Show “lie wouldn't take you very far on WHAT It A MOATII WILL HO Mr Grocer: we can’t get glass” said Master Parrot and his Iakk Minim a Impkov fmi-- r father gave him a peppermint drop Assoc a IOV without Here GOOD FOR for so READING along BOYS AND you being sharp Purpose of tlie Association GIRLS “He puts the glass in a little dark Tills Association 1r incorporated for are thousands of people who cupbourd” went on the Elephant tak- the purpose of obtaining options bonds want good tea and tons The Elephant' Photograph— Some Gmuea ing no notice of Master Parrot's re- and leases on promising undeveloped mining property developing the same for Home AiiiiiHemeut — The Hoy mark and purchasing such as are desirable Schilling's Best for them on it?” Owl asked “With the you Kluif of Spain Would Like to 1 liange and demonstrated to be profitable for “Of course not” Bald the Elephant Will you say to your Places With ills Lit He Subject working and mining who began to get quite Irritable “you TLAN customers for us: "Here is don't understand He doesn't take me This Association U limited to five — S A W two hundred members and each member dusty on glass only my face you know” a tea that I am sure of I’ll little shoes “What does he do with your body receives one share of stock the par value of which bone hundred dollars After by the then?” said Master Parrot give your money back if you bed a property has been developed and dema it’s that “It’s my opinion of pack beThey suddenly onstrated to be of greater value than don’t like it” ? onsense" decided the Owl “First he the option price then gan to talk each memberA Schilling & Company And this Is what San Francisco says they take him on glass — which Is ship is subject to an assessment of ten 418 they said absurd you know for a person of his dollars and such assessment to be used only for the purchase of the property "We're Just as tired size— and then he says they only take and in no case will there be an assessCOULDN'T AGREE us we can be of his face the ment when It Is If so what becomes possible to ship the ore most been We'e A Jury of Lawyers That Dlaguated the rest of him? He can't take his head so that the property can lift Its own everywhere off any more than the rest of us can bond In order to make it as easv as Judge And now our little master rests — I don't believe a word of it” “I think it was in 1839” said an old It reully is iut fair possible for members to meet any asmember of the Cleveland bar to a “Neither do I” cried all the others sessment that may be made the “He's had his lmth and sweetly sleeps and then provides that no more than two assessCleveland Leader man “when the Suthey went home ‘Twlxt sheets both cool and clean The Elephant thought for a long ments shall be made In any one year preme court judges used to go from While we are left to stand outside and a sixty day rotice be given each time Now don't 'you think it mean? county to county on horseback or In rtiember fur eacli assessment of $1000 “Well of all the Ignorant Fowls—” No more than one buggies and hold court On the occamembership certlfi ”We'e oarrlt d him from morn till he said at last— Grace Hartmans in cate will be sold to one sion referred to court was being held person night stood on In the courthouse that Inorder to meet expenses for expert-inthe Little Folks He’s quite forgot that’s plain south Bide of the public square The AVhile heie we wuteh und wait and mining prospects and developing the same until they become on a pavwait Judges were: Judge Hitchcock Eben-ez- er EVENINGS GAMES FOR Till morning comes again ing basis each membership certificate Lane Reuben Wood and Frederick will tie assessed two dollars per month ITovrrb Grlmke Harvey Rice was clerk and Acting “And then he'll tramp and tramp and PROSPECTS In this game each player fixes upon M R Kleth deputy The case on trial tramp In tills and adjoining Ntates options The livelong summer day a proverb which he tells by actions inand in which the late Sherlock J Anbonds and leases can be obtained at very Now this Is what w'e'd like to do— stead of by words The first player drews and Henry B Payne were atlow prices on Just properties In fahim carry uway for instance might come Into the room vored localitiesmining torneys I believe was one concerning owned by prospectors a contract and a Jury was demanded holding a cup In Ills hand then by nnd other parties who have not suffWhere he could never go to bed icient means to develope and demonBut stay up all the night way of acting his pioveib he might reThere were not so many 'people hangUnwashed and cohered o’er with dust strate the value of their properties and atas are courthouse there of around the anee an make peatedly ing appeal Indeed! ’t would sene him private capital is seeking only demonnow waiting for a jury job and Judge light” tempting to drink out of the cup but of strated mines of great value Associaordered a Hitchcock the cup immediately being euch time