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Show SOUTH CACHE COURIER YyyyimYfyrvwwrrv Hotieyimiooini oy rate in CHAPTER I o Nonsense, Bryn said briskly. Tubby looked up. His pink cheeks sagged. His mouth drooped. He would have been the if picture of is yellow hair had not dejection Insisted on standing on end. But he thought he was the picture of extreme dejection. Look here, e he said in a . 11 Word for the Fool Who Is Unafraid Feu? nJl " . There Is something to be said for the fool who steps in where angels fear to tread. At least he learns a lesson which will make him les of a fool than he was before. The man who never makes a mistake never makes anything worth while. It is far better to appear ridiculous a few times and thereby Is gain valuable experience, than it to hide all our lives behind a false modesty, and while maintaining an outward appearance of wisdom, remain fools to our dying day. Probably Blake had this thought In If the fool mind when he wrote; would persist in his folly he would O. T. Miller. become wise. Little Copyright by Frances Shelley Wees WNU Service worthy himself might be engineering this beautiful mix-up- ? Did it? I cant say that it did. All this talking hes been doing about her. What did he tell you about her for In the first place? Oh, I know he said it was an interesting case, but that was just to get you listening. And now hes gone away just when she puts in her appearance. It all looks pretty funny to me. Didnt you think It was an Interesting case. Tubby? Well, if it was a case, yes. Certainly. Of course. I thought myself it was Interesting. But you notice I didnt get all wrought up about it and start hanging around to get a look at the girl, and even if I had I wouldnt even dream of stepping into a game like this and marrying her myself. (TO BE CONTINUED) PERMISSION REFUSED A little village in Northumberland is noted as being the site of an ancient battle, and the historian on holiday was collecting a little information on the spot from a local inhabitant. And this is the scene of the fight, I Weeks Supply of Postum Free suppose? said the learned man. Read the offer made by the Postum No, sir, replied the villager; it were on top of that there hill. Company in another part of this paNow, I wonder why they fought up per. They will send a full weeks supthere? Can you tell me why the batply of health giving Postum free to tle wasnt in this field? anyone who writes for it. Adv. Well, sir, said the local gravely, it be Farmer Giles field, and e be so Events Move Forward mean e wont even lend it for village The grand current of events runs London Answers Magazine. The not downward or backward. sports. spirit within tlie rapid wheels of IN THE FAMILY time turning them this way and that, still moves them forward and to ; blessed ends. KO: AND THE THINGS THAT MAKE HOME CANNING RIGHT EDGE ARE U.S. ROYAL PE-K- Deborah Great Adventure JAR RUBBERS. NOTHING ELSE CAN SEAL FLAVOR PE: IT CERTAINLY IS Enters a WORTH Dont you little boy? No. There know its wrong to IN SO TIGHT DO- ...AND ING HOME CANNING RIGHT. fight, THEIR TWO BIG LIF3 MAKE IT CHILD'S PLAY TO MAKE OR BREAK THE SEAL aint a Pacifist In our - family. Long Sentences to Prisoner, have you anythin say? Assuredly, your honor. I desire to state without reserve or circumlocution, that the penalty imposed should be in keeping or, as it were, commensurate with my station in life, which has hitherto been one of no inconsiderable importance." Well, you seem to have a liking for long sentences. Ten years." Candid said the Sunday school teacher, it is our duty to do acts of kindness to others. Johnny, have you done anything lately to make some one happy? Yes, answered Johnnie, I went to see my aunt, and spent two days with her. She said she was happy to see me start for home. Now boys, The Overhead HONEYMOON MOUNTAIN by ' rent for this beautiful apartment? Yes, but Im going to move. Good gracious, what has come over you? An opera singer. Answers Frances Shelley Wees OUR NEWEST SERIAL Good Example Far up in the mountains of the Pacific d Coast, in the otmosphere of a secluded estate, the lovely, unsophisticated Deborah had been reared. Instead of marrying the fortune -- hunting suitor What is vour name? Freshie Jule, sir. Registrar You should say Julius. (To next boy) What is your name? Billious, sir. START READING THIS A Proven Canard Customer I dont want your crackers; they tell me the mice are always running over them. Grocer That aint so; why, the cat sleeps in the barrel every night. named by her family, the offered another man $50,000 to act as substitute for one year to satisfy the stipulation of a will. But he fell in love with herl FINE STORY NOW UNITED STATES RUBBER COMPANY State! Rubber Products, be. 1790 Broadway, New York, N. 