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The man glanced at tne bottle and then at the fiead of the barber, which was as bald as the aforementioned billiard ball, and asked: "This must be what you usedf New York Frees. ! witch-hazele- & Contains Narcotics. One Pcrtma baa found useri la so many homes is rmoo permanent that it contains no narcotics of any kind Parana is perfectly harmless. It can be fflfci I used any length ot time without acquiring the drug habit. W deSS SAW A REAL THUNDERBOLT. Pickpockets Had Been Busy. A London city missionary who worked In the slums of a certain dis- trict and was well known to the thieves that swarmed there began his Service one day with the words: "I think I know which of you stolo Ur. 's gold watch yesterday, and I hall be glad if yon will send It back to me before noon He made no threat, and, indeed, spoke eery genially. The next day ho received eight gold watches! Do Your Feat Ache and Bum? Shake into your shoes, Allen's Foot-Easa powder for the feet. It makes ight ot New Shoes feel Easy. Cures iwollen, Hot, Sweating Feet, Corns and Junlons. At all Druggists and Shoe ) tores, 85c. Sample aent FREE. Allen 8. Olmsted, Leltoy, N. Y. e, Ad-tre- ss Eccleslsstlcal Anathema. A German society has published an Interesting paper on the subject ot ecclesiastical anathema launched In dhe middle ages against animals. Among the maledictions cited Is that ef a pastor of Dresden, who In 1559 cursed the sparrows for distracting hla congregation. Plao'a Cum la the best medicine we ever need lor all affeotkms of the throat and lungs.' Wm. (X Xsdslbt, Vanburen, Ind., Feb. 10, lim, Won Renown Early. Landseer exhibited his first painting at the Royal Academy when he was English Workmen Tell of Visit of Missile from the Clouds. thunder-ston"The has been so very seldom seen of late years that It has come to be regarded by tbe vulgar as almost legendary, but the people of Bristol had reason recently to know Its reality. During a very severe thunder storm some masons at work on a scaffolding at Horfield state that they saw a thunderbolt coming toward them from the direction of South Mead. One of them lost his balance and only saved him self from falling by clinging to a plank. The others bad to hold on to whatever was handy. They describe what they saw as looking like a dazzling ball of fire larger than a football. One of the men says: "It cleared our building, but struck a neighboring chimney, but what became of It I cannot say. An utterly demolished chimney stack remains to testify to his veracity. The thunderbolt has not been seen, but It Is well known thet these mis-sll- s usually come In contact with the earth at such velocity that they bury themselves. Country Life. e Getting Your Moneys Worth. It Is rumored In Vienna that at a recent banquet In the courthouse one of the guests, an alderman, managed to smuggle three unopened bottles of champagne from the dining room to his home. It Is suggested that he may have been reading about tbe IS years of age. Millais was but four years older when bis Pinero Seizing the Inca of Peru startled London and now all Paris Is agog over the work both In painting and sculpture of a Japanese, among whom It Is good form to take home what you cannot Polish boy, Thaddeus Styka. consume at a banquet. In German cafes three lumps of sugar are served JOHN OGDEN ASSAY CO. of coffee. Those who use with a 1.00 each 15KEM only onecupor taro almost Invariably put receive null attention. by Nanplw prompt the rest In their pocket Piaoer Gold. H 'torts end kleta Oise nought. 11SS Arapahoe St. If afflicted with oat eyes use COLO. DKNVKK, Thompsons Eye Water When Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper PLOT BALL Jealous of Babe Brother. Two little boys living near 6L Quentin, France, drowned their baby brother In the river flowing past their home, as they thought their mother neglected them for his sake. 