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Show HAS ff 0 REAL PLAGE PLAY Oil m FEAR IS ALMOST HUMAN TWO CHARMING SISTERS 1 Fish of Daughters of Congressman in tha- Wash NSW Torn MACHINE THAT PRINTS, COUNTS Ington Smart Set. AND DOES MANY THINGS. INCIRITY NOT WANTED IN THE HOW SHREWD KEEPERS MANAQI la hostesses unite Washington UNRULY ANIMAL. WORLD'S AFFAIRS. Fish, second Janet Miss of praise of Representative Hamilton Unci Sam Adapts Dsvlee That Will daughter New York, who acted as hosof Fish Save Money and Greatly Increase Man Who Set Out to Be Absolutely Cowardice and Curiosity, Its Tw tess in her father's home throughout EnposWeak the Output of Bureau of Points, Art Utilized When Truthful In All Things Announce! the recent season, Miss Fish and good -' Force Alike and Persuasion and DlseovHe That graving Printing. Quickly sesses tact, poise, youth on Havo No Effect ered the Fact. looks and has taken ber place bb smart s of Washington Government experts at the bureau of the leaders of having enwill be sincere," I aald to myielf. The superintendent of a western of engraving and printing In Washing set with the reputation durpersonages I will more ton Invented coats have "No matter what It society me, tertained zoological institution bas taught bli a machine which ing the season than any one else. aay exactly what I think at all times employes to manage animals by Indican do ' almost and all places. I will have nothing rect methods, akin to those by which Miss Rosellnd Fish recently rrnm California and Is less to do with shams and pretenses and nervous children are controlled by anything but talk. will So I went out and wise conventions." This device In Washington than ber sister, known parents. A rhinoceros bad an aband Miss Kosaunu Wed It Miss Janet United scess in Its face. The question was: print look States notes and bave the wholesome "To the first man I met I stated my Did it come from a bad tooth, or did Bthletlc tbe of numgirl which Is the charm certificates, position and my Intention of speaking It only need lancing? The superinof publlo a of family me seal man Th. ber mind. The by them, grasped toy tendent simply Bald to the keeper: the atmosphere; the band as though I was bis long lost "Give htm a new birch broom.'" The them, separate men, Miss Janet finds and takes inter- them brother. count congenial them, of once politics rhinoceros at ate it grinding up or dethem me!" collate be and man In for "You are the puunc luipui i. est questions the bits with great gusto. "Ah! You clared. ",'m sick of the conventional see bis teeth are all right" said the packages was one of a small group of women, We will be superintendent snd the next day the ready for distri- beaded by Mrs. James Plnchot. who bumbug of the world. Interested listeners bution. It affords friends, you and I, and we will always abscess waa lanced with a sharp bill one of the most striking examples In at the Balllngerinchot bearings, and aay exactly what we mean to each hook. ol other, and tell each other our real The diagnosis was aa Ingenious as tbe country of the substitution of ma- una was a visitor to the galleries debates. for manual In work. chinery prepar exciting opinions." recongress during his method of managing Hilly, a "We will," said !, "and as a start, fractory chimpanzee. Miss Fish belongs to me The big ap ing United States notes and gold and ) anriavnrlne to make Wash I should like to say that the color of needed exercise. Tbla be obtained by silver certificates, the work of the buthat tie you have on does not suit you being allowed the run of the large reau of engraving and printing hith- Ington society more distinctive, Intel? at all. A man with your complexion monkey house, instead of remaining erto has not Included tbe final proc lectual and artistic and more like that These should never wear a red tie." Hut my In a side room, before the visitors esses of printing the numeral, sealing of tbe European capitals. friend was a Socialist, and came. As he knew he would be caught tbe notes and separating the sheets young persons count upon the newly be felt as though he was saying bis and put back into bis own compart- Into Individual notes. Tbls work organized Flayers' club to Introduce creed every time he caught sight of ment at tbls bour, the ape used to has been done at the treasury depart- just tbe right touch. bis red tie In a shop window, so. after climb to the top of the other monkeys' ment building, several