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Show 4 THE EDITOR IN TROUBLE. PTTphysician. through Client f Lta 'recovers of a humble German. Chicago, Nov. 15. I K fin ffrimd - 4 very physD c - streeL was cal1' case Very complicated G- Widely-know- n HPn arriving at the a man 41)0111 orty lying in a prostrated whole I ,mditlon, with his (irously affected with the Cease. He prescribed for tr hut the man continued to f P; and on Sunday evening to be in a very alarm-xho knees and elbows '"joints were greaiiy inflam-It was Id not be moved. find 1 . extreme difficulty that the in bed, with ou;d be turned , three or four persons. The 'the clothing was so painful " had to be adopted to keep the patients body. 1 aor saw that his assistance ot bo avail, and left the I members of the family iblm to the door, weeping, I the grief stricken L addressed by an humble He bad beard of the despair asked them to Sillily, and now and accordingly remedy, I forth a bottle of St Jacobs e fe poor wife applied this rem-ieased the first application a few hours Sery much; after Id it again, and, wonder of l 8 pain vanished entirely! ,'beequent application improv-Ipaiien- t, and in two days he When the doctor ill and out. , few days after, he was In immediately irprised. Each to His Own. said the bachelor with I dont sty way of thinking, fin this business of henpecked is. I think a married man you, So do I. his will. with an alimony, so I.iercise interfere with the exercising her wont DYES do not i sett ruoi 't oL l,ivr nye tini east, Pe onld tb er wa 3r ati rn&i Df a ) will sl- it ni a je hands or spot and purple. the kettle, ex-- u . Two Asses. was going along the street he came across a chip potato He stood and .sen by an ass. at It for some time, when a he- - was by asked him what at. "Oh, says Paddy, bo-i- n Oive seen muny a lazy ass t and. but Oive never seen wan eds a stamo engine to push Idy it !ts. iuflriuff relieved in a night yield at once to the curative Doan's Ointment. Eeverfaila. cmj store, &0 cents. (he Best Building Stone. coral, found in Fiji, is the Riding stone in the world. It when first cut, but hardens to after a dstency ot ,ths weathering. fire-bric- k neglected thousands ot every year. Dr. Woods I line Syrup cure's little colde cure 1 too, down to tbe very verge of Colds" tion. Fitch Back at Work. Fitch, tbe playright has retrain a five months tour of taken for the benefit of his He I not a strong man JreL $ resume his work and will W new play about New do f 1 t ALMOST A MIRACLE. Case No. 4D, 763. Mrs. M. luted, of H! New Way of Making Cake Was 1207 Strand street, Galveston, Tex, Not Popular. who is proprietor of a boarding house The editor ot a monthly magazine at that address, numbering among recently started a cookery page. A her boarders a dozen medical students, says: "I caught cold during the few days ago an athletic-lookinwoman craved audience with him. She flood of September, 1900, and it setwas seen to bo carefully concealing tled In my kidneys. Despite the fact something under her apron. "Are you that 1 tried all kinds of medicines and the man?" she asked, "who published was under the care of pnysiciaus, the that new way of making cake?" He excruciating twinges and dull aching admitted that he was. "You said, Mix across the small of my back refused washing-sodwith the flour, and stir to leave, and trouble with the kidney From in a little bran and sweet oil to give secretions began to set in. fails to Ye yes, stam then, ordinary Anglo-Saxoit consistency. mered the editor. And you said, Add describe the annoyance and suffering syrup and a gill of vinegar, and two I endured. The fearful pain through ounces of gum arable when the cake my body, loss of appetite, loss of is half baked. The gum arable, you sleep, consequent loss of energy, told us, was to give the cake a rich ap- anil, finally, Indication of complete pearance on top." "I believe you are dissolution compelled me, from bheer. right, Eaid the trembling editor. agony and pain, to either lie on the And the in- floor and scieam, or forced me Into "Well, take that, then! with a 6pasms. On such occasions my huswoman floored him dignant weapon that felt like a club, but which band called in a physician, whose morInstinct told him was a chunk of the phine treatment relieved me temporarily, I grew weaker and thinner, and cake. so run down physically that nothing was left but skin and bone. All my EXISTED ONLY IN FANCY. friends, acquaintances and neighbors Hawthorne's House of the Seven knew about my critical condition, and on one occasion I was reported dead Gables a Myth. and they came to see my corpse. At A cousin of the late Nathaniel Haw last the doctors attending me held a thorne, who lives in Salem, says there consultation and agreed that if I did never was a House of the Seven not an operation I could not Gables in that town. He tells the live. undergo were made, a Preparations Boston Journal that "Hawthorne came room selected at the hospital, and city down to visit me snortly before bis even went so far as to have tbe they death, and we rambled about the old carriage brought to the door to carry haunts of his early days. I was par- me there. I dont know why, but ticular to ask him