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Show II . UTAH. Speaking of straw votes, did anybody ever hear of one that didn't go the takers way? Ballooning Is a very pretty way o! traveling If you aren't anxious to get anywhere In particular. The racing automobile Is all right In its proper place, but It doesnt seem to have found tho place yet It is the opinion of every mother that a boy never loses an opportunity for attempting to break his neck. How disappointed George Gould would be If that dog for which be hus Just paid $5,000 should ever bite him. As she knows where she Is apt to get It, China Is wearing a high celluloid collar with gun metal The sultan of Turkey has 171 titles, but Is not one of them. chief The death of llole of the Chlppewas, leaves a bole In the western landscape that never can be filled. There 6PCT Occupation Which Solaced Woman Traveler. On the train to Boston was a woman who sat with pencil and paper lmndy with which she frequently recorded her observations. Usually these notations took the form of arithmetical computations. There's another one, said the Dear, oh, woman, In somber tones. dear, Isn't It awful? That makes ten of them since we left New York. Finally the man who occupied tho scat Immediately In front of the painstaking statistician embraced a favorable opportunity and asked her husband what in the world she was counting, anyhow. Cemeteries," said tho partner of the womans Joys. She always does It whenever wo go any plaeo. She has been at it ever since we loft Kansas day before yesterday. That last graveyard we passed was No. 261. Whenever we happen to get a particularly good view of the lay of the land as we whiz through she picks out tho section she would like to be burled In. Good heavens! said the man In the front seat. That must be a nice, enlivening pastime for you. Then, as soon as he could, he moved to another scat. The husband of the mortuary compiler looked as if he would like to move, too, but he could not. lie had to stay right where he was and keep a sharp lookout for more cemeteries. Making the Desert to Bloom J Pleasing A1DRIW JESSEM, FiUlikMk SPANISH PORK, BURIAL HER 8ELECTINQ THE SPANISH FORK PRESS. Louise, the eloping princess, announces that she Is going to expose isome. scandals in high life. If anybody can do It Louise would seem to be the lady. I ' Upton Is bound to prove that Great IBrltaln can beat the United States tat the yachting game, even If he has 'to get an American designer to build 'the boat to do It Munroes share of the gate receipts of the fight with Jefferies was $6,104 jand Jefferies' was $9,156. Mr. Munroe earned his money, vhether Mr. Jeffries earned his share or not Persons who wish to enthuse" or a "stunt" may do so, according to the latest dictionary, with the express understanding that they become thereby colloquial and slangy. do A, , - The Englishman who has rejected an offer of $10,000 compensation for seven years unjust Imprisonment is certainly taking the right course unless $10,000 is all that he can get We read about a victim of a car accident who Is suffering from contusions on the left side." A contusion Is a bruise, of course, but how much worso contusion sounds! It Is just posslblo also that before ithe diggers of that twelve mile hole icould get half way down to the de-- , sired depth the center of the earth might rise up In hot and Indignant 'protest Sir William Ilarcourt Is, according to the London Chronicle, "the most weighty member of parliament. In ,body as well as In character." But son whose first he has a grown-uname Is Lulu. The cable tells us that ths world's (record grouse bag was made Aug. 24 at Broomhond, near Sheffield, Eng., by Rymlngton Wilson and eight other guns. Tho hunters bagged 2,74$ birds and they ought to be ashamed of it. Newport chauffeurs are bolng sent ,to Jail for scorching. The rich ones 'for and by whom they are hired to scorch are supposed to be sufficiently punished In having to live without scorching whllo the sentences are be- ing served. The robber who looted the Adirondack camps of thousands of dotlars (worth of Jewelry and silverware Is a Reformer, and ought to have a monument What do theso vulgarians want ,to take all thoso gewgaws Into a (woods camp for? 80 fS . r ..also- 1 C" I fV i ' I4-- ' October 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8, as atm In the history of the west haj grand, magnificent, startling I tional, mighty collection of. goes to make a great exposition1 ular, been offered to the pubiH Grander displays will b6 every department, the stock will be of a nature never equalled, and $7,000.00 In purses C - ' ''na&fltt 'vnflfc r V w. I? r .a; v w ,7 1 . 