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Show SAVED let toaboi Vegetalile Coniposiiid fried Seeing his danger, tho doctor with j, great promptitude, sail l All right, boys; but suppose, now you give the doctor a cheer befor ducking him." This reasonable proposition was at once acceded to, and a ringing cheer resounded through tho building which at once brought the keepers, as the doctor expected, and be wai saved. Womans ills. For rnu n, ed beti AllttJ I bat gs tin 1 ilon," 1 1 flows the time To Buy Stocks I I egettli come St tilt; W everyone that It U knows fro l!t'k'C' securities have declinedInfrom TtDH now sl twelve months. The market What will be the nest m stagnant. -- evementf TJp or down? Up, eure as foot high. Buy now, while ,oo are . Send for our tocks are on the bottom book of Information (System of Spoon ) and Dally Market Letter, ailed free upon application. 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Information relative to passenger I A Large Trial Box and book of In ticket limits, hotel (tractions absolutely Free and Post-pi- d, rates, enough to prove the value of rates and all other necessary Information asked for will be cheerfully given PaxtineToilet free of charge. This will especially Paatl no b In powder be of benefit to these desiring to travel form to dissolve In with Utah parties or In parties of four ou water School teachers will also and faranperior to liquid or five. antiseptics containing hear something to their Interests by alcohol which Irritates Inflamed surfaces, and writing above party. of mucus membrane. treatment of female ills Pax tine I Inlocal Used M n Vaginal Wash we to produce Its equal for It revelation in cleansing it kills all germs which and discharges. 1 illludi&gdruggists keep Paitiue; prlee.Ma. lku;H,oursduesnot,send to us for It. Dont ttlnnlntitute there is nothing like Paxtine. I Vrilefortha Free Box of Paxtlno lmnarco., 8 Pope Bldg., Boston. Mass. Inrilnable. chillonre the world is thoroughness. sod bsaling power; now Inflammation to-da- Mr. Bath Perfumes. ox Mood, eau de coMilk, logne, strawberries, violets and rose leaves are among the things used by European actresses to medicate s- -d nerfume their baths well-know- n AND se It me and PHOENIX HIGH alone." m awn bit I do Dot believe Pleoe Cure for Conromptioe V equal tor eougbe and cold. Jo BoTma, Trinity Spring, lad., Feb. li, loa ... PATENT MADE BY Holiday of Ruaalan Servants. Every other Sunday the servants In a Russian household are entirely free. Their work stops Saturday servnight after supper, when tho to return not the house, ants leave until the next Monday morning. The how employer never ask where or the free time Is spent KILLING & ELEVATOR Cu. OGDEN, UTAH. wi ae an be l? I a &1ICROTINE. 3 white lent an A oold la positive pure for toe head, hay fever,catarrh, headache and ill bronchial affection. Aak Vour Drugsist for It. lp. ot tbi nut tbi itneoett lit peedM enonil hi I letter n, wbi Ninth Street, San Francisco. CaL .IHQIfk IllUUlU SI.OO. Cup roment r PIANOS ! li ra inlUn, pjSllLl,,NN0N ded M id lad alfalfa Mine ou tori I pef for M b band Yo 11 1 for eat-Hfaeewy. Mvlnttni yu. r "' lrt 1 SEED a bons bailey Swuth Lak SL, Salt 2dirf;1"rwra je or dlw A hi for the REAL ESTATE tn-4- Mrliig and Fitting. BROS. MUSIC CO. Washington Av. Ogden, Utah. DaL r. Sn4 hell take city. you writ to buy, Joe I dir It c,t First wwnwnwnwmnmp imrmmmnrTfnTn q W. THE DAISY FIT - KILLER CK) in Jnrfl not Try llipflt oap lie prrl'l foPNUUKA, ,,,h ! H IIP Itrhel aid mj I end. :i.v 5 CO- - SittCMtar t Warwick riwia Supply Co, I.U wl nflifl .... ril'l". MI. e,'" oit ti Hrter. crlMttiieniioi(t. !t o.n.ti E RELIABLE assays Sllr,.,.l fi'1""l V t'' eiii ipiu widen i wTi, 111, good fd tb! r atuS Cut I11 I,!"1 1 , in .Tl (lold Prnn,k.".":' return nd hlH'r, M E to XT-MAD- .. IM tand.' 1 about "lN. t T n If liou'i II. U., the