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Show I M u Shakespeare and Bacon. Jg fiald Hood: "I know, ir I'd mind, I pould like Shakespenre write And soon could prove to all mankind How well I can Indite; And yet," remarked Mils genial man, "A little hitch I find That somewhat mars my simple plan I haven't got the mind!" So Bacon might have borne his part And said; For aake of praise, I well could find ft In my heart To write all Shakespeare's plays; But ah, I feci a touch of fear That somewhat makes me starts-have the mind, serene and clear. cetving a soft hand In tils, 'erred: See, now, the contract Is signed," and turning to the company: "Now for our dinner, which you will forgive me that I interrupted. I think I have the appetite of an ox. From the Italian. few But haven't got the heart!" London Spectator. . $Vi rrnn' II tto vliml USE OF THE SHOE HORN. COST LITTLE TO BUILD. Comfortable Illustrations The accompanying show plans of the dwelling of Mr. Albert Parker, who went to White Fish Valley, New Ontario, four years ago. Implement by No Means Devoted Solely to the Pulling on of Shoes. He would be but a narrow minded Itrson, said the salesman, who thought that the shoe horn was devoted solely to the pulling on of shoes. Why, I have had persons come In here who picked out a shoe horn with a blade that would make It a convenient implement with which to eat ice ci earn. They lived In a boardinghouse, maybe, where they hadn't any spoons of their own, or not enough to go around, and where they might on some occasion have friendly and guests and where they might bring In ice cream. "Licking spoons enough, a nice silver shoe horn of the right shape IS ' Dwelling Put Up Complete for $240, V O iU rShhPSf THE TOURIST'S FAVORITE ROUTE LAKE SALT THROUGH CHI ADO SCENIC COLO: TO THE WORLD'S PAR FAST FLYERS DAILY BETWEEN OGDEN AND DENVER) CHOICE OP ROUTES. THROUGH isn't the unhandiest thing In the world with which to eat ice cream, GROUND FLOOR PLAN. by any means; and I suppose that His house Is 20 by 2G feet and one more than one has been put to such and f stories high. He paid use. out $240 for material, all of which And I have heard of such a thing was shipped from Port Arthur. The as a shoe horn one-hal- PULLMAN AND TOURISTIC, mj FROM OGDEN OR SALT LAKE TO ST. LOUIS WITHOUT a CHANr,Fnu f 7 Free Reclining Chair Cars. Dining Car U ctrt9 00 u through being used to stir up ., trains fudge, made in a chafing dish. And, Folders, Illustrated Booklets, etc" no address uavlng knife, what could you have At Pisa In Tuscany was a very old his fathers. he had made much handler than a nice palace which had belonged to the his way to Thereupon L A. BENTON, G, A. P. silver Bhoe horn for Tuscany. SALT LAK3 CITY Dukes of Villaclosa. Held for long cutting up cake, Now he, would rescue the palace of at an informal entertainment In amofig years the family, It was finally the Villaclosas, he thought. He would friends? lj0 RpOh) bought on the death of GIullo, the last Oh, no. The shoe horn Is Intendof the line, by a man named Galem-bert-l, proclaim his name a name known to 9E0oon, I0..K 9 V all Italy. But who would believe him? ed, primarily, no doubt, to be used in who made the palace, with Its This on resuscitated pulling man who would shoes) but it Is really put famous carvings by Benvenuto cel-lln- l, to many uses." ,i and mosaics designed by Raphael know or recognize him? When the clock struck for dinner, and Titian, Into a fashionable hotel BOY'S IDEA OF NERO. for those who were willing to pay high the grand dining hall was crowded with guests. Galembertl multiplied prices for the privilege of living amid himself, red and radiant among the Not Entirely According to these splendors of art Teachings attendants. Tbe' .Popular Route to the of History, Yes, yes. My boy will be rich-v- ery a door d Suddenly R.OOW1 and 1t0 opened some slowly Franklin Is one of rich, day, Galembertl used to say, and taking In bis arms his In the doorway appeared the stranger. those bright and alert youngsters It wr3 the moment when Glulo, Duke whose fathers would like to tell all of Villaclosa, was to claim his own. about them if dared, but who With a salute of one accustomed to fear the wrath they of their fellows and rank and power he presented himself hold their peace. Franklin goes daily UPPER FLOOR PLAN. to the guests. Every eye was turned to a Camden school with his older on him, sibter, who is In the eighth grade and material in the house could have been and Points East 'Gentlemen, he said, "i am happy knows a lot about at the prepared sawmill comIn his ancient history on my return to Italy to feast with and loss. things which make wonderful munity for one-thir- d my friends in the house of my ances- stories for the lad to hear. She was ' tors. telling him the other Water Pipe Too Small. all about Some one cried: "But who ars wicked Nero, who fiddleddaywhile Rome P. M. I have laid 1,400 feet of pipe you? burned, and the boy was duly Im- to convey water to my house. Half "I am GIullo, Duke of Villaclosa pressed. At dinner that night. In or-d- of this pipe is half-incand the other "He Is an Impostor. GIullo died at to discover whether the knowl-edg- e half is Inch from Ogden and Salt Lake to St. Loaia pipe. The water runs so