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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS TUESDAY FEBRUARY 2, 1993 Community WWAAV,V.WjV.V.VV,AV.V.VW.,.J'.V.V-,-VAV.V.7,V- . W w $ v v f vjf AWAVXv.'..W.'Xv.W.V.V.V.V.'.V.W.ViW.VVW.VAV..lWAc .A'.vVlWAVM'X,W.V.WW.Vj,rf.,.V.V.W Domestic Blitz .vj,v.w.w,,.vA.vAVAsw.v.v...v. .vAW.vy v.v' ..VWAW.W.,VAVWAVASV.'.W.V By Dixie Brunner A one roil flu bug Ive finally discovered the answer to one of lifes biggest mysteries, announced a friend last week. Whats that? I asked. Ive figured out the exact time it takes for the flu to make the rounds through my family. cold remedies available on the market today. You can buy hot ones, cold ones, sweet ones and sour ones-bi- g ones, small ones, solid ones and liquid ones. Cold remedies come in every shape and form. When you think about it, its amazing how many different ways you can attempt to kill a bug, experts say, has to just run per, she announced. I beg your pardon, I said, its course! I feel terrible Dennis (cough, missing the significance. memWhen the first family cough), I rasp. Well did you take anything? ber gets the flu we start a new roll of toilet paper, by the time Uh, (sneeze) yes, I took the the last person finishes the ail- fizzy, lemony, ment, weve completed the roll. I see," I said, thoroughly conHas it helped any? No. fused. She obviously has a famMaybe you should try someily who actually blows their nose! thing else. I could tiy the hot one (cough) The cold and flu season is upon us. that tastes like acid. We all have patent methods There you go, maybe thatll and theories for dealing with help. But perhaps you should what ails us. Most of us dont try the chocolate one first." I dont (sneeze) have that feel confined to the take a cup of chicken noodle soup and call me problem. in the morning routine. Oh, thats good. Do you want At our house, there is one in- some cherry flavored cough truth. suppressants? evitable, sickness-relate- d I guess. (Cough.) Do you think You can count on the fact that if one person comes home with an itll go well with the acid stuff? going to get it It doesntmatterifits sniffles, Theres just too many remcommon cold, chicken pox or edies" on the market today. I Bubonic Plague, it will run its know, on several occasions. Ive in the de- -' course through the entire gotten hopelessly-los- t luding the dog! congestant aisle of the discount When you multiply colds and store pharmacy. illness times six family memIts too bad so many of us fall of months bers, youre talking prey to the empty promises of infirmity before the assaulting the cold remedy manufacturers. germs finally abandon your While I may not be able to tell house. you what to do when you get a I Mom, think Im comingdown cold or flu, I can tell you whats with what you have,"complained the cause of it son dramatiour People who come to work sick. temI have a Doesnt it really bugyou when headache, cally. feel someone comes to work, sneezporary memory loss, and it? is What ing, coughing and carrying on very cranky. PMS-it- s about how terrible they feel? I cant Cody, boys get have a girl thing. just one simple message individuThat figures. Girls always get for those truly-nobl- e stufffirst Well what do you think als who feel they have to share I have? their germs with the rest of the Are there any girls chasing world. STAY HOME! We dont want what you got! you at school? I guess whenever we get a cold Yup. There you have it. Its the or flu, we should just go to bed. Time is supposed to be the only girls. Gee thanks mom. Youre a lot real cure for what ails you. But remember to take your roll of of help. toilet paperwith you! If my friend esis right, by the time you get done And since none of us can cape common maladies, were with the entire roll- - your family forced to turn to the myriad of will be out of the woods! How long? One entire roll of toilet pa- iUness-everybod- ys family-inc- seven-year-o- ld Churches present lecture by Dr. Marvin Cowen Good Ole Days Kane Cou nty Standard day that General Host would acquire Utah Parks Co., wholly 60 years ago owned subsidiary of Union Pain an exchange of shares. State schools to receive cific, The company operates inns, The New Hope Bible and Vic- $700,800 in apportionment lodges, restaurants, gasoline tory Baptist Church are proud school districts service stations, bus tours and state Forty to present Dr. Marvin Cowen, were the beneficiaries of other recreational facilities in noted author and lecturer at a $700,824.00 this week in the Utah National Parks. free seminar on February 8 at form of a second January apthe Victory Baptist Church at amounting to Kanab Wood Products 7:00 p.m. Dr. Cowen has ap- portionment, $4.72 per school child. This sum Company started peared on numerous T.V. talk derived from the levy for the shows. His seminar here will school district Kanab Wood Products, a new fund, and from discuss: The comparative valland, interest and rental funds industry beginning operations ues of the Mormon and the Evan- was divided on the basis of a in this area are beginning to gelical Church. school population totaling function in the buildings north All are invited to attend. Child of Kanab, formerly operated by 148,349,349. care will be provided for preDame Moulding. school children. A reception will Vinnie Judd given stay follow with refreshments. 