t tw 'I 0 tbi Lf rtr!syti, ATIO ! C" CHEMISTS A8SAYERS AND bmp'N ky Swi i'iJ "How Is It. old man. pass yon way. youre 1 "l r- -' tirdvil tfttntaMV ' Sill Just In the sunshine?" old "Bless God!" exclaimed the1 Jest 1 Rt so mnrh trouble. darky Atlanta Constitution. bas to dance! Wanted Distance. Do you think I am capable of asked the ing a part?" stage-struc- ploy- k manager; "I do" replied the busy we are when and the farther apart it will suit me. you act the better -- The Cynical Splnater. "If you were married, said the "would you believe every-tumou- r Lilt UiJ, I4 SENT FKM. ffiKsys--- - Mr. Benton Holme Doctor, my kuBbands heart beats very weakly. Dr. Phil Graves Ill soon stop that To tho Point "What are you here for?" Inquired the prison visitor, For two rettHone,' replied the was sent here for burglar. still here for the I'm in; breaking reason that I have not broken out." 8uch Inconstancy He I wonder if there la another girl In the whole world so sweet aa my little sweetheart? She Whats that. How dare you think of another girl? 1 shan't speak to you for a week. Stray Stories. Between Friend. Fred Tin girl I ant engaged to la very poor; In fuet. she hasnt anything at all. And she will Joe Thats tough. have still less after she marrlhs you. The 8csre That Failed. Edgar There aro 30,000,000 microbes In ono plate of Ice cream. Ethel Oh, let's have some! How delightful to get so much of anything for tr 'i'll money! Boa-tu- n 1 g t the "Mrs. Blinks "Impossible. dishes. the wash and meals myself 1 Pasture Repartee. "Well, bow do ewe like Lamb First thJcn!rirnm-"t- l! Youre trying over eye., but my soot to pull the fleece. to Im too young I a Billion? In the English system of Burner tlon. a billion Is a million of millions, and a trillion Is a million of billion In the French system, which la usuaV ly followed In the United State, a thousand million Is called a billion, a thousand billion a trillion, and o o Situated as we are, a British oountry adjoining tbe United States, It Is but natural that both system should be In use here, and this, of courst, leads to confusion. The English system te defended on the ground that It la at least as convenient and agree (which the other does not) with the etymo th logical formation of the word billion, trillion, quadrillion, eto., b leg respectively the second, third,la fourth, etc., powers of a million, both aystems tbe million Is th asm that whenever rtnetor- - - T What Superior ma- ."" r.r.r. !. chine made Assav Ca ,T, aeaeanos sr., You will nvatt, ms, t ame hold with never have trouble WhK?nn.w!;er,nfl Advertisement Mention This Paper II. OFFICER o Itji Why She Couldnt, 1 see what tho matter Is. All you have to do Is laugh5 heartily before and after each yoN OAfAlQAUfl l I Get rk n,lllr ' Mtri '' Asyr Uruli. C"' rbulerraihie end E. C hernia l 'wwii.ii..1 UUnOn. Bt fjnlil w tt Hold flit. fad 8n or Coiir l i bllt f" foundation yntleU lv IrenvUl by bulldln up thu ounallluUoa and In nature In dolu lu work. Tb proprteton be to murti faith In tt ruretlv power that they oBl (to Hundred Ihdtnr for any eu that U fall ur. bendK.for llet t tetlinoull, Addrew J CllkNKY CO., Totedo, & Wo, Sold by nil 1 k II nil' Family 1'IU far eonitlpMlow appreciate the fact that you have honored me with a proposal, sure said the dear girl, "but are you real Is thing. mo the your love for the "Perhaps not. frankly replied exless "but young drug clerk, as good." pensive and Just husband told you? Miss Cayenne, hut answered "No" of peace In the family for the sake 1 bellevod It. believe him Id make X(M!MV bid e, 1 alt lakh photo 5UPPLY aval' I thin.'1 ! yon mill v h n mi t fits' ri f not ki do d i aik! tail! no Bollor apectel btteutloa. J0W&.rd Tit-Hit- i iImd, dmI bmt quality Alfalfa and lirdtn howl, Uretn ttilii,,,!,jra busln w yoere. Mail np' t wltb j His Philosophy. A. RICHTER South- I to eaU or lU )Q