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Show ovroxrt CACKti CUUK1KK. HYKUM, UTAH DRAFT FROM THE NORTH fuTiiTa.'K: . ciever check raiser, believed to bo one of Trine which is in part responsibleinfor the check so million dollar toll each year fronds, recently was apprehended in trying to cash a check for $26,148.58 which he had raised from $48.58. obtained the check of a prominent Detroit in payment for a Liberty Bond, and raised the amount so skillfully that the bank nn which it was drawn actually certified the .mount1 Had he not tried later to draw the would have got rash ali at one time,is he now serving ten to He oway with it. twenty years in Columbus. Ohio, penitentiary. why are you sneezing so?" draft on me from the north this morning and It must have given me a cold. Bach Depositor Insured by The Hartford and Protected by Burns r't,r !My, Got a Long-Rang- Well manage, Depositors need $50,-000,00- 0. Doctor Ive I That's Stretching It. Did any of you fellows lose a roll of bills with a rubber band around It?" Chorus of voices : "I did." Well, I found the rubber." was a dainty young thing, N dressed in the latest fashion, and as she tripped Into the room the office boy gasped, then grinned as she came to a standstill before him. Could you tell me if Mr. Jenkins is in? she asked. The boy nodded and pointed vaguely over his shoulder at the open door. The girl hesitated for a moment. "Do you know if he Is engaged? she Inquired. ' The boy looked astonished. "Engaged? he almost shouted. "Engaged Why, hes married and got two kids 1" 1 Reason for Not Hearing. Didnt you hear about It?" No." But It happened In your .WHAT HE TOOK neighbor-hood.- " and address on a post card or in a r and we will mail free and postpaid, a sample copy of wya INtiiiiC I know let-te- Mechanics Popular MAGAZINE flie most wonderful magazine published. 160 page and 400 picture every month, that will entertain every member of the family. It contains interesting and instructive articles on the Home, Farm, Shop and Office the newest developments in Radio, Aviation, Automobile and Garage. Each issue contains something to interest everybody. We do not employ subscription solicitors so you will not be urged to subscribe and you are not obligating yourself in the least in asking for a tree sample copy. We gladly send it to prospective readers. If you like it you can buy a copy every month from any newsdealer or send us 13.00 for one year. your subscription Mechanics Company Popular 4 E. Ontario CHICAGO, ILL. Stmt. 200-21- Popular Mechanics building is drooled but my wifes been away." exclusively to the production of this great magazine. Something for Husband. Halloa ! why are you rushing about like this?" Tm trying to get something for my husband. Had any offers? Hyrum State Bank REPARTEE UTAH - - Send Ug You? SAY HE WAS! She come to tell you, air, rule to believe only half of what hear. up-to-d- HYRUM, SHOULD that you are the father of twins. Father Well, doctor, I make It a screams the fairly This loss is prsAentable. crime. And in addiAnd we give our depos-itorf- e tion to every other prepositive protection caution Positive ProIn the front of each tec t i o n Insurance, check book is the Hart for your bank account. Wont you let us tell you more of this service this positive protection we give to our depositors? It will be a pleasure. 0 s The Usual Discount. ford insurance policy. On each check appear the words Insured and Protected by Burns. No crook would even attempt to tamper with such a check. The paper itself, at the first attempt a t alteration never fear check raisers. For every depositor in our bank is covered by an insurance policy up to $1000 against loss through fraudulent alteration. Last year check frauds exceeded by and by. To loosen up the radio To let them testify. We Give You Free Insurance as an Added Service Our Work. e When witnesses Prosecutor Did you see him take his departure? Witness Ah neber seen him take nothin', sah, but his valise. Kl Hi I I The Lost Light. Sweetheart, the wintry skies are cold and gray From all life loved apart, The lost, dear lights makes desolate the day. Sweetheart! SweetheartI Sweetheart Outing Clothing 1 Lemon Youre a fresh young tiling I Miss Peach Go on, youre a sour old maid! FOR Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Occupational Disease. VACATION I only kissed her on the cheek; It seemed a simple frolic; But I was sick in bed a week They called It painters colic. w Hi DAYS m a? f w AT Thatcher Clothing Co. MAIN STREET 31 UTAH LOGAN, Opinion Reserved. Well, how do you like your new Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi mistress, Mary?" Cant tell yet. Theyre always on their best behavior the first few days. Llmlted to One Volume. First Lady I can read my band like a book. Second Lady Then be careful to stick to your own library, my dear. Indeed Yes. Wouldnt It be nice to meet George at such a time!" What do you mean such a time?" "Dinner time. Life. At the Ticket Window. Is this seat near the stage? Yes, madam, If It were any nearer, youd have to be In the play yourself. Jam &Jelly Making now an exact science Fresh Fruits are Plentiful Composer of The Rosary The Ethelbert Nevin composed Rosary." He was born In VIneacre, near Pittsburgh, Pa., In 1862. He began to attract attention when ten years old by his excellent piano playing and when he was twelve he was sent to Dresden, Germany, to study. After returning from Germany he n settled In Boston and became a teacher and concert player, but In 1893 the charm of Europe, esrepecially Italy, was too strong to he were seven next the years and sisted, spent abroad, says the Detroit News. The Influence of southern Europe Is very evident in the dreamy, romantic tone of much of his later music. In 1900 he became a music instructor at Yale university and was in this work when stricken with heart failure. He died in 1901. Few modern composers have excelled Nevin in perfection of melody, critics say. While The Rosary Is his masterpiece, Narcissus has received no small amount of popularity. Other by Nevin are Water compositions Day in Venice and Twas Sketches, well-know- ! for Use the short making jam and jelly with Berries, Cherries, Peaches and other fruits in season. You will find they are the best jams and jellies you ever tasted. Certo is sold by grocers everywhere or sent postpaid for 35 cents. CERTO-Proce- ss 1 MINUTE'S BOILING OF FRUIT 2 POUNDS With 3 POUNDS OF SUGAR 4 OUNCESOFCERTO makes 5 POUNDS OF JAM Wrapped with every bottle is a recipe booklet which tells the story. DougIas-Pe3i- n Corporation 24 Granite Bldg., Rochester, N. Y. (Sure ell) No reason now her tongue to tell That sad old story "It did not jell Her jams now perfetfl jelly, too She uses CERTO so should you 1 April. Queered. Lawyer Well, what shall we ask for trial by judge or jury? Client Take the Judge, Doc. Ive done plumbing for nearly everybody In this town. Colonel. n BETTER CALLED A HOP Round Trip GO TO Summer Excursion ALLEN BROS. Fares FOR YOUR Union Pacific System To POINTS EAST Daily May 22nd to September 15th 7VPOINTS WEST Daily May 15 to September 30th Limits October 31st Stopoers-- Di verse Routes Consult Local Agents for further details , D. S. SPENCER General Passenger Agent Salt Lake City First Frog Do you think we should advertise our club dance? Second Frog By all means, but hadnt we better call It a hop? Making It Clear tltanotherild has arrived In this country from Asia. That didn't mean kind-l- v anything to us until the scientists explained that a tltanotherild Is I perissodactyl upulate. Cleveland Plain Dealer. A Keeping to the Point This train goes to Buffalo Porter and points east. Old Lady Well, I want a train that care gets to Syracuse, and I dont Econwhich way It points. Dry Goods jj omist General Merchandise Dry Goods, Groceries SHOES Gents Furnishings and Notions HYRUM, UTAH 8 u 1 |