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Show PE-RU-NA NECESSARY TO THE HOME. A Letter from Congressman PE-RU-NA IS A HOUSEHOLD SAFEGUARD. No Family Should Be' Without It. PERUNA is a great family medicine. .The women praise it as well as the men; it is just the thing1 for the many little catarrhal ailments of childhood. child-hood. The following testimonials from thankful men and women tell in direct, sincere lang-uage what their success has been in the uje of Peruna in their families: fam-ilies: Louis J. Scherrinsky, 103 Locust street, Atlantic, Iowa, writes: "I will tell you briefly what Peruna has done for me. I took a severe cold which gave me a hard coug'h. " AH doctors' doc-tors' medicines failed to cure it. I took one bottle of Peruna and was welL "Then my two children had bad coughs accompanied by gagging1. My wife had stomach trouble for years. She took Peruna and now she is welL "I cannot express my thanks in words, but I recommend your remedy at every opportunity, for I can conscientiously say that there is no medicine like Peruna. Peru-na. Nearly everyone in this town knew about the sickness of myself and family, fam-ily, and they have seen with astonishment astonish-ment what Peruna has done for us. Many followed our example, and the result was health. Thank'.ng you heartily, I am." L. J. Sherrinsky. Mrs. Nannie Wallace, Tulare, CaL, President of the Western Baptist Missionary Mis-sionary Society, writes: "I consider Peruna an indispensable article in my medicine chest. It is twenty medicines in one, and has so far cured every sickness that has been in my home for five years. I consider itof special value to weakly women, as it builds up the general health, drives out disease and keeps you in the best of health." Mrs. Nannie Wallace. Peruna protects the family against coughs, colds, catarrh, bronchitis, catarrh ca-tarrh of the stomach, liverand kidneys. It is just as sure to cure a case of catarrh of the bowels as it is a case of catarrh of the head. o o o o o FALLING HAIR Prevented by shampoos of CUTICURA SOAP, and light dressings of CUTICURA, purest of emollient Skin Cures. This treatment treat-ment at once stops falling hair, removes crusts, scales, and dandruff, soothes irritated, itching surfaces, stimulates the hair follicles, supplies the roots with energy and nourishment, nourish-ment, and makes the hair grow upori a sweet, healthy scalp when all else fails. 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 illioos of Women Use CimcntA Soap, assisted by Cdttcuka Ointment, for preserving, purifying, an1 beautifying the skin, for cleansing the scalp of crafts, ' scales, ami itamirutf, an J the stopping of falling-hair, for, softening, whitening, ami soothing red, rough, ant sore hands, for baby raphes, lu-.hings, and rhafinps, in the form of baths for annoying Irritations,' Inflammations, and ulcerative weaknesses, and for many sanative, antiseptic purposes which readily suggest themselves to women. CtmcCBA Soaf, to cleanse the skin; CtmcuRA Otstmekt, to heal the skin, and CrTKX'iiA Kksolvkkt Pill', tocool the blood. -A sin a lis Set is often sufficient to cure the inont torturing, dis-figuring, itching, burning, and scaly sktn, Hcalp, and blood humours, rashes, ItcUiago, auj Irritations, with loss of hair, when all else fails. Sold throiirhont the world. BrltMl Dnot: JT-W. Charterhouse Sl., London. French IV pot i 6 tiu de 1 I'ftjx, fftrta. 1'uTfll ini;o AMD Cuctt. Cour.,ttoie Prop-, Boston. r-CTTtcrA Riiolthj Pn i. ('hoo.it Coated) are new. teitelewi. odmirte CABMnlctl autMiiuto tor the eeieomted liquid Ci'Tici It Hksoltsjix, as VaU aaloc all otlMr butod purknara aud aauKHtr cure. In pocket TiaJa, Su tkrtea. 0 0 0 0 0 0 YOUR GRANDFATHER MEXICAN MUSTANG LINIMENT S In the pboa.rd Sixty cu Trier Was ro better remedy then I V. A n , . 1 mm awi . ;iui .t?.tv.jr ' ask for SALT LAKE CAfiDY CO.'S MOLASSES DAINTIES ALL F'RST CLASS DEALERS SFLL THEM. BUY THE BEST. Three Crown Flavoring Extracts are made direct from the fruit, thereby retaining their natural, perfect flavor. Three Crown Spices arc pure and fresh, right fmm our own mills. Three Crown Baking powder is pure, strong and economical Price ix; per pound. Ask for these brands and refuse all others. HEWLETT BROS. CO. ' PiTPl Locat and travellnp Cm 5 salesmen make money ' eilinir our trees. We furnish outfit and pav CASH EVERY WEEK. A few more good men -wanted. Write for particulars. , PIONEER NURSERIES COMPANY, ox laoe SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH. KEI.IAKI.K ASSAYS. Gold i Gold and Silver I i Iiead 50 ' ioU1. Si iTer and Cippr t.W PROMfT RKTl'KNS ON MAIL SAMi-LES. .06DEN ASSAY CO. 1725 Arapahoe St., Drnvr. olo. nDHDCV NE" DISC0VE3Y: givfs J IV J 1 O I qui! k relief n.i cures worst cases. Bcok of tiimon!i!s nd 10 DAYS' treatment SJL&. Dr.H-H-QaEJ B SOS,Boxa..AUat,Oa UIIIMTrn-AGENTS to wll oar Flaeriaf Ex-" Ex-" tracts. Iwlot Article and Fertumea. Wz proitta. Wriie tor terms. A. 1't.lk-hALL 1't.lk-hALL t (),0i alnut SM.. Ues Moinea. ltwa UTftH JUNK GO. hides, pelts, beeswax, rubber, rub-ber, ooppvr. brmas. etc. fcsait Lake Cifrv. L'tab. UTJY I IV? Rl IV CO KMliK-eandUeswrtptioBof tno fltll UtfwLunrr hunorubie nuaieo no wieii to uui 5 pbotoM far UwtSi Hand, kjuuaa City, FREE Brownie Camera. Write lor Particulars. M. M. 0. Agency. Box 16. Sad Lake Cit If afllicted rii Thompson's Eye Yater sore ejes When finswering fldvertisements Klndlu Mention This Paper. W. N. U.. Salt Lake No. 4-1. 