Show £23lv PRESIDENTIAL 8UCCB88IOM Drop us a line if ymi can't FATTTS amatamee That Kept Olevetaod Headrtehe PaaemeJ Behind the law of Presidential tool ceeelon le a curious chapter of unwrlV ten history It was told today by 8 Missourian who baa been for many years a trusted official of the United State senate Ie explains fully an almost forgotten now but one the cause of much crttlolsm of Preet-- j dent Cleveland Until ten years ago the law was that the President pro tempore of the senate succeeded to thft Presidential office In the event of thft death or Incapacity of both President and In the absence of a President pro tempore the succession devolved upon the speaker But either of these officers only acted aa President until congress could be convened on twenty days’ notice and a special election could be held Early In the first term of Mr Cleveland Hendricks died at his home A situation which In Indianapolis was without precedent existed Up to the time of his sickness Mr Hendricks had prevented the senate from eleoting a President pro tempore He had been able to do this by declining to vao&ts the chair and to recognize that privilege The senate was Republican by a narrow majority The having some political advantage In mind by so doing steadfastly refused to let the Republicans organise When he died there waa no President pro tempore The death occurred between the dissolution of one congress and the regular session of the next congress Thsre was no speaker At the White House President Cleveland was completing hie preparations to go to Indianapolis to attend the funeral Senator Edmunds waa at the capital busy In hie committee room The suggestion came to his mind: What would! happen If the President should be killed or be rendered unfit for duty by an accident on thle contemplated Joflr-n- ey to Indianapolis T “Senator Edmunds” said the Mli The sourtan “was much disturbed more he thought of the peculiar possibilities the graver the situation seemed to him He asked me to find some other senators and send thorn to him Only two wers about the capltoL They were soon closeted with Mr Edmunds He told theee his opinion of the situation He said that If anything should happen to Mr Cleveland the country would be without a head There would be no one with even the temporary au- thority to call an extraordinary eosetoq of oongreee It would be Impossible to take any step No special election oould be ordered There would be not relief from the confusion until the regular date for the assembling of con gress came round In December Until the senate chose a President pro tempore and the house elected a speaker nobody could perform sny of the duties of President “The law then relating to Presidential succession was laid before the other senators The anomalous oondltlon had not occurred to them They agreed at onoe that Senator Edmunds was right When he suggested that under the circumstances the President ought to be specially careful they approved the suggestion As the result of the conference Senator Edmunds came out and asked me to get a carriage for He rode direct to the White him House and told Mr Cleveland he must not go to Indianapolis He went over the ground showing tha President that If an aocldent happened to him the country would be left without an executive for months until December came The President was astonished He had not had the slightest realization of how much depended on his life at that time He acknowledged the force of Senator Edmund’s argument Immediately cancelled the orders for transportation and remained In Wash- FAVORITE HOSE of ni who go racing (either for a living ot to be lively) hear a large n u m ber of good etorles during our travels and laugh at them In proportion to their merit and piquancy Few can he retold in- mtftSL Nobody ever had such bad oust as those which I collected with (real care at a euqall expense” THE JOKER'S CORNER “No one ever accused you know- WIT HUMOR AND SATIRE ORlOt my friend severeINAL AND SELECTED “You should only go out with 1 ly barrel organ and a monkey being tied grocer or if you don’t like — Hard to Plus to Its tall You might be clever enough Whet Ha Wanted can’t it and — Dog Eat Dof-Water get your money Meddled with to take the pennies if the donors placed A Modern Fairytale — A Point of Uraase them In It closed hand over them back your Maw l'e for Coisrenmu tenderly and swore you to Becrecy ckiNiiw ft Cm But ‘Fatty’ was a perfect tradesman Saa FraneUca He was after the nimble nlnepenct That Anfut Yellow Kid Too IHilL time He used to back hit every READ the paper As “A great man popl discriminately platers when It was good enough to do lep btwe every day demoralizor these walls” said the guld are libelous a rule they so when not he used to let other peoI swallow all showing reto — not Is the visitor through the ancient Bug-lis- h prudent that they coning or both It ple back them and Invest his monej) tain church where the noble families tail them In the family circle before on something else It la a beautiful reI'm