Show rt I s Fishing tackle catalogues are ripe t r j I t Vacation plnns progressing nicely FIles are not a habit they are an infliction l 4 y 1 Dirt files disease death each follows i 4 fol-lows the other v r Rocking the boat Is still a spring f i1 pastime for fools l h 1 wj Four kisses brought 20 In Omaha o Lots hope they wero worth itt It-t l Fresh air In fine but If you would llvo long open tho window from tho tr top I + j Edison says that one could live entirely f en-tirely on canned goods nut would r one 1 ii t f I r fa f Have a garden If you will but dont give all your profits to the wardware man i A Poughkcepslo girl was ostracized ostra-cized for marrying This item has J no moral t If Wisconsin frogs can cat Florida 4 t alligators frog legs may solve the meat problem r + l As soon as wo aro rid of the winter If I wo aro confronted with tho tornado i and tho mosquito S t F If you hear a buzzing sound and lieu n black object in tho alrk11 ItIts f a fly and dangerous Manure is best applied with a manure spreader on clover sod or 7 Il t f j i other sod that Is to be broken for n i l1 f 7 corn An Oregon man cured himself of dyspepsia by fasting 40 days Ho will never again have dyspepsia or nny thing e 7 i 1 i What does tho Now York newsboy + E l1 + who Is going to cross tho country on 6 roller skates thinks tho coutitry roads are like 1 p The man who told a St Louis convention i 1 con-vention that husbands are a necessary part of tho family has a great future before him Tho man who marries the girl with tho two heads will got his when she 5 f becomes angry enough to tak with rf 1 t fi both at once 1 q l 1 j al I Physicians who aro watching that ft f Patterson boy who swallowed a 5 1 M + gold piece say that they can BOO no it e Si chuugo In him Tho next man who succeeds In fly t t t ing across the English channel will havo to bo satisfied with a Spark ht FromtheWlres Item Y1 I t tII I A New Jersey man lights his pipe I t In an 011 tank When hl > gets out of 1J II 1 tho hospital ho Inu Is to try his iftr stunt In a powder mill I t l 1di According to n scientist dreams are I + J the realization of our wishes at any rate they are all the fulfilment some 1 I l t of mho wishes scorn to got J I < i y i A heap of rubbish around your I Pf I house is a tombstone to your self re sped a death blow to your civic prldo I t J p and a breeding place for files 4 OJT will be some time however before 1 i be-fore men with flying machines will e I sleep In England every night and go to work on the continent every mornIng t morn-ing l t Who knows why It is that the most Interesting astronomical attractions jtl u t always occur for tho benefit of tho I j Zulus and the savages who arent Interested f r + terested 7 Professor Muneterbcrg says that It i Is easy to detect crime True but mighty hard sometimes to detect the 1 1 r criminals as even our police department i k depart-ment will testify 4 t Young ladles who expect to graduate gradu-ate from one of the prominent eastern i colleges this year aro preparing to do i so In very simple gowns Education r seems to help after all tvs Tho Nebraska woman who was Indicted yt In-dicted for refusing to divulge her age j 1 to the census taker vdontly Is one t of those persons who dislike to Ho n 1 G little oven to save themselves trouble t l The killing of five German blue N t jackets of the minelaying division of the German navy while they were maneuvering for practise Is an accident acci-dent which reveals the dangers of peace for men who must be prepared for war Fatal gunnery accidents are tr not rare and even the maintenance rl on shipboard of heavy magazines cf c jna high explosives that are not needed i except during actual hostilities Is n r1 s menace to the ships entire compliment compli-ment ffa 7 t Somehow the French are the ones lf who are crossing tho English channel fir by tho airship route Rather an International k Inter-national affair that Tho report from Professor Ales 1 landrlnl of the University of Rome that ho has discovered tho bacllus of rr pellagra in water will lift a burden of accusation against moldy corn which p has long been supposed to be the source of the disease The report i from Rome makes the urgency of the f puro drinking water problem more d ibvlous than over |