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Show you told me to do to-day." Good News. "You have been living too high." said the physician. You'll have to stop it." "I realize that." .was the 1 reply. "That's why I sent for you. : Now I won't be able to afford it." Washington Star. "Fear not." she cried. "We shall be saved." They took courage from her confidence. "Fear not. This is the fourteenth serial in which I have been the heroine, and I just about know how things go." And she laughed in the teeth of the tempest. Detroit Tribune. She (sentimentally)-What poetry there is in fire! He (sadly)-Yes; a great deal of my prettry poetry ljas gone there,-" there,-" Toronto Record, "I should think,"she said sympath etially to a young man who acts, "that you' would get tired of saying the same thing over and over." "No" he answered with pensive sadness. "It isn't that that makes us tired. It's hearing the same thing over and over when we ask for the salary that never come." Washing ton Star. "Oh the suspence of the book is something awful; but all ends well of course.""Yes?" Yon see the heroin is actually about to be married. She is even at the altar. It seems as if nothing can save her when she is suddenly struck by lightning. Relef? Well, I should say so. Why. you almost feel as if you were she." Detroit Trtbune First Farmer Has the lawsuit between you and Heysede been settled? set-tled? Second Farmer Yes; and so are the lawers. "How do you mean?" "They're settled on our farms." Philadelphia Record.- Not at the Theater. ! Employer Why are you so late this morning? 1 Boy I laid awake so long las' night I couldn't' wake up. "Hump! What kept you awake?" "Tryin' to remember all th' things |