1902 IHiHfSi ftrirRr ail fISf Cai, S. Ber t Coagh Byrup. Taste Good. TJ86 in time. tl w aruffeit. I3SEil2a3SIS222C2? V SML MArtf ia.ri3 Lxa 13 5 White.'of North Carolina. j ; ; uoeIrgk n." white. ; Congressman George Henry White, of Tarboro, N'. C. , writes the following letter to Dr. Hartmanin regard to the merits of the great catarrh cure, Peruna: - ;, House of Representatives, ) Washington, Feb. 4, 1899, ' The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, O.: Gentlemen am more than satisfied satis-fied with Peruna, and find it so be an excellent remedy for the grip and catarrh. ca-tarrh. I have used it in my family and they all join me in recommending it as an excellent remedy." . Very respectfully, George H. White. Peruna is an internal, scientific, systemic sys-temic remedy for catarrh. It is no palliative or temporary remeuy; it is thorough iri its work, and in cleansing the diseased mucous membranes cures the catarrh. If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory satis-factory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice ad-vice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O. 0 , Always kept a bottle', pf Years Ago. for Ma-n or Beast, and there never - S J 1 . I L st.ftwc r7C ft All uito iu oo. "ft Ir Tv il iM i JsA MM TiMMTMSSai TSMIiTMlSa 1 If I M" A Woman in a Novel Role. Miss Estelle Reed has won the distinction dis-tinction of being the highest, salaried woman in the United States government govern-ment employ. Sae is superintendent of Indian schools,, and( travels several thousand miles each year, visiting the different - agencies and tribesj studying study-ing their needs and bringing" improved improv-ed methods to bear upon their train-ins. train-ins. . - Can't l e i-erfet health without pure blood. Ilur.lock Blood Bitters niskes pure blood. IVnis and invigorates tao whole ty steal. . .;.'' Flnt Letters Still There. ' The state of. New Jersey was bought from the Indians for one barrel bar-rel of rum, twenty axes,, ten guns and a few trinket3, but the original inhabitants, in-habitants, the Mosquitoes, are still in control. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrnp.- For children tceiniiig, et'ftcna tue Kuniu, reduces la. HaiumaUun, allays pain, cures wind colic 25c a buttle. Explorirg a Chicago Slipper. A Chicago woman had two painters arrested for stealing $2,000 from her, and then found the money In an old slipper. Knowing the size of the Chicago Chi-cago foot, one ran imagine what an exploring job there was before that money was located. Talk about exploring ex-ploring the Mammoth cave! IxJs Angeles An-geles Times. Uether Grar's Sweet Powders for Children Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in the Children's Home in New York. Cores Feveriahness, Bad Btornach, Teething Disorders, Dis-orders, move and regulate the Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 30,000 testimonials. At all drngjrista. 25c Sample FREE. Address Ad-dress Allen S. Olmsted. LeHoy,.N. Y., Eloquent Tribute to Mackay. John V. Mackay, the Irish-American multimillionaire; who died recently recent-ly in London, had a fine tribute paid to him. once by a friend. "Mackay, said he. "is one of the few rich men I should like to know if he were poor." . Ti-n't Bate to be a day without Dr. Thomas' Eciectric Oil in the lae. Never ran tell what moment an acciaent is going to happen. High Salaries of Dancers. The greatest pay a dancer ever re ceived was $6,000 a year for six years paid to Marie Taglioni. But for shorter periods higher pay has been given. Lois Fuller is said to have received $2,475 in a single week. CALVE AND THE DRESSMAKERS. 1 She Once Saruj . For -an Admiring Audience of Workgirls. A characteristic story ' is told of Mme. Calve. Shortly before bee last American tour she paid a visit to fcer dressmaker in Paris. While he was discussing her costumes with th head of the establishment, which Is a. very large one, a couturiere hefitat-ingly hefitat-ingly entered the room and approached approach-ed her. She came on "behalf of herself her-self and her ' fellow -workers .to beg a great favor. Would Mme. Calve sing them a song? It was much to ask, but though they j worked for her, hardly any of them had ever had a chance of hearing her beautiful voice. At once the great singer consented. She went into the workroom, and, having satisfied herself that no unauthorized un-authorized persons were present, she delighted her audience of workgirlf with two exquisite songs. On leaving she was accorded ari ovation which for heartiness probably rivaled any which she had received during the course of her brilliart career. Frank Foxcroft opens the October Atlantic with "A -Study of Local Option," Op-tion," a discussion of the management of liquor-fellinr, which is based upon the results of the Massachusetts law but which appeals to a universal audience, au-dience, especially since the recent Vermont Ver-mont election, which was fought on this issue, and the result of which has aroused the attention of the whole country. Several happy literary papers embellish the number. Hermit and Miser.' George Cairncross, who lived at Earl-ville, Earl-ville, . Va,, and who was supposed to be poor, was found dead in his chair recently. For forty years he had lived the life of a hermit. Neighbors found in a flour sack $900, in an old rubber shoe a certificate of deposit