Navarlno, snarled Galembertl. Imparted had taken root, the sis- slowly that four minutes are "No, you fool! GIullo waa only ter asked the to fill a common water pail. required boy; What Is wounded at Navarlno, and has this Who did I tell you about probably the cause of the slow delivday returned to his home 'Nero " readily replied the THROUGH little ery? An old gentleman, the Count Bar- learner. COLORADO , WITHOUT CHANGE OF CARS. tholdi, came s rward. W89 wa8 &ext ques- The difficulty in this instance "Gentlemen." he said. "I knew Oon0 to be caused by the GIullos father. He was my best great length There was a bit of hesitation, but of friend. I am quite ready to offer my pipe. The correspon-den- t finally the answer came out with a Dining Car. Free Reclining-Chai- r does not give particulars enough hand to his son If he can furnish me twinkle: Cars. Everything First-elaHe should For berths, tickets, folders, etc address mention of his proofs Identity." approximately the "Oh, he was a bird." amount of fall that there Is and also Yes, yes, said Galembertl, In de"Well, what did he do? how much be requires. As It we demand spair, the Is, I Gazing fixedly. proof. 'Ate worms," was the unexpected can only calculate roughly the amount child, with the large, sad eyes, he em "You demand it," answered Guilio reply, which gave the tableful dinof of fall and guess at the amount of J?ra od 6,m' Jteppo Galembertl, B said with a laugh; but turning to the Count ers something of a shiver. H. C. G. & Phlladel water he requires. From my underLOU1 ne, you will he a great lord." A., Bartholdi he added, "your request Is phla Record. But Bcppo only said. "We will of standing the calI I very and have question, to hasten just receive the go culated the total fall to be about to the mountains, far away from the x embrace of my fathers friend. FolAdvantages of the Angels, feet, although in making that we and cities; will drln': milk and low me, then; and you, too, A servant at Sklbo gentlelive on the farm in the pure air." castle, the resi- calculation I had to men." dence In Scotland of Andrew Carne- things for Instance assume certain The Incident here related occurred the character of All followed, Galembertl trembling gie, one day called Mr. on a gala day. All the lit the pipe used whether smooth or Carnegies great people of In the rear with little Beppo. Be daughter Margaret an the neighborhood came to Pisa one The great staircase resounded unangel To rough. At any rate If an Inch pipe tte of the day year to visit their friends la der the many feet and the door of the tb&t nurse who was putting her to bed is substituted for the night sho said seriously: the town and every room In the house chamber of the Dukes of Villaclosa pipe in the first seven hundred feet, If I am an angel, why dont I was spoken for, was opened. The picture of the Mahave the amount of flow would be three wings? or more per minute Instead of Galembertl hurried here and there, donna seemed I suddenly to grow ra- when I addingto Perhaps will have gallons s heaven. get rniie Bcppo U. avoid the noise, took diant as at present The corAfter a pause she respondent states that an ordinary refuge In a window, where, looking With tranquil assurance the strang- thoughtful Inquired "Nurse, do angels go to sleep?" The pail is filled in four minutes out. he could see the other boys at er stood before the with the picture and attendant waa In unable to give the re- present arrangement J. B. the street below, Suddenly seemed lost In contemplation. play Information quired among a group of strangers he saw Galembertl was triumphant "He is concerning the habits of angels. a man gazing fixedly Potato Seed Balia. at the facade a madman of the hotel. His countenance was J. C. It Kindly explain the preshey do 8aId the Httle girl, But the "madman, after having ex- .. If to, you so that when I am an marked by sadness and amined the gold frame, pressed upon angel I can put ence of a large number of seed balls dignity. OREGON "How like Athos" said the chlldl a certain point near the lower corner. my head under my wing and go to growing on our potato vines this UK nndoubfodly New York Times. year. What Is their function? A panel slid back and there was seen sleep like a bird. who bad read devouringly the novels a of Dumas. small treasure box. "See," said the In Connection with tha The presence of an unusual number Men of Many Millions. All at once Beppo saw him enter Duke, "all the wealth of Villaclosa of seed balls Assistant on In left the courtyard of the hotel. Treasurer Hamilton Fish potatoes Indicates safety." his place at the window he Quitting Then was confusion; all present of- ($8,000 a year) discourages as polite- that the season has favored the g hurried of tho true fruit or seed of to the testibule just in time to congratulations and good ly as possible visits to tho vaults of the hear fered their the stranger speak with a sharp, clear wishes, while Galembertl, profiting by the subtreasury, but may be moved potato. We have been growing tha the noise, took Beppoa little hand and by diplomatic Importunity. Men dear- potato from tuber cuttings so long voice to a servant. Is the that we now look upon the tuber as ly like to say. Yes, sir, I had wish to speak to thy SHORT master," he