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Show .WW MYWIFeT BfflgDS' STJMa Chinese Proverb, When I married my wife she had studied ublithed every Thursday in the build-- ' ' stenography, ing just north of Malcolm & Got that ddwn solid. then took up pho. ' " ' Hughes Store by ' tograpby, and started geo- ,iN DREW JENSEN & JESSE P. HOLT Mastered that science ' f . . '' ' l graph a of course 'All in the , year; $3-0Due year..;,,, "1.00 She presently took up a pdurse of fheo- Sit mouths. ! ' 00 Three mouths..,. tog?,: . '. i Followed that up with a touch of ' Editor. "mythology, JekssP, Holt..... , AKDArtr JnfcsKir.. .Manager, Got a degree in tire line of aoology, : Still her great fnfnd regained ' '' " ' ' Kntorwl at the 1ostoftiae in Hpaitlnli Fork clear. ' ( City. Utah,n for tritinanlaaion tii rciiutb tile mails ' Mutter, ht tSooond-Cl'' " So sh; took in a course on the theory of t k i " writing. AUGUST 4, 1803. Some leasdes and points on die subject of ' 4 , : - . i ( ' ' V,'J ' k mfffAt . " - - A prlnfer may set all kind; of type, And apt thcmuigbt and day; But he cant set a hen to save his life Becaune she aint buiit that way,'' . . ! ' flghtipg, A long course on heatisg ' snd lighting, For over her classmates shed soar; So she entered the subject of steam navihouae-buildir- gation, in church cduca- Trrtt chestnut crop is always earlier in Took also instruction . . , " ' a presidential year. tion, I And mastered tie study impersonation, Wiry in a newspaper like a tooth pick? ' have one of his And still she was longing for jJeca'uao every one should be and bis not own, neighbors. borrowing (more. . t H . - i , I , A azy fellow once declared in a public pmpany, that he could not find bread for bis family. dustrious man for . ! ; "Nor R" replied ;n in- JI am obliged to work it." O.vu of the most desperate nown to society at present is e of husbands to their seashore wives that city iarrea waste. Nop t she tickled the latest great fad, electricity, Dress reform institutes taught her aim-- - plicity, the best way to encourage felicity, Ob, sliea as bright as a book f She at 'last ended up with a course of Sought" WILLIAMS The bom beauty is betrothed. Women and hens aro lost by gadding. When woman resigns tho devil governs, In craft women can givo points to the ' devil. Grief for a dead wife lasts to the church ' ' yard. Women, donkeys and hazel nuts need ' strong hands. A beautiful wife smiling means a full K 3 12 sa id 4 n ' S3 - . i Dealers in Ppiiltjry, : Fish ; and : Gaa We carry a full line ot ' purse weeping. Weather, smoke and a vicious woman drives men out of1 doors. Whoi takes an eel by the tail or a woman ' at her word holds nothing. Marry your son when you please, your daughter when you can, A womans in pain, a womans in woo. a woman is ill when she likes to be so. A woman who loves to be at the window is like a bunch of grapes at tho way side. ' " Another Brute. V"' " pusband (in a' voice of suppressed wrath) Did that new girl make this .... v.v cake? Wife I made it myself. excellent, Husband Erat's my dear, excellent; but lets save it until your mother and sister are here to he!" ' enjoy it. Hood News. .Iked It Turned Down. JTm going tO turn out this gas,!! said the old man, coming into the room where sat his daughter and her young man. ' "Thanks,!! said the unabashed young man, "I waa just going to do it tnysoli.'! Boston Herald. . Tobaccos, Cigars and Fine Cantf O NOW READY ! WHWf THIRSTY THIS IS THE PLACE TO LRiy. WHEK HUNGRY CALL AND SEE ALL CQURTESY SIIQWN TO CUSTOMERS. TBS PB ACTION , US. , L POLITICIAN struggles ,i Handbook of American Polithe effort Hocked Him. tics, as applied to Utah, reconvince phonetics, Victim (after being shaved) IIow duced to Plain Language ' life Is a Gave a little attention aud tiipe to long have you been at this business? and Easily Under-- ; Barber Only a short time. Jus) athlctice, stood Explana; I'd take a hack at it. thought Tho rest of her loiaure she gave j;i maglions, of