1 JVVwJk Tyvt .1 4 diving horses, d hi rof! ol jeu wit ozrriago 'ie. BUI Ignition, aU .ere at .supposed t member attracted a great array of the ji horses for the racing events, i Dr. Wm. Carver, the "evil tpi tbe plains, the champion shot d world, will appear daily In startling, sensational exhibits trick and fancy shooting. and ' Cupta," "Powder Face world-fame- jjy itnlly- - j u, brother their cot they otmper ft 3 iloud, tr national coBt another sensational outdoor greatest attraction and presented to the amuBeme: fei-th- ing public. a Before these jK V.- fifty-doll- street If you want to see Mr. Arnal, bawled the now Irate consular agent, "you want to see me. 1 am the only Arnal in tho world! Gra-merc- Beavers Cut off Water for Engines. Many curious stories have been told about beavers and their ways. Some of the lumbermen In Maine say they are flooding their timber lands to Buch an extent that they should have less protection by law, whllo visitors to our lakes and ponds find them a great attraction. The biggest" beavers, In a way, ger. that we have heard of reside in Oh, Just some Poor White trash, township near the Eustls answered Herford. New York Times, branch of the Phillips and Rangeley Railroad. Their home Is on a stream Remembers Seeing Napoleon. that tupplles water for engines. A One of tho most Interesting links few weeks ago the engine crew between the present and the past la topped for water ami found, to their a man who can remember seeing Na- surprise, that the stream was dry. It was only dry for a few days, however, poleon cross tho Alps, ills name Ignace Botta and he Is 105 years old. and the water began to run again His health U good and his memory la without any apparent cause for the perfect, though he has led a hard life, change. sleeping In the open and living on Then a man followed up the brook He may be seen to Investigate, and a mile and a half bread and fruit. every day In the streets of Cannes, or so up he found a nice beaver pond. selling brooms which be makes him Tho beavers had dammed tho stream self, and he has never begged and for tlulr own purposes and when their never come Into conflict with the po- pond was full tho overflow went Into Some years ago ho was per- the stream and then the engine could lice. suaded to enter an asylum for old have the water. Maine Woodsman. men, but ho could not stand the Cater to 2,000th Student. Tho student at the Big Bill" Devery's Saloon. University of Freiburg receives free Big Bill" Devory, formerly chief ol! lodging and board, and at one of the police In New York, is now a business local cafes he is entitled to a dally rival of Bishop Potter. He has opened cup of coffee, a glass of chartreuse a saloon and will sell whisky at and a Havana cigar. It has been dime a thn w- - Just the same as the pointed out that If It had not been fuMr. Pevory even tile ,i bish," he studcntlnncn Freiburg would goes the length of saying that when not have been able to celebrate its a man needs a drink real badly two thousandth student; for without can have It on credit. Ills refectory theso thirty, women the number of Is to be at Rockaway Ihuirh and p students woull lue been only 1,999. Red-lngto- n piscatorial luck, he brought with him a timely political story that he believes spellbinders could digest with profit. It was at the Lotos club that he told of meeting in the cafe of s Clayton Inn two loquacious and argu mentatlve Hibernians, who between them were settling affairs of state offhand. Finally one of them, hammering the table with a heavy fist, impressively said: After all is said and done, the must masses of the constitute the bulk of the population! His fellow-debateafter a moment's consider this pause to properly weighty pronouncement, with a manner still more impressive, replied: Thrue for you unless they are put into a hopeless minority by the numbers of the priviNew York Times. leged few! HOT DRINKS FOR i It,swayandai her bo have more a th his with torts. Th hearth, t wood of it fallen t te: and, r, upon tl it tba paper, xg after ih ash. would n Neil ol SUMMER, full of i it; and moved oi a ered and to f went the s hlS foot t; she c. r behind clearer scqual 4 since te had mechanism li (c of t body, no matter what the them Semp sees eter may register outside, the body is kept at a normal tern ..era wl ture of about 98.6 degrees Fahrec ! huriei eet pci In order to assist this wonderful smile ess in extremes of weather, r, - g Representative John Sharp liams of Mississippi tells of a that was brought before