to point out, if be something told me not to go, and I abcould, tbe famous House of the Seven solutely refused. Now I want the Gables, because at tb&t time the con reader to grasp every word of the foltrovorsy existed in some degree. lowing: A friend of ours, a Mr. "There never was, any, was his knowing that my kidneys immediate reply to me. I never had were the real cause of the entire any particular house in my mind when trouble, brought a box of Doan's KidI wrote the story. It was just a fancy ney Pills to tbe house, and requested of my own. " me to give them a trial. I bad taken so much medicine that I was more Dr. August Koenig's Hamburg than discouraged, and bad little, if Breast Tea writes Mr. F. Batsch, of in any preparation. Howfaith Horicon, WIs., enabled me to get rid eny, I reasoned if they did not do me ever, an of obstinate cough; we feel very could not possibly make me grateful to the discoverer of this medi- good they I began the treatment. After so worse, cine. the third dose, I felt something dart across me like a flash of lightning, Marble of the Parthenon. Some sculptured white marble was and from that moment I began to imkidrecently found in Colne Park, Essex. prove. The pain in my back and kidThe authorities of the British Museum neys positively disappeared, the natpronounce it to be a portion of the ney secretions became free and celebrated frieze of the Parthenon ural. At present 1 rest and sleep well, has temple, Athens, erected in the year 444 my appetite is good, my weight 118 to 155 pounds, increased from B. C. and my flesh is firm and solid. My Deafness Cannot De Cored friends actually marvel at the change they cannot reach the in my appearance. Words cannot exby local applications, asear. Tnere la only one diseased portion of the 1 am not putway to cure deaf uess. and that la by const-an press my own feelings. itutional remedies. Deafness is caused by I say I have when too it strongly ting of the inflamed condition of the mucus lining Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inflamed been raised from the dead. 1 am satyou have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hear-Is isfied that had it not been for Doana ing, and when it Is entirely closed deafness can be Kidney Pills, taken when they were, tbe result, and unless the inflammation normal taken out and Ibis tube restored to its I would have been either lying in the be forever: will destroted condition, hearing nine cases out of ten are caused by eatarrh. Lake View Cemetery, or an Invalid for wicb is nothing but an Intlamed condition of the balance of my life. 1 will be only e mucus surfaces. l We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case too pleased to give minuter particuOf Deafne-- s (caused by catarrh! that cannot case to any one calling on be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for lars of my not, of course, out of idle curiosme, Circulars, free. a & ity. but if they really have kidney Sold by Druggists. The. tbe are best Hail s Fumily Dills complaint and want to know what course to pursuo to get relief." A FREE TRIAL of this great kidPlague of Caterpillar. Southern Russia Is beset with cater- ney medicine which cured Mrs. Isted pillars. Swarms of the Insects have will be mailed on application to any recently taken possession of the part of the United States. Address Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For streets, buildings, walls, gardens and Foster-MIlburof neighborhood in the lands all farm druggists, price 60 cents sale by Kief, and all over the provinces much per box. destruction Is being caused. Near Kief the other day an express train. took Union of Cemetery Employes. two hours to plough through the barSan Francisco cemetery employes the blocked ricade of caterpillars that have formed a union. BEAUVOIR. TO BE HOME a line. Paris Novel Hostelrles FOR AGED CONFEDERATES g n VILLAGE IN THE TREETOPS. l k - S Beauvoir, the former home of Jefferson Davis in Mississippi, which the widow of the Confederate leader has Just sold for $10,000 to the Sons of Confederate Veterans, is a line old STUDENT ZULU AT COLUMBIA Youth Cornea From Far Off Africa for Education in America. When Columbia university openedfor the fall term there sat in the fresh- k . News-Tribun- to-da- e Plxley Ka Isaka Seme, Columbias Zulu Student rather man class a slight and wholly modest youth who has come farther to make Columbia bis alma mater than any other student there. He has planned for himself a seven years course. After that he Is going to England with a Cecil Rhodes scholarship, he hopes to add still another degree to the two he expects to earn here. dark-Bklnne- He signs his name Pixley I. Seme, but If he wrote Is among his own people It would be Plxley ka Isaka Seme, The last word Is pronounced as if It were French. The ka " simply means Shaw-Taylor- A FAMILY POISON BOOK. Junior. His home is In Natal. South Africa, and he is a Zulu, the race whose armies swept conquering over the veldt, never faltering and never turn Jng back till they met the white man with his machine guns and bulleta that kills mile away. i YEARS OF WORK WASTED. Flames Destroy Valuable Manuscript of Rev. George Chainey. Many years of work went to