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Show ,1:; . Unlv of Utah -J INDE 'f TIT T ' "x, A Weekly Newspaper, Devoted to the Interests of the Leading Agricultural ?and . Horticultural Section of Utah "The Garden of the West," VOLUME 12. NUMBER 3. , . SPRINGVILLE, UTAH, OCTOBER 3, 1901. PRICE, 1.25 PER ANNUM. T 15 Minutes sufficient to give you most delicious tea biscuit using Royal Baking Powder as directed. di-rected. A pure, true leavener. BEVI2NGB. The youthful waiter has just bean ignomlniouBly discharged. "Landlord!" says he, "I'm a guest bow bring me a glass of beer!" Flle-gtiide Flle-gtiide Blaetter. VtBT HE WAS DETAINED. From the London Spare Moments. "Why In the world did you keep lhat errand boy go long, Jane?" recently re-cently asked a lady of her servant, who has just taken In a siphon of soda water. "Please, ma'am, he waitsd for tha bottle!" glibly answered the damsel. "Waited for the bottle?" queried her mistress. "Please, ma'am; he wanted to know If he could have a returned empty, so 1 drawed off all the tod a. water Into a jug and let him ave it! I drawad tt "Jl off. maim!" was the reassuring re- Ttf, ' ire A Cold lu One Day. ' Tnke Laxative Uromo Quinine Tablets, All drumrlsts refund tlie money if It falls to Cure. E. W. Grove's sigrmtuie Is tin each DtckM' Old Curl.viltr Shop. The "old curiosity shop," immortalized immortal-ized by Dkkeus, which Is situated in Portugal street, a dilapidated thoroughfare thor-oughfare lying behind the Law Courts, London, Is to be demolished. The residence resi-dence of Mrs. Gamp, in Gingsgate street, Holborn, is also coming down. 3immmmmmt?t i I I I I II ( I 1 I U I I I I I I I I . A. pAIlEY, SpriijgViile i Style, LITERARY NOTES. It may he ungracious to criticise the poetry written for great occasions, such as the opening of expositions and the launchings of ships, or even the ending of wars, but it is surely to be hoped that American verse is not to be Judged by these performances. There have been several of them this year, and the only reason that they will not make the judicious grieve Is that the judicious will not read them. Saturday Satur-day Evening Post. - The Intellectual history of the Hoo-sier Hoo-sier illustrates the law that appears to govern the growth - of all literary geinus. There must be long periods of action and of silence before there can be the brief epochs of eloquent speech. Individuals and nations alike obey that law. You can see it working work-ing In the careers of awkward country coun-try boys, whose lives have been spent In silent drudgery, and who have given no evidence of power; some great and novel influence stirs those boys and all the torrent of energy and of feeling that has been dammed up within them bursts forth In some splend'.d speech or song. You can see that same law working still more p'alnly In the histories of the nations that have produced pro-duced great literary works. Indian-spoils Indian-spoils News. - tut, sow or wi r. ' ' ' 1 kloiaslBii:iUtS3!lS3!euitat la the v d vertisement " colu nans of tho latest number to hand of the New York Herald: "As useful Companion, Daily or Per-man. Per-man. Wanted, sit. by thorough comp sup.' j ug pers.; gd. Fr. Germ. Eng. scholar; typewr. gd. seamsV-ess and pack." Evidently our contemp. charges its advtsrs. accord, to amt. space occupd. in sttng. up thr. annncemts. The effect ef-fect is deddly. plsng., and nit. with advntge. be Intrded. Into other depts. of the paper. London News. ataiBia AitAgAaA maaaaa aaaaaaaA WVWVWVWV WVmwVWv WwTWWV VWVWVWvW is that Are always sold by Material are Right AN INSANE MAN JUMPS FROM TRAIN. Last Saturday night a . stranger, who gave the name of Wui. Harrison and was about 45 years of age, jump- ed from train No. 4 on the Itio Grande Western a short distance cast of here. He tbet ran to Spanish Fork, where officers arrested him as he showed signs of Insanity. He was taken to Provo, Sunday evening, and explain-his explain-his behavior bv saying a large crowd on the train was making fun of him. Harrison was very nervous and suspicious, sus-picious, and says be had been to Cal-fornia Cal-fornia for his health, having suffered from malaiia and was considerably improved when he started home. As he had a ticket to St. Louis he was put on the train Monday and sent on his way. ANOTHER AT OGDEN Tuesday's Evening News contains the following frotn its Ogden correspondent: corres-pondent: "Gustay Loewe, a German who was en route to the coast from his home In Ohio, arrived in Ogden yesterday in a demented coudition, and was taken from the Eio Grande Western train and delivered to the custody of the sheriff. The man was taken with insanity shortly after he commenced com-menced to come into the high altitude, and his condition grew rapidly worse as he traveled towards the west. It is said that the other side of Springville the man went to the rear platform and by some unknown un-known means while the train was moving at a rapid speed, he got onto the trucks of the car and was found there at