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Show S W: of good a! Published every Saturday morning the basement of Malcolm &.Hugbcs in Store by & IIOLT. SCOTT A I.on art performed; should desire Pleasing a W.P. BOWENS MRS Rcljjn. is the queen Johnny l!oy Mamma, Paterfamilias Have you boys bicy- of England nineteen hundred years old? for sense rather than teputation Mrs. Jioy Of course not, Johnny. philosophy. He should know how to say cles? sir. Do you want a I saw in the paper Dealer Yes, Johnny Boy-I- Iut things, aud must be a word artist, a B. C. or the other kind? "Nietoria, about safety something cunning moulder of phrases; he must be Hum! Lets see. Is a safety so Puck. gothic and not classic in his word struc- named because it is safe? Time to ltebet Yes, sir. snd with tures, with. sharp cornices, What on earth is the Father Young safe? lie must bs . Perfectly sir. unsuspected towers. so about now? Absolutely, interesting or be content with a fail sized Voting Mother (wearily) Dear me! I Then I feel very sure my boy will is d mt know. Perhaps that new nurse subscription list, and enough advertising prefer the other kind. Good News. Good him. to Comrades" to justify him in working bard for the dnging Too Last to Recall. News. people around him. (W are not exactly Mrs. Gramercy Ab you wibhed to see Couldn't Corner Her. heitaodard-bearc- r in this respect.) him on business, I'm very sorry my husYon relie to say you never were In love bands out of town and not likely An editor is necessarily a sciolist, and yet this is the third time before, months. few for a turn lie should posesa a superficial knowl- -j Mrs. Malaprop Its provoking, of we have been engaged. lie should roast' course, but edge off all things, Yes; but didnt I She (triumphantly) I anpposo I shouldnt allow people who misinform him on items of myself to feel dicuppoiut.'d. You would trak those other two engagements? ' . s. a locals that Its may at times recsive on be surprised t kno w how many persons J udge. Nature. from hmjin just now taking are Human Ir.ill W. P. Inor. be away Bowen, should He to a man write Spanisl) F01 k, exhibit inquiry. Life. He wore eft from poker mid smoking and wine, at the fair s very select line of French his own paper, and not have the gold cure. for i Uu he considered pollution! A. I ( ifryt-iCoach and Percheton stock, at the licuu fh ' I filled i" live up to h's preaching divine, a contribution from exchanges by putihlmi he broke was Uis good rcso of which stands Davoust, a dark dap lir.i the for . Hrotherl.r Crltielsin. ting in operation the scissors snd paste-potlutlot imported Peicheron stallion It is unwise, ns a general thing, tc Judge. nis own pen should transciibe the that took first prize for best Purclterou ask other what tuy think of Da stallion, uud three of his get. immnge of his own thoughts as much aa our Work. people The result may be Unpleasfirst more awarded has been voust M cast as possible quick si the sun ant both for them and for us. prizes for his get tlun any other shadow. Rapidity is his golden virtue. Two ministers wore discussing the stalliou iu Utah, and was also a The first lings of his heart must be the process of sermon-writinclose competitor for sweepstakes ul very Now with tnn," said ona of them, the fair of 1802. firstlings of his hand, and lis has no time The only renliy hard tilings to manHeadquarters fur Mr. Bowen also swept off the fiist prize to transform his thoughts in lefb'Ctinn . age are the Introduction and tho conhome-orefor largest ami best display or Lack of time must he his spur, and the clusion. Yotl remember the sermon I Fiencli cmien am! Furcticrnn horses, its preached at the installation of Brother hit iuspiratiiln. cry for copy m achieVeui lit tliut Mr. Boweu may not long ago? Well, I flat should tie lies'tliy, work at night Nt well well bo proud of, considering the strong tered myself that the exordium and the as day, take cuff), kicks and cm plimn com petition Ngaiust which ho hud to peroration of that sermon wero pretty contend , Ail f Mr, Bowens uaiinuls Itnut and wi vulgar slang tary getting well done. Do you remember wiiut of