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Show QUIRKS AND QUILLETS. JJroaa The Cincinnati Enquirer. On the wing feathers.. Cold: comfort ice water.. A. tight fit tli jiui-jama. A fall openings, cellar-hole.. A. singular object a: bachelor;. Always full the honey moon. A good thing, to tie. two matrimony. matri-mony. A tight pinch arresting a drunk. Still watches o the night patrolmen. Tho end of life is.. the beginning of; etermtye A man is in poor company when beside himself. There is a good, deal in.a.draw, aays the 'dentist. Keep busy. A. running stream rarely freezes orer. Money; spent for. a. laugh is a healthy investment. Simplicity ia principal in the school of. greatness. The fellow who sleeps on duty generally gets relief. People of a. retiring disposition are not always asleep. More people are overthrown by success than by failure. It is more blessed, to give than receive, says the pugilist. The. nubbinnevorv Btalks abroad before the ears of. maturity. Keep cool,. Fire will take the ' te inner out of the best steel. for rent and the Society for the Protection of Dead Beats would disband for want of a quorum. The-answer depends largely on how you put the question. -Sunshine will molt tho thickest ice. Trying, to get the best of a woman in an argument is a good deal like climbing a stair backward. Itsometimes baffles the whole polioe force to find a clue, but it jouly takes one copper to make a scent. There is about as much genuine humor about some people as there ia,in.a paper clown on a bill-board cirous. Don't concern yourself about where you stand. The all-important question is, "Which way shall Lmove?.- Whatever has been said about the bum. he rarely take.. water, though he often gets in tight quarters. The doctor is kept in good con-dition:by con-dition:by practicing upon those who are in bad condition from lack of exercise. We should study the best models. mod-els. No one thinks of dwelling npon the failures of: even the greatest artists. Don't depreciate humble effort. It requires just as perfect machinery machin-ery to run a sewing-machine as it does a steamship. j People who live in the back part bf their houses rarsly get to the frontl1 Opportunity d6es not pro-sent pro-sent itself at the rear door. Mind-reading- is analogous to the practice of the doctor who looks at his own tongue to see whiter . hi& TAtieiit ia biUimis;- , PdratheY work '-my ayVfor a deck passage across life's ferry; than pay for a'.' ride: in' the first eabin with Bomebody else's money. i People who get:, their preparatory prepara-tory training in the school. of ad, versity make eminent professors hi the University c.f Common Sense. Settle down. The acorn would never be- more than an acorn did jt not sihk.into the n ground, where it loses its-life in the mother earth, to find it again in the growing oak. 1 We. would suggest to the Socialist Social-ist that he would solve his own problem. Let himi bear in mind fhat the rich, man( never saved a thousand dollars without first saving sav-ing one. - - People who fly- into a passion generally light.on.themselves. The. world .owes- no man a living "who is. able to support himself.; Avpid bluster. The 'mostpow. earful' machinery makes the'kast noise. V v i The girl who sets her cap' for a heau sometimes. has an, arrow escape. The man who has an eye to business., bus-iness., generally has an ear to reason. Knowledge and igporance are landlord and tenant on .tho estate of life.' i A... II ' The way to kill the dread of to-- to-- morrow is to smother it in the joys oi today. ! .. True merit does not have to force an entrance to . the field of usefulness.., Watch your.p's. and q's espec- ially when they refer to peddlers and quacks. The man who gets up right in the morning ; usually remains upright up-right all day. Popularity is a good, deal like money the. more you get ot it the more you want., Some people run about as well in the race of life W a paper jockey on a show-bill horse. Originality alone succeed. . We can not expect to draw our water from somebody else's well. . Ambitious beginners should bear hi mind that, the farmer gets a grist befora he goes to mill. A snowbird, in the nest is a snowbird on the wing. A fool at ? home is never a sago abroad. If some people would devote wore time t .the human race and Jess toT the ', horse-race, tho insano as.yjuma would; soon . have rooms |