Springville. He was placed in the car again and closely 'watched until he arrived at Ogden, when his condition became dangerous. danger-ous. A physician was summoned here, and examined Loewe, pto-nouncing pto-nouncing his case aa only temporary Insanity, caused" from the high altitude, alti-tude, and recommended his Lelug held here for aT few days, when it is thought be will W att right. He hud considerable money -with him."" " The Straight of It. The following note, picked up on the street Monday afternoon, is a manly exposition of what narrowly escaped being a grievous wrong: "Deau Lou;-1 hope you ain't mad because I didn't laft at you when youlafTtat me last evening at the post offls. I ain't prowd, dear Lou, but I have a bile uuder my arm, and can't laff as I used to as Heaven is my judge, Yours truly, M. and "Fit tar .aiamumiiiiiui Get the Most Out pf Your Food You daft't and can't if your stomach is weak. "A weak stomach does not digest di-gest all thai is ordinarily taken into it. It gets tire easily, and what it fails to digest is wasted, . Among the signs of a weak stomach are uneasiness after eating, tits of nervous ner-vous headache, and disagreeable belch ing. ,:"f':i" -;' - "I have" jraken Hood's Sarsaparllla at different tlrjs for stomach troubles, and a run down Mbiditlon of the system., and have been greatly benefited by Its use, I would not be without it in my family. I am trou bled especially in summer with weak stomach stom-ach and nausea and find Hood's Sarsaparllla invaluable.? . B. Hk-knak, W .Chester, Pa. Hood's Sarsaparllla fand Pills Strengthen and tone the stomach and the whole digestive system. .; , THB SERVANT QUESTION,',: t Consider; now the servant question. r : Verily, It is not the men who go forth and grab railroads and factories that cause the most worry Is the heart of man. . V - Nay, and neither is it the trust nor the syndicate that loseth a man's job for him and cutteth his wage In two, that handeth him the greatest bunch of sorrow.'' j;"' V - - Surely, (the servant question Is the one that brlngeth the gray hairs and maketh th wrinkles. For the servant goeth abroad In the land seeking what she may devour. She geHetU'tob as a cook, and the flour bill goes ud as high as the monument, monu-ment, And the sugar trust deciareth dividends every week because she buy-eth buy-eth so much. v . She ustth more coffee for a family of two thai the boss cook of a circus taketh fJr1 all his men. -,.: She lurneth ' the steak, and she brlngeth' f on the roast when it la scorched to a hardwood finish.. She roaketh plo that no man can eat and call his life his own. -V.: And she. caeteth biscuit that linger in the Ikwooi of the eater thereof. And,1:"!! one speaketh to her that she t .frulfc from wasting food and cook bet'.r-. Ir'-'toSlvi tfct 't ' no longer the .asSst.f to buH- &.?af ltnd"to-riu building brick biscuit. .She laoketh askance at him. Yea, she looketh at him with the corner cor-ner of her eye, and she frowneth upon him. f And she telleth him to take hlraslf unto the outside, or she will disarrange his countenance with a rolliDg pin. And he goeth out with speed. And that same day he readeth a poem about lovely woman. And wondereth in his heart if the poet ever saw a cook; Verily, It is greatly to be wished and much to be desired That the time may yet come when the women and daughters of women 1 Will cease from following after the false gods of literature and will turn their backs upon, the delights of the clubs. And will no more read papers upon the soul and the beauty of life, But will turn their minds to composing com-posing symphonies In coffee And lyrics in biscuits and harmonies in steak, For then man, poor man, will not feel like unto a canned junk shop when he hath finished his meal, And life will not be one long vista of armorplate bread and disconsolate pie. Yea, brethren, mankind needelb more cooks and fewer historical romances; ro-mances; More artists with the range and few er papers on the Inner consciousness. For what kind of an inner consciousness conscious-ness hath the man who has fed upon cold coffee and boardwalk meat, And bath then beeu flung from the kitchen And sworn at by the cook? veriiy, me servant question Is one that has two miles of interrogation points after it And there is no answer to It. Josh Wink In Baltimore American. Attention, Voters! October 15th and 2!lh will be the only days for registration for the Municipal election, to be held on Nov. ;th. All unregistered voters will please take notice. Antlqna rnrnUnr ot In 1868 a piece of antique furnltore was sold by a gardener of Geneva Switzerland, to an antiquarian for under un-der 11. with the reservation that If It was sold for a higher price the original owner should receive a portion of the same. It was recently sold to the Swiss Historical museum for' 1,200, and now the heirs of the original owner are claiming a share of the above urn. The furniture Is a unique specimen speci-men of the Bernois ait of the Sixteenth century. A SUICIDE SUCCEEDS AFTER