a Judge Robinson In that state. It was but a short while after the beginning of the proceedings that the Judge made up his mind concerning the Judgment to be rendered, and accordingly he informed the counsel for the prosecution that' further argument was unnecessary. this the attorney Notwithstanding And thus the dealer, turning the continued to argue. Without the least pages, showed lions that ruffied their show of Impatience the judge politely manes and roared, dogs that stood on reiterated his desire that the their hind legs and barked, cats that ings come to an end. But proceedagain his arched their backs and meowed, word was unheeded. snakes that wriggled and hissed, and Finally Judge Robinson called out children that turned their heads from to the sheriff to come to his desk. side to side and said Papa" and Sheriff, said he, have we any cotMamma. ton hereabout?" The dealer said the book came from The sheriff, concealing his Paris. There was a bellows inside at this unjudicial request, surprise each picture that, on being com replied that he pressed by the silk cord, caused the bales notthought there were several far off. Then, complying proper sound to Issue forth. with the instructions of Judge RobinThis Is a fine book for a child to son, he left the court house, ho said. have, Unfortunately, to return with a handful of shortly the sta-Pi- e Is though, it too expensive for any but desired. Of this the Judge took rich children. two wads, which he stuffed in his ears, and, bending his eyes upon the legal No Carriages for Them. papers beside him, calmly remarked A party of children going on a fresh to the offending counsel: excursion to the country left the air Mr. Jenkins, you "Now, train at a fashionable New York submay urban summer resort. From there they were to drive several miles to Catching a Crowd. the farm houso where they were to "Gentlemen," began the fakir as Le spend their holiday. arranged numerous bottles on a little They arrived at the station late In table at a street corner and prepared the afternoon on the same train with for business, "has any one in this many of tho summer residents. One crowd got a toothache?" boy ahead of the others caught sight No one answered, of the splendid looking Has any one an carriages and earache, or a prancing horses there to meet their various owners. Not a man had anything to say. Come ahead, boys," he called to the "Very well, then; but hre you others, theyve sent a carriage for each of us, and I'm going to have the troubled with insomnia? Are you low one with the fellow In the purple sp rlted, and do you find yourself thinking of suicide?" -- clothes." Hotel Lacking In Felicities. Half tho profound truths one hears are spoken entirely by mistake. Up In the Vlrglhia hills Is a small hotel, or largo boarding house, whichever you like to call It, where the air and scenery are supposed to make up for the lack of modern conveniences, a pitiful foot tub and a pint of water greet you every morning, and you pine for your homo tub as Moses followers hankered for tho fleshpots. A Washington woman, who Is own sis ter to Mrs. lurkington, Is staying up there. She sat on tho gallery one day last week, and this Is w'mt she said' Its a lovely place, but it has one drawback-the- re are no felicities for bathing hcic. aslilnviuu I'ost, It ead Doctor Considers Important Subjcc the Matter of Diet medical A practitioner has dr attentlon In the London Chronic!' a very Important subject In ths : ter of diet. He points out that stoker grilling in the stokehole Red sea liner and the explorer tn the ice floes of the frozen North-vld- ed they are healthy men- -! Identical temperatures. The autr A Talking Book. "This Is an interesting novelty, said a dealer in toys. He opened a childs picture book to the picture of a cow, and at the same time he pulled a slender silk cord. The cows mouth opened and a sonorous "Moo! was given forth. A cock was on the next page, and when his cord was pulled he flapped his wings and cried He was much disappointed when he, with fifteen or twenty other children, was packed into the waiting wagon. nd s; ujjpresslb were taught (through kin: and lumps of sugar), to plungt great heights of their own vo like human beings, without the springs, traps or other devices, proprietor bad expended $10,600 may be many years before an t tlon of near this magnitude will visit the west. A mighty carnival of fun, art,c VaonaiA plantation echoes and mynt clean" In all Its appointmentj-on- e single fakir will be allow The Threatened Danger. In the course of his remarkable rewill furnish ge: the grounds) ElecCharles W. Brice, editor oi the port upon the basin of the Upper Nile, old and young. for amusement which has Just been Issued as a Blue trical Review, returned last week Every day will be a RIG DAT Book, Sir William Garstln, G. C. M. from a fishing expedition to the Thou- the Utah State Fair Oct. 4. 