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Show WHY THE FIFTH MAN LEFT Home He Wort a Wig and tha Other Four Mon at tha Tabla Wara Said ' and Talhatlva. 1 In tha smoking room of a westbound liner two day out from i Jlitglish port flva molt aat at a "small tama" of poker. When tha drips had lit n cashed la tha men lln-l- r places, and presently ona of tha tarty aald; "This la funny: four bald heads out of a possible tvo," and thru t tiara waa a dlacuanlon aa to tha cause of tmldnoa. In which alt took part except tha unanilctrd rum, who waa a Kood listener for a while. Ila Ilian hi. do tha olto-r- s good i lht. When ba bad gona tha young-- t of tha group, who waa less laid ..thru tha othrra, aald: 1)0 you know why Mr. Wank mada tha getaway I a wig, and la probably aa Ila tild aa any of ua." And for tha rent cr the Journey Mr. fllank'a head waa tha object of atudy at a distance for ba nerer again appeared In tha amoving room. wf-ar- a UNTOLD AGONY WITH ECZEMA Or. )T, N. mb 8U "The eczema which olartcd about twe year ego, broke out la my wriata. then gproed to my fingers. I suffered untold agony with them until I began to um Cutlcura Remedies. It would appear In little pi m plea or blisters like, and when I aeratrbed them, they would appear In little aealea. The Itching would ba to bad that I could hardly iteep of nlghta. I would arratcb my hnndo nntll they were moat numb, then when the blood would couraa through them ngaln tha burning and marling would ba ao bad tbnt 1 could hardly aland it. and I got to ba ac easily Irritated that my buaband bad to ii ha all of bta patience to get along with me. I heller I had tried Juat about every remedy offered to tha public fot tuch dlaeaaea, wit limit any relief what aoever, until my mother recommended Cuticiira nemedlea to me. I only ured the Cutlcura Soap and Cutlcura Oln'mrnt onco when my cura began, tn l In a month of uaa It waa gone (Signed) Mr. Thoa. Walsh, Oct. H, 19U. Cutlcura Soap and Ointment aold throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32 p, Skin Rook. Addrera port-car- j "Cutlcura, Dept. I Boston." Adr. LASTING ALMANAC. The Agent I'd like to sell you farmer's almanac. The Rube Land's sake, mister, 1 bought one in 1903 thet ain't wore .out yoL . A CLERGYMANS TESTIMONY. Wig-ton- and puffed. lie had heart flutter- ing, waa dizzy and exhausted at the least exer- Hands and feet were cold and he had Buch a dragging sensation across the loins that It was difficult to move. After using 6 Rev. E. Heslop. of Dodd Kidney Pills the swelling disappear ed and he felt himself again. He saya he has been benefited and blessed by the use of Dodds Kidney Pills. Several months later he wrote: I have not changed my faith1' In your remedy since the above statement was author Ized. Correspond with Rev. E. Hea-loabout thla wonderful remedy. Dodds Kidney Pills, 60c. per box at your dealer or Dodds Medicine Coi Buffalo, N.Y. Write for Household Hints, also music of National Anthem (English and German words) and recipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free. tion. 1 Adv. - . Youthful Woman Pastor. Rev. Miss Ina L. Morgan, of the MethodlBt church of Georgetown and Arrowsic, Me., is the youngest woman pastor tn New England. She is in her early twenties and hat been engaged 1 1 church work for nearly four years, having received a license in 1908 from Bishop John W Hamilton, of Worces- ter. Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle ot CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants snd children, and see that It Bears the Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years, Children Cry for Fletchers Castoria Enough to Kill It. "Oh, papa! exclaimed the young girl, "that pretty plant I had setting a the piano is dead. "Well, I dont wonder,", was all th father said. f ' , Htad of "Mormon" Church at ha - catarrh been have devised and It haa Itoved many thousand - ' arpol FREhIDENT SMITH SAYS SAINT! ARC RELEASED FROM DUTY IN SOUTHERN REPUBLIC, t. ;. to (brat Constipation was my chief In treating these case. that it would ba better jf .oftejf'f j element were added