10 years ago News from Phoenix, AZ state If you would like more information you may contact Pastor that VinnieRuth Judd, convicted Hole in dike 4 or Pastor in the double trunk murder case, Bailey at Water from Potters Reserand condemned to die by the Pettit at voir been south of Kanab rushed 58 has noose, granted a to review through a gaping hole in the day stay of execution dike and over fields Thursday her application for pardon. about noon. The flood waters Notes from the Valley covered fields then crossed High89Aat the airport entrance, By the way, this hour of de- way flowed across the southern end Jean Herring was the speaker pression is not being enjoyed of the airport and into Kanab at the January meeting of the solely by the human race, but Creek. Hospital Auxiliary. She is from old Mother Nature herself seems the R.S.V.P. Five County Volun- to be having her falling elements. Kanab gets more teer Association. If the snow keeps on coming Mrs. Herringbriefed the group down the inhabitants of this funds for fire truck on the advantages of volunteerdowny city are expecting at least On Jan. 6 the Impact Board ing. She discussed insurance six feet. which is staffed by the Utah from available to volunteers Division of Community Devehome to volunteer location, while Southern Utah News lopment, awarded a $50,000 there, and on the way home. grant to Kanab City toward the The foundation asked for a rep30 years ago purchase of a fire truck. The resentative from the Auxiliary that are Utah park plans to sell Board allocatesthefunds board to coordinate metings. lease mineral generated by The Auxiliary voted to advance facilities to General Host royalties in the State for the the $1 7,000, which they had preGeneral Host Corporation, purpose of providing financial viously agreed to donate, toward New York and Union Pacific assistance to energy impacted a patient lift, monitor and film Railroad Co. announced Mon communities. processor. The new project for fund raising is the quilt project. The quilts will be on display at the Thrift Shop. Quilt makers are utilizing left-ovpieces of corduroy and denim and making very warm, Harry and Wilford were bach- from Wilford and then he could elor brothers who lived together have a little refresher once in a lovely quilts. two-rooin cabin. Both were while by himself. a The thrift shop continues to "Harry," I chided, you know prosper. A half price sale on fond of alcholic beverages, espethere isnt a place in your cabin succially whisky. been has a great clothing I friend One and met a hide that bottle so can cess. There is a good supply to day you on After a short street the Wilford cant find it choose from. Furniture is an item Harry Theres one good place I can that sells well and is needed. It visit we purchased a bottle. Afwill be picked up if you call the ter a few friendly drinks Harry hide it and Wilford will never desired to take the unfinished find it," insisted Harry, "and Thrift Shop at bottle home. He would hide it thats behind the broom. We would like to express our thanks again for community involvement in all our activities theThriftStore and white elephant booth at Operation Bandaid. We were able to contribute $450 toGeneral poetry is being ac- will not return submissions. ward a new ambulance. Volunteers are always wel- cepted for the Western Poetry Mail submissions to: Western come at our group. Our new store Associations 1993 poetry book Poetry Assoication, P.O. Box manager, Mary Craven, asks entitled, Poetry: An American 49445, Colorado Springs, CO There is no reading that you stop by the Thrift Shop Heritage." Poets are invited to 80949-944and get acquainted, and sign up send one or two original poems fee. The Western Poetry Assofor a shift at the shop. This is a of30 lines or less on any subject. ciation is currently publishing good way to give something to Poems with a point of view or its second poetry book entitled, your community and have fun statement are preferred. Please The American Poetry make copies ofyour poetry. WPA at the same time. 644-299- 644-527- 0. Report from Hospital Auxiliary er m 644-817- 5. Poetry sought for book 5. gf V dim J I |