and ther ehal coma out of hla noatrel a domp that shal betoken honger and greta deth of Bacon la one iff the writers peple. of his time who apeak of the "damps of mines. Damp gradually came to be applied to visible vapors, such aa evening mlats, nnd the transition to the sense of moisture la obvious. But In damping down a furnace one finds a relic of the verb damp In the sense of "suffocate. two-gulne- a, Tha Good Mixer. half-guine- a Had Grievance. pieces, and came to be ao callHere la a good story about an elder ed because many of the new coins of the kirk: In a northern congrega- were minted from gold brought from tion in the north of Ireland there waa Guinea by the company of Royal Adin elder famous for hla persistent venturers of England trading Into No church meeting In Africa. The royal order to the mint grumbling. which he took part was ever known added that these pieces were te ut to be unanlmoua on any point, and In marked "with a little elephant In such hla horns the same spirit kept all In convenient place as yon shall Judge constant turmoil. On Sunday morn- fitting, which we Intend aa a marke of ing when he waa on hla way to meet- distinction and an encouragement ing, he was overtaken by a neighbor, unto the said company In the Importwho aald, "Man, Jamie, I had a grand ing of gold and silver to be coined. dream about you an' me last nlghtr 1 dreamt we were both in heaven, an' Shrewd Father-In-Law- . going about to see the sights. An was the Idea of a barVery original when I met ye once I aald, 'Well, on hla daughter becoming Jamie, everything will rlease I bere, ber who, to hla assistant, determined surely. All's right at last!' An ye engaged to her dowry by her sweeregulate never said one word, but Just snapped off yer crown and aald, 'Do ye call thearts ability. A certain sum waa accordingly set aside, from which a that a fltr" fine was deducted every time tha fiance chanced to cut a customer when READ ON OLD TOMBSTONES. wielding a razor. Thla had the effect of putting him upon hla mettle, and Two Quaint Inscriptions That Gava hla reputation aa an easy shaver soon Strong Testimony. so Increased the shops clientele that I waa a visitor to the West cemetery on hla daughters Figaros In Litchfield a few days ago (where extra takings more marriage than compensated my bones will ultimately rest, unless I for the money ha was called upon to am unfortunately drowned at sea) And disburse. after inspecting the tombstones of ancestors I waa Interested In reading College Dons Mistake. the inscriptions on soma others, to wit: Jewet enjoyed the company of tho "Hare llei the body of Mary, wife of Dr. John Buel, Eaq. She died Nov. pretty women whom ha Invited to I 4th, 1768, set. 94. having had 13 chil- Balllol, but never heard of hla In love. One day a young lady dren, 161 grandchildren, 274 greattold him It would make her ao happy 22 grandchildren, total 410; 33$ survive her. 4f he would marry her. Upon which Another: Sacred to the memory of ha assured her that he was much Inestimable worth of Unrivalled Ex- touched by her proposal, but that ho cellence A Virtue, Mrs. Rachel, wife could not entertain It. aa he had long up all thoughts of matrimony. of Jerome B. Woodruff, daughter of given to explain that aha waa hastened She Norman A Lola Barber, whose etherial to some one else, and that parts became a seraph May 24, 1S35, engaged he had only ventured to aak him to In the 22 y'r of her age. Correspondthe ceremony. Levenaon-Gower- s perform ence In Hardford Courant. "Bygone Year." Curs for Insomnia. A writer In a medical Journal adHard on Old England. In England the climate la fit for vises people troubled with sleeplessness to have a list of words, ao asso- fiah, the cooking tor pigs, and the cusciated that each one suggests the next toms for asses. The scenery is divine, for Instance, ice. slippery, smooth, and the women have been created for rough, ruffian, tramp, etc. end when It, but the climate has destroyed their sleep la coy to recite the list mentally. constitution, the cooking their digesThis la aald to be an Infallible cure for tion, and the customs their cbsracter. Aa most English men and women Insomnia, tho secret being concentration of the mind on each word so sug- who have traveled much do not hesigested by the preceding one, not al- tate te express these opinions, It la lowing the attention to lapse for an not to be wondered at that they Instant. The plan Is certainly a betelze every opportunity to cross to tha ter one than counting oae Intermix Continent.' "Marmaduka' In the able sheep. Graphic. bo-In- g GIRL FASCINATES A LION. Fair Dancer Patted Affectionately, but Her Face Is Scratched. So great was the Impression which a fascinating dancer made on a lion while she waa paying a visit to a music hall where it was performing that the animal, after contemplating her for some time, got on lta legs, moved off in her direction, and, putting lta pawa through the bars of Its cage, took hold of her head and patted her face affectionately. Unfortunately, Samson had reckoned without hla claws, which tore the tender skin of the pretty dancer, inflicting acars, the traces of which will. In all probability, never disappear, Thla result of what would otherwise have been regarded aa a good Joke, not being likely to