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School teachers will also hear something to their Interests by writing above party. Another Bismarck Story. Another "true story of tho cause of Prince Bismarck's dismissal from ths chancellorship of Germany is published in Berlin. It Is said tbat lu 1895 ths Swiss federal council desired a workmen! conference to be held at Bern, whereas Emperor William II. convened a labor conference at Berlin, to which Prince Bismarck objected. The imperial chancellor thereupon privately visited Dr. Roth, Swiss minister to Berlin, and pressed him to insist on Bern as the seat of the conference. The emperor, hearing of Prince Bismarcks visit, himself went to Dr. Roth at dead of night and satisfied himself of the truth of tho report. The following day tbe emperor dismissed Prince Bismarck and st the same time gave Dr. Roth a portrait of himself, bearing the autograph Inscription, "In memory of March 19, 1890." Even-Hande- Justice. d The admonition to do unto others as ws would be done by should not be Interpreted to apply to human beings. As the Vegetarian Magszlne soma time ago said: Treat tbe animals as you would willingly be treated if you were an anlmsL Perhaps. If there is any truth In the doctrine of tho transmigration of souls, you may some day be an animal yourself. In that esse, let us hope that the souls of soma heartless men may be reincarnated In the bodies of overworked and horses, such ns they had abused so cruelly while they were alive. Scientists Study Religion. "One of the most significant atgni of the tendency of modern thought, says the New York Christian Work and Evangelist (Presbyterian), "Is sup plied by the Increasing attention which men of science are devoting tt religious subjects. MOUNTAINEER OVERALLS Terrible Cold Found Easy Victim 'GRASS BY BYSJCN WILLIAMS Joy In Your Heart. Jest humr a ihuni us yvr plusgln' along; In yi-liwtrl as yc Joy yvr sons! Subs only jiggle dr load on yrr baik! noun ter ligliieii d weight o' yrr pack! No senna tar dna rr ba downcast Ith woe; All lolkes got they's own gn'den tor hoal Roll up yo eyen at da heavens o' blu-eThis am ds glory (er nia and fer you! t Suggestive. Ob our way downtown this morning w e saw a doctor's sign. U read: Phil Graves. lletsaaas MM M. D. I a e S Now what do you think of that? In Chinese Lorlal Customs. When a rich and Importa- -t Chins-madies, hls funeral Is conducted with much pomp and splendor. Hla friends and relations. Instead of tending wreaths, send Innumerable banners. These are rosde of whits silk, wltk Inscriptions beautifully worked in black velvet, and express tbe send-era- ' good w lches to ths deceased himself or to tbe members of bis family for many generations. On ths day of the funeral these banners era car-rloby hired men. who are all dressed alike for the occasion. After tbe funeral, which lasts several hours at ths cemetery, is over, ths banners are all brougut back, and eventually grace tbe rooms of the late Chinaman's bouse. Careless Traveler. Klondike river Is fed by numerous soda springs and even ths winter's cold falls to doss them entirely. Walking on tho edgo of tho tc near tho shore, a miner one day slipped Into six Inches of water, la s mo ment ho was out and hastening to tho brush hard by to light a firs before hls feet froze. Rapidly be cut a few fragments of wood with bis heavy pocket knife. But ths unlighted match dropped from hla already chilled finders, for he had rashly removed hla mlttena In order to use the knife with more freedom. Then he lighted s second and s third and finally several at one time, tut either hls hssto or Stats ot Onto, Citt nr Toledo, If perhaps a sigh of the sir caused them l.ivu luum r. oath that hs Is snries FritsvfJ.Ilia arm ofmalaa to fall In the snow. All this time tho Tarinar K. J. I'usil A Ct.. Uwu-.aaa Sums frost was seizing hla limbs, Ms body, luiuutwa la ilia illy it Tnlnlu, Srin will hay Iba urn ot and anniMlit. that .aid Ms heart, hla mind, lie turned to the ONK lilMil.KI lUII.I.AUrt I t nu-- and itnry ba canid by Iba aaa as nf Cat. ana that fatal mittens, which he never should iliLL't Ciiau ti nt, FKANK J. CIIRVKT. have taken off. but his already frozen tna and Sworn to lvf-rla fingers could only lift