hopeful that Were interred viators of more or less 'strong game so long as you can play It withMcKinley may “Same way over in our ligious convictions out danger from the mob or from tin ' re eqtry” Engage us In a “Fatty’s fa- stewards” of the story plied the vlaltor "why don’t Happily with you get a DR G W SHORES better preacher vorite may be told without fear of “Who was ‘Fatty’s’ trainer?” ! asked Spain to read Judy Wee of the cheek OlAsst I Specialist rft bringing a blush to the grieve feeling confident that position was not Cuban of person foolish most or What Ho Waatod youngest a sinecure slain — “Who Ib he?” was the question peoShopkeeper: “What can I show you “Why surely you know” retorted thj ft awful things that Weyler did ho and Ir?” ple asked in wonder as they “ historian But yet one thing gives would of course Absent-minde- d went on the course probably with a only have one‘Fatty’ d Kag lht Professor: “I want sort of trainer —a man I wlBh as tho bit” nevertf)ey a common purpose (to “get — have a word yf'lTJ me see what do I wsntT Dear wno would do as he was told without folwho Concerning critics that's profane mission Is called by those tae! I can’t for the life of me remem-asking questions Old Jerry Smlggtns When they assert my favorite play ' was Invariably low and the It) reply of Rlpston realized his Ideal of that1 I" Inexpressibly inane what It Is Well well It the same “Fatty” doesn’t matter give me the nearest character You remember Jerry— hi 0f Jil iVnl ridP " That was was all “Fatty” pure and Ithlng you have to it” ‘best1 I be to am seemed always to docile quite but still main trying simple this seemed to satisfy public debtL waa and somebody in generally was Further Interrogation 1 wl8h curiosity the YeUow KldI they'd Talk about the very ’warm’ members Important Xotioe to tha Traveling Public considered adventurous in view of the he Rio could a of 15th the them start ovei DR O W BHOR1C8 alwoye seeking give most Effective February stomach all scare-hea- d To display startling facts It might reveal to help suffering mankind always trylng is called ‘a rogue’s course’ and That tells of Seeley's raising Calnj what on will vslwa ro- appliWestern Grande look at him was enough especially railway to oonvtnce peepl that h make hacks of ’em when It came to Tvyelly Klad lndfed' to for every dollar paid elm fan oaived when he was backing losers cation endorse it Commercial Mileage hungry poor to entertain decided t rive quackery fraud sad 1m- pure thieving I should not Ilk© to bl Th Bradley-Martlndaath blow and protect tas i free champagn Books good for passage over the lines Truly “Fatty” was a remarkable a position Itselaase from ths dsapteabl dying man engaged In cuddling mj I wouldn't drink If I were bid life his suffering In unconventional character railroad Grande Rio A Denver of the methods of quacks and shariat aa Kverft money-bag- s time if Jerrj I rI docile— but I say again for the last to as Ideas and customs also In from his sufferer Colorado Midland railroad Rio Grande were In the sick chamber watching mj wish they’d gag the Yellow Kid! the rights of Individuals 40 far as Southern railway Florence A Cripple would He m? accelerate ENVOY property was concerned What struggles Prince I do fear my burdened brain Creek railway and Midland Terminal he wished to have he thought he was doom to obtain the treasure” Will G R give way If we're not rid quite “And how did his employer trust railway thus giving holders of entitled to take If the owner’s attenBemlnal Weakness Varloocels HydrwesltL fo° go Insane: 0fIth1 him?” I the I of Striatum small little had for a W Milt age the privilege Inquired I wish they’d gag the Yellow Kid! taking ByphUks Gonorrhoea tion was diverted and no man was or shrunk so organa premature old sure Colorado trip without requiring purcleverer than he In diverting owners’ knowledge of tho Rlpston trainer and aad all other private dioooaao wbottwp 1100 9100 ceuaed by lgitorarwe oxeooo or oonta-luattention when there was anything to recognized that the elegant simile ai chase of additional mileage over the no matter bow oovero you caa be P'esaed will this of to The paper moribund the of the readers person peril be Call on so state In taken dreaded one that consult DR Q W BHOREft the ubnrote by doing to learn that there Is at least different roads nol curs with was his cash to has given bis Ufo to Curia who able been toying deposits elan Boleno hag Not a person of high principle he addilnat any agent of the R G W for ekronlo disease and bo oxaminod adIndeed Jerry would 'in ail its stages and that is catarrh vs could afford to purchase the luxuries an exaggeration Is and cured without payio posit treated vised th only Hall'S Catarrh Cure tional particulars blna one dollar until tho euro la sffoeteft of the season In sufficient abundance no doubt have also removed any falss curs now known to ths medical fraternity reF A WADLEIGII The doctor reserves tho right bower or a constitutional disease to gratify his appetite which was Im- teeth