enhance the professional attractiveness of the graceful Spaniard, she has taken legal action against the proprietor of the place of entertainment, putting In a claim for damages to the amount of $2,000. The rcase has Just been brought before one of the Paris courts, but, aa the defendant la abroad on business, the hearing .has been adjourned until November, when the Judges may have a better opportunity for forming an exact opinion of the Injury which the charms of the fair plaintiff have sustained at the paws of the susceptible Samson. . "He's a good mixer, or He Isnt First English Guineas. a good mixer, are expressions yon WA8 HARD TO SATISFY. The guinea waa first colnei In often hear. A good mixer is supCharles II.a reign, together with the posed to be a man who can associate Evan In Haavan Disputatious Eldat with people and make business. A and five-guine- a, Measuring Rain Drops. The largest raindrops are about one-fift- h of an inch In diameter. To determine the alae nln la allowed to fall Into a thick layer of flour, each drop forming a pellet of dough, and theia pellets are compared with dough pellet obtained from drops of known lie delivered on the flour by artificial meant. Gent. Agt., A. T. "l't. may, by little application, and by taking advantage of the chaucta t inform himself, soon become a good scholar or improve In hla trade. Aa In the case first cited he will receive in addition to the regular soldier's pay, 35 or St) cer ts a day bf hell- g detailed for duty In some of the places in which extra duly Is paid at these rates. From this It may be eeeu that an Industrious man can earn from $10 to $15 a month in addition to hla pay. Any money saved can be deposited in the treasury In auma not leas tbaa $5 at 4 per cent Interest and cannot be forfeited except by desertion, thus giving the enlisted man a bank and a surety for saving, such aa ns citizen In the United 8tstea can boast. A private soldier with a fair education, who proves himself, by hla conduct, hla duty well done, hla efficiency, and aptitude, will always sooner or later get the first step upward that of a corporal, from where, If he la ambitious and shows fitness, he can be aura that hla work and talents will ba noted and rewarded by further promotion. For It may be truly aald that while we have ro field marshal In our service and we cannot literally repvat Napoleon's assertion, that every soldier carries a marshal' baton In hla knapsack, still the highest rank In our army la held by a lieutenant general, who was at one time a recruit. He succeeded a man, Lieut.-GeYonng, who also started aa a private, and when Gen. Young relinquished thq highest rank In oar army, he sent to hla successor a pair of lieutenant-general'shoulder straps with the note: From Private Young, 12th Pennsylvania Volunteer Infaatry, to Private Chaffee, Troop K, U. 8. Of course these men enCavalry. listed during the civil war, when motives for enlisting were different, while those who enlist at present with commissions In view, mostly do ao from love of a soldiers life. To aay that a man lovea the life la simply saying that he la a born soldier, and hla success In the army la assured. SENATOR SULLIVAN poor mixer la one who makes friends slowly, who minds hla own business and Is not much of a rounder. A man who gives hla business dose attention la the best mixer. When people are In need of a certain article they buy where they can get the beat and cheapest where conditions suit them. When people are buying articles they need they do not care whether the dealer la a "good fellow or not. We have never thought much of the Idea. Atchison Globe. good-mixOUST THE DEMON. Tussle with Coffee. There Is something fairly demoniacal in the .way coffee sometimes wreaks Its fiendish malice oa those who use it A lady writing from Calif, says: My husband and I, both lovers of coffee, suffered for some time from a very annoying form of nervousness, accompanied by moat frightful headaches. In my own case there waa eventually developed some sort of affection of the nerves leading from tha pine to the head. I waa unable to hold my head up straight, the tension of the nerves drew It to one aide, causing me the most Intense pain. We got no relief from medicine, and were puzxled aa to what caused the trouble, until a friend suggested that possibly the coffee we drank had aomethlng to do with it, and advised that we quit it and try Foatum Coffee. We followed hla advice, and from the day that we began to uae Poatum we both began to Improve, and in a very abort time both of ua were entirely relieved. The nerves became steady once more, the headaches ceased, the muscles In the back of my neck relaxed, my head straightened up and the dreadful pain that had ao punished me while I used the old kind of coffee vanished. We have never resumed the use ol the old coffee, but relish our Poatum every day aa well as we did tha And wa are deformer beverage. we can give 11 find to that lighted freely to our children also, somethin! we never dared to do with the old kind of coffee." Name given by Foa turn Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Poatum Coffee contains absolutely no drugs of any kind, but relieves th coffee drinker from the old drug poison. There's a reason. A You be the Judge TRY A CAN OF