them from the sow. tula iib day uf baccuila-r- . A. 1. - A. air (R . a , A. W. UIAAdOK, Ice where they had fallen, and after b SutasT FrmuA i vain attempt he hurled them from II Catarrh Cara ta labia Intrrrally and arts all'a him and strove once again to light and blwd dlrrrilyuo tin trailiu-ula- i-. inurmii aurlacaa of lbs fna. a last match. But It was too latA unaui. bnul fur I IlfcNLY a F. d aulaa-rliir- s Traveling broadens the mind, eduIt from exclusiveness and egotism, and fills It with a storehouse of knowledge. Travel wlpev out false Imagination, gives reality and proSAVED CHILD'S LIFE. vides one with and entertaining manners. Who would not traTd? Where ire you going tba Remarkable Cure of Dropsy by Dodd'a Fourth? Kidney PillA Sedgwick, Ark., July 11. The eaae Testifying in her suit for breach of of W. 8. Taylors little son la looked promise a fair Kansas plaintiff said of upon by those Interested in medical tbe crue.l defendant's first kiss: matters aa one of the most wonderful "When he kissed me for the first time on record. In this connection hls he said It was the sweetest kiss be father makes the following statement: ever had. It took him about an hour "Last September, my little boy bad to kiss me." Mercy! but there was a Dropsy; hls feet and limbs were lot of fight In him, wasnt there? swollen to such an extent that hs could not walk nor put hls shoes on. In Detroit, says s local paper tbe Tbo treatment that tbs doctors wars fire plugs have been painted red. In giving him seemed to do him no good New York city roans and bays still and two or three people said hls days predominate, but there's sixty-fou- r were abort, even the doctors, two of white bosses on tbe force and they tho best In the country told me ha rail for red bald accessories. Other- would not get better. I stopped their wise Detroit leads! medicine and at ones sent for Dodd's Kidney Fills. I gave him three Pills Prominent church members of Her a day, one morning, noon and night rlsbnrg. Pa., claim to have seen for eight days; at tbe end of tba garter snake five feet long carrying a eighth day tbe swelling waa all gone, butchers carving knife between its but to give the medicine Justice, I teeth and traveling at high speed. Go- gave him eleven more Pill a I nsed ing to carve out a name for Itself, thirty-fiv- e Pills In all and bs was enprobably. tirely cured. I consider your medicine saved my rblld's life. When the thirty-fThe Summer Vacation. ive Pills were given him, be could Beside the billowed lake they alt run, dance and sing, whereas before O'erheaa the sliirtra iif tlin skips Or. screened from view, na boarders psss. he was an invalid in bis mother's arms They read love's answer In the eyes! from morning until night" He holds her hsnd In warm rare as. The rolor surges In her check Bavarians Are Progressiva. Her sown la wrinkled In a meaa Tbe Bavarian Trails Museum has Beneath hls arm, which waist ward seeks! adopted a novel idea to Interest as well as to instruct the public and The sun sinks lowly to its bed. The world Is nil a golden hue! purchasers of toys by sending out Upon hls shoulder recta her head lecturers, who show ths traveling true! blue and And oil! her eyesa are a a of tbs toys by workings practical Ah! gladsome, joyous country dnyi, means of models in actual operation. When willing Lovs the landlord pays! Soma of ths mors interesting toys Indiana society belles are making thus demonstrated include: A com- thelf, own gowns, and Pittsburg sod plete railroad train, which can bs run ety women are baking bread. Now, If backward and ford, slow or fast, and' Illinois girls will begin to sew on buttopped at wlIL tons, we know of several susceptible bachelors who may be hoodwinked! Important to Moth ore. cates ever-read- Sold emy bottle SobIm of CASTTIUTA. a aala and rara icmady for lafaalo aad chUdiwa, aad ass that It Bean tbs CO.,Tslada,& Family I'llla fursnoatlyaUuA Bs Sincere. Associate reverently and as much as you ran with your loftiest though tA Man's noblest gift to man Is hls sincerity, for It embraces hls Integrity also. The