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Show i poor copys SOUTH CACHE COURIER. HYKUM, UTAH 17? T tS. .. ,- -- rvy, .,4- rAi .. .. k. - - JL u hTm ; -- . -- . 1li ,. - ,,r EASY TO DISTINGUISH jij J JVj I S 7, - 's0 .rCx r V;- 4 7 ; : - u - - - F, v -- Even One Unfamiliar With Music Could Tell the Difference by Listening Close. S - ' ;, J- Two gentlemen from away back In the big sticks sat one night in a St. Louis cabaret and listened to the A No. 1 jazz chortling of a orchestra. One of the gentlemen displayed a lively interest in the music being produced; from time to time he een beat a lively accompaniment with his feet. Ilis companion displayed no such interest; he actually appeared bored He apparently by the proceedings. could not understand the city's peculiar music. At last he said to his friend: Hill, whut tune is it them birds hev been playin all evening? Tune! You pore snorted Dill. prune; theyve played a millyun tunes. Cant you tell one tune frum another? Gosh, no. They all sound alike to me. How do you tell em apart? Youre so blame smart. . Iluh! Why dont you listen close? i'ome of em are a heap longer than the St. Louis others 3 v-r-i first-clas- -V fc -- YpcST v "' ; -- ' ' ., ,. hf.S - v;r il;i J - . 1 This will be the greatest livestock, agricultural, niachinery, industrial and educational exhibit ever held in the west. s, m m inter-mounta- fa in Keener rivalry between counties and private exhibitors than ever before is assured. The Fair grounds have been completely made ov'r and beautified for the convenience and comfort of visitors. J Y! e ir Hundreds of daily attractions including free band concerts, horse races, automobile races, a thrilling aer.ai circus and other stunts more numerous and varied than ever before. hair-raisin- g Everybods going. Pack your grip and join the crowd Are Corns a Luxury? When is a luxury tax? Representa- tive Aaron ft,.-- 1 &7- - ' Kreider tells this story: went into a restaurant and ordered a plate of ice cream, and when she came' to pay she had a check for lo cents and 2 cents was added to it. She asked: What does that 2 cents mean? Well, she was told, 15 cents for your ice cream and 2 cents luxury tax. She paid it, and then she walked across (he street to the drug store and asked for a corn plaster, and she got a check for 10 cents, and 1 cent added. She said. What is the 1 cent for? That is the luxury lax. Well, she said, this is the first time I ever knew that corns were a luxury. Now that is the way it goes. There are a great many things to be considered in discussing tax propositions; From the Nations Business. S. A woman . J A WEEK OF WONDERS j I Kr& ho "'S 'via it s, Iost-Dispatc- Daily Features Aplenty AMf W44b W0r TU?JES H ' BEST OF HUMOR Might Bo Buy Something Made of Copper good slogan for eveiy person to adopt. The great copper mines of the west are closed due to an oversupply of copper which swamped the market when the war ended. Inferior substitutes were used in all countries during the war in place of copper because red metal was demanded for war purposes. Following the war foreign orders failed to materialize due to the while domestic money situation, orders withheld for various buyers reasons. As a result mines could not parry the burden of unsold copper indefinitely and continue to operate. , The price of copper is lower today than it has been for many years. Innumerable articles for household necessities or decoration are made of copper. , If every family would buy a single inexpensive article each month, made of copper, a demand for millions of pounds monthly would be Western mines would created. soon and tens of thousands of men would resume work. Buy something made of Copper and help in the revival of this great employing industry. That is a . re-op- en Dr. D. D. TEBBS DENTIST Office Ericssons Ship. at Elite Hall, Hyrum Office Phone 163. traveler in Norway has been look- Res. Phone 17. two at the in one ancient ing Office closed Wednesday afternoons. ships A fi " y: The Best Ones Never Do. How was the lecture? Fine. It didnt last more than forty minutes. That Fellow Had Luck! y YOU HEAR SOME SAY OF THE MAN THAT SUCCEEDS Facts will say: It was good judgment, not luck that made him save money7 for bis start. eye-sigh- Our Savings Department paying 4 per cent interest affords YOU an equal opportunity. Hyrum State Bank UTAH HYRUM. - Q. . :z Z&.. Xa. A rV.llA '.In n Our Fall Lines of Dr. F. Piece Goods, and all Kinds of Ladies and Gents Furnishings, Notions, Etc. HAVE ARRIVED We are Now Ready to Serve You Stock of We always carry an GENERAL MERCHANDISE up-to-da- te ALLEN BROS. HYRUM. UTAH S K3S JOB PRINTING at this office Parkinson U HQitlQR BIRTHDAY OF BUDDHA Apnropriate Ceremonies Held April 8 Wherever His Devout Followers Had Their Abode. - . 