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Show SOUTH CACHE COURIER Uncertain, Coy and Hard to Please By JAMES J. MONTAGUE 9 - ' ' smash its shell. We shall never know, but we can continue to be thankful to him whenever the R months come around and we seat ourselves before a steaming stew. Detroit News. the business say that guests must be pleased at any cost, so I slipped on some does an went out with them. We started down the rud without bearin' nothing, an then we come up over a little hill an one of the gals says. There she is now, poor dear. Where? says I, pretty puzzled. Bight out there. Do you mean to say you dont hear It? Then of a sudden I knew what it was all about Three miles up the Sparrow and Linnet Take Tums Sittifig on Nest A recent issue of the British pubCage Bird World, related lication, river the fog horn was goin, an them an extraordinary story of a hen gals was out on a errand of mercy and a linnet that into get me to put it out of its misery. hedge sparrow on nesting in the same spot sisted The next day I says to Henry; Since neither would give in, the two Henry! Tomorrow you an me is birds finally constructed a joint nest goin to take down that sign on the both and deposited eggs in it. Durrud an retire from the outdoor hotel Incubation the period the birds ing business. That feller that said that to take turns on the observed were women is uncertain coy an hard to nest, but when it was time for the please was smarter than Solomon an to hatch the linnet was driven eggs Dan'l put together. off. Two baby sparrows and one WNU Service. Copyright. linnet were hatched in the nest, but only the sparrows survived. Oysters Eaten in Eighth . Century Before Christ Let us not leap to conclusions. The discovery of the shell remains of an oyster banquet that was probably held in a village near Sparta in the Eighth century before Christ proves only that oysters were being eaten by men at that time not that the Spartans discovered the edibility of the oyster. The hero who, in fear and trembling, first swallowed an oyster and wondered if he was poisoned, probably lived long before Sparta was even contemplated. He may have Y S ;V'?.'( been a shipwrecked Tyrian sailor ; he ; (6Qr5 ' . may have been some hungry beachcomber even before the men of the Eastern Mediterranean launched They aint no reglar bath tubsyhut me ah John .every Sunday atrip off, shipboard an pours i- buckets. pf .witter over each other. ships. Perhaps he was a who watched a seabird carry "Ven, said the old boat builder, by nof like a volcano when the wind shifted. a clam .Jusf;vh'at aloft and drop it on a rock to ,T ; "brother John an me iff out of the exactly Then pretty soon, when they had " I'niVan tourist business. '; We figgered, there they aint no reglar bath moved to another cabin we could bein not much doin in our own line tubs'. jnit oie an John every Sunday hear em arguin over why they ever d that we might put lip log cabins on strips off, fashion an pours-th- come here at all, an one of em said old place for folks to. stay in'-- ' buckets' of water over-- each other.' the other should of come to the place at a timeil They aint nothin. like' it for gi.vin that was recommended to em by her overnight, or niebbe Most everybody thats got a piece- of you a appetite 'for breakfast. Cousin Alec, an the other said that ' ' r I dont know yet what made" the Cousin Alec was only about ground between,- here an Macjiias does it, an makes' money, so they old damp so; mad, "but she Just red-- ; an his trouble that witted, but I guess the women .folks does dened up like sheii been insulted, seeined to run in the family. .. most of the tendip to it. '.I :ays, Come on Henry... to; 'the map, the Then they both of em comes out file an, stalkin of the house-singlthought once that puttin' a. boat to- . n! 'off tfiey'go- .to fheir.ar.;-'felt pretty ; low about' the .lib gether- so she would ride the water right" past us they gits Into the car, like a duck was quite1' a leetie tricky: for a while, an t lie rt pretty' soon' squabbles 1 a while about who was , but it aint nawthiu to fixin.-'u; another couple; shoWs, up.goin- to drive, and then up the rud We want a ieottage by the shore, they go: y, camp so it will please a wqfnanrv: "Bein mechanics from boys' up,' says tile woman, 'who was young an ; "It .was two days later before anyDoctors have always recognized the ' buildin tlie.cabins wasnt no trouble. kind op movin pictur lookin; body- else-- showed up, an then it was value of the laxative whose dose can We Just drew along the rud a piece Not; tooT..near: the sljore, - says a" .woman- with three daughters, who be' measured, and whose action can an see what the shacks that J the tli'e man. ; ? ; wa? pleased , with the first cabin we be thus regulated to suit individual then we ' As close' as it. can be. Wliats showed, em an real sociable... They need. farmers had built come home, got, the lumber from town, the use .of coming tp a The public, too, is fast returning place like this was allOyer the place, makiji friends an built us five of em. There they be if,. we cant see. the river?'