of Tl,000, $100 in bills and' $50 in silver, and in old tin cans several hundred dollars. Bank books were also discovered showing deposits in Syracuse, Utica and Cortland banks. $35,000.00 IN GOLD. To be Distributed by the .Salt Lake Tribune to Iliuse Wlio Km linn te the Kesult of the Elfrtion. The Salt Lake Tribune will distribute the above amount of cash to those who make the nearest estimates of the vote for congressmen in "Utah, Idaho and Wyoming, at the election on Nov. 4. For every dollar you pay in advance for the Daily or Weekly Tribune or Inter-mountain Inter-mountain Farmer and Ranchman, you get an estimate. There are 1,490 cash prizes, ranging from $2 to $5,000 each. The vote two years ago was 177,809; what will it be next month? If you do not want to be a subscriber to The Tribune Tri-bune or Farmer and Ranchman you can make as many estimates as you wish for 50 cents each. Further particulars by addressing The Tribune Distribution Distribu-tion Bureau, P. O. Box 1298, Salt Lak City, Utah. ' . Egyptian Relics for Cornell. An Egyptian well-curb, hewn from a solid rock of reddish stonet weighing a ton and' a half, has been presented, to Cornell University by Ambassador. White. The diameter of. the curb Is "two and one-half feet, the hight about the same and .the sides six inches thick. The inner surface is worn smooth by,, constant usage. The Review of Reviews for October presents some striking pictures to illustrate il-lustrate twentieth century shipbuilding. The new battleship Maine, in contrast with Lord Nelson's frigate Victory; one of the new English submarine torpedo boats; and Mr. Charles" R. Flint's yacht Arrow, which on September 6 steamed at the rate of 44.13 statute miles ua hour, are the types illustrated. Got a Lover Easily. An amusing story is told of the crowning of the rose queen of a country coun-try district near Paris. The 'selected queen, as one of the formalities of awarding their dower, was asked by the mayor for the name of her- fiance. "I have none," she replied. Notified that a sweetheart was. indispensable, the young lady added timidly: "1 thought the municipality provided everything necessary." Straightway a young swain presented himself as an aspirant, and being as promptly accepted ac-cepted all things became regular and in order. . In an article on "The South and Her History," contributed to the Review oi Reviews for October, Mr. David Y. Thomas shows what the historical societies so-cieties and other agencies are doing, in various southern states, to stimulate and revive an interest in local history. Gould's Palatial . Private Car. George Gould's private car, Atlanta,' Atlan-ta,' ' is nearing completion at St. Charles, Mon where he inspected it a few days ago. It is to cost about $150,000 and will be a veritable palace pal-ace on wheels. Mr. M. O. Stone, of the Rochester N. Y. Park Commission, writes in the Review of Reviews forOctoberon "Our Public Pleasure Grounds," showing how park improvements in many cities have have greatly. 'enhanced real estate es-tate values. Some Causes of Cancer. Recent investigations point to the conclusion that one of the causes of cancer is improper food and drink, says Leslie's Weekly. That cancer of the lips and mouth are caused by excessive smoking is now a fact established es-tablished by the 'case of Gen. Grant and others, and it has been intimated that cancer microbes have been found in , certain vile , smelling : foreign cheeses,' for which some fashionable people profess to have a great liking. So far as the malady is traceable to causes like these the remedy to be applied ap-plied is simple and easy, viz., to smoke moderately, if at all, and to let all moldy and decayed articles of food alone, n& matter. if gourmets pretend to like them." ' ' . j ' ' ; ' ,. - now Thur J ... -. . We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall s Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHEMEY & CO., Props.. Toledo. O. We, the undersigned, have known P. J. Cheney for the last 15 years and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligation obliga-tion made by their firm. West & Truax, Wholesale TJrujrsflsts, Toledo, O.; Waldmp. Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Drursists. Toledo. Ohio. Hall 8 Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, acting act-ing directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Priot 5c per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Bali's t amily Fills aro the best. Some Good Accomplished "Does hanging prevent murder?" asked a friend of Deputy Attorney-General Attorney-General Job. E. Hedges the other day. "I think it does," replied Mr. Hedges. "I never heard of a man committing murder after" he was hanged." New York Times. Fortune How 111 Luck Has Followed Those Connected With the Fair Millions. IGHT years ago James G. Fair died in San Francisco, leaving" a fortune of some $30,000,000 for his heirs to E .squabble over. For seven years they fought and. spent more than $2,000,000 'in the fighting. and then, only twelve months later, one-third one-third of the fortune was In dispute again. Someone seems to have bewitched the late Nevada Senator's jnillions, for no one has yet been able to enjoy their use.;:. Even he, strong, self-reliant self-reliant man as! he was,' was happier poorjsjthan rich, happier n acquiring his fortune- than in the enjoyment of it. ' The story is one which , would