Cti r I "1 SALT LAKE CITY PIECES. STANDARD 3 A. RICHTER COPIES 5,000 y 11 UNO FOR FREE SAMPLE. OIIITAIN TEA MEDICINE CO., , beyond ail Window's Roothlntr Sjrwp. wine, OGDENS BEST sin li Well Illustrated by Incident Of the Early Republic. Albert Vandam, a French writer, tells this story of the early days ol the French republic, which followed the downfall of Louis Napoleon: "One-dathere came to Tours a hundred volunteers from tho south, wearing enormously broad brimmed felt hats and dressed In sable garments all over. They looked like funeral mutes, and they were evidently determined to act up to their appearance, for, wondrous to relate, they marched through the piindpal streets without opening their lips a proceeding aon-what different from that of the rest As a matter of course, the crowd was tragically Impressed. The lmpre lion, however, did not lust long. Th volunteers felt thirsty, and their chief, who wore a still more enormous hat than his men, signaled to them In th middle of the line Royale to halt fo refreshment. That spoilt th whol tragic part of the busiuess, for whes these southerners had oroned theti mouths there was a difficulty of clo lng them again. The moment drink was In speech was out. They In formed their admirers that they had come from the department of Gers and that they had made a terrlbl pact A hundred and one, Including their leader, they had started froa their homes; a hundred and on th would return. If one of them wai killed the whole would perish la tbli effort to avenge him." Kidney Pills and h gives good r sons for what he says: His Explanation. 1 cant praise Dodds Kidney Pills I asked the good wife, toJ But why, " BayH gtven. "They "are you so anxious to secure the top have done me so much good. I was In that flat apartment troubled with my kidneys so muob Mrs. Rafferty Mike was a fin an considerate husband. house? Mr. ORourke Is that so? that I had to get up two or thre time Because explained the household la tbe night and sometimes la th Mrs. Rafferty Yls. He always hit me wld th soft end of th broom. freight payer, the elevator would be day when starting to the waterhous a great help to ue In bringing up tbe the water would come from me before Had the Right Idea. Presents From Cuba for His Wife. . children. getting there. Two boxes of Dodd's Mrs. Enpeck I think, Henry, that Yes, I have Just returned from Kidney Pills cured me entirely. our daughter has made a very satis- Cuba," said J. G. Connaughton last Fine Finish. "1 have recommended Dodd's Klfr will some roe she and "I that factory marriage, brought back with night Got It at Once. Pills to many people and bav ney succeed very well In the management nice presents for my wife. What are Fact Is. said the one man, "1 never yet heard of a fallura. Dodda of her husband. they? Well, a box of cigars, a n8 married because 1 was lonely, as much Kidney Pills are the things tor kid- Henry Enpeck Why do you think panama hat and an old Spanish pipe, as for any other reason. To put It ne'y'dfsease and rheumatism.1 so? "Do I think she will enjoy such pres- - tersely, I married for sympathy. Dodd's Kidney Pills always cur Mrs. Enpeck 1 overheard her talkents? Well, why not? Last Christmas Good kidneys ensure "Well, said the other man, "you tbe kidneys. ing to him this morning, and she got she gave me a bottle of perfume, a fur have mine." London blood. Pure blood mesne good pure him to agree to a proposition like this: muff and a ladys diamond ring." health. If you will do as I want, I promise to Misunderstood. AUTHORS NOT OF KIN. do the same. Resourceful Widow. Luk heah, Remus, how It ts Ah Mrs. Bangs So that pretty widow doan seo yo at nieetln eny mo?" ld Knew What He Would Want 8lr Edwin and Matthew Arnold Had is really married so soon again, eh? "Why, de pawson insulted me.