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Show SOUTH CACHE COURIER Xctrs Review of Current Event s mffidt .lull about Heads Trying for 'IMJmhd , Relief for Aliens. MONICA, CALIF. If SANTA were depend ent on public charity in any continental country, hed be out of luck and out of that country too, as quickly as they could him out. If, in addition, he openly attackedJ the government of that country, he still be out of luck because hed be in jail. Hundreds of thousands of aliens are on relief here. Many of them slipped across the borders through leaks in our immigration laws and brought their folks with them, also to be cared for at the taxpayers jrvin s. Cobb expense. Some are avowed enemies of our form of government. Steps to oust such parasites are balked on the ground that to do so would work hardships on their families. Were starting to register these But its to be a voluntary registration, not compulsory. Any person in the audience, besides Madame Perkins, who believes the undesirables will come to list themselves, and risk deportation thereby, kindly raise the right hand. 4 V w am 1 or what YT HO decided is responsible for slump in the stock market is a moot question. In his recent fireside chat the President American Delegation to Brussels . . . intimated that Wall Street was to blame for its own troubles and beLabor Peace . . . Special Session littled the effect proposed legislation would have on the markets and general business. Winthrop W. .Aldrich, president of the Chase National bank, largest bank in the country, doesnt agree ' ' v wy with Mr. Roosevlt in this. He says V' ? 4.s Wall Street is honest, and lays the 'vv' blame for the adverse market situation on the doorstep of the administration and particularly the securities and exchange commission. FAR EAST CONFERENCE Davis Why the Stock Slump? . V. the i . New Budget Figures PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT found i ,- - umJ 1 -- 1 ii - - : 4- - A Somebody Else First Typist Im going U night with an Irishman . Second Typist-O- h, really First Typist No. OBrien. On the Way Mother I cant help that Mabel would be hapS, she married a man with less LI ey than Mr. Parkinson. Father Dont you worry Wpii I know Mabel soon have less if his estimate of $418,000,000 as the probable deficit for 1938 fiscal year was much too low. So he gave out new budget figures putting the probable deficit at nearly 700 millions. And it admittedly will be much greater unless the executive and congress achieve ..very considerable economies. OH, THATS IT k Brady Gang Wiped Out s' ps'S , mobs of bank robbers and murderers, the Brady gang was wiped out in a gun battle with federal agents at Bangor, Maine. A1 Brady, the leader, and Clarence Shaffer, Jr., his lieutenant, were killed; and James Dalhover was wounded and captured. The outlaws were recognized by a clerk-ia sporting goods store and the were summoned. Dalhover was to be taken to Indiana to stand trial for the murder of a state policeman, one of four killings attributed to the gang. He made a full confession, and search began for persons who had been aiding them. T --J I .. .v s s 4 . Secretary of the Navy Swanson pinning a special congressional medal on Admiral Richard E. Byrd for the contribution he, with other members of the second Byrd antarctic expedition, which ended in 1935, made to science. Th-- other members of the expedition received similar awards. Looking on are Admiral William Leahy, center, and William C. Haines, non-residen- ts. meteorologist. tyiwutui IV. JicktUtd SUMMARIZES THE WORLDS WEEK Western Newspaper Union. Davis Sent to Brussels H. DAVIS is on his way XJ ORMAN to Brussels, Belgium, as head of the American delegation to a conference of the signatories of the nine - power treaty which, the optimists hope, will put an end to the warfare between Japan and China. More realistic observers of the course of events have no such expectation, for the pact has no teeth and the conferees can do little except talk. Associated with Mr. Davis, the administrations roving ambassador, are Dr. Stanley K. Hornbeck and Pierrepont Moffat as advisers. Robert T. Pell is the press officer and C. E. Bohlen is secretary of the delegation. Before sailing for Europe the delegates received instructions from President Roosevelt and Secretary of State Hull, but these were not revealed to the public. The invitation to the conference was issued by the Belgian government at the request of the British government and with the approval of the government of the United China and Japan are both States. signatories to the treaty. The former accepted the invitation to the Brussels meeting, but it was believed Japan would not be represented there. Champion Crooks. to turn up with a champion of something. They arrested a man on suspicion of burglary and forgery and organizing a training school for juvenile criminals and first one little thing and then another. Surely that would seem to be career enough, but this party had additional claims to recognition. He admitted he had been sentenced to forty-nin- e terms in various jails and penitentiaries, which in itself would seem to constitute an international record, and said that in forty-thre- e of these cases he had been paroled. He didnt explain how the big hearted parole boards failed to turn him loose before he finished those remaining six sentences. It must be profound regret to the e boys in Alcatraz and other homes conducted by the federal government that, owing to the cruel refusal of Uncle Sam to go into the paroling business on a wholesale basis, none of them, however ambitious, has a chance to equal this splendid showing. TRUST California bide-a-we- Nazi Influence. with a friend just been IVE fromtalking Germany. In old days, I liked Germany as a land flowing with gemuetlich and good beer and a superior line of liverwurst. I wonder whether Id like it so well now. Because this fellow says every minute everybody must give the Nazi salute and say, Heil, Hitler! If a citizen wants his eggs fried, he says first to the wuitep, Heil, If he wants em turned Hitler! over, he says it twice once for each egg. Theres a swastika flag flying over practically every house. Absence of a swastika flag signifies that the folks who used to live there are now in the hoosegow for failing to fly same. My friend may have exaggerated somewhat, but, I think, not much, because while talking we came abreast of a Leiderkranz cheese in a delicatessen store window and involuntarily he said, Heil, Hitler! Labor Peace Parley n EADERS in the American of Labor and the C. I. O. gathered in Washington for a conference designed to end the warfare between those divi-o- f organized in America. T Fed-eratio- Some Nominating Barkley. CANVASSES show Senate Leader Alben Barkley gaining as a possible Democratic nominee in 1940. Its high time we had somebody