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Show FSS" reuC' A when .uDcm't you ever cry theater? he Im not so easily af- - (jSo; afraid you are hard- - S'm Ko; it isnt that. But I jciyand chew gum at the LJudge. T f Oot Left- - robbed character one night"- - I, MTed trtte me from being into our room window went 'through my tots, but he got nothing. and -- Enough. long jhem 1(d Jury. you would like a Have you ever er-- So, ,nerience? sir; my wife has al '.-- to post all her letter her. Puck. Bme ask Worn Out. deal a jj changed good a late dignity seems to have t as.'" it all his life, it is worn stood on has and I suppose lff, lht cinrk Struck Eleven. vou know. Im very fond of for instance, a i old melodies rer by thy side! my I, and cr Good-by- , i by! Harpers Bazar. flection In One Thing. 'ed, you are a perfect , iank you, sir! Thats the Vou have called me perfect in -- Light. Great Writer. wlio know him, ho as a great writer." A Tse j his , speciality? Light policies! ice has Opportunity. society? DU i half way the lower our best people when J udge i slumming. Sri t Haiti in. I. i'.is,', 'U To p.tp"r says i'U .J ut Vue low ,iu . i v, in Loudon tbis u.acd I',, ,about meets SwnlloweJ Book Literally. COMPETITION negro school-teachin Floyd coua--t a., had a novel experience witU J one of his pupils recently. Here is his Btory: I tried not long ago to impress upon my pupils the necessity of acquiring knowledge. 'You must make your selves familiar with books, I said. In fact you must swallow books. Of course I ppolce figuratively, but that night the father of one of my pupils called to see me in great distress. Tom, ho gasped, have done swallowed a book and Im feared he gwine to choke to death! Yo better come 'n fish it out o him! I went in a hurry. Tom, a poor fellow too ignorant to bo anything V, but a literal soul, had chewed up and swallowed part of a Webster's primary dictionary. I sent for a doctor and it required two hours of his most skillful work to have Toms life, Chicago . Times. l "si fit ' rhgoiophy from Foggy Bottom. Dah is two kins ob fools; one will Little Tot (lugging away at her run ten miles ter git ter de en of a rainleg) Dirarac dime, papa! papas bow, an do uddahll spen houahs waitHer bless you! what for, in fob it ter light in is back yahd. Its child? Papa Why, hahd ter tell which am de wus Little Tot I heard brovver George Some mlghtty talkative men is sister Tillie at he pulled you leg tell case dey hasnt de lock jor. for five dollars last night. I'll do it for Dah am nuflln dat cr man splscs so less n that! Puck. much as his own kin of meanness in Itraliitlo I'laying. oddah people. Dah am moh potry in er chile dat am Petted Daughter They asked me to jes larnin to talk dan dah am in her play at Mrs. lliglmpps this evening, and I did; but hull book stoh. Fond Mother (proudly) Were they Dah am lots of cases whah education docs no moh dan holp a man bury hon- not entranced? Petted Daughter rium! When I esty deeper. Washington Post, played Life m the Ocean Wave with Vocal Note. variations half of them left the room. At the Clarawhoopcr mansion on MadFond Mother (ecstatically) That's ison avenue Mrs. Clamwhooper sang at wonderful! They must have been seaa little social gathering a song called sick. N. Y. Weekly. Sylvan Sounds, in which she imitates lractlced. t. the singing of different birds. Didnt Miss Speaker make an eloDid not Mrs. Clamwhoopers singing afterremind you of real live birds?" asked quent address at our meeting tbis noon? Gus Do Smith of Gilliooly, later on in Beautiful! I wonder whether she the evening. In speaking in bad evey experience any 1Ycs, somewhat, but I