-OLittle In Common. Clerk I am to be married shortly. "How so? He only sed: Cum on, Bangs Yes. " Couldnt you manage to Increase my toll. sons horny-handeob Denison John Mrs. Bangs But her late husbands yo Champlln tells an Bed horney-headeof Matthew Arnold and will expressly stipulated that if she he alary a little? "Ah story amusing thought 111 Employer Couldnt really. But took a secoud husband her legacy was ' Dat means old Satan. the late Sir Edwin Arnold. "Some 111 boy. do for my - what you, tell you to revert to his most distant relative. twenty year ago," he eaya, "wbea A Sleep Walker. Ill shorten your hours during the Old Bangs Thats where she was walking with Matthew Arnold on tb first three months so that you can foxy. She hunted up the relative and banka of the little River Teet, near Newltt Ilea a somnambulist and I guess yon might call me I Romsey abbey, conversation turned on spend your evenings at home, him. married Popley after that Ill lengthen them again, so Sir Edwin Arnold and Tbe Llgbt of one, too. that you will have an excuse to get Newitt Why, surely you dont walk Asia published four or five years Righting a Wrong. It Is not necessary to I away. In been she previously. have your sleep? "But," protested, told that you are a reformed rake." Popley Oh. no; but I walk the enter Into Mr. Arnold's opinion of the In Arizona. poem. During the conversation I took Tls false," he replied. "Why, I baby In bis sleep. The Coroner Have you any idea never even thought of reforming." occasion to aBk him If he were related what caused the strangers death? to Sir Edwin. He paused a moment Now They Don't 8peak. Miss said Broncho Pete Yep. He died from could kiss aa it shocked at the suggestion, and man me," Answered. "No Asked and heart trubble. then said: 'No, we are not of kin. Willie Whats a cannibal, Plalnun, with decleded emphasis. little Miss The Coroner Are you sure? I know," dont rejoined Indeed, I doubt If he had any right to "Oh, pa? men are Broncho Pete Sartenly. The heart "Some awfully the name of Arnold. 1 have been told Pa One who loves his fellow man, Dimples. wus a ace an he had It up his sleeve. my son. reckless." that he is of Jewish descent' 4 few See? weeks later I happened to meet bli Edwin at a dinner In London and, EASY. Ready for Action. prompted by, I hope, a not unpardo Miles I understand Knox and Howable curiosity, propounded a almlla , ell have at last burled tbe hatchet query to him. No he replied qulok-ly-of for political are with what seemed a ahade and working together In hla tone, 'I am not related advancement asperity to Matthew Arnold. We are of wholly Gllee They may have burled the Then bla face different families. hatchet but Ill bet each of them has amlle, k bis Into peculiar a hammer up his sleeve. breaking U aa t Arnold 'Matthew added: Such Dear Friends, Too. tellectual dyspeptic. Hii brail doe If not digest properly.'" Clara HI tell you a secret, dear. It. to never repeat promise youll $100 Reward, $100. Maude-- All right Out with tt. Wu Th T1er of thti ppr will b (I Clara Fred proposed to me lat I t teuton drradt-- SImiu UtatM tlierc thl It it , n4 tl hu bran tite to rur In Cur I til ualf foltl i'turrh. Hull' Catarrh It Maude Oh, say, doesnt he do ear noir known to the ni,llrl fraternity. Currk OenitHw nnilliiUonitl dteeua, nqnlru belli awkwardly, though? tkmnl trantiuent. 