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Show ARCH ENEMY OF MILTON. Making the Desert to Bloom Jpits BUFFALO CHASED MOTOR CYCLE. of Ono Man Embittered Whole Life of Great PoeL Rear Admiral Hichborn Sportsman In India Had Narrow Escape from Infuriated BeaeL Recommends Pe-ru-n- a. Hiltons life was embittered by An enthusiastic motor cyclist in Inthe contemptible spite of one Salmas-Ins,- " dia, to escape the heat of Bombay, writes Mario Corelli In the rode hla machine up to Khandalla. It Strand Magazine. "Salmasiua was Is a seventy-odmile run and the the author of the Defensio Regl or road, until the foot of the ghats Is 'Defense of Kings,' a poor piece of reached. Is perfectly flat. Upon the work long ago forgotten, and he was tlffest gradient he overtook a herd the procurer of foul libel against the of water buffalo. Hardly had he gone author of Paradise Lost' What a yard In front of the animals when small claim he has to the world's one of them took offense at the smell of the gasoline, or regarded the lamemory arises merely from his fur not only did he make bored of the engine as a use of the lowest tool to aid him in challenge to mortal combat. It gave conspiring against Milton's reputation, a grunt, lowered Its bead and charged but be spread the grossest lies broad- heavily upon the Intruder. The road cast, even accusing the poet of hav- was more than steep. It was daning S hideous personal appearance 'a gerous. On the right band towered a puny piece of man; a homunculus; a cliff, on tbo left there was a drop of dwarf deprived of the human figure; nearly l.OtH) feet on to tbe tops of the a contemptible pedagogue.' When tho trees In tho valley below. The lumdespicable slanderer learned the fact bering beast gained rapidly, l.uekily. that Milton, so far from answering to the rider carried a revolver. He drew this description, was of a pleasing and it and fired back over bla shoulder. d "tuff-tuff- attractive appearance, he linmediatly changed his tactics and began to attack' his moral rbaracter which, as eves Milton's bitterest political enemies knew, was austerely above the very shadow of suspicion. It was salt! that the poets overzealousness in answering the calumnies of Salmaslus cost him his eyesight. The first shot missed, the second passed along tbe animal's side. With a roar of pain tbe huge beast started aside, slipped on the edge of the "khud and the next minute crashed down on the tree tops below. ! Lesson For Women. Jsrsey Shore, Pa., Sept 26 (Speeial) Dodds Kidney Pills have done worlds of good for me." That what Mrs C, B. Earnest of this place has to say of the Great American Kidney Remedy. I a as laid up sick, In the course of his remarkable report upon the basin of the Upper Nile, which has Just been issued as a Blue Book. Sir William Garstin. G. C. M. G., British, under secretary of state for public works in Egypt, makes certain proposals involving vast engineering works. The chief of these Is a mile long channel from Bor to the Sobat; and he likewise suggests some plan of control by a barrage at the Ripon falls below the Victoria Nyanza. He further suggests the raising of the Assouan dam. The total cost would probably be five million four hundred thousand pounds (Egyptian). The proposed channel would le driven through practically unknown country. We illustrate many of the Interesting localities described by Sir William Garstin In his recent survey. Of these the Fola rapids are noteworthy as constituting the most formidable obstacle to the flow of the Nile between the Albert Nyanza and Kh artou m. Illustrated London News. g d Only One In the World. When the Newport News (Va.) citizen started out to find Mr. Arnold he was directed to the residence of C. H. Arnal, vice consul for Denmark. That gentleman, who is of corpulent build and excitable temperament, answered the door bell. "I wish to see Mr. Arnold," said the citizen. "I am Mr. Arnal, replied the vice eonsul. "You are not the Mr. Arnold I wish to see, was the reply. "If you want to see Mr. Arnal you do wish to see me," insisted the vice consul, for I am the only Arnal In the city, he added, by way of clinching the argument. "I dont want to see yon, persisted the citizen, backing off the porch with circumspection. "I am the only Arnal In the state, said the vice consul, getting excited; hut the citizen was hurrying up the street. "If