never saw a public? bird afler it had got through singing sit Oh yes. Her father owns that opera down to a table and hide away three or box over there, and bhc comes two or four cups of tea, half a ham and enough Harper's Bazar. cake and lee cream to founder a mule. three times a week. pV, You never saw a lark do that, did you? Texas Siftings. -- -- -- Fashion is- - I hhuts splendid! -i p'iper says the e1' I'lrt cheap. $7 i;. V.ishio.i i never did care ItsJtou warm. If. f .ivii ; . All j (lone. about tlie girl with tht thousand dollars and the t you were engaged to last IIov 1 1 married her. Is the hundred thousand I .Ui! T.C? Yes. So is the cough, Washington. ally) .d's Until in Lark. you aro incorrigible, i.l.ing but spend money. I am re the only nephew I've got' -- Huts what I say. I am m your only nephew, other- would not be enough money ! id. We both ia luck. -- Tom, . are Til for T tto turn over , lie Wns ?TliamIerntond. New Servant Thero is one thing I don't like L this hop c. Mrs. Gay boy Wbat jsthat? Servant Your husband, he always chucks mo under the chin and calls mo his pet Going unit II Go ,u Oltw t.ti .n ,r,ir. ,uut you laughin I, tile Hoy L'ttl.i n y fud-p.tg- lit! i.U", t , to stay ia f. L.ugU about in Smith They say that Brown wifo goes through his pockets. Jones NonscnjO. A woman of her size can hafdly go through a barn door. Munsey's Weekly. . that? Light strange," replied tho bus ITby Children Aro Dad, Actively, "it never was so Mrs. Yergcr You are the worst child was alive. Detroit Fre I ever saw. j Fannie Yergcr I guess, ma, you must been pretty tough yourself, otherhave r" ' Id a ttunl Harry, f (after his charmer has said wise heaven would have bestowed a Now, I suppose Ill have to ask better child on you. Texas Siftings. r, Not a Marrlogo for Mooy. TkIJs Of course. Sballlic Mis Million But Mr. Marigold, I t'.hom? eould never be a party to a marriage for i r No cr I think money, (nervously) I 'tta up by telephone Marigold Do not bo alarmed, Miss Million. I really havent a cent to my t'tthlortrt of Hold Club. name. Munseys Weekly. f.' l. the master do bo drlnkla v lUrognlivd Him. t t,' l'a- maielf heard the Mrs. Wostend You sppear to recog"ilng this very day about a nize that gentleman. gnohl club for her huaMr. Lakeside (of Chicago) Yes, we to be quite Intimate. lie was one nsed ,, Hum. i earlier husbanda-C- ood - News. of my ' . BRh fur lm. N. Y. Weokly. . , Fond of Display. Mrs. Gadd I hear Mrs. Dadd ia goin; , u,. roP yer I ""WTjjuu I Mr. Oabl Yes, she moves every got her new furniture. r - , tAh, come Off! Its a quarterl e . photograplT your taken by Ue has tlie reputation of turning out the finest Photographic Work boulli of Salt Lake, or even in the Territory, Call oo him. i 0. A. CONKUNG. MANAGER. PROVO North J Street, GEO.HARTLEYp JEW PRACTICAL WATCHMAKER, ELER an.1 OPTICIAN- - Watches, Clocks and Jewelry Repaired f$TAU work Warrunted. Also dealer in all kinds of Z 1 S msm mm Insrumeots,yio!in, Guitar uni Banjo Strings 37Mail Orders Promptly attended to P. 0. Box 213. UTAH PROVO, ID PYI2E&MAIBEI?! Is Prepared to do CO M UTAH nr Property If) J Samckl Cobxabt. Notary Public, ( Y.Vcckly. .... I Of Every Description at the little claimed: Weill CJ Ive read idnst em but this is the first lime 1 ever tv ,Hv fc'd a Yoidi v'.. Gazette. hoarder rutiian. SIhi.'.i IdI.u n ..:r.y. Mrs. Bacon Cau you p tmo a divorce for Inhuman trestmert? Lawyer What i.doh yon husband do? Mrs. Ituoon livery time we hare an argument lie laughs mi md that I can't make myself hoard. Brooklyn Life. K 1 Mulling n Luuj Htocj' Ih irt. Husband V.'lmt a pplenJid dinner you have tonight! Yes, dear, Wifo (complacently) you. thought it would j"! ilubnnd Wl'.'tt h ,:d of n tires sre you thinking rf ;; It.'