5, 4, G., British, under secretary of state sand Isles. While silent respecting his 8, will be "The Biggest Ever." for public works In Egypt, makes certain proposals Involving vast engineering works. The chief of mile long these is a channel from Bor to the Sobat; and he likewise suggests some plan of control by a barrage at the Ripon falls below the Victoria Nyanza. He further suggests the raising of the Assouan dam. The total cost would probably be five million four hundred thousand pounds (Egyptian). The proposed channel would be driven through practically unknown country. We illustrate many of the Interesting localities described by Sir William Garstln In his recent survey. Of these the Fola rapids are noteworthy as constituting the most formidable obstacle to the flow of the Nile between the Albert Nyanza and Khartoum. Illustrated London News. an eyes, pipe a p bo known os "Tho Pump. Attr flve-dolla- ut i , Hom If you would be pleased at Only One in the World. When the Newport News (Va.) cltl-xe- n started out to find Mr. Arnold he part H wore hi well-cgarments with an was directed to the residence of C. H. air That would have well become a royal Arnal, vice consul for Denmark. That prince. gentleman, who is of corpulent build He left me, though, and filled me with and excitable temperament, answered despair, I haven't seen him since, the door bell. I wish to see Mr. Arnold," said the smile was like a ray of sunshine citizen. bright; It warmed my heart when he first smilI am Mr. Arnal, replied the vice ed on me. Ills hearty greeting gave me mucb de- consul. light; You are not the Mr. Arnold I wish was as warm as it His hand-clasto see, was the reply. could bo. No flabby pressure of the fingers, but If you want to see Mr. Arnal you A grip so hard and strong It made me do wish to see me," Insisted the vice wince. I look on this as fate's unklndest cut; consul, "for I am the only Arnal in I haven't seen him since. the city," he added, by way of clinchI hear his voice, so musical and low. the argument. So soft and so persuasive that 1 thrill ing "I don't want to see you,' persisted At tlie remembrance, should i not, know. the citizen, backing off the porch with Have given up my bill. But at the time full llula did I reck. circumspection. Bo much embrarrassmeut did he evince, "I am the only Arnal In the state, I cashed that fuscinatlng stranger's check, said tho vice consul, getting excited; I haven't seen him since. but the citizen was hurrying up the Poor Whlto Trash." Stanford Whlto, the architect, has a fad for collecting statuary which often affords his friends a chance to air their wit. He has set so many sculptured figures on his lawn park and Lexington avenue that ho has had to put some later acquisitions across tho street on the grass plot of bis friend, 11. W. Ioor, the banker. Oliver Herford, whoso caustic wit does not all go into his books, passed theso decorated lots with a friend from New Orleans. "What's all that? asked the stran- Divlna (uthof r a gold piece n change for a silver quarter V, I talnly wbl be happy after the Utah State Fair at Salt Law, Vfw x It IN THE STATE and Noveltiea Engaged. Some Very Odd Plants. There are few plants that have not been utilized In one way or another 11. by mankind for food, paper, drugs, or In other ways. Among many not so seventy-sihas of sultan The Turkey titles, but the best plan la to call well known may be mentioned tho him with a gun when you want him to Japanese a ax tree, bearing bunches of fruit growing like grapes which yespond promptly. contain a species of wax used In making candles. Another tree, found In Perhaps Vesuvius started that now, knowing that It couldn't at- the Facillc Islands and known as the of tract any attention after the spell- candle nut, yields a large quantity tooil, while tho kernels are strung binders got to talking. gether on a stlek and lighted as The fruit of the candle tree candle. May Irwin has a plan to keep the men from going out between acts. la between three and four feet in and about an Inch In diameter, Terhaps Bhe Is going to offer them a length and of a yellowish color. As they few drops of the curtain. are seen hanging from the tree they present the appearance of a number Sir Thomas Upton is making ar- of wax candles. The telegraph plant rangements