by prevented ted capital can avail Itself of these opThe Klephaut' Photograph The dumb the of out in present legal of his hands thus lawyers slipping jury and at the same time it reThe Elephant came in looking very show illustrating the proverb “There's portunities gentlemen tried every way to get out small Individual quires comparatively Important of It but the Judge was Inexorable many a slip ’twlxt the cup and the lip” dues and membership certificates In“I’m going to be photographed” he The second Twelve lawyers were selectd and sent might come Into the room stead ol being assessed will draw diviInto the box I don’t remember all the remarked rolling a stone or something to rep- dends as soon as the first propertv Is Nobody spoke for some time but resent it names now but there were Herman After rolling it about for developed Into a paving mine There presently the Owl blinked at him with some time lie takes it up and exam- Is no enterprise which offers more InHurlbut Woolsey Wells Edward Wade to Investors of moderate or and I believe Messrs Bolton and an a learauce of some interest “Will ines It with astonishment as if some- ducements e en considerable means than a develIt huit much?” he Inquired was concluded case to the Kelly Finally thing were wanting tliit lie expected opment asso latlon of tills description “Will what hurt?” asked the astonfind on it thus making it clear that The outlav that is hazarded is and the jury sent out They were lockonly nomed up for the day and returned at ished Elephant ills pioveib is “A Rolling Stone inal and the capital is only expended on “Being photographed” mines alter they have been thoroughly Gathers No Moss” night with the word that they could “Well of all the ignorant Owls — ” not agree Judge Hitchcock said they If really g od acting is done this experted ami shown to lie o( greater “Don’t you call me an ignurant fowl value than the option price ought to agree and sent them back for game may be made exceedingly interBut tills is not all Properties will be sir” croaked tne Owl fluffing up his esting another day In vain they pleaded Imobtained which will become dividend In a fine tantrum feathers no was for there business help portant producers to be held and operated by “I said ‘Ignorant Owl’ ” explained them At the end of the second day DiviAssociation permanently the Hliud rustiimn the Elephant “Do you think I would fchey reported that they could not agree dends will take t fie place of assessments Word was sent back that the court saw hurt the feelings of a bird of your poIn this game the first thing to be and the vast riches of a mine will be sition by calling him a fowl? No not done is to appoint a postmaster-genera- l no reason why they could not agree and distributed equally among the five hunthat they must try It again But In for twenty trunks” and a postman The table must dred holders of Membership Certificates vain At 2 o’clock of the third day The Owl accepted the apology In the then be pushed on one side so that and give to them all a permanent and Independent living they were called out and as there was handsomest manner "Of course if you when the company have arranged handsome This Is what $2 a month will do no possible hope of their agreeing they didn’t say it It’s all light" he said themselves round the room there may backed up by a determination to stay were discharged Judge Hitchcock “but really when it comes to fowls — ” be plenty of room to move about Tbe with the Association It Is not desirwas disgusted and I don’t helieve that “Of course of course" hastily as- postmaster-generwith paper and able that subscriptions be made unless he ever held another case before a Jury sented the Elephant “I quite under- pencil in hand then goes around the Ills with the Intention on the part ol of that kind” room and writes down each person’s the subscriber to meet his dues until stand your feelings” “Well” simpered Miss Opossum “I name linking with it the name of the practical results are obtained PROSPECTORS dare say I am very stupid but I must town that the owner of the name Salvage From Ocean In almost every case tbe prospectors confess I do not know what being pho- chooses to represent As soon as the Some money part of $100000 In Braare men of limited means Men who can towns are chosen and all are In readizilian paper currency lost in the wreck tographed means” And It appeared neither did any of ness the postman is blindfolded and buy' provisions enough to last them a of the steamer Buenos Ayres on the or two will go to tiie mountains the others so they appealed to the placed In the middle of the room The month coast of Brazil between Pernambuco and prospect and when their grub is and Rio Janeiro six years ago has Elephant postmaster then announces that a letshort they seek employment To tell the truth he had very little ter has been spnt from one town to running Just turned up In a fishing village north (generally In some mine) save up a