breeding ag were imported direct he have Sober a must reflicioi of thorn? angry; you thought from Fruiire. Mr. Boweu Ims at all times Yes," said the other minister, alien accosting anyone for information; br sal number one stock of the above must lie Aesioned, to remember thinking they wero very breeds ilssS' S Alsu grades ot tl accustomed, too fur upart." Youths Com goixl, but SOLICITED CORRESPONDENCE contlnmeut, to hardihood , and as purr panlom in soul as an immortal God, Below i a list of prizes awarded to The Gmmmur ConfntH. Mr. Bowen : Two negatives make an affirmative Fot Percheron For Putnis, (No.8707) A FEW weeks Hgo a small article you believe? fir-- t l amt f23. Second Yes. in UK 8 prize 'jrld Tits concerning appeared $10. DavoUst, Cfi58) (No. I rize, Well, dont take any stock In sueli iniHsioiiarjr benefits for those that were Best u. are Aiui-lis- , 111007) 1 year nonsense. (N. I far from lioniu ihormg aa nimioinirlca. Id Hnu under 2; first prize gold medal; Why not? , . Public sentiment gave vent to the second pnze, $3. Why not? I'll tell you. Ou Monday Best mare. Turbine; (No. 8880) with irt id w aoi nl ready two e citl daocea night I proposed to Mary Jones, mu' olt lv her a ile; first prize, gold meda I proto lake she said no; on Tu d iy ni for have been urrptged ind $23. tlnCtt on nekt Tuesday and Wednesday posed !o June hialti and she s lid n. Best fldry 1 ye.tr old od under two Them are two negatives for you. I first pnze, gold niedl nights respectively TltK Sux is always you ian make un affirm. i live out o Best aliillion, DuvnuV, and three of his willing and freely extends help to tliosc them you are a bett r grammarian than ; first tuiz", gold ineilul and $23. Mint are depressed and llios- - far awav j I am. N. Y. Pr os, French Coach For stalliou, Kali, from omi', who ara laboring for Gd and "jallum- - Ttirust No 571) second prize $3. ibe punpie; we try In lie fiii and fore A humorous editor received n erne' French O'Wcl For best station and rebuke from Ins wife not long since m ' lit the lend In create public senli liree of his get; s- coml prize $10. For best ami laro'Si dispbiy of bom e meat on anything tlmt tends to lb1 Stio had been to the theater, r..il , avr SOLID SILVER SPOONS. FOftKS sneh a very amusing uceount of the per 'ml Perchermi and French Coach horses Komi and well'me of the people, no I rat priz-- , forrannee that her literary huslnim ilia Ltrguiit and Beat Stuck iu Provo gold medal M mailer whether ric or poor, we fiee DniiuuniU act nutl exclaimed: i Luos ex''i)d tt helping hand to the needy, and Why dont you write that ont jad, a t. Sul.et from have told tumult it It favor a you iu all its we ma!: would think some Rupuiring tnay uliliiuigh first-clas- s Braneiie, First Cian cop. You ought to write fm ceilitin c'avs, we Lankly that tho paper." TlIK MS fosters the intereela of ail and No, I thank you. One crank in tin 0 leave Credit Dll those that Cledit due. family is enou ,'b," was the cutting re Public sentiment io s community tend ply. Texas Sittings. TIIE JEWELER. mg it) tho right direl (mui. as a general ilimo will cn ate good and be of much UTA I Father What are your expectations PROVO, Iiiuii fit. We are glad to see the people sir? railed together, especially to contribute for .. Young Man I have a rich uncle or his deathbed . who are abroad in fields miBoimHi'i.-a- , Father Well, sir? of teligitiua worship. Let the good Well, ho Young Man has lof' work go on, and Spanish Folk will after his money to fouud a library iu New wlu e have a record nt equality to all York. Dealer io Father Take her and bo happy, mil favors to none. " Judge. Huy. FINE STOCK. babj-yellin- Entered at tho Postoffico in Spanish Pork City, Utah, tor transmission mat through the mails as ter. second-clas- one year L. $3 00 . hi months Three months.. Hiltos s 1.00 00 Scott.. .Editor and Manager DECEMBER HATURDAY. It, 1803 We may yet hare a special session of Congress, so reiterates President-elec- t ('LKVELAnn. F- MAKVFACTtHhll oy Boots, Shoes, Etc, In the various aud latest tyle. j(en ing neatly and promptly dne work guaranteed. A full stock of Call aai( always ou hand. t, quality