blocks rea slight argument, be remembered a cages and refuse to come down. moved from tbe bureau of engravThere a large MEDICAL SOCIETY AT CAPITAL previous engagement and vanished. As he could not be tempted with ing and printing. women of bave been doI was somewhat puzzled, but went food, the superintendent appealed to punsber on my way, and presently met a nice, his mind by working on what he had ing tbls work by band, a Blow and Records Show That One Was Estabpretty girl, and to her I unfolded my noted to be bis weak points, curiosity laborious process, despite tbe dexterlished Then as Esrly as the ity which they exhibited after long philosophy, Year 1817. and cowardice. "I'm awfully glad you've told me,' The superintendent went to the practise. Tbe new machine is tbe result of she said. "I get so tired of all the keeper About the year 1800 Dr. Frederic! and, touching him gently on When orig- May, who went to the capital from silly things people say to one, and I the shoulder, directed bis attention In a series of experiments. bave so often longed for a friend who a it did not appear prac- Boston and settled on "Twenty Buildmysterious manner to the dark pas- inally designed would tell me what be really thought sage underneath the gas pipe that ticable to seal and number the notes ing hill." took up his residence on of me. You will, won't you?" traverses the bouse, pretending to at one operation, and to trim them New Jersey avenue, Capitol hill. "I'll '.begin point out some horrible unknown crea- at the same time. Nor was it con. "I will," 1 promised. Dr. John Bullus was located on Sev now. You say you get tired of people ture, using an that the machine would sep enth and L streets southeast. Trad!-tloenergetic manner, but templated who say silly things to you, but really saying nothing except words to this arate and count the notes and turn says he bad a small drug store you like them." effect: "Look out! There he Is! them out Into packages. The experi- there. A Dr. Carroll was near the cor Put It happened that she was a girl There he is!" At the same time the ments continued until an entirely new ner of Pennsylvania avenue and who prided herself on being sincere, two men would peer into the dark style of trimming device has been de- Twelfth street about the same time. who explained to herself many times place under the gas pipe. signed and tbe separating, collating Besides these were other physicians dally that she only did conventional The monkey, on such occasions, and counting feature added. Twelve not in private practise. Among them things because "one had to," and so would come down to see what the sub- of these machines are now Installed In Dr. William Thornton, who planned sbo was not at all pleased. She told of fear and Interest waa, and the bureau of engraving and printing, tbe capitol. and surgeons of the navy me In tones of perfect politeness that ject who attended tho families of the offthen the superintendent and the and three more will be added later. I was quite mistaken, and went off just Under the old system only the print- icers and the small force then in the In unison would shout: "He s keeper to talk to another man who told ber out! . He's coming out!" and ing and trimming operation were per- city; Dr. Edgar Cuttbuab and Dr. John what a relief It was to meet some coming would rush away In the direction of formed at the bureau of engraving and Harrison of the navy and Dr. Ellsha one who was not afraid of calling a while the four remaining Harrison of the Dilly'a cage. The monkey would dash printing, army, who later esapade a spade. for the same place of safety, which processes on the products of each tablished a drug store at Fourteenth I a Hut at last found an old lady, to be the door of bis own press were done at the department street and the avenue. beautiful old lady, who was not in the happened and sometimes enter It before It took two pressmen and six women bouse, According to the researches of the least ashamed' of being old and operatives to complete the work on a late Dr. J. M. Toner there were nine them. Ing old. To her I made, as In duty Tbe monkey has never learned the single note, which work will now be physicians and two apothecaries In bound, my declaration of absolute and done one pressman and three the Two years later, city in 1815. deception; but Is taken in by it women.by uncompromising truthfulness, but In whenever his comes finish to time the of Septhe