you want to see Mr. Arnal, bawled the now irate consular agent, "you want to see me. I am the only Arnal In the world! Beavers Cut off Water for Engines. Many curious stories have been told about beavers and their ways. Some of the lumbermen in Maine say they are flooding their timber lands to such an extent that they should have less protection by law, while visitors to our lakes and ponds And them a great attraction. The "biggest beavers, In a way, that we have heard of reside In township near the Eustls branch of the Phillips and Rangeley Railroad. Their home Is on a stream (hat supplies water for engines. A few weeks ago the engine crew stopped for water and found, to their surprise, that the stream was dry. It was only dry for a few days, however, and the water began to run again without any apparent cause for the ReU-ingto- n change. Then a man followed up the brook to investigate, and a mile and a half or so up he found a nice beaver pond. The beavers had dammed the stream for their own purposes and when their pond was full the overflow went Into the stream and then the engine could have the water. Maine Woodsman. Cater to 2,000th Student. The student at the University of Freiburg receives free lodging and board, and at one of the local cafes he is entitled to a daily cup of coffee, a glass of chartreuse snd a Havana cigar. It has been pointed out that If it had not bean for on!d ie "studentinnen Freiburg ot have been able to celebrate Its two thousandth siudenl ; for without those thirty wojm.ii the nnmbrr of students would have hern only 1,999. A Talking Book. Earnest continues, "and had not been out of bed for live weeks. Then I began to nse Dodd's Kidney Pills and now I am so I esn work and go to town without suffering auy. 1 would not be without Dodd'e Kidney Pills. I have good reason to prat e them everywhere. Women who auffer should learn a lesson from this, and that lesson Is, "euro the kidneyi with Dodd'a Kidney Pllh and your suffering will cease. Womans health depends almost entirely on her kidneys. Dodds Kidney Pills have never yet failed to make healthy kidneys. The Threatened Danger; V. riiie, euKor u the Electrical Review, returned last week from a fishing expedition to the Thousand Isles. While silent respecting his piscatorial luck, he brought with him a timely political story that he believes spellbinders conld digest with profit. It was at the Lotos club that lie told of meeting in the cafe of a Clayton inn two loquacious and argumentative Hibernians, who between them were settling affairs of state offhand. Finally one of them, hammering the table with a heavy list, impressively said: After all is said and done, the masses of the must constitute tbe bulk of the population! His fellow-debateafter a moments this pause to properly consider weighty pronouncement, with a man-nestill more Impressive, replied: Thrue for you unless they are put into a hopeless minority by the numbers of the priviNew York Times. leged few! Chari'.-- Bible Comet First In scores of instances tbe Bible le the only literature of a language. Oftea a language la first reduced to VARIOUS KINDS OF DAYS, Word Said to Have No Real Meaning Without Defining Adjective. Five kinds of day are recognized, and it baa been eaid that the word day has no real meaning without an adjective defining what kind of a day Is meant There la a civil day, the astronomical day. the apparent solar day, the mean aular day, and the sidereal day. Tiie civil day begin at tbe midnight preceding mean noon, and houre counted conaista of twenty-fouafter twelve o'clock; tbe aitronomlcal day begins twelve hours after tbe civil day, or at the mean noon of the corresponding civil day. There houre are reckoned from 0 to 24. It will be seen, therefore, that while lOiir. 