bring . shouts of rid'cule hurtling round the devoted head of "any" author. au-thor. . who 'dare Imagine . it,.. - - From the day when' they began; to accumulate away back in 1865 the Fair millions have borne "a curse". Everyone connected with them . Has had trouble and sleepless nights, they have twice awaited heirs iri whole or in part andf on each occasion occa-sion disputed claims ' have .been put forward.. Even the method .of their getting spoke romance and the meth--od of their spending while old Mr. Fair controlled them was even more romantic. J v Born in Ireland, in 1831 Mi1: Fan-came Fan-came to., this country with ;,his parents in 1843. .'He was educated chiefly in Chicago till he was 19, and then he went to seek-fame and fortune, for-tune, in the" California gold fields then, in 1850, -attracting the attention of the world. His was jio rapid ris to wealth. For fifteen years he struggled strug-gled on' as prospector, digger and miner, earning his daily bread by the sweat of his brow and accumulating accumu-lating no more money than would suffice for a single night's enjoyment. enjoy-ment. ' . Suddenly the tide turned, dollars poured in upon him in one unceasing flood till In 1,872 he was- reputed to be worth $50,000,0o0- and his partners, part-ners, the late John W. Mackay and the two Irish saloon-keepers, Flood and O'Brien,, were equally rich. Then his troubles commenced. Up to this time he had been- a hard-working, steady, frugal manl ;He hai employed em-ployed .his first $9,000, made in 1865, in wedding a t pretty Irish colleen, with whom he had long-been enamored enam-ored in secret He spent the millions mil-lions which came after largely ' in supporting other and less sacred ties. The details of his fortune are too well known, however.- to need repeti- . James G. Fair, tion. They .are' a part of the history his-tory of the west and as such will go down to posterity together with ' the '49 rush and the wild days of the eariy diggings. It ' is the history of . the fortune after it 'was made, the history of the maker and his heirs, which is after all most romantic. ro-mantic. " With wealth and the cares ' of wealth Mr. Fair began to develop tendencies which, he had either held In check or not possessed before. He tired of his still . handsome wife, he manifested the Irishman's insensate love of the fair sex and he spent much of his time courting the good graces of those among th'em who took his fancy. So free was he with his loves that Mrs-. Fair left him and later obtained a " divorce. So " free, too, that he left one will bequeathing $50 to every child who could prove kis paternity. Neither did he forget .the women, for to many he made gifts of shares and deeds conveying real estate and to others presents of jewelry and handsome checks. Such gifts were often the result, apparently, appar-ently, of a' momentary caprice, or the documents necessary for the transfer were seldom drawn by lawyers, law-yers, but penciled by the millionaire himself on scraps of paper plucked from his pocketbook as he sat in the evening, in the company of some fair deceiver. So frequent ' were these gifts and so commonly did he have resort to his handy pocketbook that after his death' his heirs did little for a year save redeem such as were presented. , The wildness of the father, if late in developing, spread to . the sons. One of them, the eldest,r James, died a drunkard ten years ago, and; the other. Charles, whose tragic end a few days back has raised again the disposition of his father's millions, was also addicted to drink. :'wice he took the gold cure and twice he suffered suf-fered relapse. He shared, too, the old man's ungovernable love for the sex and although not so free in his affections was none the less , unable to relinquish the idea of winning a woman once he had made up his mind to do so. The story of his marriage is in Itself It-self a romance. He had been on a prolonged debauch up country in California.. Cal-ifornia.. His father's wealth provided provid-ed him with unlimited funds and he prolonged his spree indefinitely. At Mill Valley he lost all he had with him Iri a gambling den and started or home. On tie "way he fell into a Is Cursed creek, was fished . out ry his companions com-panions and put to bed. At 3 in the morning he started off again, clad only in an undershirt, held up a saloonkeeper for $4 and so reached San Francisco, where a few hours later he was married. He appeared at the altar so drunk that Maude Nelson, as she then was, refused to commence her efforts to reform him till he had sobered up, and accordingly he went back home to sleep off the effects of his debauch. de-bauch. . Later in the day, however. Rev. Benjamin Akerly performed the ceremony and the young couple made merry on a single bottle of beer. Unable to crntrol himself, old Fair was furious at his son takice similar sim-ilar liberties and broke off connection with the young man. His daughter followed suit and from that day till it became necessary fcr the famil; to reunite in an effort to break the old man's will Mrs. Vanderbilt and Mrs. Oelrichs saw nothing of their wild young brother. For his part he was traveling in Hurope, still drinking, drink-ing, but apparently enjoying the society so-ciety of his wife.