little of Oporto In Portugal idea himself but of course he could not another perhaps from London to Edin- money and do the same thing over The British If so the representatives company that paid the Insurance reacknowledge that after his rude re- burgh of again and they are anxious to associate mark to the Owl so he tried to explain these two cities must stand up and as themselves with an association that has cently received an anonymous letter from Portugal which they put In the “It’s wlmt royalties and people of Im- silently as possible change seats the financial ability to bond and develop hands of the Portuguese police who portance have done to them — ” he be- While the tiansition is being made the any favorable location they may have fortune to make because it the have already recovered $1500 The gan postman Is at lilieity to secure one of takesgood very little money to prospect but case containing the money was picked tiie vaccination?” like seats said for himself If he can do so considerable money to develope prop “Anything ap by Oporto fishermen fishing on the the Owl then the former occupant of the chair erty and it is through the prospector Brazil coast who divided It among The Elephant looked at him with must submit to be blindfolded und take that this company will be able to secure a large number of valuable mining themselves and said nothing they witheilng contempt “Not in the least upon himself the office of postman vowed to give part of It to the church like It” he said shortly “Think anyproperties oil a very low bond ami all prospects are thoroughly examined and ind were betrayed fur not keeping their would have that done for go and body reported upon by our mining expert vow The Hoy King of Spain fun?” most favorable are bonded The woids of the old poet “Born to and only tbe “Who’s going to do it?” asked Miss BONDS AN1J LEASES OPTIONS in command Imiwrtnnt Siotlre to Traveling trained up Opossum sovereignty” In taking an option or Bond on a describe Alfonso XIII the Public “The Monkey” property for one year at stipulat'd the Rio 15th Effective February King of Spain who at his birth suc“What with?” price It gives the Association lime to on ceeded will to the throne 'Yet authority work applicaGrande Western Ry “Oh lie’s got the proper thing I asand develope such property sufftion endorse Its Commercial Mileage sure you” said the Elephant “and he has its disadvantages and there are iciently to determine its value before Books good for passage over the lines of knows all about it You see it’s like times no doubt when the youngest buying the property And no property this— an artist man came here a little sovereign in Europe envies his boy will be bought unless It Is demonstrated the Denver & Rio Grande R R Cowhile ago with a box on three long subjects A writer in the English Il- beyond any question of a doubt that the lorado Midland R RRlo Grande Southpictures Alfonso as property Is worth more than the option Creek legs and he used to tie bis head up In lustrated Magazinedelicate-lookinern Ry Florence & Cripple Ry So that the only money that Is g a thin and little price pale and hole a look cloth a in the through hazarded is the developing fund made and Midland Terminal Uy thus giving fellow box” by assessment of $200 per month holders of R G W Milage the privilege It was during his dally drive that I up “What did he do that for?” asked the It is true that we may work on several rewithout of taking the Colorado trip inhis first saw fair With him hair Owl properties before opening up a paying quiring purchase of additional mileage “lie rouldn’t see anything if his head clined to be curly his blue eye and mine but we are just as sure to open up over the different roads In that state was tied up in a cloth” remarked Mas- his face gentle in its expression of lan- a paying mine front some of tbe properare developed as the sun Is to Call on any agent of theKOW for ter Parrot guor the little king reminded me of ties that Is rise It sure to come sooner or later made IV famous the that “Clever said his father by Philip additional particulars approvboy” AssociaThe thin lips and those who stay with the pencil of Velasquez F A WADLEICH ingly tion are sure to receive the benefits of “Well I don’t quite know what It were almost bloodless the features the riches of a mine General Passenger Agent was fur” said the Elephant thought- seemed too fatigued to possess any Paying mines are often leased lo reof the fully “but he always did It and one definite expression except for the far-o- sponsible parties on a In the Hark look of dreaming and patience in net profits so that a paying property (lav he got Ills head In the cloth and Bobble— I guess that fellow must be may be bonded and leased couldn't see where he was going so the eyes WORKINGS OF THE ASSOCIAnevertheless He smiled continuousingaged to sister by this time “Why tumbled river into the and the he TION Bobbie?” “Last night when I looked