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Show SOUTH CACHE COURIER. HYRUM, UTAH Diplomacy Not Small Girls Strong Point The time was an autumn afternoon. the place was at an East side drug store end the characters were two women and a little girl. The conversation which was being carried on over their soda glasses had drifted to the fact that Rev. Mr. Blank had been at the home of Mrs. Jones the day before for lunch. The conversation ran thus: I would sure hate to be the wife of a minister." exclaimed Mrs. Smith. Dont spose Id like it, either, said Mrs. Jones. Do you think a minister would have me for a wife? asked Mrs. Smith, turning to the child, who was Mrs. Jones' little daughter. I expect he would, replied the little girl. The ministers aren't supposed to pick the pretty ones. Indianapolis News. Sweeter Childrens stomachs sour, and need Keep their systems an anti-aciI sweet with Phillips Milk of Magnesia When tongue or breath tells of acid condition correct it with a spoonful of rhiilips. Most men and women have by this universal been comforted more mothers should insweetener voke its aid for their children. It is a neutralizes pleasant thing to take, yet more acid than the harsher things too often employed for the purpose. No household should be without it. rhiilips is the genuine, preserlp-tionn- l product physicians endorse for general use; the name is important. Milk of Magnesia has been the U. S. registered trade mark of the Charles II. Phillips Chemical Co. and its predecessor Charles H. Phillips since 1875. This Mother Hanfords Balsam of Myrrh A Heeling Antiseptic All dealers. m FINNEY OF THE FORCE Quick Relief! A pleasant, effective ayrup 35c and 60c sizes. And t ft ternaliy , use PISOS Throat and Chest Salve, 35c. A Very Nice Recommendation The Exception It takes some brains Sweedlepipe to succeed in society. Tweedlepunch Why, you always seem to get on well enough. As a rule, milk Is about the best food for children, but there are times when they are much better off wfthout it. It should always be left off when children show by feverish, fretful or cross spells, by bad breath, coated tongue, sallow skin, Indigestion, biliousness, etc., that their stomach and bowels are out of order. In cases like this, California Fig Syrup never fails to work wonders, by the quick and gentle way it removes all the souring waste which is causing the trouble, regulates the stomach and bowels and gives these organs tone and strength so they continue to act normally of their own accord. Children love its rich, fruity flavor and its purely vegetable and harmless, even for babies. Millions of mothers have proved Its merit and reliability in over 50 years of steadily Increasing use. A Western mother, Mrs. May Snavely, Montrose, California, says: My little girl, Ednas, tendency to constipation was a problem to me until I began giving her California Fig Syrup. It helped her right away and soon her stomach and bowels were acting perfectly. Since then Ive never had to have any advice about her bowels. I have also used California Fig Syrup with my little boy, with equal success. To be sure of getting the genuine, which physicians endorse, always ask for California Fig Syrup by the full a am a. Vain Effort Senator King of Utah, at a dinner in Washington said of a political scandal : It gets worse and worse, and the efforts of tiipse men to clear themselves only soil them more. It reminds me of the Munich butcher. An American lady said to Women are saying: Pinkhama Compound keeps me fit to do my work. I was nervous and all run down. Now I eat better and sleep ' better . It helped my thirteen year old daughter. I took it before and after my baby was bom. I am gaining every day. him : And that there Evidently Hit First Voice (in the dark) May I kiss One Way Bobby and Billy were playing with the new kitten. Their mother heard the poor little thing mewing pitifully so she Investigated. She found Bobby holding the front paws and Billy the back paws, each boy pulling as hard as he could. Mother stopped this and questioned the boys. Well, mother, we were just trying to make a cat out of It," said Bobby. What Will you do TRV OUT A FEU) GOOD JOKES THE FIRST SK&4 OF OUD A 59 IS WHEAJ.D0CM3 A CONVERSATIONAL 1JDLL AT A PARTY, THE BEST YOU CAM OFFER INcTiCS ROWADAS PAT vfy s flosr Children Cry you can assure me. then, is no horse meat in these sausages? Lady," said the butcher earnestly, I can assure you that there's no meat of any kind In them. you? Complete silence. Voice You wouldnt get angry If I kissed you, would you? Answer My goodness! Do you want me to promise not to bite? When your County Agents Wanted Mr We want reliable men in evttr county. Tremendous demand. Satiaiac tory coauniadosi. Write ior detail!. rJUCTR! ,lj il tSCtlilLtoa Consolidated Electrical Iudostrlea, Iiae. First National Bank Buijdiaff Detroit, Michigan RADIO SET BUILDERS. Our prices P. O. B. Seattle beat eastern catalog prices. Our merchandise Is standard and complete. No Job lota Fastest service. Wedel Company. Seattle, Washington. established 1888. the Pacific Coasts higgest parts jobbers of kits. sets, parts, consoles, tubes and accessories. PATENTS lawyar, 124 dk Ely Whlnyf HAIR BALSAM Removes J "C r? Restores Color and to Gray and Faded Han Beauty 40c. $1.00 at and Druggists. FLOREST0N SH AMPOO- Meal for use in the connection with Parker's Hair Balsam. Makes dnr-cist- s. hair soft and fluffy. 60 cents by mall or at N. Chemical Works, Patchogue, Hiscox THE FELLOW - UlHO dormers the society MARKET CAM ALUIAVS mu a good stsrv IT'S A I ISAWEATriEQCEPOEroEA " CQoP SORVEV PARLOP ESSENTIAL . f in Defective Speech Many educators have held that stuttering is an evidence of psychopathic and that traits in the mental make-up- , the child who stutters is handicapped in his educational progress. But according to recent tests made by Dr. Elizabeth D. McDowell of Columbia university, the fault of stuttering in a pupil carries with It no lessening of ability. Doctor McDowell experimented with 7,138 school children, making tests to indicate the comparative standing In intelligence of stutterers and nonstutters, school achievement, emotional adjustment, physical fitness, and various speech defects. She found that the stuttering pupil had as high Intellectual capacities os the normal child, that his vocabulary is Just as good, and that physically he is better off. It was even found that a stuttering child could rattle off e peas many words in a riod as anyone else. three-minut- Burros Out of Business The burro was once one of the institutions of the West, but now In many sections, particularly In the Southwest, the animal has been thrown into the discard. Once they were valued burden bearers, but now they have been abandoned, as their work is done by the automobile. They have been set at large in many ine stances by their owners, and roaming in small bands they have become a nuisance. They enter the smaller towns at night and, besides annoying the residents with their noise, they do considerable damage to crops and other property In their search for food. The town of Santa Fe in New Mexico for a while employed a man to bill wandering burros. one-tim- Periscopes for Trainmen Trainmen on an electric line in England are to use periscopes to view the track ahead and behind. Heretofore the men have looked out through sights projecting from the side of the car, but with the enlargement of the cars recently,' this practice became dangerous in going through tunnels, and the periscope has been substituted for the sights. Theatrical, Yes, Burlesque Ethel And would you say his proposal was theatrical In a way, my dear? Mabel Well, I suppose I could say It was theatrical In a way it was burlesque, you know. World's Dark Ages Historians differ as to tte exact period known as the Dark ages. It Is generally believed to comprise the earlier centuries of the Middle ages, a period of probably about 700 years Hallam regards the Dark ages ns be ginning with the Sixth century and ending with the Fifteenth. He Yes, dear. She Well, the other girls havent missed much. Saw the Light Early Christianity was adopted In sinia in the Fourth century. If people succeed in making you happy, they want you to be noisy' about It. 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