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Show THE THUNDERBIRDDSOUTHERN TOM BRAUN UTAH UNIVERSITYD MONDAY DECEMBER 2, nformation uiorth saiing. ALTERED STATES . 1 991 . Lynn G. Cranmer, Dermatologist 150 flltamira five. Suite 900 586-644- 0 SPECIALIZING IN: Microfishing nets a Playboy SKIN CANCER BOGUS, DUDES: Dont look for work at Walmart if you obey the Ten Commandments, because theyll just trash your application if you put down that you wont work on Sundays. Theyve enough Sabbath breakers who will work. But Im glad Walmart is there so my wife can obey the 11th commandment: Thou shalt shop a lot. Ha. DOUBLE BOGUS, DUDESS: According to my source, which is dude was at Walmart comparing prices when a Walmart me, a dude asked him to leave, but he refused. I left before the cops came. I wonder if the dude wound up in the county slammer. Price shopping isnt jailable, but refusing to leave, when asked, probably is. DOUBLE RUDE DUDES: Newspaper mania lives at SUU. By the way, you dont read The Thunderbird in class while the teacher is teaching, do you? You do? Rude sucker. Of course if students are reading the paper in class theyre probably reading my column. (Oh no! Im having Rush Limburger visions. Save me.) You think I smelled Limburger right? Well, maybe you read the paper in class cause the teach isnt lively enough, or because you lack respect, or both. DOUGHNUT COPS: You seen some of them lately? Know where they hang out? If proportion has any meaning in art, some of them hang at the Big Doughnut in the Sky Eatery, where second-han- d doughnut fumes bloat their bellies, shrivel their chests and whammo, fato, instant comic art. Of course, some of them look great. In their profession staying in shape is no game. Having been a cop in North Las Vegas, and in Mesquite, Nev., I learned that staying in shape is survival. Cops who are out of shape tend to depend on their badge and gun to get the job done. That can be dangerous for them and us. LIBRARY PLAYBOY: I went microfiche fishing at the Library the other day and say several Playboy magazines on microfilm. Why does SUU need Playboy on microfilm? Oh, right. Almost forgot for the articles. Of course, how silly of me. TEACHERS PET PEEVES: Some students expect to do well on tests but dont come to class. When they do come they dont listen. Then when they do poorly they complain. I make an effort for the students and they need to make an effort back. There always seem to be one or two students in each class who complain unjustifiably, about everything, and theyre usually the ones who are not prepared and do poorly. Some students are less than serious, just take up space, are not career oriented and just try to slide by. Class members who visit during class about last nights date, the weather, whatever, are and rude. Too many students cut class, while others come to be entertained, and some have too narrow of interests. Students should broaden themselves. I talked with a few teachers and asked them what their pet peeves were. The quotes above were listed because they represent a consensus. Most of the teachers at SUU work very hard for their pay checks. I know quite a few of them, (and so I should, Ive been coming here, on and off, since 1971. And I expect to graduate any year now as and most of the teachers arent working hard soon as Im grown-up- ) just for the pay checks. They work extra hard for us. Bottom line: - How would you like to be teaching you, and your classmates, mate? The other consensus was that teachers enjoy their students very, 'very much for the most part.- . TURKEY DAY : Did ybu have any pilgrims over to your house for Thanksgiving Dinner? Knowing that the holidays is no time to be alone and without family, John McCann, a SUU.communication teacher,.- told .his classes that af' anyone wasnt going home' for theres Thanksgiving they could come to his home for the Feast-.No- T- a' teach who cares." c DERMABRASION FOR FACIAL SCARS ACNE SPIDER VEIN THERAPY rt rt -- w J Engaged? Getting DIAMOND FINE SETTINGS Wholetaie to rtw NMc (801) 586-700- 9 JEWELRY r -- SAVE TIME Let us do your laundry! We supply everything RAINOANCE Laundromat 430 So Main Bring in this coupon for 25 Off thru 1991 PAGE 5 |