that might have been In the un- Cstsrrh a being Hall s to refuse any Ineurabls ease— If ho can’s treatment constitutional quires General Passenger Agent euro you h don’t want your ftaaaer mense To many persons of the high- fortunate person’s jaws bo as to gel Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally aotlnj surmucous blood Bueh aa offer waa nsvor before made bl and the gold to bet with directly upon the est principle such luxuries are una responsible phveloian and Dr O W faces of the system thereby destroying Their PnImSmi “Trust Informant him” BIsmvs Is only ibis to make U because replied my known th foundation of the disease and giving Two Irishmen were disputing bo positively ourou these diseases Doa'l One men th patient strength by building up th how “well far know such acyou In When his best form “Fatty” in doing Of them speaking of himself said: waste another cent on questionable docconstitution and assisting nature so one trust each Like other much dog have tors but consult tbs “Old Doctor’ an hungry The proprietors Its work complished notable feats His favorite “I am a brick’’ ofthat bo cured BUBLNESS BACRBDLY they curative an In In powers one Its faith a trusts Bight of race maneuvers hungrier on the were executed case “Sura aad I am a bricklayer” said fer One Hundred Dollars for any course He was quite at horns there odorous bone So long as both could that It falls to cure Send for list of tesDr Q W SHORES the other at the earns time knocking Address othef timonials a not bite do each worry they and moved about both In the ring and get Lock Box 1586 ft CO Toledo 0 fclm down CHENEY F J Bold by druggists Tic Lake City Utah paddock with immunity from assault as to which secured the most pestiferSalt A friend told me this story about ous portion They went on well for a Hall's Family Hills are th best Prosperity In 1807 s “Fatty" in confidence — hence I pass it time and ‘Fatty’s’ nose reflected hit With every new year some hope of CURE YOURSELF! II BoggHti an Improvement is found and evon In the dullest years on in the same spirit We were returnprosperity to a marked extent Cm Big Cl for unnmturU oome people save money After making a us in beamed the and after from paddock upon 4icUrei ing Camptown steeplechases or u)crtkiia irritffitioss money a very important item is to know a bad day and were bemoaning our Burned more colossal proportions &n4 f neons membrane how to keep it Zion’s Savings Bank and fPrweu niuiIii PainleM and not atna on Its owner as tints anaemia condition Trust Company was established in UTS brighter put or poiMDona 1theEy!ICWIUAlO and on March SA 1897 had opeaad 17888 “This is no game” I remarked "for flesh and added to his balance at tbs BolC by Dragglila more a accounts million with than or oent In plain wrapper savings honest men” and I bank Then came the picturesque Inand a quarter to their credit Women and "by oxpr prepaid for U m or 3 bolt Ire $276 cident at Park hunted of a for the remnants vainly Camptown previously children are allowed to open aocounts payCircular tent on roqnest able to their own order Start an account cheap clgaret which I hoped had not hinted at” trow Any amount from One Dollar to been thrown away In better times Here the orator took breath and exCo Patents thousands received and 5 per cent Interest "Yes It’s a poor game” said my panded his chest before embarking on uwre ra amt Holidtor of comis annum tbsreon Interest per paid C D have op Wnutiinfrtoci the more exciting part of his recital companion “when one loses one's monputed four time a year and may be drawn ened a Western Branch Office Write for then or added to the principal In order to maintain one’s rectitude Refreshed by the rest he continued: ey In "O’Meara block Seoond South street Salt any information desired to Nos 1 8 and 6 ” ‘Fatty’ had one of his platers In a Lake They have had an offict in Waahinffton of purpose Now look at ‘Fatty’ ’’ he Main street Salt Lake City Utah for 25 years and can refer to client In every a added race Inconseafter at and the on rather pause Camptown selling ntate of the Union Their motto In No Patent Wilford WooDucrr President No Priy A hook of 40 pages full of valuable M Cannon comCashier book it had a great chance AccordingGeorge “you never hear him quentially Information for luveniers furnished free Corplain of his bad luck It is those who ly the public made his horse favorite solicited Also pensions and land respondence claims A woman's first instinct when the house have been playing with him who lift and backed It down to even money In — has been broken into by burglars is to try up their voices He knows very well a large field of runners ‘Fatty’ could to convince her husband that the robbers that luck wouldn’t keep him in grease not stand that he did not care for took some of her canned fruit — New York for his moustache and boots” even money chances So after conferPress “But some of us are afraid of prison” ring with his trainer he gave him InI murmured regretfully structions to the effect that