nearly ' Thats Victim (feeling his face) 200 pages , netics, Fppi.p who run down to Chicago to about what youve done. Boston Her-aiAnd noty she is learning to cook ! pend Sunday next summer cannot get a An admiring ftusband in few York fair, but they will r A Logical Conclusion. peep at the world ' Jack I want to marry a woman who find open bouse st tho saloons, dives and World. does not consider marriage the chief gambling Jtejls. I Have Seer?. end and aim of existence. Things Dick I suppose you want to marry HANDSOMELY PRIDTED Ax exchange sake; "Roeg hanging pre. I have seen a farmer buhl a house so married woman, then. Mun&eys ' font murder)" Uur opinion is that is large that the sheriff turned him out of Weekly. AND BOUND. des. There is not a case on record of a doors. I have seen a young map sclj a good person committing murder after he had been yuccesafully hanged. farm, tura merchant, and die in an insane hospital. An alleged murderer in California was have seen a fartper travel about so Tim most useful book of the kind ever ytrung up twice by a mob and still refus- much that there was nothing at home Uie Harrison House. published. Indispensable as Ready Opposite ed t. confess. yhy not! Confession w ui tb looking after. Bcference on all local and genU. 8. GRANT, Prop. . I have seen a rich mans yon begin , eral Political Subject. pianot immediate death aud in denial where hi lather left off, and end svliere ilurj waa a phauce for life. . . Utah Spriogvllle, his father began penniless. A western farmer complain that a I have seen a young girl marry a young hook and ladder pompany has been man of disoluta habit;, and repent it as lie tougasybe lived. The Histones of and Differences organized in his neighborhood. , I have aoen the eptravaganpe anfl folly between the Parties States that the ladder is used after night Dealer in ' for climbing into his chicken house, after of children bring their parent; to poverty Plainly Tolft. and want and themselves into disgrace. yrhicli the hooking is done. I bare aecn parents who would scold "Ir is a standing rule in my church, or even punish their children for some tid one clergyman to another, "for the trifling fault, and permit sins of a grievJEWELRY, SPECTACLES. sextoq to wake up any tuaq that he see ous uature to pass unheeped. CONTENTS, " the t'l industrious a I seen other, lliipk, have replied asleep. prtpleut. Fine Watch and Jewelry Repairing , Phkfack The National and Local Govern.that it would bo better for the sexton, wife retrieve the fortunes of a family, ment-Election of President and whenever a man goea to sleep under your when her husband pulled at the other & The Electoral Colend of the rope. preaching, to wake yoq up" lege The Senate ami Houscnf ReOld Bank Building, i have seen a young mun who despised ical presentatives The Stipri mo A pour this scsson the housewife makes the council of the wise and advice of the polities Generally The Convention Foundation of the I hatch of bread and leaves it over night good, end hie career in poverty and Main Paysob. Parties The Tarif- f- Public Ex pn the hearth to rise, and when she finds wretchedness. penditurc and Collections - The la the morning that it hasnt risen, it isnt I have lion a man spend more in folly Billion Dollar Congress-- -' The Recito bo wondered at that she doesn't know and unnecessary luxuries than would procity Question-Politi- cal Legislation The Force Bill The Silver that the cat slept on it, and so goea and suppoit bis family in comfort aud inQuestion- - .Miscellaneous Matters at tells the flour dealer that his flour was dependence. issue The Third Party -- The Great I have seen a man depart from the poor. Contest of 1800 The Parties of the Is a newspaper devoted to the best in truth when candor and veracity would tereaU of tho Western slope, and Post Australian Ballot System Thkuk is a creed abroad that a young have served him a much better purpose. cularly to the dovelopuicut of the parti- n The Single Tsx