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Show U hl usaag artistic Job Work Send your loialtT. I toTns Sun k 0 10 jointing It UC tnd Kotina 8UN beam fifty-twfor $3.00, It shines readers faces every Saturday morning. Subscribe for it, o THE EJ satisfaction, quality. ImI thorough and Isln prices bJ till to il (o &o jSESSSSSSSS dock f tin P7a ria it. not Wsteti t iCTCT.sergg tTBgw eiwctS fmm? 1KI Wo. tootcth or! SPANISH FORK, UTAH, SATURDAY MORNING. DECEMBER 17, 1892. 'iirweii, to NO. 29 i nmuK.mwmfncjmjTm rooRblj oil IC , CREEK, Jiddi, 'fnfhii Win kt eat ifc, him to 4 Office, Stranger (to Farmer Hardscrabble) Could you kindly give mo the names o a few prominent citizens hereabouts? Farmer Hardscrabble (stiflly) Mis ber, we're all prominent citizens here Puck. KOTABt PlBLI Vain Street, In hi, Fork, b he 11$, leers rte AND !e,ITATU" FiHhtng for Compliments. Aged Maiden Tell me candidly thi name of the most beautiful lady at thi i.KENERAY, M. D. Ml hall last night. I'Himj 1 fnj hj ' ,,H call day or night. Office atBoyack House, Iki b be:r Utah. Fork, WiRHiti- Ira W.Kkn ward - j,SER A KEN WARD, ted, Attorneys due. li, Office B n, w 4c. me, ir1 . . Utah . dear, Theres Lawyer Twlstcm wears The clothes for five Ion? years he wore And yet they often truly say, There's no one likes a new suit more. Brooklyn Life now. J(l; Petsician and Scroeon. Judge. The denial Car Driver. y Lilt' On to? Inconsistent. snonfcs, if. fl., :IeRB!1i iC Union Clock, jM1 blood. e at-La- Roome, to Him." Mrs. Schaumburg Mister Schaumburg, dot vus my birthday, and yet you comes homo to me mit en pty hands, mlt no bresents, votever, How ish dem dot? Mose Schaumburg (reproachfully) Vy do I como hope mit empty hands, Bepecca, ven it vus not dot I can hress you more readily my throbbing pussom Him Vk Gus Do Smith Please excuse me, as Ecbecca Mo'es. vasa fakir vroir I am really no judge in bucIi matters. . away puck. Texasyou Siftings, Aged Maiden Oh! I understand you, you flatterer you. I caught you lookHour lie IteaianeiL ing at mo three or four times. Texas Siftings. Bunting I don't have a very high opinion of Mr. Wncker. An Eternal rngagenient. Mrs. Bunting You should not let the IIow are the Sprigginscs getting on fact that he was unfortunate enough since their marriage? The old way. You might say they to lor his left eye prejudice you. Bunting I dont; but it Indicates A actually still keep up the engagement." limited brain power. So loving as that?" Mrs. Bunting I dont see how. No) always fighting. Philadelphia Bunting He's a man of one eyfl Times. iYSlCUN and SURGEON. d Him emieini ne ir A True Democracy. 8mith A new motor for Increasing tho speed of horse cars has been discovered. Jones lias it? Well, the horfee Cars don't need it up my way. All I have to do to increase the speed of the cars is to signal to tho driver with my umbrella that 1 want to get on board. Texas lie Knew Hainan Nature. Stranger Here is a little poem which I submitted to a number of my nearest and dourest friends, and they all said it was worth printing. Editor (u ho has frieuds himself) I am delighted to get it, sir. A thing which a man's bosom friends fail to criticize must be about perfect. N. Y. 1YJL aide "3 all CalU; Day or Fight, JOIIN JONES, Superintenden mmm brk Weekly. Limitation of IMkIi Art. Manager I oin greatly disappointed in your acting, sir. Yon have Completely ruiued my new play by your cold and wooden performance iu tlie love scenes. Lending Man (angrily) Then why in thunder do yon have a leading lady who e ats onions? N. Y. Weekly. . Beached the Heroic Lady Visitor Who is that that person in there? Jailer Gubbinsi Wife beater. O, the brute I "But he beat her to death." Goodness gracious me! Has the poo? fellow anyone who Is looking after hla comfort? Indianapolis Journal. It Gomes lllghi I regret to learn that Jour daughters cough is no better. Of Mrs. Bawnso course you have employed the best medSolemn Affairs. ical talent? do Child cm,, peoPapa, why Inquiring Mrs. Grubstakes Oh, yes; no ex8orl ple cry at weddings? has been spared. We think now Utah pense of erd Most Papa (abstractedly) this new gold cure everybody of trying have becu married themselves. N. Y. Siftings. is talking about. Puck. Weekly. Her Selection. Good Measure IFORNIA BAKERY Pleasant Weather. Mrs. Do Fine norosmy hew bonnet You didnt leave any ice Customer Mrs. Beliring (shivering in new seal Isn't