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It seemed like an easy assignment and yet more than a month elapsed before the story was assembled. There was a reason. Although he is lucky when he breaks 100 at golf, this man once had made a hole In one. So he spent the evenings talking about that ace. "Why shouldnt I talk about It? he asked each time I tried to change the subject "Suppose I am the head of a million-dolla- r corporation. So are lots and here his of other people, but New York Post. WNU Service. voice always took on a new note "how many people ever made a hole in one?" There was no use In pointing out that holing out in one stroke from the cup was a matter of luck and that the odds are perhaps a million to one that it can happen to him again. It was a triumph that set him apart from oth'pnE class in history. ers, he could talk about It and be hapFrank James, brother and partner py. No theorist could take that away of the more celebrated Jesse, had a from him. long and successful career on the turf. Somehow even though this often Is One year, while the gendarmes were tabbed as a world given over much to. search for vain regrets I suspect that there are conducting a nation-wid- e him, he raced a string of horses on the numerous others who feel the same Tennessee tracks, and even rode a few way. winners in races open only to gentlemen jockeys. His Job and Memories Later, after he had adjusted certain Ex-Pu- g banking, railroad and homicide mat- Are Enough for ters with the state of Missouri, he became an eminent betting commissionNot so long ago I passed the office er. For several seasons he operated of a great newspaper. At the side enat Old Guttenburg course near trance where trucks were gathered to and handled wagers for some carry away the first editions, a tall of the most distinguished Improvers of man was standing, cap tugged down the breed. over cauliflowered ear. As the match Tod Sloan, probably the greatest of flared to light his cigarette, It revealed all American jockeys, weighed less his twisted nose. than 60 pounds when he rode his first I had not seen him for years, had race on an important track. That was wondered what had happened to him. at Latonia in 1888. We stood there in the shadows and One of the first of the American talked about a career that once had heavyweight champions (this was in been revealed in the brightest light of the bare knuckle days) was an escaped the headlines. One of his convict from Australia. Kid, I said. "Are you unhappy? noted contemporaries ended In jail Do you wish you had it to do ail over again, so that you might be a champion? The tall man grunted, then peered at me through reddened eyelids that had come into contact with thudding fists all too often In those later days when the shadows werei creeping persistently about him. after killing a policeman. A third Hugh, you sports writers think of the darnedest things, he answered. spent years in jail for robbery and assault but was released so that he might I got a job, aint 4? And I was pretfight a Brooklyn politician for the title. ty good when I was up there, wasnt I? Bob Fitzsimmons fought for the first Sure I was. Anybodyll tell you that. He paused. Perhaps he was thinktime in 1880 when he knocked out four opponent to win an elimination tournaing about a past not so far distant. Then he pursed thick lips and hit a ment and become "Amateur Champion of New Zealand. His last fight was target ten feet away. In the meanwhile he had in 1914. Well then," he said. Why should I been heavyweight champion of the be unhappy? Even if I wasnt chamworld for two years and middleweight pion and even if it Is quite likely that I could lick most of these champion for six.. muggs whore around today, what of it? I smacked Sculler Greatest Single over some of the best, and thats enough for any man. You cant have Was Also the Tiniest everything. Since most people have forgotten Edward Hanlan, probably the greatabout him anyhow there Is no real reaest single sculler who ever lived, also son why his name should be hidden was one of the smallest. He was five under the title of Kid. But a promfeet eight Inches tall and rowed best Is a promise, and so ise when weighing 152 pounds. Hanlan came from Toronto, was one of the Medals Couldnt Take best liked oarsmen of all time, and was called "Canadas Boy In Blue. That Away Thorpes Victories last was because he always wore a blue shirt and cap while racing. Let us try again. There Is the story The first recorded international boat of the Indian who won a trunkful of race participated in by American oarsmedals and cups at the Olympic games men took place In 1824 near Hoboken. in 1912. Later it was discovered that York New easThen four Harbor men he had played while competing against beat a picked crew from the these amateurs of all nations. He was ily Thames. More than 50,000 people wit- ordered to return his prizes. nessed the race and later the winners Newspapers of the day carried tearto boat their General Lafaypresented ful columns about this decision of the ette. overlords of amateur sport. Friends Frank Ives, one of the most celebrated of billiard champions, also starred attempted to sympathize with him over as a baseball catcher, bike rider, roller the loss of awards greater than those come to