000000K0 of which Lief Ericsson may havf reached the western world five cen furies before Columbus. The ancient pagan custom that foam buried the craft of the sea hero preHis Flight served the galleys away in the soil of Money cant do everything. I know "that, but all I want to do Norway, thanks to a covering of potters clay, and' a Twentieth-centurare the things that money can do. farmer discovered the second one. The savants looked it over, and dated it These Troublesome Times. Knicker What is the matter with from the Ninth century, contemporary with the adventurous Ericsson, possithe world? bly his own ship. Docker Unrest, arrest and rest. About seventy feet long, the vessel is shaped not unlike a double pointed Horrib.e Death. How does a hairdresser end his rowboat, flat and low, with forked uprights for 15 pairs of oars, and the days? comentional dragon carved on bow He curls up and dies. t Normal ize your and stern. bv using proper glasses. Under the floor are the compartEntirely Logical. doubtless the where ments voyagers do Why jou call th.t performing Exact correction will in- Hes a dog star, aint stored their provisions. poodle Sirius? sure this. he, now? The Stage Today. CALL ON Alfred Noyes, who is conducting a A Good Many Like Him. ' I read that book you illusFriend strong campaign for the purification B. trated. Artist I didnt. How did of the drama, said in a recent address: In Fifth avenue the other day I the illustrations fit? OPTOMETRIST saw a .crowd assembled before a hairdressers shop window. The window Then She Does. Office Over Utah Power & I.ight Co contained a wax presentation, fife size, Does jour wife drive the car? a of young lady about to enter her Only when Im at the wheel. UTAH LOGAN, hath. .As I turned disgustedly awaj : I heard a young man say Needs Ail of Them. 'Why, this hairdiesser has stolen Jolinnj- Ia, "hat is a philosopher? the plot of at least six of Broadways !F Ia A man with a good liver, heart, forthcoming plays. lie is hound to be sued right and left for p'agiarism. stomach and hank account. The birthday of Gautama, founder of Buddhism and the original Buddha, believed to be April 8, was celebrated throughout Japan, India and wherever there are Buddhists. The first record of rhe observance in Japan of April 8 as the birthday of the Buddha was in the days of the Emperor Ninmyo in 824 A. D. The statues of the Buddha throughout Japan were bathed in the holy water called amacha, which is warm water and hydrangea sap. Each worshiper poured a dipperful of amacha over the Buddhas head. If he was suffering from any sort of illness, he rubbed the ear, eye or other part of the statue corresponding to the part of his body which was affected and then with the same hand rubbed his own body. Perhaps one of the most elaborate of religious festivals held in Japan this jear was that of the 1,300th anniversary of the death of Shotoku Taishi, the first imperial advocate of the spread of Buddhism, Shotoku Taishi was regent for his aunt, the Empress Suiko, hut his most common familiar title is The Constantine of Japanese Buddhism. The ceremonies were performed with the rites observed in the Seventh century, !slii died. when. Shotoku r SHIRTS Substituted. So you have taken to carrying around a monkey! This is going too . far yor lijeff Dressed ! $!$ Well, you never ifjoi anywhere with me, was his wifes somewhat ambiguous retort. By All Means. Fond Mother We are undecided now whether to let Doris take lessons Which in painting or in singing. would yon advise? The Man Next Door Painting, by all means. 7jen Comfortable! I'll Say They Are I Cut on liberal lines that insure freedom and comfort. The colors are fasts designs exclusive. I tell you fellows, you cant beat 'em. JUST TRY THEM When anyone has offended me, 1 try to raise my soul so high that the offense cannot reach it. Descartes. Too many men make strenuous efforts to get a liberal share of something that doesnt helonsr to them. State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas County, ss. Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County arid State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum ot ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and eveiy ase of Catarrh that cannot be cured by ihe use of HAULS CATARRH FRANK J. CIIENEY. MEDICINE. Sworn 10 before me and subscribed in my piesoi.ee, tins Gth day of December, A. W. GLEASON, A. D lS.su. ; (Seali Notary Public. 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