to InmJU' fuarud to do so, however, flru W of the number of no needed afraid of making chango In a romdy It, f i I t ChYffi SomL Annual Conference Discusses Troublta of Colonlotw Sow alon Ona of Interezt doing m well. Thu.ltw,hft?!r ttoued to preaeriba with bottla of Mannlln to i t! 0 theiw' 0 tt 1 !d!?fiS Salt Lake City. At the opening res. l the eighty-thirconference of the Church of Jeaua Cbrlal of Later-daKalnta, held In thla city on Friday, October 4, I'resl dent Joseph F. smith spoke of tha trials of tha Salma In Mexico, and declared that tha mission there Is. at least for tha present, at an cud; and that the brave men and women who had rlaked their fortunes and their Uvea In the attempt to build up a branch of the church In that country aro tcieaaod from further duty In tha southern republic, Tha president paid a glowing tribute to thtf tnembera of the church who bad goua to Mexico to make their homes, declaring that they "have suffered a great deal at tho hands of a degraded, wicked, unprincipled grade, of men, many of whom unquestionably have good hear1 In them, and will manifest the goodness of their hearts when under the Jnlluenco of good men and of favorable surroundings." "Tha American government," aald President Smith, "has played tha part of wisdom In standing aloof and dog eat dog." The church dignitaries were well represented at the conference, only two of the apostles being absent Itudger Clawson, who Is In Europe and G orgo F. Richard i. Of the first seven presidents of the seventies, there were present: J. Golden Kimball, Seymour Ion of .l people 1 a laxativ. At laat, stances explained In my constrained to add tb Uwivi If went to I'eruna. Thla consul la now known as tha Now thoa who taka Penii, semi-annua- y 8, D. HARTMAN, M. D. war-atricke- n let-tin- g II Young, Union S. Wells, J. W. Me Murrln, and Charles 11. Hart. Rtabop Charles W. Nlbley, presiding bishop of th church. and his counselors, O. P. JClller and David A. Smith, were pres. Score of other high churchmen, including Patriarch Ilyruin Q. Smith, penitilcd seat! of honor. Fully 8,000 persons, many of them pilgrims from throughout tha world, far and-ne- ar, where the branches of the church are located, were present, the attendance exceeding that of any orenlng session In years. Following the address of President Smith, President Anthon II. Lund made a brief doctrinal address, follow. Ing clotely the line marked out by President Smith in the closing of bis sermon. Four of the first council of seven ties, Charles H. Hart. Joseph W. Me. Murrln, Rnlon S. Wells and Jonathan O. Kimball, also spoke at the opening t ALMER CASTLE, tha famous old fortress near Deal, one more Is tha residence of tha Lord Warden of tha Since the Cinque Porta. death of Lady Curzon, whose fatal 111 sax began at the castle In her occupancy of the historic but now largely ornamental post of Lord Warden, the old place ha been con fdered unhealthy, and when lxrd Curzon reslgoed the wardenihlp and It waa taken over by tha present king then Prince of Wales Walmer ceased to ba a residence and became a show place. It baa been visited every eummer since by hundreds of American and w bus-band- 's other travelers, alt eager to ezplora tha picturesque stronghold whose ancient occupants had tha Job ot defending the whole of England on their ahouldera. The Duka of Wellington, greatest of Lord Wardens of th Cinque Porta, died at Walmer, where his bedroom Is to be seen practically juat as ba left It, and tbe long list of previous Lord Wardens Includes the names ot William Pitt and that of Lord North, through whose compliance with tha freaks of hi royal master, George II tha thirteen American colonics were lost to England. Shorn of Power. When King George V. came to the throne ba resigned tha Lord Warden-shi- p of the Cinque Porta, haying plenty to worry him without that, and the job was passed along to Lord Brassey, the famous naval expert. Civil Lord of Vicof tbs Admiralty, toria, and owner of the yacht Sunbeam, In which be baa covered more than 300,000 miles,- - That was two years ago. and until recently His