and prices betoro purch.r Office one door elsewhere. nn,ii "'f . Wagon & Machine C0D , ", Co-op- , 0LUFF & S0OTT life "BARBERS.:; BASEMENT COMMERCIAL SiV pie-gra- y ING8 BANK. " RROVO CITY, . t'Tiii Fur-cliero- n As wo go to comes press new James Q. Elaihb is fastiy that pinning away, in New York City. Tribtini il a very newsy paper, blit it! editorials are the rockiest Of any jiaper of note in the West. Who ilmuld think so. Halt Lake Tnit peculiar delight, denial its appropriate compensation, thought ita recompnns j every lovt .ti elyaium,and every cross its crown; ay aseffetwith cause, joes with performance baelfjvicu vitiate i 'leanness In (tj.tl.e w eked wrong whoever indulge ;heirnwn aoula; generosity greatons;virtue transfigure, 0d does not Ever? duty brings 1 ,.ry s alts;charity us to live on credit, lie pay u earn as we earn it; good or evil wa what i squire heaven or h!l, according to our choice D iliSKSNitXS am mg women is on the When Just increase iii New York city u:a Ryan opened file susd i of the Police eourt Monday there wer. twenty women This thing eharged with intoxication. it getting too common, said lie. remember when a drunken , women ws cldoin seen. I am nftaid 1 liave been treating tfiese unfortunate women to len hmtly. I am gi.tg to Doh evtry woman lisrgudwiiii intoxication hereafter and sue t I cannot check this a arming incr-a- a And of intemperance ani'ing women were lined uu ' very one nt the twenty -- eorcingly A COOD . editor; Tho requisites of a good editor eem tn 'e a tnptu amongst people in general in a community, which i gradually moving ike a atorin center. It seems to be a discussion to winch every paper la expected to add ita might so it slight treat meut on this subject will probably bo iu harmony with tlie people, especially iu and around Spanish Fork', A good editor, first of alt, should lie iimitleis reservoir for receiving advice, will be nto this all receving tank poured iu capiuus streams, the suggeatioa f crank of all degree, of insaiity: enthusiasts of large hearts and autali heads, will deposit their long cherished, but impracticable schemes; hamlet au ocrats aud vilteage philo uplters will send in tltuir messages that seem almost like an inspiration to the worshipers of our people, which would appear very crud when pieced before the cvea of the general Hut an 'iihabitauti of Spanish Fork. editor should take all the advice, as the ioean take it rivers, and still retain liii wn individual favor. An editor who Is an. 'independent paper conducting should attend all political, prohibition! religious and sacred ubetings an 1 give as correct report as possible, rriespectivo of reed or hit own belief. For this the editor of the Spanish Fork Sots has in all instances endeavored to execute. An editor ahould not he ao very pro found. Time and time aud again have people complained at this office and to the editor iu regard to the favoritiem In a tulld form, to an opposite party or The auswer being to ombination, rofur to back issues id the paper and demonstrate to themselves the ine and outs. A country editor writing Independently has his bands full, aad unless en livened up occasionally by a minor turn of ao iuntaton to a social ball or a united gathering be has the isuctumized "bluea. Ao doitor should not, when about town, He dress Id a lull evening suit. to talk li to it busmen everybody whose should oot betray the accent of tbt school and the aubtile Intonation of the salon, lie waa a friend of man and livde In a Aa house by the side of the road. editor should be a friend of man and live by the aide of the road, and not attempt the Inevitable mountain pinks of thought to communo with clouds and lightening lie ehould aim to be understood rather than admired, although he ahall bear tW frenzied highest esteem in his exalted sod acta when due credit him, and ioaition, ::;diamonds iTsweky,- Watehsi liii-da- WHEN I! I GOING TO TROVO Have your photograph taken Iq lrdy?v& He has tho reputation of turning out the finest Work boutli ol filt Laku, or even in the Territory. Call ou him. Pkuto-grupln- c C.A. k 'U ' CONKLING, 0 1 MANAGER North J Street, PItOYO THE LITTLE ,o-- - KNUTSFORD Opposite the Harrison Linus. U. S. GRANT, Prop. Spwngville. . e FAS Julius Jensen, (Iris F. MgCAw. Wlio Wants' This Space? a Tli ?r oo-'- !y 'lira. Watches, Clocks Mr. Caliokl VI iwo. noston Young Woman But surely Mr. Curhokia, you lxli,ve iu the pos-.