Rhin’oeeros had him for lunch — said ly and rather drearily and looked unThe management of this Association through the keyhole I couldn’t see a he was very nasty too tasted of chemmistakably bored He seemed to bo will not rush Indiscriminately I11I0 every going through his afternoon’s drive hing” — Brooklyn Life icals and made him 111” We have that Is presented property “Wluit became of the box?” asked as he would go through any other of men here connected with the associaA Hiipy Couple his innumerable royal duties obedientthe Owl tion who have by years of experience He was dressed attained a thorough knowledge of the “The Monkev took It home” said ly but mechanically “How do you and your wlfo get all about it In a sailor costume his head bare — a Mining Camps and Mineral Belts in this the Elephant ''lb kiiows dong?” “Oh swimmingly swlmmiug-y- ! because he saw the man do It lots of small head moreover giving no prom- and adjoining states Our Mining ExWe are as happy as though we is a pronounced capable man of times” pert and of the ise Intellect little lookBlaetter boy divorced”— Fliegende vere “What do you have to dff when you ing like one in the first days of con- vast experience and money will be only on such properties as will go?” inquired the Owl after a pause valescence from some almost fatal Poor 8ouL justify fully being developed and with You “Oh it's very simple Just sit fever still smiled mechanically as the such management It only makes a memAn exchange announces on the death down In front of the box and the man on rolled Alfonso XIII bership In this Association a safe Investslowly uniage f a lady that “she lived fifty years ties ills head up and looks at you bas an English governess among other ment but highly profitable In died and confident husband her vlth instructors but his education Is under through the hole” THE tope of a better life’’— Texas Sifter “Is that all?” said the Owl very dishe direct and personal supervision of Tin By Laws provides for good and ils mother His exalted rank prevents sufficient bonds Iroin the treasurer and appointed It Is a great mistake for the young to “Oh no! he takes you on glass then” ills indulging In the usual sports of other officers afo that no salaries shall lesplco wh&t the old have learned by “Where does he take you?” asked the aoyhoud anil one of the stories related be allowed any of the officers until ixperience profits are made to the Association and f him has a pathetic side in this reOwl when allowed salaries shall be such as seen He one was day gazing are usually paid for services of a similar ject vlth uncommon interest out of one of character he windows of the royal palace in the h On the first of Each and Every Month V'f Bros Baking Use Hrection of the Manzanares He was a statement will be sent to each inenioer tsked what he was looking at and he giving the location of Bonded proper-tie- s Threet'rown Hpieea jointed out a couple of urchins and general Information concerning AND who TUE PURF3T were busy and happy making Are Heat mud the workings of the association INFORMATION lies and Alfonso XIII even BEST MADE They Are Ground with tears In his eyes tobegged If you are now or intend to become be allowed Fresh Every Day Interested in stocks or mining proper0 go and make mud pies with them ties In tills or aJjoInlng states we solicit consoled was little Je by the Informa-io- n correspondence as we are In a poyour Our Good of ThI that etiquette forbade kings to to furnish any Information desition Three-BrowTriple In pastimes so unexalted (fraud Guaranteed At sired Flavoring (extracts ither times Alfonso takes his monarchy SALT LAKE MINING AND Equal totiieBest nure seriously and frequently clinches IMPROVEMENT ASSOCIATION Are llellcloua on the IHarketor in argument by announcing autferat-call- y Salt Lake City Utah TH EM TRY J H PARIS President “I am the king” Rooms 4i 4 and 43 O'Meara block Money Refunded CHILDREN’S CORNER Slt Elias Morris ana Sons Company and HEADSTONES MONUMENTS of s g al ff Powder Hewlett ge n e Marble and Granite Mantles Grates etc Salt Lake WRITE City PRICES FOR s ¥mTB AND DESICNS MONEY SAVED IN iSy6 you save any money last year? Did If you did you should deposit It where It will work for you this year just as you worked for It last year Zion’s Savings Bank and Trust company of Salt Lake Interest on any 5 per cent amount from f up Start an account now and add to It as often as you can Write for any Information desired Wit ford Woodruff Is President and Ohokok M Cannon Cashier City pays 1 ' t tenth tr n Cistern- Dweller “Groundling” Allen who lived - for several years near Columbus Ky died last week He acquired bis name because be lived In a cistern The little house that formerly made his home was burned some years ago and Allen then moved ills household effects Into a drv cistern lie pu a roof over this and ior several years it was Ills home He said he believed that ni incendiary burned ills house and lie