12mln., January let astronomical time, le aleo I0hr. 12mln. January 1st civil time, yet 22hr. 12min., January 1st astronomical time, ! aleo lOhr. 12mln. a. m., January 2nd civil time. There are many anomalies growing out ol this use of the civil day, and there are many arguments in favor of using the astronomical day. It la one of tha reforms which undoubtedly will com ome time. r literary form in order to produce a How's This? V Mar Om Hundred IWI.ri Kcwar for any W dunk ilwi caiiMii lx carad by Hail. CaurrkCam Totodo, O. T.J rllKSKTknownCO.. F. J. L'hinef Wa. tba andonigunl. ha ltor tbtlut 11 Tun, and Iwltova hint perfect I jr la all biulnraa Iranwlkun and Saandallf aMa taaarrj aai bj hla firm. mm uj obllgnllt-Mmad- WaLUIN. Kixxan 4 NantlM, to frila-a- le Urunitou, Tulede. O. Sain Caiarrli Cura to takea Inleraalljr. acUng maenua aurfaeaa of tba blood and Ilia dlraeiif ana fraa. l'ftoa II aania pal niea TaallinuDlaliHraautoia. ml all bow'.pSoid by fit Haifa family ilia for eooaUpallon. f Um for Spurious Coins Spurious coins are legally made In China. They are used to put In tho coffins of tbe dead, and tbe supcrstl tlon prevails that they make the dead happy. n. - There is such a thing in the world as slave of tea-tope- r, the cup; one can hardly agine it. im- woman pour it. Woman Bent on Vengeance. As M. Leon Victor was passing ' along the Boulevard BL Michael, him woman attacked and a bit Paris, his ear off. He ia now dangerous: 111 of blood poisoning. Tbe woman aid ehe had been Jilted, and was determined to wreak ner vengeance on every man she met N., Minneapolis, Minn., Jan. are full-botto- PHOENIX OGDEN Spoon-IsUn- CUMMINGS COMMISSION CO. ' OuoMim on New Yoift Itodn ate Civcago Gram fonti-i- m lluwhwt fat Ldto WHST ostsNLiv IN : ALFA! FA BCRB hvs CLOves scan shsum seen timothy ...POTATOES... HIGH PATENT OGDEN, and Mining Bodtonm SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH BY Smurthwaite Crain MILLING & ELEVATOR Cu. prostration in Holland. Stock o. p. walk an emu AN( MADE Dutchmen. It la a knows fact to sveryoa that Silt edged arrurlUe have declined (roa Twenty to Fifty Dollars par share la tha past twelve months. Tha market bow la stagnant. What will b the soil movement? Up or down? Dp, sure no you are a foot high. Buy now, whllo stock! an on tha bottom. Bead for our of hook of Information sad Dally Market Lotto; malted f re upoa application. : OGDEN'S BEST -- There isn't much nervous Nows the time To Buy Stocks When Interested FLOUR tea-drinlc- m . UNO. Leather Trunks Long Used. Leather trunks for tranuporting clothes were made ard sold In Rome TEA The greatest expoourei If you do not derive prompt and sstl factory results from the use of Ierun a write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving full statement of your case and be will be pleased to give you hla valuable ad. vice gratis. Address Dr. Ilartnian, President ed Tho llartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. it be steaming hot from the earthen pot; and the loveliest as early as tho time of Julius Caesar. Gaelic Hockey. "Camogaldheart is the name of the game, aomewhat like hockey, invented for the women of the Gaelic league In Ireland. p-rl- Linger longer over it; let Flso'a Cure cannot tie too highly apokra of m a cough cure. J. W. OllHisa, S3 Third Are. TEA n lutes Navy, writes from Washington, D. C., as follows: After the use of Peruna for short I era now cheerfully recow mci.d yuur valuable remeuy to any owe who le In need of on Invigorating tonic." Philip Hichborn. No remedy ever yet devised has received such unstinted eulogy from re many renowned ntuteunen and military men ns Ieruuo. Our army anil navy are the natural protection of our country, reruns ia the natural protection of the army and navy in the vicissitudes of climate im K TEA Bible. r, This is an interesting novelty, John Sharp W1I Representative said a dealer in toys. liams of Mississippi tells of a suit He opened a childs picture book that was brought before a Judge Robto the picture of a cow, and at the inson in that state. It was but a short same time he pulled a slender silk while after the beginning of the procord. The cow's mouth opened and ceedings that the judge made up his a sonorous "Moo! was given forth. mind concerning the Judgment to be A cock was on the next page, and rendered, and accordingly he Informed when his cord was pulled he flapped the counsel for tbe prosecution that ills wings and cried further argument was unnecessary. Notwithstanding this the attorney And thus the dealer, turning the continued to argue. Without the pages, showed Hons that ruffled their show of impatience the Judge politely manes and roared, dogs that stood on reiterated his desire that the proceedtheir hind legs and barked, cata that ings come to an end. But again his arched their backs and meowed, word was unheeded. snakes that wriggled and hissed, and Finally Judge Robinson called out children that turned their heads from to the