Lord-shi- p has shown no disposition to Interday's sessions, each delivering an In- fere with the "status quo" so far as structive and entertaining addresa. . Walmar Castle la concerned. Aa Lord At the Saturday session, the vast Warden, apart from appearing at great audience listened to three more of ttj? state functions In the picturesque first council of sevenlles. rlghum li. robes ot his office, he baa nothing to Roberts, Seymour B. Young and Lev.1 do except preside occasionally over Edsiy Young, the principal address be- - the old courts of Shepway and Guest-ling- , Ing delivered by Elder Roberts. which have been thorn of nearly In the afternoon four of the Apostles all their ancient powers, and to apSJKjke, Including President Frnncts M. Lytoah and Apostles lleber J Grant, point justices of the peace within the Jurisdiction of the Cinque Ports. In Reed Smoot and Hyrum M. Smith. In his address at the Saturday cldentally the only return he get for President 8mlth said: "God, in doing these things Is the right to ocIlls boundless wisdom and graclou cupy Walmer Castle, so a. little time mercy, Jins provided means and has back he decided to exercise It. He shown the way to the children ot men, and Lady Brassey,. who evidently 'Is whereby even In the realm of freedom willing to risk Injury to her health, and the exercise of their own Judg-pie- went down and Inspected the old casthey may Individually come to and as a result they have had It God In faith and prayer and find out tle, almost entirely refurnished and have what should guide and direct their now taken up their abode there. Tbe human judgment and wisdom: and 1 closed to tbe public been has castle Latter-dadont want the Saints to for some time past, and this season's forget this is their privilege. It la estimated that there were 13 American travelers have not been able 000 persons In the tabemaee at each to see the Iron Dukes bedroom nor of the meetings on Sunday, and. In the other historical relics of which , the afternoon, there must have been the place Is full. 23,000 persons In the tabernacle, asNo doubt Lord Brassey Is just as sembly hall and outdoor gathering. gtad that he Is Lord Warden of the The closing sessions rounded out a Clnquo Porta now. Instead of, say, 600 conference that has been gratlfyingly ago. To do him justice, howsuccessful. It was a mighty exposi- years he ever, probably would be capable of tion of the wonderful and close fellowa bigger If not fighting organizing ship which binds together a great fleet than Britain could muster at that peope In one faith, one hope and duunited worship of one supreme being. time, which things were the chief Ador Lord Wardens Lord of the ties In the afternoon did the Especially overwhelming throng typify the com- mirals, as they were called at first. "Cinque Ports," of course, means Five part unity of the Mormon people. at Ports tn plain English, and In olden the tabernacle meetings Speakers we-- e Elder Charles W. Penrose, of the times It was up to the ports of Hastfirst presidency; Elder Orson F. ings. Sandwich. Dover, Romney and Whitney, George A Smith, David O. Hythe tor defend the rest of the kingMcKay, Joseph R Smith, Jr., anti dom from attack by sea. They are all James E. Talmage of the quorum of situated on the southeastern coast of twelve apostles, and President Joscpn which faces France, the F. Smith, who closed and dismissed England, of Britain before "traditional the conference In a brief address ol the entente enemy" cordiale came Into being, admonition. Elder George F. Richards Is confined to his home on account of and even In the days of Edward the illness, snd President Smith asked Confessor these five towns, as the the saints to make a petition for his watchdogs of the kingdom, enjoyed a Their recovery a special subject of their special charter of privileges. prayers. history, In this capacity, covers nearly One of the overflow meetings wag a thousand years. Here it was that held In the assembly hall, In charge the white cliffs of Albion shone bright of Elder Anthony V. Ivins of the quo- above the waters within view of