waste when fire destroyed the Williams Bay Capt. Shaw-Tayloresidence of the Rev. George Chainey The manuscript for a conference of landlords and tenants of Chicago. of the contemplated thir to meet at Dublin and attempt to twenty-eigh- t reach an understanding, which failed owing to the refusal of other landlords to attend. The attitude of the s landlords toward Capt. felt Increased bitterness the proposal toward them, and brought about the feeling exhibited In the bouse of commons recently. r. THE CHILDREN ENJOY v i Life out of doors and out of the game which they play and the enjoyment which they receive and the efforts which they make, comes the to their greater part of that healthful development which is so essential which is needed the ia remedy laxative a When when grown. happiness organs given to them to cleanse and sweeten and strengthen the internal on which it acts, should be such as physicians would sanction, because its free from component parts are known to be wholesome and the remedy itself and parents, which one The physicians remedy every objectionable quality. ones enjoy, approve and recommend and which the little because of its pleasant flavor, its gentle action and its beneficial effects, is which should Syrup of Figs and for the same reason it is the only laxative . be used by fathers and mothers, pleasantly ana Syrup of Figs is the only remedy which acts gently, and which cleanses the naturally without griping, irritating, or nauseating habit which results that constipated without producing system effectually, and against modern imitations, and e cathartics from the use of the them which the children should be so carefully guarded. If you would ohave no pi and happy, healthy womanhood, atronp, prow to manhood and needs them medicine, when medicines are not needed, and when nature and assistance in the way of s laxative, give them only the simple, pleasant fenitTqiality U diienoton!y to the excellence of the combination of the laxative principles of plants with pleasant aromatic syrups the health of method of manufacture and as you value also to which unscrupulous deal. ouesfdo not the little accept any of the substitute, nuin artcIa The er. sometimes offer to lucre.se their profits. cents per bote. riease at fifty reliable all druggist of sought anywhere CA to remember, the. full name efthe Company--on CO.-printed U FIG SYRUP Shaw-Taylor- HEAD VA old-tim- Mm Viwt LI FORMA the front of every package. In order to get its beneficial effects it Is al ways necessary to buy the genuine only. OF ILLINOIS PYTHIANS Elected Grand Chancellor of ths Grand Lodge. Gen. James 11. Barkley, elected grand rbancelior of tho Grand Lodge, Knights of Fythlas of Illinois, has lived tho life of a citizen soldier since hlg early boyhood, serving as a private throughout the civil war and as senior brigade commander of the Illinois volunteers In tho Fpanlsh-Amerlcswar. Gen. Barkley was born In Sasga- - Gen. Barkley d, andicb Have Been Established. About an hours railway journey from Paris there Is a remarkable village the Inhabitants of which spend their lives in treetops. If you look for this curious spot on the map yo will find It spoiled Sceaux, though ti Is perhaps better knowu among tho Parisians as Le Vral Arhre do Robinson. It appeals that some fifty years ago M. Gueseeuln conceived the idea o( building a restaurant in the treetops. lie owned a bit of land at Seeaux ia which stood a grand old tree. In tho branches of this forest patriarch he erected small dining rooms whlcn were reached by rustic staircases. Tha view to bo obtained from tlicss leafy heights is unique. To colebraU tho unconventional delights of feasts taken perched among tho branches, M. Gucscenin called his tree Rob, ,r inson, dropping tho Crusoe, Tho fame of the tree and its dining rooms spread-- all social, literary, artistic It a point to breakfast or made Paris house wherp Mr. Davis lived after the dine among the rustling leaves. war. It is associated with the perImitators appeared on tho scene, sonal hlslory of the leader and will and the Detroit says be used as a home for indigent Conthere aro over a score of trees federate veterans. with spacious dining rooms, many albo boasting of sleeping and living ART OF EARLY DAYS apartments. Ingeniously constructed on the stout branches of the trees. Remarkable The tallest tree may be likened to a Aboriginal Carving three-BtorFound In Auatralia. dwelling. It has three a distinct rooms, built one above the of number remarkable Recently aboriginal carvings were discovered at other. Jlbbon, Australia. They are on a flat A GOOD CAMPAIGN ARGUMENT, rock, which most probably was a lookout station for the natives. When the fact Is taken Into consideration that Ottawa Mayor Elevated Through His Musical and Poetical Powers. they devoted little labor to their dwellings or to matters relating to Tennessee once had a governor who their personal comfort It Is a cause ot fiddled himself into the executive surprise that they maintained efforts ehalr. Bob Taylor attributed to his sufficient to outline figures of gigantic skill on the violin all the political dissize by grooving them In the solid tinction he ever attained. Now the rock. At Jlbbon are the