sheriff to come to his desk. shTe to side and said "Papa and "Sheriff," said have we any cothe, Mamma. ton hereaboutT The dealer said the book came from The sheriff, concealing his Paris. There was a bellows inside surprise each picture that, on being com- at this unjudicial request, replied he that pressed by the silk cord, caused the bales notthought there were several far off. Then, complying proper sound to issue forth. with the instructions of Judge Robin"This Is a line book for a child to son, he left the court house, shortly he said. "Unfortunately, to return with have, a handful of the stais too though, it expensive for any but ple desired. Of this the Judge took rich children. two wads, which he stuffed in his ears, and, bending his eyes upon the legal No Carriages for Them. papers beside him, calmly remarked A party of children going on a fresh to the offending counsel: air excursion to the country left the Now, Mr. Jenkins, yon may train at a fashionable New York suburban summer resort. From there they were to drive several miles to Catching a Crowd. the farm house where they were to "Gentlemen." began the fakir as Le spend their holiday. arranged numerous bottles on a little They arrived at the station late in table at a street corner and prepared the afternoon on the same train with toe business, "has any one in this many of the summer residents. One crowd got a toothache?" boy ahead of the others caught sight No one answered. of the splendid locking carriages and "Has any one an earache, or a headprancing horses there to meet their ache? various owners. Not a man had anything to say. "Come ahead, boys, he called to the Very well, then; but are yon others, "they've sent a carriage for troubled with Insomnia? Are you low each of us, and I'm going to have the do you find yourself one with the fellow in the purple spirited, snd thinking of suicide? clothes. The appeal was like the other in He was much disappointed when vain. The crowd elbowed each other, he, with fifteen or twenty other chilbut no one advanced. was Into the dren, packed waiting "Very well, gentlemen; very well farm wagon. Now, Is there any one here who Indulges in Intoxicants and wishes to Hotel Lacking In Felicities. conceal the fact from the women folk? Half the profound truths one hears If so, I guarantee that one drop of thia are spoken entirely by mistake. Up marvelous preparation placed on the m the Virginia hills is a small hotel, tongue will instantly remove the or large boarding house, whichever of any you like to call it, where the air and There was a mad rush from all discenery are supposed to make up for rections and for the next five minutes the lack of modern conveniences, a he gave change and passed out tha pitiful foot tub and a pint of water bottles with both hands greet you every morning, and you pine for your home tub as Moses' followAnthracite Coal Production. ers hankered for the fleshpots. The average annual production of A sisanthracite coal in Pennsylvania baa Washington woman, who is ter to Mrs. Parklngton, is staying up been between G5 and 75 million tons, there. She sat on the gabery o ie day but for the last three years the averlast week, and this is w 11 she said: age has been only 59 millions. The "It's a 'ovely plate, but it hts one average production of bituminous coal drawback there are no feiiciti. Is for has Increased from lin,ni)0.000 iu 189f to 284,090.900 during 1903. Post bathing cere." Wasli-utio- n Mrs. " & Seed Co. LOOAN, UTAH. CAR LOTS OUR SPECIALTY UTAH. One of Naturea Oddities. It is atrange that in parti of Asia and Africa, where grass will not grow, the most beautiful flowers and ahrubs flourish to perfection. Mrs. Winslow Soothing Ayrwn. ln rum, now, wind nulht jnuauHUa. Par Andrea tmtblng, soften. lb. IbMtoMkia, alto yi pain, nlm Dishonest Aylum Officials. Is one of the London lunatie asylums that at Horton, near Epsom wholesale thefts of supplies by em- have been discovered. No ployes fewer than twenty-siof the asylum offlears were engaged In them. s TEA Tea tea sometimes snd tt some houses; st other times and at other house what do you think it is ? JtotoidMibii'ilMlohah bU Man To Mohs Oaod ! THE HEALTH THE ONLY PERFECT Oldest Tortoise. The oldest tortoise In the London Zoo has seen 850 summers. He has to be' fed by hand with cabbages. 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