twenty-seconhowever, stead of composing odes In my honor The new process will result In the 1817. sixteen physicians, Intember, she sat up and shook ber finger at morning's airing. The Sunday elimination of 135 employees, who forcluding those of Georgetown, formed me. merly operated the 18 printing presses a medical society. This meeting was said. she won't now!" "That "Now, and 28 separating machines In the di held at Tennlson's tavern, which li do with me, young man. All the men Couldnt Come Back. vision of Issue of the treasurers of who want to pay the most outrageous "Servant girls must all look pretty fice, and the actual money saving will still standing on Pennsylvania avenue eaot of Fifteenth street, in 1802. being compliments begin like that, and I've much alike to men," said the woman amount to about $138,000 a year. known as Lovell's and afterward as heard too many of them." And the with the twinkly eyes. "At least they In addition thereto Secretary of the the City hotel. more I protested my complete slncere-Ity- , do to my husband. . Treasury MacVeagh sees a farther savthe less she would believe me. "I bad been without one for nearly ing to the government In the fact So what was I to do? To try to be two weeks, and I couldn't seem to that tbe new machine Freedom of Mt. Vernon. promises to desincere with myself was about the convince my husband of the difficulty velop greater speed than old ones, the Congressman Coudrey of St. Louis only thing left. After a few more ex- of getting one worth having. Finally thereby materially Increasing the outought to win the applause of the womperiences of the same sort, which he got very cross about It one eve- put of the plant en who are the managers of the estate Invariably brought the same results, ning, and picking up the paper he As a result of the work of expert and tomb of George Washington. It I decided that real sincerity didn't pointed to tbe 'Situation Wanted' col- accountants in the office of the auditor was who Introduced a bill to Coudrey occupy a very permanent place in this umn and announced that there were of the postoffice department there world's affairs. scores of girls advertising for places. has been a reduction of 77 persona In appropriate $35,000 to Improve the 'I'll got one for you this very eve- tbe force of that office. Not only will channel of the Potomac river, construct a wharf and pay the mileage ning,' he announced. Trade Follows the Doctor. the new system of audit bring about and per diem expenses of the Ladies' addresses economies in the "He copied off Beveral At nine o'clock the stranger in the acexpedition and Mount Vernon association, and also to come back went DU with he and out saw a grocery wagon neighborhood curacy of the audit, but It Is estimated make the admission to the Mount Verstanding In front of the doctor's bouse one? Indeed, he did. In about halt that It will save the government $117,-00- non down the street. At ten o'clock an- an hour. And who do you think he a year and at the same time per- ent grounds free ofwhocharge. At presevery person goes to Mount other wagon stood there, and at 11 bad in tow? mit the removal of the money-orde- r "That Impudent, nasty Delia, the auditors from the Union building, Vernon to visit the old Washington o'clock still another. "The doctor's family must be big girl I discharged only two weeks ago. where an annual rental of $7,500 a home is obliged to pay a fee, the coleaters If It takes so many grocers to Of course he hadn't recognized her, year Is being paid, and the housing lection of such fees paying a part of th! expenses also of keeping the supply their wants," she said to the and she came in as Impudent as you of the entire force In the postoffice In proper condition. Congrounds all with ber bundleB, prepared please, janitor. Idea gressman is can she didn't. that the But Coudrey'i to not you are gamble stay. all delivering stuff "Oh, they There are received In the office of at the doctor's house," said be. "They and my husband has decided to leave the auditor between 500 and COO old home of George Washington ought to be open to the public and that the are only stopping there aa an adver- those matters to me In the future." pounds of money orders dally. This women who maintain it and care for tisement" means that It is necessary to comIt ought at hast to have their exbaker and butcher, "Every grocer, His Inspiration. pare In the neighborhood of half a dairyman in the