1111' (.ninrrh Cur I let mseou blood and th ternaltr.wulo already spun urfaaei of tho vteni, therebyivlrdutreybt Ik Force of Habit of th dleewe. and tb j mine t Koreklliir tw(hln, ooften flunnuUoti, silt; polo, cure wind ouliu. tfccabuui. FLOUR i Chatting at Breakfast Time. "Confound this breakfast food," roared Stubbs, bringing his fist down on the table like a trip hammer. "1 want eggs! Do you hear? Eggs!" "Thats right," said Mrs. Stubbs. " like to see you make an ass of your self. "I suppose you do, madam. You think If Im an ass I can eat oats." ten-stor- Ancient Whistling Jars. Among the ruined cities of Pern nearly fifty different kinds of musical Instruments have been found. Unique these aro many double among whistling jars or musical water bottles. Near the top of the first or front Jar. which Is usually surmounted by a human or animal figure, is the opening of the whistle. When the Jars have been partly filled and are swung backward and forward, a num her of whistling sounds are produced. As the vessel swings forward and upward, the water is lowered In the first jar and rises In the other. In the backward motion It rushes back Into the first forcing the air ent through the whistle. ;tnd iD soreness 1 are true," the wise youngster, "but I advise you to bet on the sister has been monkeying the family record page." OF 8HOW. "No, replied the thoughtful little girl innocently. "Mamma says papa 8trong Language. is more care than the children, so I lnd., June 20. Rev, Fredericksburg, be will guess the care of my children P. Stevens of this plac us Enoch enough for me without the care of a trong language In speaking of Dodd's husband." stop-over- ts I know the words antly. to WOMEN have no cleansing properties. The contents of every box makes moro Antiseptic Solution U-lunger-f- ore farther ha more usee In the family and doe more good th.nany antiseptic preparation yon can buy. The formula of a noted Boston physician, and used with great success as a Vagina VasMofLeucorrhcta, Pet vk Catarrh, Nasal Catarrh, Sore Throat, Sore Eyes, Cuts, true. "Well, rejoined wouldn't figures with on Enough of Trouble. I suppose you will marry when you grow up, said the visitor pleas- non-pois- rder. Is PROOF. Antiseptic secret Net a Safe Bet. "Yes, my boy, said the parson during a call, as he laid his baud on the family bible, "every word In this book CUMMINGS FREE bid for windot The Meaning of Patience. After the Event. The teacher was telling the meanBlanche Tell me, Florenc., ing of patience to the small hoy, so, Frank happened to kiss you. after explaining that patience was Florence It was kinder funny. You waiting for things contentedly, she see, Frank asked me If I was fond of said: kissing. I didn't like to show my Ig"Now, suppose you wanted some- norance, so I said, "Oh, ye3, awfully thing very much, and your mother fond of it. couldn't give It to you Just when you Blanche And then? asked for It, what would she say?" Florence Then he kissed me. But Shed say, C.o away and dont tween you and me, Blanche, my anbother me! said the boy. swer was right, after all. 8ome Virtues of Louis XIV. One need not overlook the enormous shortcomings of Ixuis XIV as a man and as a king to admit that in some important respects he tried to do his duty," says Longmans Magazine. He was a hardworking sovereign, both In the sphere of administration and In that social sphere which was, to his mind, no less important So courteous that he never passed the poorest woman about the palace without lifting bis hat, he carried polite consideration to the level of a fine art. In Twenty 8t Mm calleii out suddenly, doctor." The cry once, "Lets duck Wosiaas Remedy A LOVE FRENCH Let s duck the wan taken up at the doctor!" iboani w toft of tit RUSE. How Lunatic Asylum Doctor Threatened Ducking. E.capei ! duCt cr f a lun:ttic wai In the bathroom ona day watchlnt E number of his patienU bathe, when LydiaE.Pinkhams he lirj. BY CLEVER Important to Mother. Xxamln carefully every bottl of CASTOR! A, a oaf and sure remedy for lufooU and children and seo that tt Botrelh Signature cf In Vae To Ovrr no Vein The Emd You liar Alwty boughi Beads and Pebbles. In Africa tho sorcerer carries a mall bag of pebbles as an esentlal part of his equipment. Modern cylln drlcal glass beads aro descended froa the beryl and quart crystal. Babylonian cylinders. Egyptian icarabiaod Mycenaean gems are not, bs bn bee generally supposed, primarily signet, but amulets. |