. o 1.1k Ot'irr renelope I her,'1you are engaged to t Miss pingbulls i,t refused mo six Reginald -- Yes: ed times, but I it'iuc t ..ere well sliuken T!i renelope before taking. Hr .hers l.it'e. I A Sin-.- . ri 1.1 dear, bow do Mf. Moveo.'- t- w. 'side? find tin: in Ij'hb 't- - I'ere Mm. Move ei -- V .y. The or four I v., ',1.1 of them h . ' .. tit in t : ; - o- -r juatm to allow their eliiidivn t ' ' practice on. -- A She . A I don't !:'' ; so nvuir little p,. . He-- N? StC i'.'.l. li to keep Preim. 1 tl.iin I tl! O' . Boots, Shoes, Hats, Caps, Etc., Etc. Main Street, SPANISH FORK K NTJ T SFOR D 1 II Died lUppr- Visitor So your poor husband has Passed away, Mrs. Murphy? lie died I happy, I hope? hit V, I!.,' Bill. Mrs. Murphy 01 think so, mum. The 110 left a very ambiguous larsht thing he did was to crock me aarlad the attorney to tho over the head wld a medicine bottle! t i I had a vj Co-o- -- I TO. PRO VO Office al Jleeidmee, One Bloch Eatt cf s nrtu.ir. Treat Store. Foreman Th rat got in tV press, UTAH sir. SPANISH FORK, Ed tor (to advert Hung Managing agent) Mr. Coo!., ju.t ran nun., to if the fur store on the c. '.'mt fid disyou cant catch thorn i r a played ad. ut v tlij.-d rates. Judge. 1 u:,.v, rd ut I n't. When tho new boarder reached over and plucked the rithv w;ut fi .n the Opposite the Ilsrrisoo House. carvers platter old Mrs. Forpur ex- aristocratic lniVS. WHEN iilGOINGi Farm Because he hooks an apple every time he passes. N. Y. lr.'s. blue? my LLJ0u w LisJ her friend. but why does the i.i'.u On a railroad train going forty miles an hour. Judge. ly ,u ;li. . . p UTAH , con-grat- 1 tv. Ilardnn HROVO CITY, MONEY LOANED I ar.ler (..hiverlugj The house ty c.M. 1. 1 .darn. 1 inuict Uoos it? Why, I'm aa in ;SAV INGS BANK. PROVO, I V. COMMERCIAL BASEMENT . BraMiste. 11 j Too llapld. VWhat do you think of my poem? Its good; but the action seems to be little rapid. Well, its the last poem I shall ever Write u My deSr boy, allow me to DEALERS IN BARBERS.::: Mrs. Gayboy You must not pay any How Stories Grow, attention to that. Ho treats me in the hire. Brydo I cant see wliat makes same way. Ho doesnt really mean anyeverybody think that my husband is so thing by It.1 Texas 'Siftings. dissipated. Why, John comes home Concluaiva Evidence. every night and goes to bed with the Little Willy Is that the papa swan, chickens. or the mamma swan? (Exit Mrs. Gossip, to report to the Father Which do you mean? world that Mr. Brydo i3 locked out Llttlo Willy Why, the poor thing every night, and has to sleep in the hen PRECRIPTIONS CAREFULLY thats had the feathers pecked off the bouse.) Life, top of its head,' and that isnt allowed POUNDED. She Whs rorglven, to have nqno of the biscuit, nor noththis Husband dear; my Yonng Why, ing. father (sadly) Thats the papa pudding is burnt black, liow did that happen? iwaU, Willy. Light. Young Wife I'm cure I dont know. Giving It n I'nlr Trial. I looked at it juct before you came Van Dudcr Absence makes the heart home and it was all right. f'But Ive been hoiac two hours. grow fonder, they say, Miss Amy. Do Dear me! I thought it was only a you think you would care for me if I ruck. were away? few minutes. ON IMPROVE! Amy I don't know, Mr. Van Duder, 1 Tritium;. but wo might try. Supposing you go is training himbelieve that I I could then and a few for years, away be to a sail tho womself policeman. Herald. tell you. Saturday Evening an who keeps the apple stand. DISPROVED. What makes you think so? asked o o a ll'tal I've heard that i py u time. 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