- i bility of platonic alToetion! St. Louis Young Man (not exu-tiHire whether he does or not) Of eotiru. Miss Iluwj lines. Ive or heard of i saso now and tiion, but it can most nl i The lit n iHonniu.' has turner uu a tho ono wht up ngri JEWEIRY. SPECTACLES. h and remarks i.i ; gloomily with a 1 .r ( d.jv.u si ;h, Vhat ho d.iesn Fine Watch and Jewelry Repairing begin to I re, happy as ho used to lx When ho walked five miles every morn -- A.' &&I2CXJLZ TTr. lng over a rough rond to hLs daily wort Snd only earned a dollar a day. Why ways be cured with a good horsewhip doesnt it ocuc to one of these inclan Chicago Tribune. Old Bank Building, olioly millionaires thnt if ho should ad rs vertiso lie, would doubtiets find somi Mr. Pc Seiner (on Vruy ritrolnpodtf Main 8j Paysoi cue ready 1 n lieve him of l.is peases Adored 0.h.--i M ith r) -- Pardon me, aions, t.iu? enabling him to return U the simple, frugal life of earlier dny?--N. .nudum; bin. have we not- nut befyrel Your face aeonut sirun r 1.- f.niiiiur. Y. Tribe no. A lorod Ones r A the woman w lv sl.u.l c i ! Aov ymi f.t: i lit it;, !!" far, IUeilmt. . i i.n t'i . ! . Mluit z fearfully bleak place Siberii fourtoqu Id vri i.i u , day w hiie y ju .at rejoin dust be." pji.cr. N, Y. Weekly. Yes, its pretty bad." Kcnnua mu-.- t have suffered terrt Ton j: 1'. bly." 1 No. Mr. J i;i. uP's, the tailor. Yes, but net more than I did. ' i I e.m't ufiku for 3iu. i''us When? You? unless you pay eUii. When I d.'livvVed my comio lectun Why? In Boston. RASUU8 NEIL80N, Proprietor Munseys Weekly. Because 1 d. ti l aw to h.ii' another suit for ev ry su.t I inaite , . I U Wrong Alan. Detroit Free I. : .. Mr. Bungalow (in Calcutta) Doctor has the colic. , , doctor, my Doctor (from within) How lonj No Kph f'c(1on since? T.ittln City 11 v Pout you wish yon Mr. Bungalow Since twelve oclock v was Mis. ton? Doctor 'IT. it w.y in thunder do yot disturb uu? Sc. the undertaker. I.i. lie i.i; Sho dont lias A to Jui'v. live ia u .ia. i .:a got u whole liouse to liera. M, i. lul site cun lmra just as That Wnntd Intcrmt lUv. .,p many edUieon os hiie wants. Dctn Mm. Town How did you like the crest's Mu jnrlne. piny? A t; lev live Uud. Munis Ttnvne Dont know anything Prof. Cr iti.uu -- lluvo about it. Could see nothing but worn ever on tho mysterious wonders of eus hats. Mrs. Towne (greatly Interested) Oh, cieetneit;,-do bit r.ie how some of them were Sweet Girt Indi cl t have, and I dont know yet w Ivy , my hangs enne out of trimmed! Puck. Good curl during u thunderstorm. . , Juilsln by ApprarmnctS. News. Landlord (suspiciously) You are an Artur the Itonujfmoon. t, actor, j ou say. What Is your role? . How are tho hpiggius getting en 1 Hum am .the playing Jtoothby heavy, sir. Perhaps you took me for a since their luurrtugii? The old way. You might say they . supe? Landlord No; from the size of your actually still kept up tho engagement." So loving as that? , wardrobe I funded you might be doing No; always fighting. Philadelphia Cleopatra. Judge. Times. Its Wanted Nomsthlng Recsut. a.nilAnnuitl I erlcoec. . Countryman (Iu book store) My wife mporter snd deslcr In Turs Wife (after It takes Uorzca .wu wanted me to get tier borne good mnga of sit kinds. Alwsy keen oo out of chaos. order to woman a bring sine to rend. iiDtJ a ttock of ni Fiu Drtii Honwi u w ildly around after Proprietor Ves, bir; how would the hisHusband (rushing U tukes a woman to esabs found in th world, for islsou belonging.) do? Century Magazine me. Hm Full a clmo tliut looks Ilka order. I nwVil .W? Country muuGobh, no! She wants a make Uolt' ull for icrvicri it J Y. N. Weekly. Texas Siftings. monthly magazine. IOIOIIODi 1 1 lor. cr, a. i 1(X is on at Eu liip NO I 1 1 Jtah Stock Farm 1 u-- in FOE- - if 1 '.l ? house-cleanin- mst .:ti.fN '(fiifm 'ls at ti fproi ONLY $2.00 PEE YEAR- full r 54 - oft r' Hu Tl J fzrt 'hita. do -I- bn W i tvat |