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Show NEW STRENGTH FOR WOMEN'S HERE'S A NEAT LITTLE PUZZLE. FHYSlCiAIlS CURE SKIN V1TH SIMPLE REMEDY BACKS. SLIGHT A Seems Simple, But Will Occupy You for a Few Minutes. How to Make a Bad Back Better. afasaas Noted Eczema Specialist Comments on a Proven Specific for Skin Diseases. . MISCALCULATION this The Paris Temp3 publishes story: "While In the Orient a Frenchman bought a diamond studded cross, which he sent to his wife In Paris. To guard against possjble theft he notified her that counting from the bottom to the top there were seven diamonds, and counting from the bottom to the Sterling, Ky. "Had end of each branch there were also 1 I not used Doan's thus: , ' Liii i rial Kidney Pills I be lieve I would not be living says Mrs. Hinson. "My eyesight was poor, I suffered with nervous, splitting headaches, spots would dance before my eyes, and at times I would be so dizzy I would have to grasp some"When he returned home he found thing for support My back was so weak and painful I could hardly bend that two diamonds had been stolen over to button my shoes and could not from the cross, but that from top to get around without suffering severely. bottom the number was still seven, Doan's Kidney Pills helped me from and that counting from the bottom up the first, and I continued until practi to either branch there were still seven : diamonds, as designated by him In cally well again." Sold by all dealers.; CO cents a box. his letter of warning. Figure it out Foster-MllburCo., Buffalo, N. Y. It's a nice little puzzle." Women who suffer with backache, bearing down pain, dizzy spells, and that constant rrw of dullness andfeeling tiredUitium ness, will find hope in the advice of Mrs. Mary Hinson of 21 Physicians everywhere continue their praise for ordinary oil of wlntergreen In a wonderful specific for Eczema and other itching skin diseases. This liquid, - young man with the beetling eyebrows and the assertive necstle caused to knock the ashes from his pipe. "Who'ra I going to take to the theater party?" he echoed. "Why, I don't mind telling you that I'm going totnkeEthel!" "Oh!" said the other young man whose quietness was bis noticeable c h a r a c t eristic. HK V "Have you asked her?" The young nuurwlih the necktie looked faintly surprised. "How'd you know I hadn't?" he Inquired. "111 teleI was so busy nil phone her A POINT TO LOOK TO. ENOUGH. SHE KNOWS When a man swears himself Into matrimony, he Is allowed to submit any fort of testimony, and none of it Is seriously Impugned. Hut when he swears himself out, he Is narrowly limited to the beggarly facts, and moreover must endure the merciless hammering of crafty lawSho will not wrinkle up her brow To coll to mind a verse of Keats': bent on discrediting him. yers Auk iter If Bliukpspiwe's writing now, Might It not effect a saving of heartShe'll say she likes the parquet seats; aches to fortify our girls somewhat Of current top'cs she may sneak And show mini n formation simple with a techinicand av danc anb an k Dut In Hi of her cheek when they are wooed, they may the There is a dimple. quicker detect the Incompetent, the Irrelevant and the Immaterial? Puck. She'll tell you socialism's cute HecauRB a friend who's rather plain Blip does not know who Cacsnr was, , Nor when Columbus sailed the seas. BIih may, for Mil she nays or does, Think Botticelli Is u cheese! Now, Kmitle reader, don't commence To any you think it Is a pity To live In ignorance so dense You she's pretty. V7 , (, rose-pin- Is lecturing from here to Unite And has so many In In her train; Bhe cannot tell you what Is meant By the philosophy of Ibsen, But tier's la beauty tliut Is blunt A Fialier-Olbso- J . HE KNEW. differential calculus didn't have a chanca. Besides, OfShe may discourse In language clear. there's no hurry. There Isn't anyone Until It comes to us else likely to ask her but you, and Bhe means some automobile gear; Jiow that I've spoken first of course" The fact that liiiphael is dead Icads not to tHlk on pictures olden "Why, of course!" agreed the quiet Her lips are young man. "I shouldn't dream of InHer hair Is golden. terfering with your plans." r "That's one thing I like about you." 8o. what Is history to her? are