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Show SOUTH CACHE COURIER The Cop Had a Test for the Cowhoy Temptation taxi driver, in a city ignored a red crossing signal, threater ed the traffic policemans knees, missed a street island by a hair, and just grazed a loaded bus, all in one mad dash. The policeman hailed him with a shrill blast from his whistle, then strolled over to the taxi, pulling a big handkerchief from his hip pocket en route. he growled, Listen, cowboy! on the way back Ill drop this and see if you can pick it up with your teeth while in full tilt. If youre the real thing, O.K. Else Montreal Star. you get a ticket! A hard-drivin- mid-we- g st 'T'O RESIST temptation once OUR COMIC SECTION THE FEATHERHEADS is not a sufficient proof of honesty. If a servant, indeed, were to resist the continued temptation of silver lying in a window when he is sure his master does not know how much there is of it, he would give strong proof of honesty. But this is a proof to which you have no right to put a man. There is a desree of temptation which will overcome any virtue. Now, in so far as you approach temptation to a man, you do him an injury; and, if he is overcome, you share his guilt. Dr. Johnson. Total Loss By Orbome Westers Nfwspiper Untoit Men Without Countries Ask Me Another Another Man Without a Country" has bobbed up. He is George Volkoff, an exiled Russian aboard the British steamship Baron Blytheswood. After tramping about Europe for 11 years in a vain effort to find a country willing to adopt him, Volkoff boarded the Baron Blytheswood in Poland. That was more than a year ago. He has since visited many lands, but nowhere can he find a country to call his own. Nor is Volkoff the only man without a country. The ships of many nations are now plying the seas with stowaways aboard who have no country. The captains are as anxious to get rid of most of them as the men are to leave, but as matters stand, the sea which has provided them with sanctuary may also be their grave. Detroit Free Press. Beil Syndicate. In what zone do the trade winds blow? 2. What is meant by the gloaming? 3. In printing, what is a font? 4. What is a virtuoso? 5. Of what is gingham made? 6. Where was Gilead? 7. What does anthropoid mean? 8. About how long was a cubit? 9. Into what body of water does the Ganges flow? 10. In music, what is a triad? 11. Was Lafayette ever captured in battle? 12. Did women vote in some states before the Federal amendment granted them suffrage? Answers The torrid. 2. Dusk. 3 A complete assortment of type of a particular kind. 4. A master, in some art. ' 1. Let a man overcome anger by love, let him overcome evil by good; let him overcome the greedy by liberality, the liar by truth! For hatred does not cease by hatred at any time; hatred ceases by love. Buddha. 5. Cotton. 6. East of So H-- T ACKTuALLy cAUGWT A WIFE? 1V4' CULPRIT IN LooTlN LI BERRY ThT ACT o' are certain things a THERE has to put up with and be a good sport. 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