from Paducah for President. For a hundred and fifty-od- d years this republic has fooled along without one of our local boys sitting up there in the White House, writing messages to congress condemning the use of sugar in cornbread and proclaiming that, if any traitor dares to pull down fried catfish, shoot him on the spot. With Alben on the job, well not only have homegrown statesmanship d in job lots, but oratory, which, by comparison, would make Patrick Henry seem like a man suffering from tongue-tie- d chapped lips. For A1 can talk an hour and never use the same word twice or the letter r once. silver-throate- IRVIN S. COBB. -- WNU Servlet. I of them thought the negotiations might result in an early settlement of their disputes or at least a truce. Neither President Green nor John L. Lewis ventured any Prediction as to the feecy.Perkins outcome of the de. liberations. Some students of labor politics were inclined to think peace was not yet in sight and could not be brought about without the removal of Green from the A. F. of L. presidency and the elimination of Lewis from consideration for that post. Their suggestion was that peace might be negotiated eventually by replacing Green with some such labor figure as Charles P. Howard, president of the International Typographical union, or Edward F. McGrady, former assistant secretary of labor and now Radio Corporation labor relations chief, and by giving industrial union groups stronger representation in shaping the federations policies. President Roosevelt displayed active interest in the labor controversy and received Secretary of Labor Perkins at his Hyde Park home, where for three hours they dis- - AST of the big G-m- en Boogy Do you know statisticians claim the automobile has actually cut down the deaths from old age in this country? Woogy Hows that? Prevents I suppose? Boogy No, not that so much, but fewer people escape to reach old age. over-exertio- n, A scientist says that fish shrink after death. Not when its an angler who lands them. k Schools Out Divorce Rule Stands HURCH laws against remarriage cussed the subject. The restoration of harmony in labors ranks is conof divorced persons by Episcosidered of great importance to the clergymen stand unchanged for pal administration for both economic at least three years. Proposed liband political reasons. eralization of the rule was defeated k by the house of deputies of the Straus Heads Housing church at the general convention in ATHAN STRAUS of New York Cincinnati. The deputies voted to city was named administrator continue for another three years the of the $526,000,000 federal housing commission on marriage and diprogram by President Roosevelt. vorce. He is the son of the late Nathan The defeated proposal would have Straus, philanthropist, and has been permitted bishops to allow Episcoconnected with the housing work in pal clergymen to solemnize marNew York. His appointment was riage of persons, who were divorced considered a victory for Senator for any cause, after study of each Wagner over Secretary Ickes who case. K wanted Howard Gray of the PWA named. Mine Disaster "'OAL gas exploded In the Mulga Arkansas Picks Miller mine in Alabama 12 miles from TOE ROBINSONS successor as Birmingham, and the lives of 33 J senator .from Arkansas will be miners were snuffed out. Five hunCongressman John E. Miller, Demo- dred men were at work in the mine crat, for he defeated Gov. Carl G. at the time, but fortunately the exBailey in the special election by an plosion was four miles from the enimpressive majority. The Republi- trance. The blast was the first cans had no candidate. Miller has since the operation of the mine was been a rather lukewarm supporter taken over by the Woodward Iron of the New Deal in congress. company, large producers of merchant iron in Birmingham. However, 56 men had been killed at Airliner Wrecked; 19 Dead Mulga in former years. k C MASHING against Hayden peak, in the Uinta mountains of Utah, Still American a big transcontinental airliner of "Lindy" the United Air Lines was totally DUMORS that Col. Charles A wrecked and its passengers and Lindbergh was planning to be- -' a British subject seem to be come 19 crew, numbering persons, were killed. The debris was sighted by false, for he has just accepted a scout planes some 10,000 feet up the five year renewal of his commission mountainside, but efforts of rescue in the United States army air corps. parties to reach the scene were Army officers expressed the belief privately he would not have rehampered by heavy snow. newed his air corps tie if he intended changing his allegiance. The airman has retained his military Special Session Called status since his graduation in 1925 CONGRESS was called in session to start No- from the air corps flying school at vember 15, and immediately after- Kelly field, Texas. k ward President Roosevelt explained in a fireside chat Palestine Terrorism over the radio the DRITISH military authorities took necessity for this as stern measures to suppress the he sees it. Report- violence in Palestine, but apparing cheerfully on his ently without success. The Arabs western trip, he out- continued their attacks on the Jewlined the legislative ish and buildings and in people program which he Jerusalem began using bombs. declared the AmerGen. A. P. Wavell, commander of ican people need to the 10,000 British troops in Palespromote prosperity. tine, ordered the homes of Arab These are the five terrorists burned, following the demeasures he said struction of Kalandia airport, near should be passed with an estimated loss of Lydda, without delay: $50,000. Crop production control to build If this sort of keeps up, an farm program so Great Britain is thingto make Palthat in the long run prices will be estine a crown likely instead of colony a more stable. mandate. Wage and hour standards to k make millions of our lowest paid Battle at Shanghai workers actual buyers of billions of Big dollars of industrial and farm prod- CHANGHAI was witnessing the ucts. fiercest battle of the war. Land and air forces of Regional planning to conserve natural resources, prevent floods and both sides were fighting furiously produce electric power for general and the casualties were piling up use. hour by hour. The Chinese were Government reorganization to pro- making a great e for vide Twentieth century machin- which they had massed men and ery to make the democratic proc- guns about the city. The Japanese ess work more efficiently. were ready for the attack, and desStronger antitrust laws in further- perately battled to turn back their ance of a low price policy which foes. Observers described the d encourages the widest possible fighting as that of madmen, especially in the Chinese quarter. -- u Professor Now if I were to be flogged, what would that be? 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