MANY FAILURES Provo, Oct. 1. ilMbuw Special.) After four unsuccessful attempts at self-destruction W. A. Kesler ended bis own life about 9:30 tonight, at his room iti the Grier house here. Kesler had been a lineman on the Rocky Mountain Hell Telephone company's lines $ luce May last until about two Tweeks ago, working in differents parts bf the state. He came to Provo from Salt Lake last Friday and registered at the Grier house on Monday Mon-day morning, and did not leave his room at all on Monday, About 7 o'clock this evening he went to the dining-room for a drink of water, returning to his room. Two hours later groans were heard from the direction of his room and the proprietor proprie-tor of the hotel forctd his way Into the room, fluding Ket-ler lying on the bed io a dyiug condition. Medical assistance was summoned, but he died before the doctor arrived. Kesler was between 28 aud 30 years of age, ix feet tall, sandy complexioned and all of his clothes were of. the best' material. That he contemplated contem-plated suicide is shown by the following follow-ing letter, found in his pocketbook under his pillow: 1-10 a. m. Provo City, Oct. 1, 1901. Conclusion; I sunpose it Is the proper prop-er thing to make a proper fool of one's self, when you stiike Hie fools part, so I will not slight myself in that re spect. It seems strange to sit ana wait Tor the anal muster-out, out nere 1 have been for something like four hours patiently awaiting for the final checking up and sign my release. I do not feel the slightest regret in part ing with earths happiness, as people term it, so there must certainly be something better In store for me. I do tlightly regret leaving a few true fruMids behind, but aiu truly continent that wc will meet again. 1 would of Clothwl Wllb I'rtef Authority. Remonstrating with poller men, cab- drivers end street-car conductors is a serious offense in Austria, as all those persons are rated aa public officers, to 'wlhnnii meausrinjErUonment aof J fine. in a child's Hquiie u liiansliip. (juircs good To ink. m Mos Essential Any color and quantity. Uring your bottles and we will refill them : : : : : SPRING VILLE DRUG CO., T. 11. KELLY, i'ropr. R- A.DE&L, Frasident. H. L. CUMMINGS, 0as.it H. T. REYNOLDS, Vice-President. Springville Banking Co. SI'KINGVILLK, UTAH OetpltAl Stools. 0OO.OOO. Transact a general banking business. Exchange bought and sold aud depoa Its received subject to check. Four percent interest paid on time deposits, compounding semi-annually Money always on hand for short time loans. Drugs. Medicines. Prescriptions Carefully Compounded by Earl Tranchell, Pharmacist in Charge. City Drug Store, O. JO. TKANCItliLii llitrtrolt. ,,' Stationery, Toilet Articles, Soaps, Perfumery, Sponges, Brushes, Cigars, Confectionery, Musical Supplies, Etc., Etc j j. East Side of Bank I keJ to have the pleasure of once grasping the hand of Jack McF., my partner, but that is out of the que . uon, nut x win certainly meet him -when he joins me in the new Ufa where we can once more loin hands in an eternal friendship, I do not sup-. . pose this act of mine, will surprise those who know me, for If they will tnlnk buck a far as "97, they will re- ' member a similar attempt and again in '98, once more in W and again last fall iu Texas. I suppose 1 will make a success of the attempt this time, though, as I can see the time sheet and my time mad 3 up In lull, and I feci tne band of destiny fast closing around me, and if the people will only give me a half-hour longer it will be to late for them to try and interfere. I suppose I should write the folks a few lines, but they have heard so little lit-tle of me of late that they will overlook over-look the neglect, : Well, as I am getting get-ting rather weak and can see no black demons waiting for me with out- stretched hands to cause me great fright, which would cause me to cling to a wasted life, I will close. W. A. Keslkk, Member Social Union No. 57, I. B. E. W Salt Lake City, 'Utah. The finish vt another worthless t),mw fighter, ; The letter was written In a clear, steady hand. The Jack McF. rc- . ferred to in the letter is bcllevrd to-be to-be A. J. McFarland of 50 Ka-t Second South, room 5, Salt Lake City, as that address was found In the dead man's trunk.! It is thought the man committed suicide with morphine, as an empty envelope marked morphine was found on the floor, bearing the label of W. W.. Crawford., druggist, Manti. Kesler is uot known to have any relatives lu this part of the country. He is supposed lo have come here from Texas, hut fery little .. Is known of him in Provo. The re-mains re-mains have been removed to Graham & Jones undertaking purlorH. Suprema Coart'a Loaf SklrU. When it comes to wearing the silken gown of a supreme court Justice, considerable con-siderable practice is required In order that the long skirts may not get In the way and Interfere with the prog ress of Ttl wearer. '1 education is to style of I en- attain this re- 9 Wc lave it. Chemicals Building, Springville. Pom |