THREE CROWN THE QUALITY BAKING POWDER It will coat you nothing If It Isn't the Beet of tho good ones. Hewlett Bros. Co. Tin From Malay. Malay states produce about, of the worlds supply of The seven-tenth- s tin. i TEA Fine tea is so daintily fine that a man (or even a woman) may gobble it down without suspecting it Savings Banka vs. Saloons. In Norway on pay days saloons are dosed and savings bank open until midnight. Beautify Your Walls and Ceilings! Rock Cement and beautiful tints. Does not rub or scale. Destroys disease germs and vermin. No wash lag of walls after once applied. Any one can brash It on mix with cold water. Other finishes, hearing fanciful names and Bleed with either hoe or cold water, do aot have tho cementing property of Alabaatlnw. They are stack on with glse, or other animal matter, which rota, A hading disease germs, rubbing, scaling and spoiling walla, clothing, etc. Snch Finishes must be washed year expensive filthy work. Bay Alabaatine only la live ponnd packages, properly labeled. Tint card, off every nretty wall and osUlag design, Hints oa and our artists' services la Decorating making oolor plana, free. ALABASTINE CO Saved from Suicide by Bath. Oread Rapids, Mick, er Iti Water SL. N. Y A keeper at the county Jail in Jersey City made the discovery a few days ago that Nicola Murdaco, a condemned Italian murderer, waa in need of a bath. If you hava cream to separata a goo4 The tip was furnished by Edward Cream Separator is tha moat profitable in Tapeley, a negro murderer, who la vestment you can poasiblv make. Dels means daily waste a under sentence to hang one week betime, labor and product fore the date aet for Murdaco'a execuDE LAVAL CREAM tion. Tapeley said he strenuously obSEPARATORS savi In same the jected to confinement 910- .- per oow per yeai cell with the Italian unless the dago every year of uae over all had a wash. gravity .-setting systems and $3- per oow oves Murdaco waa ordered to get Into the all imitating sepaiatoia He said he bathtub, but refused. They received the Grand would die first, and then six attendPrize or Highest Award ants yanked hla clothes off and washat St Louis. ed him. Murdaco's yells were heard me trashy Baying of the Jail. Three or ntors is penny wise, dollar foolish. In every part four men held him down while others Snch machines quickly loss their cost instead of saving it. scrubbed him from head to foot. If you haven't the ready cash Murdaco tried to kill himself the DE LAVAL machines may be bought other day by twisting and pulling hla on auch liberal terms that they actually tongue until It bled at the roots. The for themtelves. pay keepers believe the Italian had an Send today for new catalogue and Idea that he could commit suicide by name of nearest local agent. allowing the pores of hla skin to close The De Laval Separator Co. np, and for that reason refused to 74 Cartlaadt Strati Ssadslsh 1 Canal Sts. 1 wash himself. I HAVE YOU COWS? . NEW YORK CHICAGO Record of Yellow Fever. Yellow fever has always been reWET WEATHER. W13D0M! garded aa an American plague, lta THE ORIGINAL m . earliest and greatest ravages being in the West Indies and In American port. In 1804 and 1814, however, it waa very violent at Gibraltar, and during the next quarter of a century there were a number of virulent outbreaks In various Spanish cities. Norfolk and Portsmouth, Va., were ravaged in 1855; Wilmington. N. C.. In 1862, and Savannah, Qa., In 1876. Between 1847 BLACK OB .VeLLOMT and 1868 there were six periods of KEEP YOU DRY courge In New Orleans, the mortality .HOTHK EL5EW1LL in each case averaging about 3,500. TAKE NO MBSTlTUTSfl' was In 1878-7almost depop-- ' Memphis ulated. there being 5,160 deaths in UKoriMSunsssssMt. 1878 and 486 in 1879, though the largu.a. a. I. Towxn col, Boston, mapiaco..LTa., tea an to. ennaoa. er part of the population had fled from, the city. There were fever ravages'1 during the same years in New Orleans A BUSINESS EDUCATION and other gulf nnd south Atlantic porta, the total number of deaths from the scourge In the United States, In tha greatest Western Commercial school (the combined Balt Lake and daring that year being 14,809. L. D. S. Business colleges) insures ready employment and lays the founSha Couldnt Help It? dation for a prosperous career. BookSay, it seema very strange, aald a petukeeping, Higher Accounting, Shortlant man. With a saturnine scowl to hie patient hand, Typewriting, Telegraphy, Law, young wife. English, Mathematics, etc. Enter at That you never cheer up, like your sweet any time. Fall term opens SeptemInter Nan, Who la gay aa a lark evry day of her ber 11th. Write for catalog to ' i SLICKED .UL 9 life. Then the wan little wlfo neither murmured nor sighed. Though there gleamed In her eye Just the giant of a tear; But she smiled a wee bit. aa aha calmly replied. Why. you eeem to forget ehe' widow, my dear! Thomas B. Chryatal In New York Her' J. H. 0100 PAUL, President N. MAIN SVRB1T. SALT LANS OITV Salt Laki Photo Supply Go Cameras Kodaks and Suppliea Where He Stopped. Cholly Some fellows, y know, atop at nothing in their conversation. Molly "Well, I cant aay that I ever knew you to get any further that that." wain an aan south bt., salt Lane eivv When Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention Thla Paper, |