for another contribution which grows In India, Is a slender, to one of the largest and most ex erect shrub, so called because of some pensive scrap piles ever reared. resemblance to signals In the motion of Its trifoliate leaves the two side o pugl-illstlof the Mr. John Munroo, late ones rising and falling alternately for ring, was born In Cluster, Ta. a time, and then resting. Sometimes And he Is without pugilistic honor many of the leaves are In motion, and now in his own or any other country. sometimes only a few, the greatest ac being In the early morning, and tivity An Alabama negro went to the gal- not depending on the wind. Atlanta lows smoking a cigar. If it was a Constitution. campaign cigar it must have gone a '.long way toward reconciling him to Absence. his fate. I saw him once, once only; But still hie image dwell Koreas emperor has decided to acheart. This cept Japanese sovereignty. Bo hunilaome then I thought comes to him from Japawell bred. It seenied a grief to me that we should so he Is bound to nese (believe Famous B the pair to and Other Big Sensational another new language called by Its builders Obviously it never can be headquarters, 8 BIGGEST UTAH STATE GREATEST EVER HELD World Is which Is Spokll." sp ke w Tit The appeal was like tho other In tain. The crowd elbowed each other, but no one advanced. "'ry well, gentlemen; very well. Now, la there any one here who indulges in intoxicants and wishes to conceal tho fact from tho women folk? If so, I guarantee that one of this drop marvelous preparation placed on the tonguo will Instantly remove the odor of any" There was a mad rush from all directions and for the next five minutes ho gave change and passed out the bottles with both hands. A"UMelti Coal Production. The averago annual production of ntbraclo coni In Pennsylvania has u on bo worn C5 and 75 million tons. ut for tho last throo years the avep-uhas bean only 59 millions. The storage production of bituminous coal . o ns Iner.nncd from 110.006,000 In 189f 0 84,000,600 during 1903. necessary to consider the subjecr food, and one of the most ta por items of food in hot weather ti waa Water, as the writer points out, lt food, and It should be takes to si mer weather as a regular article diet. The habit of drinking iced ' ter Is discountenanced, and ths cream Is barred as the most fro cause if Innumerable dyspepsias. ter than cold drinks are hot drii and tea with a slice of lemon is n ommended as the most cooling dr; in hot weather. Excellent Opportunity to Arrange I Your Reception at St Louis, Durlr; the Fair, Free. If you Intend going to the LoulsU' Purchase Exposition, St. Louis, K sourl, opened by President 30th, 1904, It will be very sn l Roos-Apri- to your advantage to w correspond Mr. F. II. Worsley. No. 411 Doo block, Salt Lake City, Utah. Mr. Worsley has arranged to bavei his parties met at the St. saia t escorted to their lodgings, will be reserved in advance. dn-an- it Information relative to PasMi:j ticket limits, cl rates, rates and all other necessary Inforol tlon asked for will be cheerfully F,e'l free of charge. This will especu-.- J be of benefit to those desiring to WH with Utah parties or in parties of or five. School teachers will ti hear something to their interoit writing above narty. stop-over- Cotton Growing In Paraguay. Cotton has been cultivated in guay for many years, but hitherto tie or no attempt bas been mid export It. In the last year, however, ileM: I Hyde iUr c l de feta was side has been considerable Interest tested In this product ly cotton due t ers and experts who have visited t to country. Samples forwarded with met have United Kingdom sltferable approval, and one to Manchester was pronounced 1 good standard qunlity." Paraguij cotton Is safJ to resemble the EPF lan variety. Besides the white ty, there Is also a colored cotton. prices obtained for Paraguayan ton In Europe are 5d a pound fl white variety and 6d for the f4 London Engineer. English Army Mancuver j Array maneuvers were roeently of KnBJt , ( In the southern part der actual war conditions, f scout of the Invading army , to borro . the Windsor postofitce com map of the district for his Ing officer. , hair ON- - fdiet Nr 5d 1 1 11yd ilh I had virtue Lie i i lei lt! th, tbe f la ui i Qot lot ao t Ml 4h t Origin of Phrase. The London Bally KcwS A covered what a good many o' that may have forgotten phraso the maa In tho In from Emerson. It occurs duct of Life, in the ectlon hip." Speaking of the n' In repeal the corn laws erson goes on: 'Well.' In tho street, 'Cobdon pot out of It. " & liltl Hi v In. U1 ( CcJ. i. p ttp0d a tit u |