was determined not to be burned out ngatn DR G W SHORES Oldewt S peel ell le the Wee t The NOT ONE DOLLAR NEED BE PAID UNTIL YOU CURED A R E In China to salute a person by taking off Ibe bat Is considered an insult DK Q W SHORES always pMklec to help suffering- mankind always trying to convince people that ha rlve value received tor every dollar paid him hae decided to give quackery fraud ud Imposition tta death blow and protect the Buffering classes from the despicable methods of quacks and charlatane Every sufferer from MARRIED OR ABOUT TO BE Ami In either can© you want to 110 economy uh is it well known fact that tiie flrt tiling’ In good hoiixolumiiiiig (on which every ludy uhoiild pride herself) Is economy nnd we wish to dwell upon this word “economy" by guying that It Is not “econ- LOST Zo omy" to buy something eheip becmiie It Is cheap nor something that imitate something good because It is cheap also but to buy good goods ut a low price is “economy" In every sente of the word and also good judgment’ mid ilo you ever atop ami think that there U mi Article tint you have been buying since you first started to keeping house (it mutters not how long agothattime was) that you are paying as much for that same article without any improvements as you did then not withstanding the great reduction which has been made both in lulmr and material for the manufacture of that article nnd that is “Halting Powder?" What did you pay for the first can you bought? Wiiat are you paying now? Ami we w’unt to call your attention to the fact that wre are manufacturing a linking Powder and selling it ut a price that is hi keeping with everything else of today and there are two tilings that we want to impress upon your mind: That we are manufacturing a Huklng Powder mid w e guarantee it to le as good ns any huking powder made He mid thut the price is just one half wliut other baking pmvdcrs oiml to this are soiling for 5 oz can pie '5 lb (80a) can re (lti oz) can iTc: u lb can $1 If you will try a cun of our huking Powder w blob is know u as “Tiie Sultalr Huking Powder" we are confident that you will use none other It is for sale by ail grocers but If your grocer cannot supply you w ith it please drop us a card witli your address ami we will Mend you a trlul can free and we are sure von will use none other Yours respectfully Seminal Weakness Varloooele Hydrocele Gonorrhoea Strlotun amal Syphilis or shrunken organs premature eld eav end ail other private discs see whether caused by Ignorance exoesa er eon tn-g-to n no matter bow severe you ana consult DR G W SHORES the ohwal-cl&- n who has riven his Ufs to chronic disease and be examinedcuring advised treated and cured without paying him one dollar until the cure la effected The doctor reserves the right however to refuse any Incurable case—if he can't cure you he don’t want your phoney Such en offer was never before by a responsible phvilcian and Drmade Gk W Shores la only able to make U because b positively curse these diseases Doa't s waste another cent on questionable but ooneuit the “Old Doctor Md riDmTiAii'stNEsa SACRiaDLT to-d- Aoe-tar- Dr Q W SHORES’ Lock Box 1688 Salt Lake City UtdT Iive Stock CouiniiHsicitsssw If you would keup posted wr for Inforniiitiou Prompt repl 1 tuiek return Fit Eli SEAltS A Biock McConmcK SALT LAKE CITY HT MAltY’H ACADEMY LAKK 8AIT CITY Established 1875 Under direction of tbe Sister of the Holy Cross One of the most prominent Educations I Institutions of tiie West Young ladles prepared to any sphere of life to which they may be called Thorough knowledge of letter science and art inuslo iu all its branches as taught iu tiie best classical THE HALTAIK UAKINU POWDEIt CO couser-vatorles- Office Telephone Europe 40 O'Meura Hlook SEND FOR CATALOGUE Address Sister Superior o 40 Watchmaker Jeweler him! 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Iheiit Costumes BRICKS 25 35 St M TO cents NOVELTY -- vnmmMctv - SALT LAKE CfTY UTAH 11 1 L lit) POSITIVE 13T A A per- - Mutlnee Saturduy 133 W 22 So Kill “A DROP OF POISON” or tTEELSTAMriDt£& "ii' HOUSE II KOUKRX Jflgr Week of Books and Periodicals prepaid to destination at Publishers’ pi ices Special out of town rates on stationer)' office sctiool teachers and general supplies Send for Prospectus w -- SCOTT JAS President Si I- - Halt lnke H IjLENDINNINO and Treat No ’£3 I11H07 KUMJHKLD 8 Secretary Geo M Seott & Co (INCORPORATED) IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN Hardware STEEL SHEET BAR AND IRON ACENTS Buffalo Scale Company Atlas Engine Works Dodge Wooden Pulleys California Powder Works Celebrated Anchor Brand Cylinder and Engine Oil Howe Brown &Co Drill and Tool Steel PIPE FOR Detroit Stove Co John Van & Home Steel Ranges Heaters Coles’ Worthington Steam Pumps Revere Rubber Co Dodge Injectors Leviathan Belting Air-Tig- Miners’ Tools Stoves Tinware etc And a General STORE 16S Assortment of MAIN STREET Mill Findings WAREHOUSE SALT LAKE CITY - 1Z5 W SECOND S UTAH |