. .... with- the dog .an the cow an askin to the use of liquid laxatives. People now. Take a look at em an, tell rue You wont be able ' to see th? ail sorts of questions. They stayed have learned that a properly preif you ever seen anything that could river, for .flip. fog in- - the morning-- , if tiie. fust, night an would of stayed pared liquid laxative brings a more beat em for the right draff an beam. you dont take that shaekiip oil the the second' all right if it hadnt natural movement without any disturned foggy. It was about midnight comfort at the time, or after. ; Theys everything into em. Hot air hill.,-.--dose of a liquid laxative can stoves for chilly weather, pictures 6? ' weli. Yo'u canigd. there, rind when they was' a rap on our door an beThe .Very varied to suit the needs of the the worlds biggest battles that we I will take the cunning little one by .there, was of. the girls standin individual. The 'action can thus be ; I 'tlier;'JSver4aibiiierrlble mad. f ' got out of a history book our grand the beach. regulated. It forms no ..habit; you ; to had chance dad left us when he died an an all ' "Just u a' I say- - But don't exneed not take a double dose a day or ask em anythin the oldest or the tin ware an chiny anybody needs pect me' to rescue you if a bear coines, two later. Nor will a mild liquid, : " to get a meal together with. Why dont you laxative irritate the kidneys. spoke up .ani says-snooping arojind. "Just to give the place a home like, . Then what .does the girl-d- o but do something about that cow. Listen The wrong cathartic may often do touch, we took a trip around some of bust out cryin an "says the "feller, i o the poor thing.. more harm than good.- : I said. The ;J- don't hear no cdw, the farms an got some. things to is a wuss brute.than anybear,'- ah as Caldwells Dr. Syrup Pepsin is a pretty em up, like tidies for the soon as she cad get to a' raitypad st;W only cow we got IS in the barn. and is perfectly safe. prescription, chairs an artificial flowers an" wall tion she is goin honie"to her mother. Well, 'its somebodys cow, and Its laxative action is based on senna mottoes. When we h'ad, everything So she hops 'into the car, ...an- he we Just cant bear to hear it crying a natural laxative. The bowels will ready an invitin we put up a sign: climbs after, her an that's all- of that way. "'You,. mugt find out about not become dependent on this form or we shall leave. it at of help. Dr. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin Camps, night, day an- weeks if you that. ; is obtainable at all druggists. want em out by the big rud and VeJJ, I'd '"heard. .other fellers in ,. It was heginnin to look as if the ' sure enough right away folks, begun business wasnt goin to go so well to come in. when along comes two old ladies But they was a kind of folks that chuggin doWn the road an One yells was different from any me, an John to us if we have a camp empty. bad ever see. The first was a woman When she finds we has five of pm about sixty with a husband a little she an her friend starts to look em DRASTICALLY REDUCED older. Before she would even look over, an by an by we. hear, high at one of the camps she began to ask words about the furnlshins;' questions of me. ..It seems one of em, was sore beCut on Bayer Aspirin ! Big Are these places clean? says she. cause they wasnt no hooked rugs on "They dont look it. the floor, an the other wanted a fire, Theyre bran new, tnaam, I says. place. They thrashed that out, by Never been lived in. an by decidin to go back to the first Are the furnishings adequate?.' cabin theyd looked at, an there they Theyre the adequatest furnish- got into a dispute about whether the ings money can buy, I says wonderin cook stove would draw or not; After what she was talkin about. ten minutes they decided to find out Very well. Ill look at them. by lightin a fire into it It drawed "I was goin along, but she waved all right, but the old one claimed me away. Ill let you know our de- it only drawed because the wind was cision, she says, an talcin the bunch blowin down river, an would smoke of keys I give her off she went, her husband trailin along behind her. I was Just thinkiu" how pleased an surprised shed be, when back' she come, hot foot. NOW Pay Less and Get Real BAYER Aspirin! Theres no bawth In that first CLEAR So as to put the reliability and quick have been cut to 25c. cabin, she says. 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