What reformers and their ilk? confided the young man with the tie. Bhe has the latest word on fur "Some follows don't know when And wears the newest shades In silk. they're licked, but you've got common Slirh not that she must live alone, her uiilearnedness quench your sense. Oh, I was Just speaking genPity; erally. There are fellows, you know, Bhe knows alt that needs to bo known You see, she's pretty! who'd 'a' sneaked off and phoned -- Wilbur U. Nest.lt, In Life. Ethel before I'd had a chance. Of course, though, I don't know that DIFFERENT. you're so awfully keen "on going with her yourself, only you've gone to see her a lot." "Yes, I have," agreed the quiet young man. "I've been so busy lately I haven't been around to see Ethel as often as usual." said the young man with the tie. "I expect she's sore about It, but this theater party and some flowers and candy'll fix things all right! I know girls!" "You do. Indeed," agreed the quiet young man. "She was speaking about you only the other evening." The young man with the tie tried to look unconscious. "Was she?" he asked carelessly. There was a silence. "Say," he broke out at last, "I don't uilnd telling you we're old friends and you are sort of one of us, you know I don't mind tclllnz you that I m going to marry that girl!" The quiet young man stirred into Surprise. "Ethel?" he queried, explosively. "Uh huh," Bald the young man with Pater My son, this lr hurting me the tie. "I expect you are kind o' as much as It is you. not In the Son M maybe, surprised. I flatter myself that I don't let on to the general public Just what same place. I Intend to do, but I've been thinking ' It over for a long time and I've deNothing Ooing. cided she's the girl for me!" "'Sense me, boss," said the unlaun "Oh!", said the quiet young man dered hobo who had drifted Into the "I see. You you private office, "but dey Is free uv us, more calmly. I Can't youse give each uv us a dime haven't asked her, then?" i fer a mr.n with shook night's lodgln?" the tie The young "Get out of here!" yelled the man his head. "Are you going to telephone?" bis behind the desk. "Do you mean to In friend Inquired with Innocent Interest. sinuate that I look like 30 cents? Fade uiucago uany iews. The young man with the tie looked away: a trifle suspicious, but decided that Putting Him Right nothing was meant by the quest lou. said the press "Sometimes," "Well, no," he admitted. "I hadn't I "I think my Jokes thought much about It 1 didn't decide that's my s'pose modesty. I'm to not till Just recently. going "No," explained a friend, "that's Jump Into a thing like that In a hurry and be sorry ever after. I know what your common sense." I want In a wife. Now. Ethel Is tint IN AN APARTMENT. too pretty, you see she can't be vain about herself, and a vain woman Is always selfish. I abominate a selfish woman! All she thluks about Is her self and her own comfort. I want soma one who'll consider me first. It's right that the man who provides the home and works for it should be considered first!" "I see your point," said 'the quiet young man. "Some fellows never think of those things. Ethel Isn't everlastingly chattering, either. She would give a fallow a chance to do a little talking himself. Most girls think the only thing of luiortance is what they have to say. Did you ever notice how Ethel will sit and listen with her head one side, as If she was so Interested kind of amused?" "I don't believe I ever did," said the quiet young man. "Perhaps not," said his friend with the assertive tie. "You probably lit ven' t had as long talks with her as New Tenant Can you toll me to I have. She always listens that way a bom to apply for mure bout! Our wliea I talk. That girl Is Intelligent. moms are verv cold. id when she gets a chance to listen Imposing Ptrsonase 1 have no to conversation that's worth while she Idea. I'm the Janitor. does It without Interruption. I think iho's economical and a good houseWhv She Remained. keeper. IWt you?" Leading Lady I had a quarrel with "I have great admiration for Ethel," the manager this moruing and inreat declared the quiet young man, "but I oned ta Icuva the eoninuuv. never exactly figured out her good Heavy Comedian Wasn't there any one to take your part? qualities as you have done." "Well, that's natural; you didn't Leatllnz Lady Yes. my understudy. tiava the' ltealn mind that I did," That Is why I didn't leave. Chicago said .the young man with the tie. Pally News. -No, Indeed I didn't," said the quiet A Trus Daughter of Evt. young man with a fervency that caused "I have been In every civilised coun Ms friend to look puttied. "You see," went on the quiet young try on earth," said the globe trotter, man as bo got Into his rout, "I believe "and, would you believe It. I have met If I were you I'd not waste a nickel only two really Intelligent women." "Two!" echoed the beautiful widow telephoning Ethel. She promised to In I week mo a a:ul iuLw ao surprise. "Why, who wus the oth marry think she expects me to be her escort erf Chicago Dully News. to that theater party, Good night!" Its Class. The young man with the violent tie "That, my dear," said the husband, snt staring nt the chair which liml who had been supping not wisely been ecupted by (he quiet young man. "was a real soul kiss." "I'd like to know." he said at hut, but"SotooI well, Judge." said the wife, with ho when she was It what just drawing coldly from his embrace, spoke about mo the other eveulng! "from the amount of spirit I notice In Come to think of l, I believe his tone It." tlsltlmore American. was SRiCHtlc when he mentioned It!" am-clt- Not Worth Bothering With. Patient Doctor, I've got a pain covering a spot just about as large as a half dollar I should say, right under : ; my left shoulder blade. Doctor Humph! If the pain area Is no larger than that it Isn't worth bothering with. Wait until It gets n First Fahrenheit Thermometer. In the year 1714 one Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit brought to the chancellor of the University of Halle two ther mometers which agreed so perfectly In registering temperatures that they were considered marvels. AH scientists were amazed. IL's method is now one of the three accepted standards. Fahrenheit was by Tilrth a Prussian, but after his fifteenth year he lived a long life In Amsterdam. His great skill In working in glass enabled hlra to carry out Ifls Ideas. 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Mrs. Front There is enly hotel In this town, George. have to put up there? Mr. Front (former hotel Yes, dear; Just about three much as if there vere two Chicago News. one little Will we clerk) times as hotels. THE BOY AS WE KNOW HIM. All In This . - . r bill, then about the size of a come around and see me. Illustrated Sunday Magazine. two-dolla- Mrs. Belle Do Rivera, whose special life has knowledge of public-schoo- l made her famous, narrated at a recent epidinner a number of public-schoo- l sodes. One concerned the small boy's winter hatred of cold water. "His teacher," began Mrs. De Rivera, "said one morning to a little boy: "Jimmy, I'm ashamed of you. Your cheek Is all black and sticky. Go to the hydrant and wash It' 'Jimmy went out to the hydrant, moistened his wash rag, and rubbed soap over It. Then, rag In hand, he returned to the schoolroom. "'Which cheek did you say?' he Inquired." No linrnni.. uiuks in UirfieM Tea, Nait in ci.nipoe I wholly of Herb! 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The wash woman was delighted at an Invitation to take a ride the next day, but when the young lady read, "If you tumble up my shirt .bosom any more as you did the last time, I will go somewhere else," she cried all the evenfng and declared she would never speak to him "I actually had the last word with a woman "Amazing! Ilow'd you manage It?" "It was In the subway I said 'Madam, have my seat'" Practical Test Hill I see a high school girl out In the state of Washington has won In a contest by throwing a baseball 192 feet and 6 Inches. Jill Why didn't they have a practical test of her skill? "How's that?" "Let her throw a rolling pin." Tonkers Statesman. Again. Catarrh Cannot Be Cured u ma LOCAL APPLICATIONS, they fan not wars ami of the dUnuw. Catarrh to a bHm4 of fonMH tuiMmai dimwe. and In or lo eure It rim aim! take Bilrrnal rrnmlMw. It nil a Calami lure Is takes a anil ana dlreriir unna the blood ami muraia B qiwrk mrri- turfum, Hsll's tfetarra Cur ctn. 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