neighborhood hitches "Isn't inspiration a queer thing?"' million money orders dally with the penses paid. bis wagon In front of the doctor's statements rendered by the postmas"I suppose so. What about it?" bouse and carries the things from Under "Why, a few weeks ago I had a red- - ters throughout tbe country. Farmers and Automobiles. there the reBt of the way. It pays to hot squabble with my wife over a the old system of the visual check it Several Washington bank make folks think they have the doc- dressmaker's bill, and when I came was discovered that thousands of discussing the automobile tor's trade. down to the office I was mad enough these orders were being checked as une or them broke the news question. that the who bave moved I "Many people just to chew spikes. Then sat down at having been received In the office and Illinois Bankers' association had tnst Into a neighborhood never make up my desk and wrote a little poem on properly drawn, when as a matter of their minds who to deal with until 'Help the Erring Brother With a Sin (act, they had never reached the au- resolved not to lend money on real estate it trie ultimate purpose of the they find out where the doctor trades. gle Kindly Word!' And say, tho'se ditor's office. By the use of tbe borrower was to buy an automobile. He Is supposed to buy only the best verses, born of bitterness and nour- adding machine each money order is The financiers all apreed thnt such a foods and the newcomers feel safe In ished by anger, have been copied in now entered separately on the marule would be excellent. trading where be does." the leading newspapers all over tbe chine and It Is Impossible for an or"The automobile craze has become der to be checked unless it Is on file. a country! How's that?" good deal of a menace," said W. T. "Fine. Why dont you Improve on Only Causa for Smoking Out. Galllher. of the American A New York youngster who lives in the idea?" bank. He added, with a twinkle In his Congressman a Real Esperantist. "How?" a neighborhood where disease makes The reason western money Is oyo: Congressman Richard Bartholdt of not re"Why, get mad enough to beat up frequent fumigations necessary Into the eastern mnrw flowing Is an enthusiastic student of turned from his first visit to the coun- your wife, set fire to tbe house, shoot St. Louis It used to Is that so the way try with the astonishing Information a policeman and then write an epic Esperanto, the Internationa! language. farmers are buying automobiles."many s that will go thundering down the He took It up because of his Intense that Farmer Jones' coons and Interest In the peace movement, being had been laid up with scarlet ages." convinced that such a medium of exTribute to Susan B. Anthony. fever. The Bummer teacher abhors change would contribute largely thereIda M. Tarhell Is not a siitTrn-- K nature faking, so she admonished hi in, Too Much for One Ear. to. Bartholdt declares he n'romly Is a but she not to tell fibs. pays a fine tribute to Susan The young man had talked for ten Dut that ain't no He," said he. or fifteen minutes without a break, Graduate in the language and toon B. Anthony and Mrs. F.llwibcth "Didn't I see the tree they lived In when the girl at the other end of the will be able to make speeches In E Stanton In her book, "History of lioranto. There hnnss on tha wall nf American Women." "Tlifre Is wld me own eyes, an' didn't I hear wire Interrupted. no homo ills private office in Washington a in the land." she how he bad bad to Mr. Jones tell says, "that ha not "Just a moment, Guy!" she said. on which are written a better chance of pmall blackboard amoke 'em out?" no child "What Is it, Fledar characters. This serves to which does not comehappiness, Into a better "I want to change the receiver to Esperanto In conmatter the the always no woman who Is not loss narReal Reason. the other ear. This one's tired." Chi. keep mind. no man who Is not less row, gressman's "That man never gets any sjecp." Tribune. bigoted cago because of the impetus their strug! "Stays up all night bumming around, h?" gles and sacrifice gave to the etnancl-pntloWoman Runs Trolley, The Wary Vestryman. of the sex." "Naw, the poor cuss has a baby la Miss Alice B. White la a young worn-n- , Mr. Church Whew! how It's rainthe house." St Louis Star. of nge, living In eighteen years ing, lend me your umbrella, dear? I've Gun Wins Race With Armor. to run over to tbe vestry meeting. Srosswlcks, N. J., who would like to got Smart-8e- t Language. Mrs. Church But why not ubc that le a motor woman. She is the daugh-e- r Bacon of the "What a beautiful costume, dear!" umbrella you've been carrying all of a mechanic, now dead, who navy believes that tho race British iMween Do you like It?" week? aught her how to run machines, and the gun and the armor of a battleship "Oh. my dear, I love It. It's Just too he has been allowed by a number of which has been going on for Mr. Church What! to the vestry over half cUeousIy fashionable for words!" meeting? Why, that's where I got It notormen to run their trolley cars, a century, has been decided, for tha !"indon Opinion. 