- To add to the romance old Mr. Fair disinherited Lis son as a punishment punish-ment for his marriage and was only won over when the young woman de serted her husband for a spell, took a position as nurse under an assumed name and tended the crotchety old gentleman. In her early days she had been an actress and it must have needed all her histrionic abilities abili-ties to conceal her interest in getting the right side of her patient. Still she succeeded. Mr. Fair relented, allowed his son money to live on and even became quite fond of the brave young wife. So things went on till on Dec. 28, 1896, the old man died, leaving such a tangle of wills that it took nearly seven years to straighten then out. MOTTOES USED IN BUSINESS. Are These Signs of1 the Times in New York Offices? Not all business men in New York are so joined to their business as to be forgetful of the little things which mean much to the stranger who enters en-ters their offices, says the New York Sun. In the office of one who is at his desk from 8 o'clock a. m., until 6 p. m., hangs a motto in large type: "I am passing this way but once; I shall not return again., It is my wish that I may do- some act which will be a benefit to all I meet." On another an-other wall is a motto to the effect that any man can be placid and courteous court-eous when everything is going his way, but it requires a hero to be pleasant in the face of adversity. One of the busy men referred to when spoken to about these pleasant greetings greet-ings said: "It is not what many would expect to find. Very many people act as if they thought we Kept a bulldog or a Gatling gun in the doorway. I have often had a cold chiil upon going into an office where the proprietor had a big card on his desk on which was printed: 'This is my busy day,' or 'Be brief.' "I remember some years ago that I had occasion to call on the governor of a great state. On his desk was a warning in Latin: 'Tempus fugit.' Think of a politician virtually saying to his callers: 'Hurry up.' It reminded remind-ed me of the command of our Broadway Broad-way conductors: 'Step lively,' I was present in the oCce of the Governor who succeeded the hurry-up executive execu-tive the day the former took charge and I remember with a great deal of pleasure that when be saw the motto of his predecessor, he told his private secretary to smash it," Party Was Well Fed. Some idea of the needs of the party accompanying President Roosevelt may be gained from the fact that when the dining car was started on its travels it was stocked with, or took on later, a total of 350 pounds of beef 100 of lamb, seventy-five of ham, twenty-five of tongue, 120 of chicken, fifty of goose, thirty-five of turkey, one bushel of clams, three crates of melons, 100 pounds of butter, twenty gallons of ice cream the list is well night Interminable. Ten gallons of spring water were drunk every day and about 160 gallons of water used for cooking. Boston Transcript. Worried Over Baseball. 'In the,. Mississippi delta, baseball is about to be batted by political economy. The cotton field negroes have found a more attractive field. In one little town the other day nine negro baseball teams played matches and a goodly number of connoisseurs sat upon the fence and howled. The planters are pensive. They fear that Sambo will become a dull boy and much cotton be spoiled. So they are going to ask the Mississippi legislature legisla-ture at its next session, to ; forbid baseball games in the fall. New York Sun. A Costly Telegram. In Berlin recently two employes of a telegraph company were fined rather rath-er heavily because in transmitting a dispatch from one merchant to another an-other they used the word "kaufen," which means to buy, instead of "ver-kaufen," "ver-kaufen," which means 'to sell. The decision of the court was based on the new civil code of Germany, which regards re-gards an employe as pecuniarily responsible re-sponsible for any mistakes which he makes. Removing Boer Bullets. ' Lord Methuen has undergone a successful operation in London, several sev-eral spent bullets being removed fr-jm his injured leg. There is every prospect of a speedy recovery, although al-though It is expected ttat the limb Till, be slightly contracted. I 8ERVANT3 IN 2,000 A. D. Will Not Be Needed Labor-Saving Devices in Homes. The thread.-bare servant problem will have become a thing of the past by 2000 A. D. , Domestics seem to be necessary nowadays to supplement, the deficiencies of some housewlyes, and owing to the Incompleteness In the construction of many houses. The tendency of modern apartment houses is to minimize work so that no servants serv-ants will be needed. The homes of the future will probably prob-ably be warmed in the walls from some power-generating station. Air will enter through proper tubes In the walls which will warm the house and will capture the dust, and - it will be spun out again by simple devices. Scientific builders are now planning to do away with the walls meeting the floors at right angles, as by rounding off the angles between wall and floor, sweeping and cleaning will be lightened. If a window is cleaned hurriedly and left wet, it dries In spots, and dirt Is left in solution. By the touching touch-ing of a button and turning on of water that contains a solvent, water would be forced down the window panes from pin holes in a pipe above, into a groove below, and this would be followed by pure rain water, and window cleaning would be done "sans domestiques." And within a few years, perhaps, the French scientists will have