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WRONG CALLING Rare Books and Documents Are Owned by the State Law Library of Michigan Tlie State Law library has become a treasure house of books and docuBryn, ments accumulate through the years voice, you cant go through with it. I wont let and now has a collection valued at you. Thats final. tut-tut- , Bryn responded amiably, approximately $000,000, according to e pressed a bell on the mantelpiece, Mrs. Grace McClure, state librarian, urch, bland and serene, opened the writes a Lansing, Mich., correspondent door noiselessly. looked at him iff the Detroit Free Press. Bryn in the mirror. She has been studying catalogues A cocktail, Burch, for Mr. Forbes, and reports of museums in an attempt terhaps you might put a little pepper-oin- t to discover just how much paper in It He is a little profits the state has made on volumes he faint shadow of a upset originally purchased for a few dollars. smile hovered over Burchs The library contains what Mrs. Mcimpassive lips. And for yourself, sir? Clure terms probably the most com-k yon D0, 7hthe way, Burch, plete collection of legal opinions of T belnS married this American courts gathered by any lievening. There was a moment of It contains virtually every dead still- - brary. I8 lf even the waves had halted in!l opinion handed down by the Supreme their irresistible course. Then Burch courts of the 43 states, as well as a wallowed, and said nobly, Indeed, complete set of opinions of the United The oldest you wish me to procure a States Supreme court. maidservant, sir? opinion, appearing in a brittle-leave- d Bryn looked up, startled. A mald- - volume yellow with age, is dated 1606. vant? Do we need a maidservant? Many of the books, she says, are ,i.Was thinking of your wife, sir. worth $150 each because of their rarity. y wfe? Bryn repeated, his eyes Some are priceless because they are Ellarply Burchs face. Then, out of print, and because there is no Ah D0 e w111 not he coming record that copies other than those in ' here Lansing exist. Several of the vol-woe-egon- Bv Frances Shelley Wees Very good, sir. What shall I pack? Bryn looked down at the gray suit with which, Tubby had insisted, he was Bryn finished his story. Tall, lean, desecrating the evening. He considbefore the stood crystal big he bronzed, ered. Well, shirts and things. Nothstone the over fireplace mirror hanging old golf trousers and examined his chin critically. It ing else, except those I got so much mud on at Tahoe. was bnt nice Bryn chin, was a very Yes, sir. Nothing else? No guns? not in the least concerned with its N No fishing tackle? No golf clubs? determine to was he trying niceness; the am a I Nothing. By way nicked not young had or whether Burch had engineer out of work because of the it infinitesimally. It seemed not. Burch depression. Anything a young engineer usual perfect job. had done his out of work because of the depression Tubby, his eyes round and distractwouldnt have, I wouldn't have. Ive moed, dropped into one of the deep out at the pawned it. rocco armchairs and stared Burch drew a noticeable deep breath. dusk. It was pouring like smoke across good, sir. Shall you be here to Very Golden the the bay, sifting through breakfast? Gate to blot out the sunset The daily Certainly. fleet of fishing vessels, their sails a And . . . row of tiny dark triangles against the No, I said she wasnt coming. dimming face of the sun, slipped out Ah . . . yes, sir. Lunch? once more to brave the perils of the No lunch. I shall be leaving Imvasty deep. Below the house the waves mediately after breakfast, and you lapped idly at the white cliff, gentle neednt prepare dinner until approxiand harmless. mately a year from tonight. I will let a not was and philosopher, Tubby you know. I shall be away during that To time. he had very little imagination. Tubby a horse was a horse, usually Yes, sir. And the orders for Morwith four legs and a tail. It was not ton? something over which kingdoms might Bryn swung round from the glass. be lost or with which princesses might He Burch regarded thoughtfully. Waves to Tubby were be rescued. Thats so, he said meditatively. I wet and often waves, always chilly. might have forgotten. Tell Morton to But now, as he stared down through take a spanner, will you, and remove the wide plate glass window, there was the not all of it, but large, una look of positive inspiration on his evenpaint portions from the Bellaire. Tell him to take a chisel and give it some nice deep scratches. Tell him to