finest uses of things are the accidental. Routine Is a ground to stand on, a wall to retreat to. Be absolutely and faithfully what yon are; be humbly what yon aspire t& Disappointment will make ns convei sent with tbe noblest part of our n turn. Ws render men the best assistance by letting them see how rare a thing It is to need any assistance. London Answers. This Will Interest Mothers. Mother Grays Sweet Powders for Children, uiusd by Mother Gray, a nurse is Child rou' Homo, New York, Cure Fever-tabnesBad Stomarb, Teething Disorders, move and regulate the bowels and destroy Worm. Bold by all Druggists, SSa Sample FUME- - Address A. B. Olmsted, LeRoy.N. Y, CLAIM SATAN AS HELPER, Differ from Stags Magicians of y Ancient Brethren. When In (he thirteenth centnry, at ths University of Paris, Roger Bacon, by means of a prism, threw a rainbow of colors upon a screen, hls sndlsncs ran away, and ha was actually In danger of execution for witchcraft How wonderfully different ! the spirit of ths present age, when stage magicians actually advertise their pee formances by flaring posters representing themselves in confabulation with the devil and assisted by his Imps. They do this not only without fear of punishment by fire and toe tura (such as would have been their a couple of centuries Prtln only tut In the knowledge tbat even a partial belief by the people In their claims to influence In disbollcsl quarters will bring money to the box of flee, and that a reputed connection with Satan, for business purposes. Is for them the best possible advertisement. To-da- Blgsataro of Is J. hr all PruintMa, Uc. labs ilali'a y When Success Is Easy. tbat win success an very simple and few In number. They Hera they are easily remembered. are: First, industry, bnt not over work; second, willingness to profit by ths experience of others; third, ablk lty coupled with modesty; fourth, slot pis and correct habits; fifth, honesty, politeness and lalrnesA Any one of ordinary ability who practices these rules cannot avoid success, SucceM Is easier than failure. London Tib Bits. Tho principles Dm For Over SO Yam. Tbo Kind Too Itovo Alwaya Bought "Dead Romeo Protested. One Alexander, manager of a Glasgow theater, wbo was also a very bad actor, when he bad become an old man was playing the part of Romeo one night, the Jullut being a young girl. After swallowing the poison, hs TAKING A CHANCE. Bath tuba are being imported from was lying dead, when tbe grotesque-- . Germany. Wbat's tbe mwon? Is not ness of the situation evoked applause tba American make slippery enough? from the gallery. Allck (the name by which he was universally known) felt I WRONG TRACK Tbe funny paragrapher was trying this was meant for mockery. Rising to think up a few thoughtful thunki to hla feet be came to the front of Had To Switch. the stage and said: "You think I can't while enjoying a flfteen-cen-t cqurM most careful person la apt Even tbe can I Romeo. but Romeo, play play dinner, when suddenly the to get on tba wrong track regarding I before some it have played (naming waitress dropped a load of dlshcA Haspeople of distinction) "and I shall play food sometimes and has to switch tily yanking hla notebook from an in- It again." He then lay down and died over. side pocket the funny paragrapher a second time. When ths right food Is selected the host of alls that come from lmpropos wrote as follows: "A waitress may not Women as Jewelers. food and drink disappear, even whets know club from a spade, but she can Is mors women tbe trouble baa been of lifelong stand-lng- . remarkable that It raise denes ths by dropping easily do not take np the Jewelry business tray. "From a child I waa never strong when searching for a trade, says an had a capricious appetite and I and A woman can to eater A couple who were nigh on to four exchange. w scors years of age were wedded in an women's tastes, and wltb an appren- - j -- r J1,owd ? b0 bl8hy s town recently, and the editor ticeship under s good firm should be not WM in of for herself. An starting of tbe local paper headed hls account capable ! Englishwoman has taken up tbo work i0? e of ths event: A Romantic Affair. and is successful in resetting stones order and at the age of tuenty-thrsWhen he looked at the paper after tbe and also has acquired the unusual art j fb vtrfie f..,)er0,iB pr?5r bad no and as I had edition had all been mailed be packed ef painting precious stones. This la tIon' (berauso I didn't np hls grip and left for parts unknown. delightful work for a woman, though bwjn loln? get nourishment In my daily food te The compositor had made It "A Rheu- rather trying fo th eye. repair tbe wear and tear on body and matic Affair. hrain) 1 a'1 00 resprv Owed Promotion to Pun. d Canon Melville, who died In England back on' 1081 fle,,h nAtf The shades of night were failing fast In hla 9!d year, owed bis ear-- b:lne helped me, recently, As through a Russian village passed, ,,T,le,, u waa 8 w,aa Phelan or-llest promotion to s pun. When the A youth who boro 'mid snow and Ice, and cream and saw dered Grape-NutA banner with the strange device, to it that I gave this food (new to me) a proper trial and it showed he knew "Tscheroff 1 tchsk I v otch . " what be was about, because I got bet And thats the end of the poem, beter by bounds from ths very first cause the Jap got him before be was In the summer and by wla That reached the second stanza. ter I was in better health than eves before in my life, lied gained In flash A Kansas editor died while building and weight and felt like a new person the morning fire. This should be a Ants Overcame the Difficulty. altogether In mind as well as body, whose warning to despotic wives A naturalist found black ants were all due to nourishing and completely edit newspapers. They should devouring the skins of some bird . spec- digestible food, Urape-NuUbe more thoughtful of us. brethren, imens on a table, so he made tar cir"This happened three years ago and for there ere only a few of ua left. cles on four pieces of paper and put never since then have I bad any but one under each leg of the table. Ants perfect health, for 1 stick te my In Stotts City (Mo.) Sunbeam: food and cream and still will not cross tar. Pretty soon he Grape-Nut-s spired by a peach tree In bloom In the found the ants busily at work again, think it delicious. I eat It every day. front yard a Pee Doe young woman and, looking at the Ur circles, found I never tiro of this food and I can enwrote a poem on "Spring" Monday. each one was bridged by blu of sand, joy a saucer of Grape-Nutand cream That night her father went out and which the anu bad brought in from when nothing else satisfies my appetite and It's surprising how sustained ths street. chopped down the tree. and strong a small saucerful will of Fate The Empires. make one feel for hours." Name givrewas a Michigan editor who It Empires totter and fall, and states- en by Postum Co.. Rattle Creek, Mich. ceived this notice: Notlse, I Ike Pick-In- s don't totter and True food that carries one along and wont pa noe dets conteracted by men wonder why theyare fall 19 made when a reason." Grape-Nut- s speeches "there's saying ml wlf, Mary Picklna. She has quit ia reached. Thus emultimate the that big things. proves days me cold an I ain't makln a blzneaa of Gat ths little book, The Road is pires show wisdom, and ths statesman snportln like! wimen! Well vllle," 1 a each pkg. the other tMng. fluffy-halve- d up-stat- i ,ke' I are mad by tho most skilled operators and from the best materials which can bo purchased. Made in all sizes, big men and little If your dealer can't supply you with them, we'd like to know tho reason why. W'tw for j ne. , Z. C. M. 1., SALT LAKE CITY, VTAH. WE TBEHT CATASSH m WHATS THE MATTER? CODE Peafnete. Vase ami Tbroai Drinking too mueti water these hot days? Troa-M- i id Zitr IHiimh. Bninrhial and Lam TmabiM, Anhu. Sloawcb.. Urn and Kid tier Fiuiali IrtapMM. Hladdnr Tmubli-sCbroali IMteam of Woman aid Chi INMaas. Kervoni Uleaaa. Chorea. Unit 1H1. Vltaa' iJaacai, Mat atm. Mptaal Tniubie, it Skin -IHumi. BolaMoa and Rbaamntlam. r- of the Kowela. 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