it a darling? Only twenty-eigh- t here yesterday. dollars! Bread, Pica, Cakes, and Bakers' skin) Isnt it fearfully cold? Iceman Yes, I did. Didn't yon noMiS3 Wethcrbec (in now dress) Mr. Do Fine Great snakes! You said Whyj wfectienery made Fresh Daily. a small damp spot on tlio bidcWalk? t thought it delightfully warm! Iuclc bonnets could bo bought at from three ticeCustomer Wedding and Birthday Yes. Turned Somulliini a dollars Cakes Specialty. Ip. up. Iceman that was your ice. It Well, do here Kind Lady Why Mrs. I)o Fine Yes, dear. This is one you stand Lawrence Joni.80N, " Pfopr. I could get it iuto the before melted of tho ups. N: Y. Weekly; Btah bo long, My poor man? . house. Munsey's Weekly. Fork, to for I'm waitin something Tramp Ye Cold biiout Bloon. to' turn up. A Jovial Spirit. Young Lady The astroriotners have Kind Lady Id like to help' yon, but Your husband was S great Mrs. Dix on moon; snow the I cant. Here is five cents; all the found Jl.GASn, wasnt he, Mrs. Whittaker? okor, Old Lady That explains it. I never change I have. Mrs. Whittaker Awful, and such in tho man out make what that rould Attorney at Lau Tramp Thankee, mum. I hitil beyond tlie meet when slang; of bundle Kind Lady llo you think anything moon was doing with a at e I expect him to push his crown on g must shoulder. his over brooms Block. They Bank om lfij National will turn up? tl c back of his head, slap me on tlie Follcr bo snow sliovel't. Good News. Trump Yon, indeed, mum. back and yell: Alt, there, White C Uta4 me around the corner, mum. an youll Not tf Lord. W mgi. if! it Jury see a beer glass turn up. Good News! You Introduced n man to ine last In Danger of III Life. as a lord, Goslin." night , low It Worked, M awn, Cholly. How's Pel Chappie I did, Bioobumpcr. watts When we started housekeep ham BAtLEY, He's no lord! lies a fraud." , eiii.; ing. my wife and I, we were not as rich Cholly Vcwy low, denh boy. no Uow do you know? of Fra we So. as be. after mil.t consultation, was attacked by a second and more r Public. Land iso Mining to He borrow money didnt any try the tit wc decided that it was better to econoreveal idea lawst night, and lie's Attorney. dark'n mize iu our apparel rather than at our from mo." Philadelphia Press. Life. dweadml weak ml table. j' Ho Win Willing. ft promptly Mineral Application. Not Wo'rth Hearing. PurcU' lotts Good idea, that. She And wo bliall have a, carriage and for all Agricultural He Now, remember, Miss Kit! it. Watts So? The result was that all aftT we arc married, George? intent Makes Maps. Tracings tors going to tell you is a secret, cf our friends dropped in often to dine Draws alt kinds lie Certainly, Mfiud dear; if your wliat I nm tiler f. I tnd you must keep it. . . iiU, us ard dodged usoni tlie street father is t.iU'ng of agreements, A.ticles She Then you had better let It go. iUU IudlanupolL, .io.iinal. SIio (interrupting)' Why, of course ho of Incorporation, is a secret to me if I can't tell it? Mtikd What. Searches titles, will be. A t lira yiirirrel Jury. it. To for He i!icatinns for Pensions, etc., etc. (continuing) pay Mrs. Cofdn (to her husband, an underdo you gaze so intently at Yankee Blade. .Yrf to U. S. tjihi of.ct, Room 2 f taker) Why me? Lvidcnra of It. box 1286, Sait Lake City, Utah.Mr. Coffin t was thinking, my dear.' Nellie saw a negro for the first time Mrs. Coffin What business have you the other day; . Is he un orphan, mam-mq- ? to think? Tell me instantly what you she asked. were thinking about VI don't know, dear; why?" she I was thinking, my dear, asked. Mr..Coflln GRANDE bow handsome you would look in one lies doth(s face and hands in mournMRS. LOIS CLARK. of those antique caskets I got in yesterin'." Harpers Bazar. ft in Dry Goods and Notions day. Jury. Boots. ibd Lad its Underwear, r rmlied ior tlie Future. .Railway When tho huiaU showers gather over all the trjr iunoiialderate. jLs'ties and Children's Slipper. is the I this Tin--teb. liorjs First Blurry .guess Burglar Dresfl Goods, Groceries, f' And t'.o tr..