make it look like a car I might have bought for about forty two dollars and fifty cents from a bankrupt gangster. He might bash up the fenders, and if anything further occurs to him . . . The Bellaire, sir? The new French motor? The black car? AH of those things, Bryn said calmly. Tubby stood up. nis eyes rested on Burchs agitated countenance. He drew a deep breath. Thats all, Bryn said crisply. Yes, sir, Burch muttered despondently, and went out. Tubby was staring at Bryn. Anybody would think you were in love with the girl, he said. Would they? How nice. It sounds so much better. So much more romantic and idyllic. To be in love with ones bride instead of marrying her for her money. Money ! Tubby said bitterly. Monne shook his head miserably. ey ! Youre making some kind of a damn o' fool out of yourself, Bryn. Youre letting some gang pull a fast one on you, "Did It Ever Occur to You That thats what youre doing. Do you think Ted Holworthy Might Be Engifor a minute that that girl doesnt know who you are? " neering This Beautiful She doesnt, Bryn said calmly. face, as if he were telling himself that Thats a bright reTubby snorted. these waves, at least, might sometimes mark, isnt It? Very bright. Now, I wash the shores of China, the far, far, ask you, how in Gods name could anydangerous shores of China ; that these body on the Pacific coast help having waves might easily, small and tender seen your ugly mug in the papers, how though they now appeared, might eascould anybody who can read help ily puff ana swell and lift themselves about James Weldon Shipley h fait with rounder and fury on one of knowing Third and Ills speed boats Brynildson the innocent little vessels drifting now and his elephant tusks and his seven so serenely past the sun. Life was cars and his polo ponies? like that, Tubby was convinced. Im sure she can read, Bryn reTubby put his head down into his unruffled. The first time I saw plied, hands and groaned. It sounded like a her she was reading over a lot of legal stage groan, although he was certainly documents up In Holworthys office. sincere about it; and even If it was not his situation, which Tubby eyed him for a long moment. it wasnt, he Then he said gustily, Look here, Bryn. felt that someone Ought to react to It Did it ever occur to you that Ted Hol properly. Mix-up?- ,,rvWv vv'wvvy WNU Blemishes Made Her umes have been lent to publishers In recent years so that copies could be made. The value of the United States records and briefs was estimated In 1917 at $80,000. Other material has a value estimated at upwards of $500,000. Firt Old Looking Face Clear Again with Cuticura Soap and Ointment Sentence Over Telephone On March 10, 1876, the first complete sentence of speech was transmitted by telephone. On June 2, 1875, Alexander Graham Bell had verified his theory of electrical speech transmission. Since then, in repeated experiments, he had succeeded in transmitting only a . few isolated words. Now he was seated before a transmitter of a new type, connected to a receiver, In another room, at which his assistant, Thomas A. Watson, was listening. Accidentally, Bell overturned a battery containing acid and, in con Mr. Watson sternation, called out: come here, I want you ! Watson rushed in, shouting that he had heard Bells words over the wire. Speech had been transmitted by means of electricity. Telephony was an accomplished fact. 2636 W Here is a letter every skin sufferer should read. Its message is vital. There were blemishes on my face, of external origin, and they riade me look old and haggard. They were red, hard and large. They would hurt, and when I scratched them the skin would become irritated, and I would Re awake at night and start digging at my face. Bnt after using two cakes of Cuticura Soap and one tin of Cuticura Ointment my face was cleared again. (Signed) Mrs. L. Whetzler, 2nd St, Floreffe, Pa, June 15, can understand such letters. The Cuticura formulas have proved their effectiveness for over half a century. Remember, Cuticura Soap and Ointment are also for pimples, rashes, ringworm, burning of eczema . and other externally caused , They seem to have a lot of trouble with their car. Ye3. Her husband is one of those expert accountants who imagines he was born a mechanic. Elegant Discourse I wants to be procrastinated at de nex corner, said Mr. Erastus Pinkley. You want to be what?" demanded the conductor. Don lose your temper. I had to look in de dictionary myself befo I found out dat procrastinate means put off. 1935-Physic- Too Much Roistering Do you think I ought to spend a few days in bed, doctor? Patient moDre's",dA 'ehB WOnl'1 j ? OteS'Sc-il!?51- 3' ians S' |