further fur-ther perfected the taking of nourishment nourish-ment and enjoying whole meals from a . few drops, or a few pellets, from two to three vials, thus doing away with chefs, and the elaborate part 'bi housework. HIS ELOQUENCE WAS LOST Lawyer's Efforts Weakened by Witty Story of His Opponent. A certain excellent but loud-voiced lawyer was addressing a jury. Finally, Fin-ally, 'in a perfect hurricane of sound he closed his argument and sat down. The jury were impressed, and the other side was in danger. The lawyer opposite had a sad, watery wat-ery eye and a hatchet-like face. He sat patiently through the tumultuous gusts of his friend, and after the reverberations of the closing crash he rose quietly from his seat "As I listened to the thunderous appeals ap-peals of my learned friend," he said, addressing the jury in a drawling tone, "I recalled an old fable. You will remember, gentlemen, how the lion and the ass agreed to slay the beasts of the fiela and divide the spoil. The ass was to go into the thicket and bray and frighten the animals ani-mals out, while the lion was to lie in wait and kill the fugitives s fast as they appeared. The ass sought the darkest pant of the jungle and, lifting lift-ing up his awful voice, brayed and brayed and brayed. The ass was quite intoxicated with his uproar, anr thought he'd return and see what the lion thought of it. With a light heart he went back and found the lion looking look-ing doubtfully about him. " 'What do you think of that?' said the exultant ass. 'Don't you think I scared 'em?' " 'Scared 'em?' repeated the lion, in an agitated tone. Why, you'd 'a scared me if I didn't know you were a Jackass.' Jack-ass.' " The jury laughed, the effect of the lawyer's sonorous eloquence was visibly vis-ibly weakened, and he lost the case. HAD TO PAY THE PRICE. Bibliomaniac Married to Secure a Rare Volume. M. A, Brisson, ' the French writer, relates an anecdote of a well-known Frenchman, an octogenarian, who spent most of liis time in his younger days in Paris hunting up valuable books among the second-hand bookshops. book-shops. He was a bachelor, and for a housekeeper had an extremely plain woman, who, however, had caught from her master the taste for old books. One day the housekeeper appeared ap-peared with a parcel of books wrapped wrap-ped in paper and asked her master to look at them. Among the rubbish was a small volume bound in red morocco. "What have you paid for this?'' the master gasped after looking look-ing at the title page. "Thirty soua for the lot," the servant replied. "But, my good woman, this book alone is worth 10,000 francs!" the bibliomaniac biblio-maniac went on, and the moment after regretted the unwise speech. "I'll give you 100 francs for it," ha said. "But monsieur said just now that it was worth 10,000." "I'll give you 500." "No, no." "Seven hundred hun-dred and fifty." But it was no use, and to make a long story short, the master married her in order to obtain the first edition. Kansas Identified. "I crossed the United States In July," said the returned partisan. "Did you go through Kansas?" asked the bystander. "I didn't ' hear the place mentioned," said the tourisL "Well," said the bystander, "you passed pass-ed through a place where there were leagues upon leagues of corn, didn't you?" "Yes, was that Kansas?" "It might have been, and it might have been Indiana. Did you go through a state with miles and miles of prairie?" prai-rie?" "Yes, I remember it well; so that was Kansas?" "It might have been and it might have been Iowa. What other state of corn and prairie did you see?" Well," said the tourist, "one state we passed through had lots of prairie and lots of corn, and on that July day It was very hot, and in the evening ever so far we could see a house, out of the rear chimney of which oozed a little column of smoke, which went up straight as an arrow for ten miles and a half." "That," said the bystander, with a satisfied air, "was Kansas." Wichita Eagle. An Expressive Tribute. John Saul, a veteran of the civil war, lives near Bridgewater, Me., and has been married three times. Each of his wives is dead. The latest Mrs. Saul having crossed the 6ark river six years ago. Ever since then the widower has been considering what sort of an inscription he would place on the headstone at her grave. He finally decided on this, which has been engraved on the stone by a local marble worker: "To. the memory of Mary Ann Saul. Born Dec. 22, 1848, died Aug. 5, 1896. Erected by hei loving husband. She was the best wife I ever had." Vast Extent of Manitoba. ' Less than 10 per cent of Manitoba's Mani-toba's land has been taken up; the neighboring vicinity of As-Biniboia As-Biniboia has nearly 60,000,000 acres, mostly suitable for wheat cultivation; cul-tivation; Alberta, near the Rockies, is 500 by 300 miles in extent, and Saskatchewan is another empire in area. BIRDS AND ELECTRIC WIRES. Seem to' Know the Danger That Lurks in Electricity. A letter which reaches us from Naples will be read with interest. The writer, in visitirg the great electric works there, seems to have been struck chiefly with what was told him by the engineer in charge with regard to the habits of the birds in the neighborhood. Never by any chance, he says, do they ever settle on the wires that conduct the electric force to the city, but always wait till the current is Interrupted before alighting. "We always switch