her rum of twelve apostles. Assisting Continental enemies, and here that him as speakers were President Sam- Caesar, Henglst. Canute and William uel O. Bennlou of the Central States the Conqueror landed and a hundred mission, President German E. Ells- less successful Invaders were lgnoml-nlousl- y worth of the Northern States, mission, driven back or destroyed. President Charles A. Callls of the Britain's "Wooden Walls." Southern States mission and Elder It was tile Norman Conqueror who, David H, Cannon of St. George. societies of the after humbling Romney to the dust for Ten missionary Its resistance to himself, really orChurch of Jeaus Christ of Latter-da- y 3alnts held reunions Friday night, ganized the "cinque Ports." In hia time there was no British navy, nor talked over old days while on misof furnishing a sions, renewed old acquaintances from a single port capable and ao the a fleet, for big harbor who are in the city among the many Pohta divided the responsiCinque to attend the conference, enjoyed .the "Wooden music and dancing and listened to bility of furnishingand looked of after Walls" England short addresses of good fellowship them. At the time of Edward I. they men from from representative among were bound to provide no less than them. fully equipped and ships, Sixteen stakes were represented at manned at their own cost, but In rethe meeting of the Wlomans Genealoturn tbe Five Ports formed a little gical society of the Mormon church principality by themselvej, whose held Saturday, aes-slo- nt . The Rev. Edmund Heslop of Pa, suffered from Dropsy for a year. H!s limbB and feet were swot-.te- or cinque PifDRIS fic'.-R- u Catarrh Constipation and For many yesra l ..... 'V'h ''I !mj. an Internal ;Y 1eruua haa y . 5fty-seve- n to pay, and citizens had no taxe whose head, afterward called th wrd , who Warden, waa a kind of Pooh-Bahcombined Id! bis single person th functions of aberlff, keeper of the rolls, lurd lieutenant and admlraL lie also nominated th representative of tha five town In Parliament, who, to this day, ar known as tb Barons of tb Cinque Porta. They were great fighter, and aa good shipbuilders, were those aea dogi of the Cinque Ports. Their ships were so strong that they really preferred to fight to a gale, and tbalr favorite attack was to "ram" an enemy. Either th rammer or tha rammed was pretty aura to go to tho bottom, and If their craft was the unlucky one, they board, ed the opposing vessel and threw Ita crew Into tha water. Even King John was able to lie to peace in the Isle ot Wight with the merry men of the Cinque Ports guarding its shores, and when Pope Innocent sent over a Bull of Excommunication, which consigned tbe king's soul to a locality famous for Us warmth, tha ben of Sandwich sallied forth In their ships, seized tha vessel containing the Bull, tore the golden Instrument to shreds and cast It upon the waves. In their spare time they were plrtaea. They called it French "policing the seas," but th Shd German towns they plundered and occasionally burned, even In times ol peace, found It hard to detect the difference. More than once thler original methods of "policing plunged their country Into war, hut aa they them-elvehad to do the fighting. It didn't matter much to anybody else. There have been btg changes alnc those times,. Even tbe ancient organization of the Cinque Ports baa been broken up by modern legislation, and In 1S3S the Lord Warden's Jurisdiction over tbe law courts and other civil machinery was done away with. The number of the Cinque Port barons haa been reduced from sixteen to three. Little, In fact, but old Walmer Castle Itself remains to recall tha glorioui past of the Five Ports. The castle was built by Henry VIII., tbe He Intended It only for a fort, tbe first of a aeries which were to defend the coast Una from Sandwich to Dover, but In time It became the official headquarters of the Lord Wardens. Many royalties were wardens of the Cinque Ports, among them Prince George of Denmark, the Illustrious consort ot Queen Anne. s Ton or conitlpated. You have taken laxative great many year. You have