Show all having failed iho queen is now treating her swollen anco with emerald isle A paper neada a column of personals men ami bilings Ti lings which certainly is not a very gallant or gentlemanly way of referring to the an fn is h right to cull a man boru in poland a bolc of course my child well then if 1 man is born in holland is lie ft holec tut rail ill answer no more of your silly question when a man says he believes aliu whole world to bo nindo up of knaves it is because ho had been in the business himself and want it known X Y berald mcalha by violence average over a year in It tharo being an of ten murders a day about 1250 ire frozen to death every year and el with all these kussian newspapers aro stupid post Is tho howling of a do always followed by death asked a tittle garl of her father vot always my dear sometimes tho man that bhoola at alio dog misses him was tho parents rc kiy how do you like my din said young brown sneaking to his most cherished girl ana referring to a new cameo scarf pin 0 said she is it a pin I 1 noticed it but I 1 thought it was a bit of alad dropped on your ue and I 1 was going to call your attention to it what number do youlear you wear inquired the hatter well replied tho member of congress who mca told the truth not interested in any bill that was being passed last gigli t I 1 wore seven and ain eight but I 1 WAS up all night with the boys and hia morning my head feels as though it would require a hat about as largo as an umbrella hand but not heart that daughter of squire finch is a mighty pert looking lettla fairy she youre right sho aas 1 I understand saca in the market too very likely although ive got the refusal of her you have 0 aca I 1 wa around tharo last evening soliciting her fiand and heart abc gave me ho birst with emphasis but alio refusal I 1 got on the balance was equally convincing A prudent housewife informed her husband ono that she wanted a rug and that ho must buy it because sho look fit to go out said she must but on no account you pay more than two dollars for a rug woith ainu it in ono place go to another all right said tho good man ill take halt a day 00 tomorrow to morrow iho following morning he notified his employer that ho wanted half a daiy diy 00 localism localise Lo calise tharo waa the family hoping by means of the falsehood that his not be docked bic excused himself to himself for tho lie saying if I 1 dont gel that rug buei o trill be sickness in the family he succeeded in obtaining the desired article for and on the following saturday his employer deducted awu dollars from his |