any athlete. Jim skater and horseman. Perhaps his that ever had keen eyesight was the most remark Thorpe peered through beady eyes, noted all this hullabaloo and was genuinely surprised. "What are you making so much of a fuss about? he asked the mourners. "Yeah, I know those cups and things looked pretty and they would have been nice to have around the house, but what of It? "Yes, Jim, his well meaning friends persisted. "But think of what those s able of all, though. recall things meant. They were tokens of and you never can have the when a race the track t that, watching victory win them again. They . . . to chance line mile horses up half a away, he could spot his colors Instantly, while And so on and on. Thorpe listened, frowned and was his companions peered vainly through silent. It is said that Indians never glasses. The British open golf championship reveal their thoughts by the expreswas played at Hoylake In 1913 in a sions on their faces. So his friends hard rain coupled with a driving wind. may have been wondering what was This doubling up of the weather is going on behind those high, copper-colore- d cheek bones during the long perhaps the severest test known to a golfer. J. H. Taylor played more than moments of silence. But they did not 300 shots during the 72 boles and was have to wait long. Thorpe stretched In the rough only once. Naturally he out one long arm, pointed at them and won bis fifth championship even spoke. "L finished first in those events, though two of his competitors were e I proved that I those other greats, Harry Var-do- n didnt I? he asked. and Jim Braid. was the best of them all, didnt I? Although he always hit threw and Well, then, what do I need with a lot did almost everything else of trimmings? Ton dont think that Babe Ruth continues to sign his name I'm going to forget all that, do you? with his right paw. This la a story without a aural. While Cops Chased Him, Frank James Was Star of Turf Wee-hawbe- n - Be Sure They Properly Cleanse the Blood kidneys are constantly matter from the blood stream. But kidneys sometimes lag in their work do not act as nature intended-fail to remove impurities that poison the system when retained. Then you may suffer nagging backache, dizziness, scanty or too frequent urination, getting up at night, puffiness under the eyes; feel nervous, miserable all upset. Don't delay? Use Doan's Pills, Doan's are especially for poorly functioning kidneys. 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Ady. all-tim- A GREAT AUTHOR FRENCH LANGUAGE STILL BEING USED IN CENTRAL SOUTH A man who has any relish for fine writing either discovers new beauties or receives stronger Impressions from Evidences of a survival of the the masterly strokes of a great auFrench language and customs In va- thor every time he peruses him; berious portions of the Mississippi val- sides that he naturally wears himself ley from Illinois to Louisiana are into the same manner of speaking related by Prof. Joseph M. Carriere and thinking. of the romance language department of Northwestern university. For the past two years Professor Carriere has made an extensive study of the dialect of the Cajans, their folk lore and legend in the picturesque Evangeline country of Louisiana, immortalized In Longfellows poem, "Evangeline. Ancestors of the Acadians, or Cajans who speak a French derivative dialect settled in Louisiana after the Doctor English had exiled them from Nova Scotia for refusal to swear allegiance to the British after the latter Remedy had conquered the country. The You Is Safe. colonization started in 1755. In tracing the survivals of French colonization of the Mississippi valley, Professor Carriere told of his experiEntrust Your ences in settlements in southern IlliOwn or Your Familys nois and Missouri where he encountered groups who still speak French Well - Being to Unknown Professor and sing French songs, The same is true of Carriere said. Preparations e the Inhabitants on the island of take any in the MississippL The vilBEFORE you you dont know all about, lage that once stood here was founded In lTOOff In St. Genevieve, Mo., for theofrelief of headaches; or tht rheumatism, neuritis of pains in the tiff mining country. 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Longfellow is the idol of Remember this: Genuine Bayer Professor Carriere these people, is rated among the fastest Aspirin said, It is not uncommon to see his methods yet discovered for the relief of headaches and all common pains picture in the place of honor in halls . . . and safe for the average person and homes. The people believe in the to take regularly. authenticity of the poem "EvangeYou can get real Bayer Aspirin at line, claiming that the true characters were Emmeline Labiche and any drug store simply by never Louis Arsenault, the Evangeline and asking for it by the name aspirin alone, but always saying BAYER Gabriel of Longfellows poem. They ASPIRIN when you buy. maintain that Evangeline did not die In Philadelphia as Longfellow said, but that she returned to St. Martinsville where she discovered that Gabriel had married and where she died of a broken heart There is a tombstone in St. Martinsville where Emmeline Labiche or Evangeline is supposed to be buried. 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