off the current," said the electrician, "from noon" till 1 p. m. every day. A few moments after noon the wires are crowded with birds, but a few minutes min-utes before 1 o'clock they all fly away and never attempt to sit on the wires. If by any chance we are obliged to keep the current after midday, the birds are there ready to settle, but on approaching the wires fly away again. It seems tnat they know when a wire is conveying electricity. elec-tricity. Even the flies seem to know. You will never see a fly settle on a wire carrying a currenL" London News. . The Old Man Knew. s A boy outran his allowance and other resources so much that he was in imminent need of aid. So he sat down and wrote to his father thus: "Dear Pa. I had the misfortune to be upset In a boat while out on the river and lost the beautiful watch you gave me. ' I would like some money to employ em-ploy a diver to recover it Your affectionate af-fectionate son, Thomas." The old gentleman gen-tleman was no fool. He replied: "It is riot worth while diving for it. It might as well be in soak in one place as in another." A GREAT SUFFERER FROM RHEUMATISM. Cured by St. Jacobs Oil. Mr. E. G. Moore, of 7, Phillips Street, Kingsland: "I was a great sufferer from Rheumatism Rheu-matism for many years, during which time I . tried many remedies, from which I received but very little relief. Being advised to use St. Jacobs Oil, I did so, and am happy to say that after a few applications I felt great relief, and continuing its use I can now say I am perfectly well. St. Jacobs Oil is. In my opinion, a thing which should be in every household." What a blessing, and what hours of suffering, pain and misery would have been saved had Mr. Moore adopted the wiser course and used St. Jacobs Oil at first, instead of wasting time and money on worthless embrocations and nostrums with which, unfortunately, the market is flooded. The public should not lose sight of the fact that St. Jacobs Oil has conquered pain for more than fifty years, and it isn't going to stop doing the same thing now or at any future time. Fifty years' record of pain conquering is a record to inspire confidence. con-fidence. School for Factory Employes. The Hoe printing press works at New York has a school in connection to which attendance is compulsory upon the part of the boys learning a trade. This i3 considered necessary by reason of the highly skilled labor required. BUSINESS COLLEGE. Now Open at tha Temp)etoo Tuition For School Tear, 8S40. We control the Ellis Cabinet system of bookkeeping and the Gregg system of shorthand. They are the best. Visit us at the Temple ton and make inquiries inquir-ies about us from the business, professional profes-sional and educational men of the city. We lead, others follow. Salt Lake Business College. His Hoodoo Day. Joseph Bamford, a wealthy silk manufacturer of Paterson, N. J., was fined $50 the other morning for employing em-ploying child labor in his factory. By way of cooling off his outraged feelings feel-ings he went in the afternoon for a spin in his automobile. While going through Montclair he traveled at a higher speed than is allowed by the ordinances made and provided. A hard-hearted policeman arrested him, and he was fined $20 for being too speedy. Have Von Enough Money? If you haven't you may make a fortune for-tune for fifty cents. The Salt Tribune will distribute $35,000.00 in gold, im mediately after the approaching state elections, to those who make the near est estimates of the vote for congress men in Utah, Idaho and Wyoming There will be 1,490 awards, ranging from $5,000.00 each down to $2. The vote in 1900 was 177,809. Write for circulars to The Tribune Distribution Bureau, P. O. Box 1298, Salt Lake City, Utah. Be quick; there's no time to lose. New Cure for Consumption. A recent cure for consumption advocated ad-vocated by an Irish physician. Dr. W. C. Uinchin, is the inhalation of the vapor of garlic juice. The doctor doc-tor claims that by this method he has effected some remarkable cures. Evervbodv's liaola to itchine piles. Rich and poor, old and young terrible the torture tor-ture they suffer. Only one sure cure. Doan's Ointment. Absolutely safe; can't fail. Has Taught Dog to Read. Lord Avesbury, better known as Sir John Lubbock, the scientist, has been teaching his dog to read. He has pro- eressed so far that "Van" finds a card with "out" Drinted on It when he wishes to go for a walk, and picks out other words In the same fashion. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES color Silk, Wool and Cotton at one boiling. Sets Precedent in Washington. The anti-bibulous order of Pension Commissioner Ware has already improved im-proved the morale of the bureau, although al-though it took several removals and a score of reductions in rank to convince con-vince the employes that the commissioner commis-sioner was in earnest. The novelty of a bureau chief insisting upon sobriety among his subordinates has been without with-out a precedenL Ho such thing as "summer complaint'' where Dr Fowler's Extract of Wi d (strawberry (straw-berry is kept I anrly. Nature's remedy for looseness cf tbe bowels. Cider for the Gouty. Though as a general rule the gouty are' better without alcoholic liquors, yet ordinary "rough" cider, fully fermented fer-mented and free from sugar, Is practically prac-tically harmless. The percentage of alcohol Is small, and the acidity Is chiefly