outlines of capital of the Dominion of Canada three whales, one twenty feet six (Ottawa) has a mayor whose vocal Inches long, another thirty-ninfeet powers elevated him to that high posifeet In tion. His name is Fred Cook, and it long and a third thirty-twlength by eleven feet In width. The is said he makes a good official an last mentioned Is marked across the well as being a great Blnger. center of the figure, from one outline For many years Mr. Cook has been to the other, by two parallel straight the Canadian correspondent of the lines. A shark fifteen feet long, a London (England) Times, in 1901 turtle ten feet, & human had twelve he entered the race for mayor of Otfeet, a stlngaree nine feet and a tawa and was defeated for the nomiWallaby six leet are also carved upon nation. The successful candidate was the rock. In office but a short time when he offended against the laws of the Do30UGHT TO MAKE PEACE. minion by buying a drink after tho common j legal closing hour and the Irish Landowner Fails in Attempt to council of Ottawa elected an alderman Reconcile Conflicting Interests. to fill the balance of the term. , a heavy owner Capt Again this year, pays the PhiladeJ. of Irish lands, is the man who called phia Record, Mr. Cook entered the field and tried poetry as a campaign argument. The expernce proved a great sucress. He sent to each voter In the city a handsomely decorated card, having on one side his picture, a picture of the mayor's office, tho British flag and Canadian emblems, aqd on the reverse side his llttio poem, printed In both French and g Egllsh. He was elected by a aurprla-iJ majority. Rev. Georgs Chalnsy, of "Tho Unsealed Bible,1 volumes ty a work which has occupied Mr. Chain-tfor the last fourteen years, was the prey of the flames. Formerly a mem her of the Rock Illver conference, Mr. Chainey later became a Unitarian and finally a free thinker. He claims special revdattona by visions, and his writings aro largely along this line. The Unsealed Bible was intended to te a book of thirty volumes, the first i.t which, "Genesis." was published early Ik la year. The manuscript for was volume thirty, "Revelations. for tbe saved, but tho manuscript volumes wss deother twenty-eigh- t stroyed, hut will bs rewritten, Mr. Chainey says. Missouri a Cattl Stats. During 1901 ths annual output of Missouris rattle amounted to 1,063,-62- 8 head, valued at 27,lflr,7i)i), compared with 1900, when only 940.206 head were shipped, for which $34, Ko also as to 101,271 was received. hogs. In 1900 2.841.364 hogs brought 122,8(0.242, whereas In 1901 3,13?, 034 hogs brought but 122,344,2.13, In 1901 114,134 horses and mules were shite ped. for which 17,983,241) wss paid, tiheep to the number of 633.954 wrre shipped, and they brought 11, 666,2 Recommended for Persons Not Too Excited to Use IL "It would be an excellent Idea for every family to have a little book giving briefly prompt antidotes for various poisons," said s prominent New York doctor. Physicians know that there are scores of eases of accidental poisoning nevtr heard of outsldo of the family enpeemed. Ive had several cases of poisoning by an accidental dose of the chloroform and aconite liniment that almost every one keeps, and one woman gave her child muriatic acid that was kept for cleaning the marbles. "Prompt action Is the great thing In cases of poisoning. By the time one can get help from a doctor or druggist It is often too late to save the patient. A few antidotes for tho common poisons would he easy to learn. Still, If there was such a book I suppose most persons would be too much excited to use It In time of emergency." Index to Poise. No human creature can thrive ami como near perfection without giving equal heed to the Instinct for doing right. And It Is only as these three great Instinctive forces come hito something like fair accord that wo begin to know contentment Content-men- t Is the Index of polso In a character, while discontent Is an Indira ttlon nay, U the very essence of distraction. And to be distraught, to do one thing when we perceive we ought to do another, to seo the truth clearly and not have heroism enough to follow It, to lead an Inner life of turmoil this Is tho b ginning of death, tho gradual dissolution of character wo nearly all undergo, saya the Cleveland Plain Dealer. It may be habit or conscience or alavery to conventionality that ensiavea us and undoes us at tho last; It may be a faltering will and a fickle, heart; It may ho a dull and sleepy mind; the disaster Is tho same; we feel the diversity of purposes of the warring Intuitions within us, and tho goblin of discontent perches on our doorstep. Rarest Sheit In Existence. The rarest shell in existence Is onn called tho "Cono of tho Holy Mary. There Is a specimen In tho British museum. which a few years ago was valued at JLl.find. Ctn. James H. Barkley. mon county Pythian and ber, and In bfn known He U an ardent a consistent church memhis military career has ns a strict disciplinarian, but a popular and bravo officer. In 1313. Ths Largest Sailing Vessel. .The newest and largest sailing vw-ao- l Is the Trcussen," of 8.lu0 tons. Bhe Is 437 ft. long and 63 fL wWe, draw 34 ft. and hits 48, om) square ft Of sail. |