thq favor“81 All TOBiCCO "Well Just listen to a short account ite need not exert himself unduly In As you chew tobaccs for pleasure use Star First Tramp— 1 t’lnk dey coold of what ‘Fatty’ did the other day and the race and that precautionary measIt Is Rot onlv the best but tha most lasting and dem model lodgin’ houses putty therefore the cheaueat SALT LAK E CIUUTAH then talk about prisons if you like Of ures might wisely be adopted with that make H3 W 2? SaSi nue If they tried” course you know that at one time he end (the wrong end) In view Having “That’s a poor simile that compares an Second Tramp: “Not while dey Inkept a small coffee shop In the east arranged matters to his satisfaction Insolvent concern to a ship on the rocks” end of London and now bets In thou- the astute owner of the favorite went sists on glvln’—yer a bath” "Well s’poaln’ dey wuz “Why?” sands That denotes the master mind Into the ring and backed a horse which to First Tramp If you would Seep posted “Wall the ship settles rapidly”— Chigive yer ether or chloryforni an’ He Is called of because his write for Information a was ‘Fatty’ his he believed certainty while cago Journul then put yer In the bath?” stomachic protuberance not In refer- candidate enacted the part of spectator Prompt Replies ence to any other personal distention Quick Returns A jockey who would listen to reason M tit IT POMTIVKIV CCRhO iiqron Phcn-t- io CHEAPEST AND BEST when It took the form of ready money Treatment- - Writtenforgunratite Ntfurutno trcatl FRED A SEARS Hemi 2n lUunp X V Mciiuoa this paper was riding the favorite Therefore It Wheaton HurnellivUle Block SALT LAKE CITY McCornick to horse the Housewhen cantered was that This Is the Vardict of Every Dog let Dog felt slightly above him‘Fatty’ the post Article with the Familiar keeper RJB lit Private dla- m First Neighbor— That’s a very dainty iiaiai Special self— his usual sensation when he coneaes and disorder 20 III vVlCff I threw him some cold of yours It is often said that the cheapest dog free Pook cerwas he evperiince one sidered that backing ye’' NEB Men P O Box 706 OMAHA article is not always the best but In a race and laying against sausage this morning and he wouldn’t tainty N W not touch them Us Salt Lake No 15 1897 prove occasionally this does another certain not to win Neighbor— What do you take k'faea Answering Advertisements Kindly true and the truth of this last as“The result of the race however was Second — Mention This Paper not what he desired The favorite had him for a cannibal? sertion has been fully demonstrated ington” was much over orltlclsm the There owner his in hand In or than more trainby hundreds of housekeepers of Mr Cleveland to be present er thought His jockey could not quite this section who have experimented failure Hendricks at the obsequies The newshold him thus he found himself near with the Haltair Baking Powder couldn’t understand the apparpapers home In view of the public before he Salt-air the which is manufactured by The Presient lack of consideration able to get a pull It wag then tQ was Baking Powder company ofthis dent said nothing This is the first late pull as hard as he could People time the circumstances of the senacity KOXUMEXTS and HEADSTQSCS would see him he might be warned Not only should this Baking Pow- torial conference and of Senator Edoff Naturally fearing that disaster A RODE FINISH IN der receive the endorsement of the munds’ hurried visit to the White he sat down and rode a finish of concontold soon a as As from bean have dead House merit the West of siderable beas the It at were making from He heat looks you housekeepers of It You may Imagine his employfact that it Is a Western product gress convened after Mr HendribfcP hind a flour-ba- g especially when wearawful sensations He had backed Edmund fathered Senator and er’s death he waistcoat an to a talks white account Its of on ing also cheapbut to win a large a enactment the made bill whloh of to 6ne he as would fall backwards though you ness and superior qualities The pushed he had laid against the other of such ft crithe stake O he’s If repetition Impossible you pushed against yesl it been Oracle representative has credj sta The law of succession now Is such very hot Is ’Fatty' He’s had his ups to lose a lot of money itably Informed by a housekeeper that a vacancy in the offloo of President and downs and has always faced the “Then Jerry Smlgglns appeared In In this city who has had years of of tbs United States le beyood all prob- music bravely whether he’d a shirt on the paddock and held conference with nt xperienoe In the Re of baking ability If the President dies the his back or a scarf round his neck his patron The result seemed satistakes tL office and holds it He’s mad money too by hacking ’em factory to the latter he whispered a powders that the Saltalr leads few words to his trainer and Jerry them all She states that not only to the end of the term If both the on the course” Salt LakeCiK From personal experience I knew hurried away again as