due to malic acid, which is In the body, converted into alkaline carbonates, car-bonates, and excreted as such, and cider has not therefore the injurious effects of the sweet and highly alico-holic alico-holic wines in gout. SHOWING THE WAY. Most of our readers know all about the aches and pains of a bad back, very few people are free from sick kidneys, as the kidneys are the most over-worked organs of the body and. "go wrong" at times no matter how well the general health may be. The trouble is 60 few understand the Indications In-dications of kidney trouble. You are nervous, tired out and weary, have stitches, twinges and twitches of backache pains, but lay It to other causes; finally the annoyance and suffering attendant with urinary disorders, dis-orders, retention of the urine, too frequent fre-quent urination makes you realize the seriousness of it. At any stage you should take a remedy that will not only relieve but cure you. Read the following and profit by the lesson it teaches: C. J. McMurray, a resident of Free-port, Free-port, 111., address 4? Iroquois St., says: 'I have greater faith in Doan's Kidney Pills to-day than I had in the fall of 1897, when 1 first took that remedy and it cured me of an acute pain across the back and imperfect action of the kidneys. Since I made a public statement of these facts and recommended Doan's Kidney Pills to my friends and acquaintances, thon oughly believing as I did both from observation and experience that they would do just as they were represented represent-ed to do. I am still pleased to re-indorse re-indorse my statement given to the public shortly after I first began to use the remedy." A FREE TRIAL of this great Kidney Kid-ney medicine, which cured Mr. McMurray, Mc-Murray, will be mailed on application to any part of the United States. Address Ad-dress Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale by all druggists, price 50 cents per box. An Easy Question. A worthy negro matron who had lost one of her numerous progeny by death was met by a friend at the head of the procession of mourners. "Which of the children is dead, aunty?" asked the friend. "Why, the one in da hearse,' was the sobbing reply. To Cure a Cold in One day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund money if it fails to cure. SCO Judge Shiras an Ardent Fisherman. Justice Shiras, who will resign next spring from the United States supreme su-preme bench, is in ardent fisherman. His summers are spent among the lakes of Canada with his son, George Shiras III. There have been three of the name living at the same time, all well known public men, and they had to be numbered to distinguish father from son and grandson. Do Tour Feet Ache and Barn? Shake into your shoes, Allen's Foot-Ease, Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It makes tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Hot and Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and bhoe b tores, 25c bample sent FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y. Cost of Magic Lanterns. High class magic lanterns, to give. picture nine feet In diameter, cost !rom $750 upwards. The lenses some-.tates some-.tates cost $100 apiece. Dropsy treated free by Dr. H. H. Green's Sons, of Atlanta, Ga. The greatest dropsy specialists in the world. Read their adver tisement in another column 01 this paper. Auto Beats Train. Queen Christina has just experienced experi-enced a demonstration of the speed of the automobile which she describes to all her friends. She mas taking the train to cross the Spanish frontier, and the Marquis de Tovar, the Duke de Sotomayoe, and M. Augular, secretary to the king, drove up in an automobile to bid her good-bye. When the train departed they started off at full speed and arrived in time to welcome the queen at Hendaye. They then continued con-tinued the race a second time, and met her at Bayonne. I do not believe Piso's Cure for Consnmptloi has an equal for coughs nd colds. Jorm V BoTJtit, Trinity Sprn. Ind.. Feb. 16. 1900. London and New York Fires. It. costs on an everage $200 to put out a fire in London and $690 to extinguish ex-tinguish one in New York. ifl'UHL-UIIT mas 100 Imported Perch- in our barn. 1,0C to S.00 lbs. weight. Our prtoe can't be duplicated nor our hormee u rpaed - Our juh Importation of o head jat landed In onr table Sept. . We al.o havo registered Shorthorn Short-horn and Hereford ca tie . 1 - Kulta Don' P" n by. WATSON WOODS BROS. & WET VEAIHiR COHfORT There ia no aotiafoction keener tharj being dry And eomforXaible when out, in the hardest torm. YOU ARE SUM OP TH15 IT YOU TfCAB CfWDbt WATF-DDDOOF ILED CLOTHIN MA.DC IN MACK OR YELLOW BACKED BY. OUR 0UASAKTE1 .TOWER CO. BOSTON. MA AAK YOUR DEALER. If he WW not uno1r yoa for our free retrtloque of gnrnxnts m4 I CARBOLIC SALVE will prevent blood poisoning in Cuts, Wounds, Sores, Bruises, and heal them. too. 25 cents. Would you have TOOTHACHE for 15 cents? Our Japanese Jap-anese Tooth Ache Drops will rid you of both. DeCOSTAS LIVER FILLS is Health Insurance for 25 cents a policy. What is your health worth? All Lung Diseases start with a cough. If you will cough up a quarter for a bottle bot-tle of Cough Balsam you'll stop coughing Japanese Corn Cure will rid you of a dozen CORNS for a quarter. Which do you love the best corns or quarter? ALL DRUGGISTS OR STORKS OR DIRECT FROM : : 1 I s Z. C. M. I. SALT LAKE CITY. f U ' JM 9 n 4 1 ir 1 z |