- nniholy darkness gently weeps In , wlramins apartment. Jim! etc. rainy tears Second Burglar Then take my. adThen I tnd Kin roof a lcalclng, and I think It y direct from the EstorWest vice and keep out. There aint no fun . . . lillgifodl ate shld cheaper that robbin a woman, she 6crcams so like That il.nl rjo.inl hnvo it beaded ora ho shoots LOCAL TIME CARD. in I defy competition . Icapcsf. tho ulno. blazes. It pears ter mo that wimmlh 7)1 J' Puck. j sad prices. WEST DuUNB folks ain't got no regards fur no onei id r eaSt round. An Advantage. PorkLife. own! their . but feelins Street. ' Sfakph s. m. STATIONS. Are you glad school hois begun p. m. Sb) 10:10 The hllvvr l.lnlnir. Willie? Salt Lake. 4:05 Lv. again, 8:46 Pi'OVoi Editor Very sorry, Mr. Scribbler, but Yes, sir. Very." 8:20 " 8:35 find we will have to reduce salaries wo so." to I am hear 5:83 you speak glad Spriogville. fORENZO THOMAS, again. Yes; I'm awfal glad. Mo and Billie 5:42 Spanish Fork, a 8 8:15 Air. Scribbler (a maH of affairs) Jones can play hookey now whenever 5:56 Psyson. ' 7:10 That's all right One more reduction wo wants to." Puck. Eureks. 7:03 Lv.0:53 and they'll bo so low that I can afford 8ilver City. 7:20 Ar. 'rie a full line A I'ran k Opinion, of samples of Foi to start N. Y. Weekly.' a myself. paper J. II. Bennett, nd Domestic Goods. Clothing . "Amy, what do yon think of my Geul Pass. AgenL to order on Family Trouble. shut notice. voice?" store door in a . A man standing in if break I it think Sue, you'd and Fit Guarhn Texas town called out to a countryman intoWell, proper lengths you would have Cm teed. a wagon: Bitting quite a lot of merchantable files to sell" How are all tlie folks coming on?" J udgo. ,fry a full line of attachments of Your brothers bay mule is dead, but lowing Mschioes. Tm O f & Until alive All the rest of your kinsfolk are no you remind me Darling, and kicking." Texas Siftings. hank account. Tho Ilcton Why. Slia (nestling up to him) Why, , i Geo, 0. Gilbert Resell, She Dear mo, Walter, these are ter- cause you thialc so much of me? rtidsot. Eh lie No because you are so petite. rible things you tell mo about Artliurt D. E. Morey, Cashier. llow do you happen to know so much Life. of him? lie (a rival of Arthur's for her hand) No One to lJruttfjr Him. Why, Daisy, I'm his best friend I can't givo you the money on this , Harper's Ilazar. chock unless you get some one toidentt A Forreon Conclusion. fy Jou, Baid the paying teller. . i Miss Morveilleux (summing up) ArThe strangor took back tho check CJL.303D thur la very poor and 1 fenr he has cx; and ,went out without a word. He LOCJLL FORK as is while case. had lie knew It was a hopeless Henry travagnnt tastes, once been vIco president of the United steady as he Is rich. OOINO NORTH OOINO SOUTH. PITAL Then, of course, Miss Rcdingote States. Life. ' Philadelphia you'll marry Arthur? iro.k No. 4 ,i nerom-G- eo. Frlvllege GnrtalUJ. D. Baell, John Jonfcl Press. s. m. p. O' ? STATIONS. "Whats tho matter?", asked 4 tabby1 RockhitI, J. 8. Thomas, Geo. O It tiiccrfullf. Taking 10 :00 6 :17 was mew cat Ar. :23 Lake. 4 who 7 :40 Lv. oldest Balt of her kitten, ra Wouldn't you like a cup o: ing piteously. 7:158:47 Lv. Fork. 10:00 7:03 landlady Ar. Sp. general banking business. Ar 6:20 1:45 Mr. Suoborly? It is nice and We are shamefully misused. I heard 9:10 11:59 Lr. Juab. coffee, lD fortlC Mchanga bought . fresh. man say a cst may look t.a. king, b.E. Bcrlst, when and there Is no madam, Yes, Mr. Snolierly Paid on Urns deposits. ,flt king here for us to look I Business steak. Geal Agent, Bait Lak Im through with my at" Judge. Texas know. Siftings. first, lls3 FQRKt you UTAH . to CREEP, President. itsnufllcturerS df AIN Boots and Shoes, -- Dealers in y i .Be GROCERIES. to-da- : to-da- y. Store. icago Western. .... ., Hardware, Clothing, Furniture Fancy Notions, Implements, Roller Grain, Etc. Mil-Flou- r, 2t LOOK OUT FOR r S P. - . fln rain-nn- STORES TEASDEL'S STORES n - . HE TAILOR, tMOB t. ban k- - , PAGIFI 6 SYSTEM , , PANISH 'TI233 - - $25,000 j .... , : !d When You go to Salt Lake to Buy Goods. a As to tho merits of S. I Tcasduli Btock of holiday nnl winter supplies general clothing and furnwhing department load th j:n all iu low price!. The people are with us because we have what they want; our energies are hot scattered in tlie wild endeavor td do all tho world's trade. Our efforts aro concentrated in buying and polling TIIE BEST thats made in Mens. Boy's and Childrens Cloth-(tiFurnishings and Headwear, and everything inmagnablo for use, 'Whut-eycrNow, Whatovers Fashionable, whatevers Good, wqatem's Reliable, we have it in a range. Beat of all we keep down prices. Five tuinutes comparison proves it. OTHER STORES MIGHT DO AS WELL BUT THEY DONT! g, 's , Main St., Salt Lake Cityv |