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Show c ancestry of the czar. first THE OWL. SAYS THE AN OLD BACHELOR SAYS THAT paddock philosopher. Spoony lovers are opt to make a Mounted The boy who is paid to be good Whore theres a will there's a wall. in public. stir Throne in 1C13. never earns the money. n tho middle of the fourteenth cen-uIs money Tips sprout wherever there u!j-'laIn time of peace prepare for war; a ehieftam of Lithuania. , a man planted. that It happens frequently the V lrl'V11 irom his own honeymoon cant last forever. for country who pays as he goes doesn't go very dit' last to paganism and refua- -' a beats do men that evil far. The Some women arc afraid In the dark Utility. Fleeing to Muscovy, flush. and others are afraid of the light. liiiUtu's as a warrior were welMany a great man has considered comed by the Czar Ivan I. So handla of big promls-- a himself a failure because be couldn't decision After tho Deception is seldom written on a r;luor 4h tied before him that es p the applause Is actually cheering. K'b la lemuneed the heathen wor- dance. woman's face; It's usually painted. Tee-hee- ! ship t r which he had suffered exile Nothing Is more pathetic than a A woman ts far more heroic than a yid was lupt ml in,, the church un-ii- u total abstainer who is compelled to The good bettor faces the music man as any shoe dealer will toll you. 'he ramo el Andrew. In course sav-ag- o the soothe to nose. life with a red which has charms evuits h.s family became Known as go through breast. A woman's Idea of economy Is to Mf R,)r and m 1547 Ivan IV Is no evldeuce to indicate There a dime In trying to save a look At. 0 la m llomunuff to wife. spend for method woild The no simplified God when lie made the Theres Kwumitts thus became a notable that day. winning wagers; losing wagers does limited Himself to an eight-hou- r party in the nrt of the czar. not require any. The man who owns a phonograph Wllh the death f iv au the Terri-- s There can bo little happiness In this and a parrot can get along without a ton Feodor and the assasslna-io:- i world for the man who Is trying to blinkers put that reason they One ef the rightful successor, Dimitri, he can't wife. suppert a baby grand wife on a me on a thoroughbred Is so that in l.ibl, the house of RuriK came to him. see as others an lodeon income. himself see A widow knows when a man Is In end after reigning over Russia for 720 love with her long before lie knows it creates year. Antrchy then rent Russia A woman always seems to be able The reason that a dead heat hlniBelf. interasundi r. Poles, Swedes and Musco- to of amount out satisfaction twice the ordinary get a great deal of vite nobles struggled for and successof boasting that her husband fell In est Is that there is something simulThe average young man finds tt ively usurped the throne, lly virtue love with her at first sight, even If taneous about It. to get a wlfo than to get ths easier of his relationship with the late czar, he has grown cool on further furniture. beFeodor Romanoff was one of the An air of quietude alxnit a bettor claimants. Ilia ability and wisdom so tokens that there's something doing. A woman never loves her friends enhanced his claims that his rival, An air of excitement about the same with the same ALL TRUE. someIntensity that she hates there's Boris Goclonoff, compelled him to bethat betokens bettor her enemies. come a priest and so debarred him York Telegraph. A man's sense of Justice is guided thing done. New from the throne. most frequently by precedent. Adam's wife was called Eve becauss Profiting by these internecine strugMUSINGS. when she appeared his day of happk engles, the Poles seized Moscow, In deIt Men talk of reform as though ness was at an end. spair, the Russians were about to ac- tailed some personal hardship. Some men work overtime trying to cept the king of Polands sovereigndodge hard work. When you bear one woman speak ty, when a butcher of Novgorod raised Tho woman in authority usually Is of another as being just her age it's the people in a patriotic effort which to overstep the mark. Quarrels of women seldom last very a safe bet that she Isn't. of art drove out the Invaders. The nobles, disposed the understand long. They clergy and burgesses were summoned Tho average woman knows how to making up. Theres one thing sweeter than to Moscow to elect a czar. The assemtell her affection without saying a love's young dream, and that Is to In met bly I.eut, 1613. After stormy word. After a man runs Into debt be wake up and find yourself single. debates, Michael Romanoff was electeither walks out or stays In. ed king. lie was a youth of 17, and Some women have an ugly faculty It sometimes happens that a woman the sole reason of his election was of keeping themselves always In The wise man who has anything to loves her enemies because It gives her that he was the son of his father Fean opportunity to say such horrid say to a mule say It to bis face. odor. Thus began the reign of the things about them. Romanoffs. Tell a man a peculiar story and he There may be people smarter than does his best to commit It to memory. you are. but of conrse they dodge yon. DONTS. The Boy Was Doing His Best. Mayor Weaver, who was the princiWhen a woman solves a difficult Dig down deep, the gold Is there. Dont demand love Incite IL pal speaker at the silver anniversary is quickly spread fact the problem of the Rev. J. B. G. Pidge, who celebraPreachers who marry for money broadcast. Don't try to reform the world. ted his twenty-fiftyear as pastor of are the only ones who get as much as the Fourth Baptist church on TuesA woman believes that love for a they expected. Don't waste anything particularly day night, told a story about a clergyman means devotion and your time. man who possessed the unhappy Error of Verestchagln. ulty of preaching a long and Occasionally Verestchagln, In Ms efA man thinks he knows a woman Don't make either a comedy or ttr some sermon. forts after realism, made some strange when he asks her to become his wife, of life. gedy of one sera tiresome for these Instance, "During There Is, he discovers his mistakes. but after marriage mons, said the mayor, the minis-- I picture of his representing the execuDont be fast, and dont be slow; ter suddenly looked up and beheld a mistake. tion of rebels during the Indian mube lively. Just small boy In the gallery throwing tiny which Is very powerful. UnforTurns Sand to Stone. not had the nrtlst chestnuts at the worshippers in the posare however, tunately, qualities Extraordinary man's temper Don't be a auditorium. He was about to rebuke sessed by the River Tlnto, in Spain. apparently known of the change In of all the wins lost contempt foolishly the sacrilegious youngster when that It hardens and petrifies the sand In British military costume, and In conwho witness. In soldiers the In come British was to the the what worthy anticipated sequence Its bed, and If a stone falls wearing the by shouting out: stream and alights upon another, In a picture are represented as Don't open at Loves first knock Dont mind me, sir. Go right on few months they unite and become helmets which did not come Into use oftener he knocks the longer he'll the a more than for with your preaching. I'll keep 'em one stone. Fish cannot live In Its In tbe army quarter stay when in. after the mutiny. of a chestnuts. awake with Romanoff rj THE TOURISTS FAVORITE ROUTE SALT LAKE CITT AID SCEIIC , rtf TO THE WORLDS FAIR I 3 CHOICE OP ROUTES. THROUGH PULLMAN AND TOURIST Siffpfdc FROM OGDEN OR SALT LAKE in ST. 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