though on a from a point of economy is It supe- President and the Ties President die was so for rior but the results obtained from the Secretary of State euceeeda Suc- that was true and I could not help re- m lesion of Importance It was never run off!” WRITE FOR PRICES AND DESICNS the use of this article far surpassed cession falls in turn upon the member flecting that &at man must be clever to that dead heat to divide?” I asked Ina sport by which most make agreed “They money of cabinet the the and including Secretary her most sanguine expectations of us lose our little all and what we are nocently having no Idea at that time H S RUMFIELD JAS GLEND1NNINO SCOTT QUO M in the future she will use no other of Agriculture able to borrow Yet such a man Is no what bad men will do to get money and Ticas Secretary President From personal observation of the divide!” clever more than he does not doubt repeated my “Agreed to article of use this the of results mind what he does friend with scornful emphasis “Fancy A Stolen FMrj Tal we unhesitatingly state that the My idea 1b that the wealthy punters ‘Fatty’ dividing anything with anyPMty of vegetarians while taking are those who if they cannot find win- body when he had a chance of oollaring Saltalr Is the best Baking Powder tha “ attacked by ners find something else of value and the loti When the time arrived for as market the ever placed upon Whkl1 ch“ them furiously do not necessarily wait until it 1b lost running off the dead heat the favorite one trial will easily prove— Salt out of his pasture (INCORPORATED) be treat-a- d could not be found But last the paragraph may Jerry had been "That’s your gratitude is 1 Lake Oracle havToa a as philosophical and to digression lost the stables surreptitiously thankless beast T" exelaimed one of the ing no relation to the story which waa him'’’ Watchmaker Jews er and Optician party panting with fright “After ontinued by my friend as follows: This like other things is I am InIn this 111 eat beef three times a “Then Tatty ’ after a brilliant coup formed easily done when you know day Bit Tit Eyes examined free got some racehorses of his own He bow to do It “Fatty” still goes racing was tired of backing other people’s and Is far fatter than ever especially AGENTS FOII gee-geand wished to try how he underneath his white waistcoat But tould work them under his own pro- the public do not rush after hla hot Detroit Stove Co Ruffalo Sonic Company He had favorites now and some of the and supervision prietorship John Van & Home Steel Ranges puntIs Works Eng-in8 Powder Atlas Pure Crown that the AWARE that Absolutely Baking ARE YOU no desire to own hlgh-olahorses He ers —those who bet for a living and live Coles' Air Tight Heaters Wooden Pulleys refunded? Dodge or best to the money cheerfully Is oan equal guaranteed every knew that money could be made out of well at times — declare that they can California Powder Works Worthington Steam Pumps DO YOU KNOW that Professor Kingsbury one of the flneet ohemlsts In the Rocky little races as well as out of big only affond to lose when "Fatty” wina — Ir Celebrated Anchor lirand Cylinder and Revere Rubber Co j “a t Orumy He nad not a Town will Dodge Injectors Engine Oil Rowe Brown & Co Drill & Tool Steel Leviathan Belting a soul above and Brothers have Hewlett large platers his argument was spice AWARE grl factory that ARB YOU Real Competition that you can win as much with a bad purity and aroma while spioes that na strength navor spines daily thereby retaining their lose and strength while(In transit? thei 0o strong Is the desire of the Poll Miners Tools Stoves Tinware etc bkn Shipped for thirasand of miles can if a as with one horse you good are DO YOU KNOW that Hewlett Brolhors 8 Crown Triple Flavoring Extract back him with confidence to beat oocnty Ore newspapers to do the pub-ll- o deliriona and mkde direct from the fruit! Mill Findings because honest a and will ret trial roods printing that after one had offered And a General Assortment of fair trorse” you V) kindly give these yr8 will and heads also for sail have In 10000 cent eastern the letter a than famish to goods buying “Incontrovertible" I remarked Wlter vain for your monty In-Ucticm of knowing that you are helping Western Industries to thrive and flourish the other paid $2 for the privilege at the story for a moment could find wore than going th job vourarooet that yon want Hewlett Brothers 8 Crown Baking Powdea Strip) "but t never 10 EKI ST : lAREHOOSE 125 If ScCOXD SOOTH : SHU UKE CilT OTU Home (Hound Sptoss end aooept no substitute 11m ) gnt Schilling's Btst of your ing the game” said w nt ' war NOT ONE Vice-Presid- ent DOLLAR NEED BE PAID UNTIL YOU nt suo-ses- j i per-ton- al I LOST Zoi on ’a 111 well-meani- I ritx-Oena- ld A "t JP - ‘ Live Stock Commission V Only Elias Morris Sons Gompany: dead-heate- Marble and Granite Mantles GFrates etc rs 1 Vice-Preside- g‘"! nt Geo M Scott & Co Importers and Dealers aLSTiTwya A REMINDER Bar and Sheet Iron Stool PIpo es ss as? jr H ei rdware ) HI J f |