40 feels fitted for the work. Catholic Standard and Times. moment, In favor of the gun Prompt Courteous Telephone Service is what everybody wants. Get it by using "The Phone that talks." 1 Utah Independent Telephone re-...- .- tts . ...nint Dr. C. O. SCOTT ' tef W. O. Ctt Bids'.. mcnitinruM Arrival and departure Spanish Fork. Vuh No. Dr. W. E. Warner 35-2- 409-- For iw mt and, uu au points iiu wr bi N0- - r, No. ol Springvllle, and all points Quarantine and City Physician Offloe two doors north of City Drujr Ns made ,rom mce Btora. Niffht Ind. Phone Spanish Fork, Utah. 41or aim onver Eurpk' i..i v uy Eureka 432-- For ji e& J... Mw-- Mammo: Connections mnHa in . rv..j wguia depot with all trains on Soa Pacific and Oregon Short Um --- Joseph Hughes, M. D. PHYSICIAN & SURGEON Office in Rev. Lee'B bungalow, one-ha- OFFERS CHOICE lf OP block east of Consolidated Wagon THROUGH TRAINS Machine Co. Residence, corner 2nd North and 2nd West. AND THREE DISTINCT Office Hours, 10 to 12 a. m. and 2 ROUTES to 5 p. m. Sundays by Appointment. Pullman Palace and ord' Ind. Phone 62-- 1 Spanish Fork, Ut. lng cars to Denver. Omaha, City, Kt. Louis and Chicago 4-F- i Office at WerW Drag C. Building Spanish Fork, Utah Ind. Phone Bell Phone 11 Residence on. Pbyticlin 32 Commercial Ban Sugar Company. wet ot block Utah-Idah- o ,r AST a f cnange Free Reclinine Chair Cars! ally conducted Excursions; a mnmg tar service. For rates, folder, etc.. Inqnh Dr. J.W.Hagan u G. W. McDONALD, Ticket! or write I. A. BENTON. O. A. P. D.. Salt Ul J SAMUEL CORNADV NOTARY ri'BLIC Money Loaned Saturday a Irrigated Farm low interen i pedal op tlont of partial payment. OUoa at residence, one block Plat of Co-o- p. SPANISH FORK. UTAH. of Each Weekb Butter Paper A. B. MORGAN PROVO Tlpbo ' that date job fl X LORENZO THOMAS FASHIONABLE R. M. paper Willie ready Saturw at 4 p. d. TAILOR Or.s Block North ol Bank, Morel placed ATTORNEY-AT-lA- KVf M Building Da- j- If your orJerl Spanish Fork, Utah JEX-FLORI- ST Fresh Flowers supplied for all ooca-lion-s. Funeral designs kept on haad and filled to order. All kinds of Furniture Repaired. Residence two blocks North of Foundry Spanish Fokk. Utah What's the malteil IDAHO Tlinllml of acres o beeu reclaimed to cult: in that Irrigation 10 VesrS. tha nat more will le rcclairo the next 10 yean. 1 St 0 Spanish Fork Co-Operat- 1 an opening for ol Homes. ive Have Dealers In General Merchandise, Flour, O Grain ProduCO. and tfaaofaoturers Ynrt UvkstihaTKD IDA pose ply Land of Opportu A Land of Home The Oregon Short Line woul rccoi R that win oe pieasea 10 seuu u"" ter regarding Idaho's reor; o u. uiiriey, u . rwK u. A. I ser, form enlls tag i to pt an et shoul c B. H. BROWN, of Harness, vas of th Livery Boots d uianj It has been truthfully ' Institution, . going one e The r, r-Fee- d Shoes. senen Stable JOHN JOXKS, Supt. lowari TL. fellow never 'ho e Hack Meets AH SPANISH FOUR. UTAH 'PHONE NO-1- Mm ion. " Spanish Fork wood-chuck- Ms W( ilono was i ni said, 9t ';y best salesman work more than 12 hours a day. 9 An advertisement ol your goods In this paper work, while you sleep and hours a day. flit works h many house, holds at the same time. flit talks better than the most fluent $ . . . week salesman. YOUR hfr-Itag- n tf lis Of floe Phone No.43-- a iwn. d THE i DENTIST Into new-foun- Co. :.2 Rear-Admir- fl RESULT: It sell, goods. fl Abaut h taman '' . and J,he Li. mult woric toiWsU.lW.kyW.ll.U.) The Best J'OUtlg Aian w Ms con tuff p Barg tilings ilinn hi; H In '5 money can buy Is jo"' per. ItkefpiyoopJ, doints of the community readini witr This . the . Ther wing States b!e Pap will tell you the thinj! to know in an enterU will jive you all 1 community; prove a pleasure; " 5 than full value so asked for it, Sovernn: ''hooi 1 fostering This thil i : pai a,mo,l "sun n military , aeaj, |