Question National Committees and Platlbim of all the I have seen a man engage in a lawsuit man is better alone, iree from all in country. Panic -P- residential Elections from For advertising purposes incomparably rumbraoce of wife and children; hut in for a trifling affair that cost him more iu the Beginning, with Vote, Data and would have roofed sit the the best paper between San Francisco end thau the the old times it was not so. Then chilPolitic on his farm. Cabinet Otlleers from and Denser. buildings dren were esteemed "a heritage and gift In llnrriion inclusive-prevai- ling Washington 303 issues 00 Daily. per year.,,. $12 that cometh from the Lord;" now, selfish Political A Mammoth Tunnel. Term explained 12 Weekly, pp.Ulicol., peryr. 3 00 rim Local Political Situation sud six mouths J AO luxury, worldlincM and the love of outWeekly, While in Salt Lake city a tew days ago History -- The First Campaign 75 ward allow have brought our young Weekly, three mouths tho Calinpist was informed by General Address, TUE TRIBUNE. men and some women, too to such Agent Harry C. Burnett, that tho Colo8 ALT Lark Cm, Utau. a pas that they feel, nap, openly declare rado Midland Railroad company was every child Imrn to them is a new eunuj; tunnel through the an 8,000-fno- t and marriage, Instead of luring hono- driving mountain botween tho stations of lvaoboe 0.VE DOLLAR A COPY. rable' to all, is a folly, a derision, or a snd Busk, The tuuncl will coat $1,000. dread. Why Is this! And is it the mao 000, sud will save about ten miles of fault or the woman! Both, perhaps; mountain travel. This is good news to yet, I think, chiefly the woman's. Feeble, certain classes of tho who will passengers useless, taught to believe that line. The toper can patronize that ignorance is amusing sod helping a supply of whiskey iu a most AT THE new attractive; no wonder tho other sex manner, the lovers tan spark shrink from taking upou itself, not a to their In arts' contents, and the masher help, but a burden - charming cuuugli can glide up the isle to the front seat before marriage but after! The very and kiss a pretty girl. All of this can man who at first exulted in Ida beautiful on while passing through the.tunnel, ornamental wife, his sweet, hurnblo go the lights go out. At present providing Circassian slave, will by and by he the tho Colorado Midland passes through a (Sr-- t to turn around and scorn her. - Ks. great many tunnels, some of those are MONTROSE, long and others short. But the longest For tho Summer. of them aro not long enough to answer Standard Bred Trotter, ono of the finest for some purpose. While on a MidA word or two bred in America. land" train recently the Caliopist was A How dy'do?" told that a man tried to change ahirts A smile, a bow. JUSTIN, while pushing through one of the tunuela, And then, somehow, in succed but lie did not getting out of One scarcely can remember the shirt s soon as tho (tain got out A Great Prize Winning French Coach What words are said, Stallion. of the tunnel. A tunnel that is not long What impel are fed, Each of above horses $25,00 for the enough to give a man more time than to season. What moonlight played, ANo some prize winning IVreheron get a shirt as far as his head is of no With man and maid, , Stallions, ranging from $0 00 to $15.00. Tho Busk him. Ivanhoe use to t t 'he star, practical Ia.-tumid will answer for thia and the purs Nfu.rkn, tin t .re 1', I.,-Spanish Fork, Utah pose which have beou innuincratcd. until 8rtcml'cr. fcnga-t'd- .. stay-at-hom- that 4VLIX THE LITTLE KNTJTSFOJtD F. 4 SPECJALTY, Court-Pract- St, THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE Inter-mountai- a, LEAVE ORDERS SUN OFFICE. , VeaSf 5 McCaw, Watches, Clocks -- 1 Is Prepared to do no 0u Of Every Description at JSKaS5DlMM3MK ISaWSS We are well supplij with Presses, Type, Border. etc., and can Guarantee s; isfaction in Regard to bo Style and Price. HOT HIS & WIRMSi Office, One Door North Malcolm & Hughes Storo Into a |