tried to aelcct a diet that would keep your bowela regular. In thla you have failed and were obliged to go back to your laxatives again. Thla, 1 aay, baa been going on many years. You also have a alight catarrh in th head and throat You never imagined that the catarrh had anything to do with th constipation. Suppose I war to tell you that aa long aa you have that catarrh you will never get better Would you beof your constipation. lieve met Well, whether you would believe me or not It Is tbs truth. WAS FEELING WRONG BUMP In B ID 0 first, find protnnii' Ileved of their constlpaK? tho catarrh will gradually diijjjj And one tha catarrh la cured tlpatlon leaves permanently, you follow tha advice given Tbw in ! book, you will never hava to take more. any Cathartic and lautL. you can Ignore, You will b nently relieved of both your Man-ali- n manufactured by the pany, Columbua, druQ fttores. BP b $ cat St S and tha constipation. Po-nin- foi ti td. tw and l'eni-n- Ohio. Wi of, Lactw, IM a Sold at 2 fvrnna tht ibrtr sag U taka. Th old Ivritn is tamo. If your drite,!. cr arn)w an ia wrlia tha liatarnn r.Zl heap It t ulumlma, Ohio, awl tb ay ul U JT!5 j,"s fr haul It, Ha Knew. "Where there's a will there's i avers Taylor Holmes, appetr Ing In Tho Million. "The way, ho ever, varies, as In the case of a tw tain pickpocket, who was courier and promptly fined. The learned professor waa giving ,"Tbe lawyer of tha pickpocket toot and on bis public lecture phrenology, fine the Imposed upon his client ikj Inof demonstration ho much to heart. the tbe vited a boy to platrorm, saya " 'Twenty-fivdollar!" he expot After a critiNew York American. toted. Your honor, where la this poor cal examination othe lad's cranium, unfortunate man to get 23? he turned to tbe audience: "Ills honor did not know, or U k "Ladies and gentlemen," ha said, did ha refrained from saying so, fo "the protuberance on this little boy's was less discreet. head la remarkably well developed. It tbe" prisoner me out of here for tea 'Just let la the bump of phlloprogenltiveneaa. and r. In the present case It proves that tbe fifteen minutes, he said, how Magazine. Young's you! boy haa an extraordinary love for bis parents. (Addressing the boy:) Isnt Wrong Guess. that true, Johnny?" Nan I've aeeh your new young mu Johnny hesitated a moment, then and I should call him a diamond la & said: "Well, I get along pretty well with rough. Fan Well, he's susceptible of sosi the old lady, but the old man ain't polish. I'll admit, but you havent cha such n much." lOcd him correctly; he'a a Jasper. ' Why, how la that, my boy?" asked the professor. , Always tha Way. "Well, If yuh want me ter let It out, "Do you think a woman can k; the bump ver blowln about Is where belt a secret?" pop hit me yesterday wit No; she always tries to syndics buckle. it" Judge Library. Sagacious Phrenologist Mistaken Hia Conclusions, aa It Turned Out to f wy, - e Inexperienced. While we aend our Influence sbn! In a boarding house for bachelors, as much as possible, we should fin I afAmanda, typical "Mammy," looked k ter the guests comfort In true south- so that we shall be benediction those nearest us. Rev. J. R. Miller. ern style ao well that one of the men thought he would take her away with What human nature wants to (001 him In the summer In tbe capacity ot to pay tbe freight body housekeeper. Toward spring ha waylaid her In the hall one day and aald Richest la Htallag Qualltlu "Mandy, do you like the country?" FOR BACKACHE. HHCUMATISM, KIDNEYS AND BLADDER Mandy reckoned she did. "Would you like to go away with FOLEY PIUS me this summer and keep house for me? Quickly !!! NNkk indrir Mandy waa sure she would. ftoldmarjwhu fro . Suppose 1 get just a bungalow. Do JOBS THOMPSON SONS A GO. Tror, K I' L you think you could take care of It nicely by yourself?" ANT Mandy gaaped and rolled her eyes. "Deed, no, massa! Reckon you all Birds That Flirt better get somebody else; I cjoi't Oldya, United the Henry formerlyof know nothin' about taking care of any States Biological survey. In the couraa Harpers Magazine. an Wilt TOP PRICKS for tbtn. writ of n recent lecture at tbe University ol animals! llu. Wnotlut wpr. nl pr ht Chicago, said that birds were pop Denier Raw Fur Co sessed of an aesthetic sense similar to Put It en Her. that of human beings. "Birds dance to Gibbs Oh, yes, Jones is an ass and the-air- , Belt do Highland flings, and the all that, but youll never hear him more sedate evoluttona with tbe most say a mean thing about his wife." Dlbbs I dont know! He saya aha perfect rhythm, said Mr. Oldya. They alng a bird ragtime, and at other made him what he Is. times snatches of song which greatly resemble our grand opera. There la a ITS THE FOOD. blackbird that haa a song almost like The True Way to Correct Nervous a Wagnerian opera; the robin la best Troubles. to while popular songs; tbs wood thrush sings a song of four dip Nervous troubles are more often tinct verses. Like the human being, caused by Improper food and Indigesbirds flirt and are filled with vanity. tion than most people imagine. Even In this capacity they use their plum-agdoctors sometimes overlook this fact. with great effect In the Conga A man says: there Is a male bird that struts before "Until two years ago waffles and Woniei Its mate, and peeps under lb, wing to butter with meat and gravy were the And Appliance for Men and see If she Is looking at him. The main wt Ala t1 Ar now iwfontid boo tb features speaker concluded with the statement dyspepsia cameofonmy breakfast. Finally and 1 found that birds sometimes copy from man, in a i bad condition, worse In the myself rr ummnw isruiizvy ' mimbmH morn- Nrou and that man could learn a great deal Pnmtntvion ami many cthf than any other time. I would have which ing do out and drugs from the bird. by copying Our lllu.trtl tU a full, sick feeling in brlu, wild my stomach, audraia price, iru. with pains In my heart, aides and THE DR. A. OWEN ELECTRIC BELT gj Plan Hygiene Exposition. head. DdL H, Lock Drawor 374, Kirkvilli Mu"1 The Australian Natives associa1 W0UllJ have no tlm!? tZA Is tion making plans for a hygiene exappetite, then 1 position, to take place at Melbourne never satisfied would feel ravenous, when I did eat and so next year, fashioned after the one nervous I felt like which took place at Dresden. Among shrieking at the of the subjects to which special atten- top my voice. 1 lost flesh badly and Nine times in ten when th wh,ch way t0 tum until tion Is to be given are: Ventilation, AIdiy I nght the stomach and boweto are bought a box of Grape-Nut-s the fly carrier of disease, the mos8e ' I could eat that. I tried CARTERS LITTLE quito plague, and diseases of the Ung the doctor- - and liked LIVER PILLS tropics. In the department of cloth- it Hnp-U- t made me feel as If I had 'some- - gently butfirmly com will be to space given exhibits ing, I Pel a showing the harmful effects of corsets stmViMewti.that waa- satisfying and do its lazy duty. and the evolution of clothing. One I fin haVe that heaviness that Cures Con of the largest departments will cone,ating any ther fdIn tipation, HT,y coffee thea m contain models of scletiflcally digtion. five weeks homes. ept 0n structed Grape- - Sick Nuts and in a month . and a half Headache, 7 nd Diatreaa After Eating. Honeat but 8hrewd. RhS a8nvthL15 PUnd8' couW rt noirt -You are an honest boy," said the SweaHn.?61 d'dn,t feel badly SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL woman as she opened the roll of five nervoU8ne was Genuine must bear Signature all gone 1 1 bills, "but the money I lost was a pIea8ure to be well again" 3 bill. Didn't you see that In the admuch-marrie- KIDNEY IF YOU HAVE BAD-- FURS Electric v Basi " firm !' Ah'd I'd 1 W Bloc the part c of little La child "M piec you "N were ate LIPP Th 'hint :ur!oi tarry 3ln lure he r Mia oma uBal ted I Ice p if the Grii land tnyt Brl) e go pie ynpr-pma- e"ojifJ52 bn pe: Make the Liver Do its Duty - - ..V:.rcr vertisement?" "Yesslm, replied the boy. "it was $5 bill that I found, but I had It changed so that you could pay me a reward." ... re ffrnulnr, from time l(rrot. A4v. Thry bom Bat Coot Syrup. Tm 0ooa la lima. Bold bf 0xW- FORXOUGHS'AW ed an SUj 2 |