the seeds whereas it Is In my hands," or "I stood aia. really a speFAST by a hundred millions, all In cies of stem cutting. It Is very likely "I will call my master." the servant ROUTE that this method of propogation has answered, and Galembertl Vauit cirit soon apTo ST. LOUIS and all points EAST. Edward II. Hale says: Our men are discouraged the development of flowpeared with a look which Bcppo called tot at all affected by the vast sums ers and seeds. As a rule, our pota-toe- s "the expression of a had day." Ask Short Line Agoats about Sped flower of money they handle. Gold, "What do you wish bore? demandsilver set much rrvcljr, but rarely do they Excursion att Lau Citv, Rates, rotes and seed. bonds This potato ball, then are no more to them ed Galembertl. the so much chaff. They are count-In- g than a of product fertility blossom. The stranger raised his head and If one wishes to secure new millions of coin or varieties paper every of replied. potatoes, the thing to do Is to whon they get home at "I wish a room your best one." night and their wives ask they for 5 cents the seed found in these halls. plant Galembertl tnndo no answer. Each seed will the chances are they havent "I wish your bedchamber, the one got 1L" lightly orproduce a new kind differing greatly from every other Where hangs the picture by Raphael." Towels aa Galembertl could only answer: "You The refusal of the War office to know it, then." It rue sun-hat- s Liming Potatoes. "Take me there at once." has had a somewhat NEW WAV op THE OLD WAYM L. A. G. Will the remarkable sequel. A battalion of the The little hand of Beppo slid Into sprinkling of with lime while stored In the 2nd Grenadier Guards went out to that of, his father, and he said under Gen. Paget on the Fox prlng?I,rCVOtlt the'r prouUn la lb "Flease papa, go with him," Hills, near Aldershot, and tho sun beThe stranger glanced sadly at the child whllo Galembertl answered: ing exceedingly hot the officers the guardsmen to take their "But all my rooms are experience In the useh? lime I,(Tonal NSW by as a towels with them and a club which may arriveengaged equipment, XLECTRIO LianTS AND ELECTIttO FANS wrap them the sprouting habit of preventive of any time round their heads. So potatoes. There now." between extraordinary re two ways in which It a spectacle has never been might inrtn. "Well, tell them I have the roem seen In once the development of the streets or 1 lanes here. of Aldershot as I 'No doubt you could sprouts; one pny In advance." open It If yeu the by drying up the surface so long column of guards swinging LOUIS "Ah, well. He got the room who that knew how. sprout growth would be checked; the with their heads Pays. Come, little one. In hurried away. He had hardly reached along wrapped white towels, and their flat Brod-rickGalembertl struck an attitude of ,!vby ,nfluncnff the tempera the staircase when tho voice of the potato by the amall Insula- jure on the perched top. London si stranger installed himself Duke was heard to say: th W1 of Iffccf f0r.d!d In the room. This The devil la in that "We have an account to settle with would not ties n SiSS m man. Under b rags he acts as if he you yet, Mr. Hotel Keeper. This child considering. On the whole . thiiSj? were a king," and a strange feeling of Sundial and Alarm Clock. d' your child pleases me. II was antlc,Ptt, that the method Old Fa the Tim has many clocks V,ot at anxiety seized him. kind to the beggar, as I all effective, J, c, to which eur By lives appeared to The apprehensions of Galembertl be a little while A lew of them are mailsmsasars; For fop work. were well founded, for It was a real eon I do not wish ago. and thta reaAnd other just for Sites iii,Uun,(.11 1T,sS Loul u Bw rout Whlti Hairs Crowing From plcs.gr. Villaclosa who was In that rich room be sorrowful In our you of he should Th sundial marks th peaceful live I take I saw a day Joy, Recently once again after twelve years. During possession of my question asked All from clouds or busiit- of which I Alarmfreclocks kPrp wh,t hlr fmm serve for other on his absenco he had Joined the Greek was defrauded, butpalace, I offer you the To get up quick end a sore on a horse." huei, Wilson. Vwiarstlv, lull, (l.hn SUrs wit t i ,lnd army and at the battle of Navarlno care of my estate at Carrara. There, McLtmdburgh you a recipe which I have used .ilcj ws badly wounded In the head. He s here, you will receive a nd large l m now eighty veer. To Protsct Mexican Bird. f, waa reported to hive been killed. As th. Tl.k.1 and tho fresh air and milk and A,S. Effort are being made In Mexico J?"In th w,h,,r ole of abwt Ur..,h lleksU VI. Then he had taken a whim to live as eggs will be a happiness to and to hav a law raised tor you rln nd mix e'n(,;r an artist In a city far from Fisa un- your boy." tb , of birds that tre useful to iun.10 for? n 0,8,wenL Rub wh til A chance word had made known this IIow happy was Bcppo, and his n a healing wound on a home to him the Ignoble faie of the home of father happy in him, as the Duke, re- - agriculturists, sad of game bird at certain seasons. T'NV Srt8, thin-blade- 15T UlSSOUfi! PAG Seven-year-ol- ST. LOOKS FAIR Pullman and Tourist Sleeper h SCENIC sp-pea- h a TOWNSEND, P. T. 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